Snape Has a Machine Gun

[devetzisGR]

......ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh you touch my tralala <3

[4444yo5555]

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[CATcatstudios]

when harry potter meets die hard

[dontworryaboutthings]

I'M CRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Keith459001]

had to watch 5 times before i got it lol

[TheHardass69]

I honestly dont know how in the hell i got here...

[americanpsycho93]

Its Christmas time in Hogwarts and Harry ask him why he wasn't so festive and this was his response....

[vvaughnblondie]

he dubbed it with a line from die hard haha

[skygliderz99]

lol'd myself to death!

[CloudStrife1038]

gay

[alfredthegr]

wat

[Klawg11]

mind = blown

[mikeortiz410]

John McClain would like to tell Mr. Severus Snape to get his greasy face away from Harry.

[sniper321w]

lol wtf that fit in perfectly.

[iwashere2011able]

0:06 foreshadowing?!

[TheConner1013]

keep pressing 8

[BlueWalrus99]

He was referring to his crotch...

[zaberfang]

The quote came from my favorite action movie "Die Hard" AWESOME : )

[skude3]

die hard 1 :)

[zimoetheklown1]

And all I have is a pussy ass wand , shit fuck!!!

[LJMownage]

thats of die hard where its the same actor snape



[slayerk75]

now i have a machine gun hohohohohohohohohohohohohoho merry christmas

[repisme2]

yeah a die hard refrence

[Whatdoesthisdo1]

I would've loved it if this was actually in one of the films. HARRY POTTER IS DEAD! ALL WORSHIP ME LORD VOLDEMORT!.... But i.. have a machine gun...

[TheKitykool]

Did Alan Rickman play Santa in a film?

[harrypotterguy22]

*trying not to lol* BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

[piratsindre17]

OMG, that was awesome. Even better than Alucard's best line ever.

[thesinner922]

Herry Potter: Yippee Kay Yay Motherfucker! *bam*

[ProductionTank]

ohhhh  soo snape isnt a wizard hes SAAAANNNTTTAAA

[AliG6252010]

That's both intimating and funny at the same time

[themanclaw2]

things would have been so much easier for the good guys if they all had machine guns. Just ask to borrow a few from the muggles!

[CrazyGrapefruit]

@themanclaw2 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollow-points XD

Classic.

[lowsten]

@CrazyGrapefruit Epic comment LOL.

[WEZDEZ303]

CAN't STOPPP LAUGHING!

[macbeasty]

Title of the video: "Snape has a machine gun"

Content of the video: "Snape: Now I have a machine gun"

I'd say WIN.

[MashterChief117]

muggle weapon

[MrEthanismad]

lol, sweet editing

[UnwantedOdour]

its funny because the voice is from die hard and the bad guy frrom die ard is alan rickman aswell

[Tomiculitis]

@UnwantedOdour Thats part of the joke -.-

[UnwantedOdour]

@Tomiculitis i know i was being a dick :P just ignore me

[halochief577]

andd i wouldve said i got a bazooka

[SouSporting]

lol very funny one =)))

[SionPaddy]

0:06 Ho Ho Ho

[flippytheleper]

this is surprisingly well done, good job!

[nasherkosm97]

how did you do that???

[MarcoTheGreat2008]

@nasherkosm97 Alan Rickman says that in Die Hard. The sound clip has just been dubbed over this video clip.

[nasherkosm97]

@MarcoTheGreat2008 ok i didn't knew that, thanks

[kineticdeath]

lol i just watched the die hard clip that audio was from. Never seen harry potter but the audio seemed to match that scene for some reason lol

[Anth0nyRey]

Thanks to die hard for this nice line xD

[Anth0nyRey]

OMG i cant stop laughing 

[darkraikillerx]

lol now i have a machine gun hohoho lol made me laugh

[MustafaZia4382]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[DALEKLEADER22]

LMAO

[harrypotterguy22]

0.o RUN 4 YO LIIIIIVESSS

[TheCinisterSorrow]

After the forth movie harry looks bad lol

[070000591]

Book 8

Harry Potter and the Machinegun.

[dragondashwizard]

Comment removed

[ZombieFighter95]

@dragondashwizard seems legit

[182Burritos]

THANK GOD FOR YOU SIR or MA'AM!

He will always be Hans to me. Always.

