Nanny 911 - "Give Me My Life Back"

[jmpms]

Douche thing to say to a child. Very douche.

[daniellemk1]

Lol at how everybody thinks that everything that happened on that show was real. Reality shows are not real. Most of the time they're staged to make it more entertaining. He was obviously made to look like the bad guy for attention. Anyone who doesn't realize that is dumb.

[Oxidized181]

give me my life back? don't fucking have kids then

[Lontasmenn]

Kid got served...

[xRocketeerxUK]

it like in a movie

[Immagonko]

oh.. americans cant control their kids... 

[CosplayingCassie]

LOL. I love it.

[raxi82]

This should be the commercial for condoms!!!

[shadyshade2244]

Press 4. He says gay. Haha.

[TheNinwii]

9 fathers didnt get their life back

[nerual92]

lmfao 

[Gamelord804]

Nanny 911 >>> Supernanny

[08alexg]

I can see where the dad is coming from I mean to say it to a well behaved child would be wrong but if I were that kids dad I would want to commit suicde

[sarahhaspowers]

@08alexg If the child was brought up to be respectful to his parents, the kid wouldn't be like that in the first place.

[08alexg]

@sarahhaspowers

Excellent point 

[AngelOfDarkness1311]

I don't remember this episode, but I don't like the father. Who says "Give me my life back" to a kid that's about 4 or 5?

[Heatedscarface]

broken condom 101

[MisterMarioLiberty]

What is this episode???

[deenage]

@MisterMarioLiberty This episode is "The King Family."

[MondoBeno]

@oxnardcollegegirl22 No, he sexually abused one of his clients and went to jail.

[SociallyRetardedChic]

@MondoBeno I hope ur not serious..

[KiruClanz]

U CNT BE SRS

[SociallyRetardedChic]

@KiruClanz No need to be hurtful *spencer from icarly sad face*

[MondoBeno]

This episode was scary. The father is one creepy guy.

[tenacious789]

O-W-N-E-D

[TehUnlimited]

OH DAMN. THAT KID GOT OWNED.

[MegaNathan66]

what family is this?

[kkkkkimberlyyyyy]

 This is what men think, even if they don't say it.

[Holstboy]

@kkkkkimberlyyyyy lol.. You're fucked up.

[MrMentix]

"Give me my stuff back anyway!"

"Give me my life back." "ITS MINE!!!"

[margaret46550]

This would make the perfect pro-choice/condom/birth-contro­l commercial EVER

[jennylover456]

@margaret46550 i know right?

[TRASHYgah]

What a jerk!

[charIesmanson1488btk]

@TRASHYgah NO,You are,Fuck you!

[TRASHYgah]

@charIesmanson1488btk Haha Someone didnt like my obama comment. Go suck it!

[TRASHYgah]

@charIesmanson1488btk Yeah i love all races!!! Love em love em love em!!!!

[MondoBeno]

Didn't this guy go to jail for molesting one of his patients? He was absolutely horrifying on this show.

[angelsgurl]

@MondoBeno You really shouldnt say stuff like that unless you're sure.

[MondoBeno]

@angelsgurl It's true Look it up.

[willmays3]

@angelsgurl yeah he did

[rawrxunicorn]

LOL

[Ibik]

lol, where is the full version?

[gg4dan]

Hahahaha!!! No way!! Funny to watch... not right good if you're involved!!

[g00d8fella8]

haha have u ever noticed only white people are on this show

dumbasses

[wowrazzmutant]

@g00d8fella8 does it matter what color people are? in my eyes they are all the same, idk why you see it differently

[lemonrind]

If I had a son, I wouldn't be mean to him like that.

[TheBlossom321]

hahahhah  give me my life back funni!1

[Edinja123]

Only me that thought the dad was in jail and said like "give me my life back" cause he did something stupid cuz of the kid ?

[bambamcvr]

@Edinja123 no seems right to me...

[mickeylova12345]

what family is this? plz answer!

