The Top 5 Douchebags of the Week, From A to Zonday (3/21)

[7aritana7]

heu... 1 in 3... thats almost 66%? you are a well educated knowing that it is closer to 50% if you want to stay in the statistic language.

[superkool2]

Fuck you douchebag, i am english and tecnically americans came from england dickface. And thridly you dick face that was a lie at No.5. So how the fuck do you feel DOUCHEBAG. Rate this if you agree.

[superkool2]

Fuck you douchebag, i am english and tecnically americans came from england dickface. And thridly you dick face that was a lie at No.5. So how the fuck do you feel DOUCHEBAG.

[toadstoolpoopfist]

step 5: dick slap these stupid bitches in the mouth

[superkool2]

@toadstoolpoopfist lol.

[llluuuccc]

so how does 1 in 3 = 56%

[olirain]

idiot

[llluuuccc]

@olirain hahaha tell me how 1 in 3 makes 56%.

It makes 33% i mean 56 is not even close the the relavent number. who's the idiot now!

[olirain]

its a joke u douchebag

[JMARTIN1947]

Yea, you moron. It's part of the humor. God, you must be a dipshit.

[dabeshu]

i remember reading this magazing almost every month when i was a child

[Chibiicap]

that zonday guy is weird, i don't know why he's so fucking popular! the song sucks!

[zxvic300]

how is tay zonday not in this every week?

[stevehallam]

I've gone to plaid... LOL

[torleiv]

this is the unfunniest show I've seen in a long time. the writers are the biggest douches.

[sameegrl]

How did I ever miss this???

[lordmanger]

i love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lordmanger]

i love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shadowenglish]

Great show.

[hobithole]

you guys know it used to be press alt f4 and you will see the name and people would shit themselves when the window would close

[chrisjc76]

LOL

[rebelgamer]

I'm gona be disapointed if next fridays show is any shorter than 10 minuites

[jmarkowitz89]

Dont cut back, The news on cracked is awesome! Next week you should be douche bag # 1 for going to from tri weekly to weekly!

[colemckelvie]

what the buck sucks

[jordan10la]

Once a week :'( Come on, for your number one fan? Please? How about three times a day? Thats like half as much as you masterbate

[danbseattle]

if i was cool and had friends i would tell them to watch.

[israelword]

Lex you to much of a hung stud to stop cracked

[verduras]

need more not less

[wutang444]

holla

[jbg42]

Love you guys,great show.

[Bloodhalfdemon]

We Need More News on Crack

[tallcool420]

We need more news on crack not less. er a I mean cracked yaa news on cracked.

[schmittcle12]

CRACKED CRACKED CRACKED!!!!! and a new anus

[Rafa88offspring]

hey come on! either this is updated daily again or I'm dubbing the real news, cause the real world is not funny.

[Jman219574]

Supermega-douchebag of the week: You fuckers for cutting this from daily, to MWF, down to just F. You guys suck...

[Ockniel]

Noooo!! I NEED MORE CRACKED NEWS!!!

[Godzilla1985]

Assholes.

[chrissy2283]

LOL @ everyone freaking out...

It's probably an early April Fool's Day joke or something. Lex just wants to be on his own list of douchebags for a week.

I don't believe it. *shakes head*

[aerowolf1800]

no keep up the videos. do you need money??? your viewers can sponsor you.

[Xistove]

Be careful. Masturbating is how I ended up joining the Navy.

[amanatee27]

adding my name to the dozens, please do not cut back.

[dwagon41]

what the fuck? This is one of the few things that cheers me up 3 times a week.

[lltruthhurtsll]

DONT CUT BACK, this show fucking rocks

[VonHOG]

Bill Richardson endorsing a political opposite like Barak Obama? What a shitbag asshole. Oh well, If Thompson can endorse McCain I guess this isn't too far fetched either.

[Anthony573]

I LOVE THE NEWS ON CRACKED.

don't cutback!

[israelword]

Nooooo Lex yall cant leave.. ur such a hung stud remember!!! stay....

[glitchmann]

son of a son of a bitch! you cant. you wont [waving hand in front of your face, dramatically] you will continue to entertain everyone and call everyone we hate douchebags. i mean really who does that. compiling weekly lists of douchebags. thats freakin awesome. you could almost just do that every week. yea ok so you can quit doing it all the time. just make sure to keep us up to date on douchebags. that would be swell. i have to continue this for 48 dammit 38 for 31 fuckin more characters then i

[seaniehayo]

if you cut back,i may cry.

[wingnux]

NOOOOOO!! PLEASE, NO NO NO!!! I LOVE NEWS ON CRACKED!!

I hated it at first but now I can't live without it!

[ieatwiteoutforfun]

DONT CUT BACK

[rooster5man]

wasnt starbucks always a douchebag? and u cant say Chocolate Rain wasnt hilarious, a deep voice + a song about nothing, something Seinfeld would do

[jwla3]

Say it isn't so! It was bad enough going down from a whole week, to three days. What will I do with the rest of my week!?

[randompalindrome]

NOOOO. I'll have to find other entertaining things to watch.

[nikeguy05]

wtf the news on cracked was why i subscribed to this channel. It should be less news on cracked it should be more news.

[squittlepunk]

NOOOO!!!!!!

[Youpickledmyfish]

NOOOOO!!!

I love the news on cracked.

You can't do this to me!!!!

:(

[tool1661]

ah come on once a week is pretty weak. great video today minus the weak editing.

[ldsqtbea]

LMAO !!! "i also promised to be faithful" lol ... so funny ... and yes, im going to get 200 of my friends to watch you because theres no way that i can survive a whole week with just one cracked news episode :) ... FUNNY video :) keep it up :)

[Alxe73191]

CUT BACK!?

noooooooooooooooooooo D:

[mtnbiker5091]

good stuff man

[bostongirl97]

aww only once a week? that sucks... I mean aside from the Patriot bashing you're entertaining...

oh well at least we'll get the week in douchbaggery...

[agentaerick]

that zonday parody what awesome!

[ilovepears]

I watch this almost everyday :( im sad its being cut back

[19Becka]

I love the news on cracked!

[Paperlilies]

you sound like Tay zonday anyway.

[premed411]

very nice

and

best of luck with your chafing issues

[nutkicker89]

i watch this more than i watch the real news

[HaHaHainc]

nooooooo, once a week isn't enough

[ruddypoo86]

Be patient, notoriety will come eventually. To be honest at first the material was pretty mediocre, but you've stepped up your game recently and that should continue.

If you do decided to make it once a week, why not try to make it longer? Try to do some segments, mix it up a bit.

[iamroldanmandude]

Accidental Anus Transplant was supposed to be the new muffin flavor from starbucks' name but with the media around the german doctors, they had to let it go...

[19Becka]

hahahahaha!!

[Naminator236]

lol nice

[ericsun420]

I like your douchebaggery jokery