[FistsTheEchidna1]

lol!!!!! I can't believe I never thought of doing that

[SnipermanElite]

29 people don't have machine guns.

[UnwrappedSk8Team]

I think this is from die hard

[Snapeiscute]

That was so funny Look wait my name is

[XcrazyX10]

Did he reaally say he has a machine gun?

[TheMykcal]

@XcrazyX10 No, its a dub from the movie Die Hard. Bill Nighy (Snape) looks like Alan Rickman.

[Hazy992]

@TheMykcal Alan Rickman IS Snape, he doesn't just look like him

[xfoxxibabex]

AHHAHAHAAHHAA!



[crazyharvster]

0:01 a dildo on the table?!

[TheMykcal]

@crazyharvster Thats a quil pen.

[crazyharvster]

@TheMykcal ye i know, but it looks like a dildo... =P

[Teeheehee555]

I laughed when he said ''huh huh hu...''

[Wyyrme]

wtf? lol

[0402HaRdsTyLeR8819]

hahahahashahaahaha



[LMFAODAWTNET]

A BIGGER SPOILER!!!!- Snape Is Santa 0:05

[ONeilTD]

@LMFAODAWTNET

Son of a....>.<

[Ryanator008]

@LMFAODAWTNET LOL

[redroosterfreddy]

Keep pressing 3 :P

hmm, now snape just reminds me of the santa off of futurama x3

[Dragonich777]

@LMFAODAWTNET

Epic win, I was the 100th person to like your comment, congrats!

[elrockerchido]

i'm pretty sure i'm one of the few who knows who really has a Machine Gun, Motherfuckers!!!

[blackhorse099]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO

[LikeaBoss2U]

Some people just don't understand trolling I guess. -_-

[scorpionz7175]

Npw i have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho merry christmas  LMAO

[YesIHaveFriends]

ho. ho. ho

[goodygoody23]

I can't get over how perfect this is

[NeopetsandPokemonFan]

Ho. Ho. Ho.

[Gregster427]

hehehe die hard sounds :D

[bystron21]

narnia has a machine gun?! O.o

[BizzyBenedikt41]

Thw whole Harry Potter story could've been cut down to one book if they had brought in John McLane^^

[BPazify]

What's with the dildo, bottom left?

[MissJLLawliet]

@BPazify Pretty sure that's a quill pen. xD

[FalloutCOGDude]

YIPPE-KI-YAY!

[DrShakalu619]

That's from die hard!

[WantdUndead]

brilliant!

[GMovieSeeker]

It's funny 'cus he played Hans Gruber.

[TheRhinehart86]

Overly convoluted plot + Worst Witch ripoff + pseudo-latin = Harry Potter. Hate to break it to people, but there is nothing special about Harry Potter. People who credit it with getting them into reading are morons because if they actually read any other books they would realise what crap it is and that there is much better stuff out there, unless of course the only other book youve read is Twilight, in which case you'd be forgiven for thinking Harry Potter is well written.

[xXcloudlowellXx]

@TheRhinehart86 worst witch sucks ball, in my opinion. TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!­!!!

[TheRhinehart86]

@xXcloudlowellXx I didnt say worst witch wasnt shit, quite the contrary, but when you make use shit to make shit...

[TheRhinehart86]

@xXcloudlowellXx Sorry, stuffed that up. I mean to say that when you use shit to make shit... you still end up with shit

[Skavoc]

@TheRhinehart86 Unless you dip it in peanut butter!

[xXcloudlowellXx]

@TheRhinehart86 ok then, I respect your opinion.

[WindWalker940]

*turns head* cause you're worth it

[luckable3]

Did he say "Ho Ho Ho" ?!

[Bitchisbakx]

hasta la vista bitches

[GrubRising13]

Yippie Kai Yay Muggle Fucka's!

[Mathaius833]

thats fucking brilliant!!!!!!!!!

[wattosacrim]

fuck lol

[Fifdog1998]

@neez666 AND THEY ALL DIE IN THE END.

[neez666]

@Fifdog1998 nope heres another spoiler, harry potter hermioni and ron and rons sister lives ron marries hermioni harry marries rons sister and have children, so if shes gunna make any more harry potter films/stories, i hope she will, it will b based on the kids.

[TheCallumWilson]

@neez666 is not

[TheCallumWilson]

@neez666 james potter is i READ the book and i saw the movie what now!!!!!!!!!