[smilly999]

@mickeylova12345 itt is the king family the whole episode of nanny 911 is really hard to find so theres no point in looking

[mickeylova12345]

what family is this? plz answer!

[x30secondstorm]

oh snap boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[ihatetaft]

Trojan Man!!!!!!!!!

[iamhassword]

I like how in the original clip the kid says "its mine!" right after "gimme my life back."

[xxMMxKIDxx]

this should be a condom commercial. lol

[mExloKo13]

hahaha that was very good XD

[andartarius]

wow, how can he say that to his kid, be a damn man and handle the kid like it should, dont make ur fuking pity , Hes acting like the kid is in power and tells him its his fault if he lost his life. wow

dont fuking give life if you cant handle the consequences, you gotta assume and care for the child, and teach him respect, not teach him that he ruined your life, thats your problem , deal with it in your own head . this guy is a weak twat

[Mossgate97]

i know he needs to grow some balls

[Edinja123]

oh i thought the dady was in jail and were talking to his kid rofl

[w2a2l2k2e2r2]

that is a nice thing to say to your little sun "give me my life back" well if he wanted a life he would of never had a child

[Djmoyd1055]

"Give me my stuff back"

"Give me my life back."

"After you give me my stuff."

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

@Djmoyd1055 That line is waaaaay funnier than it deserves to be.

[NoName1325]

hahahaahahahaha FUCK KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!

[greendaygirl09]

thats where he fucked up. what the hell does he mean "give me my life back".

[BottlesAndKazooie]

condom commercial

[cutietermari]

Haha,lol.He just said it plainly,"Give me my life back."

[patko1610]

whats going on here please??

[KirbyNicoDDR]

ROFLMAO

[thatgirlkelly1]

USE CONDOMS!!!!!

[cremeens100]

@thatgirlkelly1 ass hole.

[thatgirlkelly1]

@cremeens100 Breeder. 

[cremeens100]

@thatgirlkelly1...i am only 15! i am not a pimp. and saying, "give me my life back"

to your son, and i young son, is the most terrible thing you can ever say.

and, the father is the one that was being an ass whole.

[MinniLEGOArbitar]

@cremeens100 ur a retard this is a show where pplz hav bad kidz

[xoxostephanie101]

@thatgirlkelly1 and birth control!!!!

[gamble1ern]

@thatgirlkelly1 I was about to write that LOL

[levi799]

Haha I lmao! xD

Gve me my life back... what an asshole.

[freakyhairdude79]

what a douche o-o.give me my life back

[Shelovesmusic14]

lol geez

someone with the name of

Poopsie

shouldnt be calling people out on their grammer..lol

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

My name is not Poopsie.

Are you always this stupid that you read people's name as if they are spelled 3rd person?

[Shelovesmusic14]

hey man were just messin around okay? so get off your period mmkay? and im a 14 year old girl i dont give a(poopsie) about grammer and 3rd person? wtf i was talking to you you tard face :) lol just calm down :) lets all be friends? huh

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

i don 't give a shit if you were just messing around. I don't give a shit if you are a 14 year old monkey. I don't give a shit about being friends.

so how about that for you?

[Shelovesmusic14]

fine then i dont care and if you really didnt give a crap then why are starting crap? nobody likes fights. and if you think that fighting with people on youtube, that your never going to see in your life,is fun then be my guest. Honestly your wasteing my time and yours, so how about that for you? :)

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

I agree this is a waste of time so bye, go, leave, see ya.

[Shelovesmusic14]

good. :) im glad we solved our problem :) buh bye

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

you had to come back and tell me that?!

I said BYE, GO, LEAVE, ADIOS!

[Shelovesmusic14]

uhm your the one who came back.

and i never said bye..i always say

bye to people to..again buh bye :)

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

are you still breathing?

[wowrulez111]

no-life :D

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

no i have no life but somehow i magically know how to write and post a comment, yet there is no spark of life in these fingers.

they just seem to mysterious move on their own without using one spark of life.