[TheCallumWilson]

@neez666 it means he loved lily

[neez666]

@neez666 ok im wrong, lilly and snapes patronum are the same because snape still is very much in love with lilly, and snape wants to protect harry becuase he still loves lilly and he believes tht its his job 2 keep him safe. man i wish films would stop being so confusing, make me look like a complete fool.

[upgrad3z]

@neez666 nah snape aint his dad unless james was infertile and lily was on roofies

[punkichrokich]

@neez666 Omg... You retard... No he's not -.-

He had the same patronum as lilly because he were in love with her.

[xXElcoXx]

@neez666 And his brother! And his sister! At the same time! Wait, what?

[OfficialSusanHenkel]

@neez666 Lies! You are lying and may all your bacon burn!~ (thumbs up if you get the reference)

[ryeguy48]

ho ho ho, mutherfucker

[igoseansway]

@imagination43 fuck you harry potter and severus snape are awesome! :D

[swirkass]

YIPPIE KA YAY MOTHER FUCKER

[nismofanatical]

fucking lollll!

[scorpionz7175]

i bet he saying : Don't make gift you my machine gun HO HO HO ,

[theconroyman]

hahaha :p

[TheMykcal]

Best dubbing ever, and Alan Rickman has a awesome voice!

[hobbesty51]

HO HO HO XD



[darkwolf1536]

Sitting on the toilet?

[Seerofderp]

Hello, Alan, it's me, Alan Rickman.

[MeatShovel]

GUNS > Wands.

[dadude1200]

ah... muggle weapons.

[resk125]

i got in trouble for laughing all day =D

[hulk555cola]

He doesn't play villain, he plays very interesting people. ;D

[MissNephilimAngel]

Oh my Goodness. Snape stole Santa's trademark, right at the end there. He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. WE DID.

[TheMusic171]

This is what I heard :

Snape : "Now I have machine gun, ho ho ho"

[MrRazzeldazzel88]

JUST FUCKING PIZZED MYSELF

[meawitchathogwarts]

@MrRazzeldazzel88 if it wasn't for you i would've been breathing the lzast 2 min of my life

[gir02021]

Alan Rickman... best villain ever

[KuddlyKatie]

Ho ho ho 

[YAROFYEV]

22 people only have pistols

[MegaMonkey1013]

i have a machine gun....ho ho ho merry christmas

[gwataleechy]

"yeah keep spiting spit-wads at me you little bitch,now i have a machine gun"

[matman000000]

Avada Kedavra, motherfucker!!!

[matman000000]

I'd be scared too if my teacher told me that.

[05Rachel]

Can't stop laughing

[GanngSTARZ]

i though he was gunna pull out an uzi or sumin

[killiz1170]

merry F***ing christmas =d

[eyesorbe]

Made my Christmas. :D

[Lucread2]

Machine guns can't be blocked by spells.

[mysterykcad]

This fits so well

[jurassicpotter1]

haaaa lol lol nice !!! poor potter

[PufferBluntman]

Harry Potter and the secret of Nokatomi Plaza

[zebradns]

@PufferBluntman <hahahahahahahahahahahahaha:))­))))

[AlexFromAus]

@PufferBluntman Haha. His brother Simon Gruber will have something to say about this.

[Crickin4]

ho..ho...ho.....

[TheEXpothead]

why cant serious movies be like that XD

[jackowhitton2011]

i have a dick .

[FPSnacho]

y does snape need a machine gun he can just zap them with his magic poo stick

[Vadamur]

i dont understand!!

[W1llHD]

@imagination43 I also agree that Die Hard is one epic Christmas movie

[scarecrowsnrX]

@imagination43

Apples > Oranges

Disagree? Then your parents raised you wrong and you fail at life.

[imagination43]

@scarecrowsnrX good job my parents raised me right, oranges are horrible apples are way better

[TheMattMondo]

@imagination43 Depends what generation you grew up in...

[imagination43]

@TheMattMondo I was born in 87 but I still know 2001 a space odyssey is better than Avatar, being a part of a generation has nothing to do with it.

[Neurotik51]

@imagination43 i like them both

[Noxnaxia]

@imagination43 Die Hard = Harry Potter

Hans Gruber = Severus Snape.

There is no goal in life. Organic is a genetic mutation. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. As for us? We simply...

Are.