[SneakyBitus]

lulz gramer kydz :)

[themotokouchiha]

what?! thats awful no one should say that to their child or any child at the matter ...thats just wrong

[theinferno66]

kids are spoiled rotten nowadays, one time, i had done something wrong, and my dad whipped me ith a belt. he asked "have you had enough?' i said "no" he whipped again, this time harder. he asked me again, i  said "no" he whipped me hard as he could. i screamed and cried. i said, "ive had enough'. he hugged me afterwards. I was never whipped ever again, and ive been headed straight since. Some crazy paeents think spanking is abusive, when its not. Consider it "tough love"

[CanadiaNecro1]

maybe he shouldav used a condom

[Happywheriams]

ugh.... kids suck....

[Clarebearhugs]

he clearly says "stuff" watch his lips!

[WatchMoviezOnY0utube]

that father in the red said, "give me my life back."

[CarolinianBeauty14]

whats the difference between Nanny 911 and Supernanny?

[tygersflowerz]

Nanny 911 has like three different nannies. And the opening credits depict them all living in a little cottage together with this really old lady who is sort of the "Papa Smurf" of the bunch. They watch footage of the family and then the old "Head Nanny" sends the one nanny she thinks is best-suited to go work with the family.

Supernanny is just one nanny, Jo Frost, whom the kids call Jo-Jo. She comes in a little black chauffered car.

I prefer Supernanny.

[Shelovesmusic14]

hahahaha

papa smurf..hahahhahah

[liliya888]

diffrent people, supernanny is better cuz they leave u for a couple days come back and see how things went

[funbutgeeky]

he says "give me my STUFF back anyway!!" and then the parent or whoever he is thought he said "give me my LIFE back anyway!!" so he repeated it because he thought it was the wrong thing to say.

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

Your fucking stupid.

[megstar12345]

Harsh, harsh....

[SPANISHROCK88]

Damn!!!! that's fucked up...I wounder how the kid turned out.

[drewrocks3456]

rapest :/

[selenalover0001]

that kid has some problames if they talk to thire dad that way wow

hi to my bff lucy

[jtbowman132]

FAIL! LOLZZZZz

[Lancelot13JasperHale]

Damn!

[WWESuicideTNA]

which family was this , does anyone know

[crazzer123]

it's They'll give me my stuff back anyway

[DeformedPeople]

Bahaha.. parenting FAIL.

[liloboy911808]

Wow! That's pretty cold! I don't care if the child is a spoil little brat. NO PARENTS, should NEVER say something like that to there own child. Somethings parents don't mean by what they say to a child. But he should know better not to say something awful. Gosh

[todamushroom]

What a douche.

[kanyewest55]

Ouch

[kanyewest55]

i would be surprised if his child is currently mentally stable.

[UmaakuKyarorin]

I actually know a girl who was abused as a child (It´s forbidden by law to hit a child in Sweden btw) both physicly and verbally. She has almost no self esteem, is lieing very often and is choosing very bad friends.

[UmaakuKyarorin]

Well, excuse me, but english is not my mother language.

And by the way, ''would be an the wrong way...''? See how your own grammar is before you start compaining about other peoples grammar.

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

Who are you?

I don't know you?

Shut the fuck up and go sit on your daddy's dick

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

That sentence I wrote , "would be an the wrong way" was not done on purpose.

But your sentence and the grammar was done deliberately

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

Mine is easy to fix and you need a lot of work.

"would be the wrong way"

see that was easy, I just took out "an" and it was something I forgot to take out.

But you wrote you bad grammar deliberately, on purpose.

OK, So I have 3 comments left for you back on that video page.

Good Luck!

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

Oopsy Doopsy Poopsie

I wrote, "But you wrote you bad grammar deliberately, on purpose

but it should be wrote like this, "But you wrote your bad grammar deliberately."

"You wrote it on purpose."

[fudge1monkey]

lol "should be wrote" time to get stalin on your grammar nazi ass.

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

OH!@ lookie at you! You know how to spell and correct grammar right!

I think someone deserve a round of applause with a side of cookies.

[fudge1monkey]

"facepalms" it seems someone doesnt understand irony. i was being ironic by these two people fighting over grammar, then me saying i would get my grammar stalin on their "grammar nazi" ness. i apologize for your misunderstanding.

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

fighting over grammar? no! i'm not fighting, you dope. I'm just being an ass.

GOD! are you stupid, I tell ya!

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

I have so many comments for you on the video page.

Please take a look.

Thank you for your time.

Have a good day.

[XxToKyOmEwxX]

Grammar nazi alert.

[TheyH8MePoopsie]

Um....yeah, like a month ago i posted that you dumb ass.

[BibbfibbleBayby]

OHHHHHH

hes probably the way his child asks that way

[NigashigaFilms]

PWNED!

[Chris2daBrown]

HAHA!

[WWESuicideTNA]

which family was this?

[AnnaNicholsonIsHere]

I remember watching this ep. I was so pissed off at the dad. Like why the hell would you say that your child? It's not his fault your marriage is failing! No wonder that kid broke down like that

[DevilButtKicker]

that male shouldnt have said that to his kid...he blantantly rejected his kid...

"Give me my life back" no more different than saying...."I wish you were never born." He's an abusive prick.

[gnpivot123]

looool what did the kid say?

[tokee1234567]

the dad was enjoying taking the kid's toys and tormenting him so the kid said "give me my stuff back anyways" and the dad said "give me my life back"

[Chris2daBrown]

he prbly sed,...

iight just give me my stuff back first you jankd up human bean!(yes bean cuz kids dnt say being they say bean)

[JungleDust]

haaahahaha he said it on camera too!!!

[crunchonanapple]

asshole

[BurningCrayon]

I hatee kids like tht but he shouldnt of said tht.

[HDVLAD]

wow..........just  wow......

[KingBee28202]

Hey. At least he's honest with his son.

[Blondeprincess12345]

witch familt is it

[BabyViviBoo]

give him his life back? WTF? Im sorry but he sounds like an ass right there. You cant say that to YOUR kid! You the one that brought his bad ass into the world! :D

[Maroccaanse20]

YEAH!!

[bonkers455]

These Nanny's come and totally alter evrything in the childs life, I fi was in the posistion when I was 7 or 8 I might overreact and say something of the sort.

[m3talh3ad1994]

When my kids get to that point EVER, I would take my belt and light their damn ass up.

[Lexxy1504]

LMAOZ nanny 911 is tooo jks

[Izoto593]

Line that mofo up, and shoot him in the head, then let the kid piss on him.

Justice is a bitch

[kaker69]

"give me my life back?"

i consider that grounds to have the child removed from that home

[lolatmarshall]

o.o :( poor kid

[Shaggyrapper30]

dude, the kid doesn't have the fault that you don't have a life. You idiot, if you love your kid, then you never lost your life. what kind of an asshole says that to his own kid, anyway?

[lolatmarshall]

agree

[blackdoog777]

i think that is fine but just really,really upset....

[oHelmslyo]

What an eternal asshole. "Give me my life back"? What a rude and classless quip! No one has ever said that to me and I will never say that to anyone else! I mean, who says that in such a nonchalant, snooty fashion? Unbelievable.

[laserdust]

i saw this one i couldent belive this guy!

[circlestream]

i know didnt anyone tell this guy where babies come from? lol!!

[AnthonyIsCoolio78]

.........ouch

[circlestream]

i never even wanted to find out what would happen if i acted like that!!

i hate it when people only give in AFTER the whining and fit!

[basim1408]

can anyone get the Kramer Episode uploaded

One of the older kids called Brevin got killed

when he was 8yrs old on Boxing Day 2008

he was visiting Reletaves

he got killed by a passing lorry

with his dad.

[babygiraffe123]

I just heard about that, a week ago. That's absolutely heartbreaking to hear. : (

[supermousesuper]

Lol, it dose kinda hurt when your parents say that to you, but still, the kid was getting out of control, they both have faults to fix.

[ZoEaNdMaX123]

what did he say?

[melvar105]

GIVE ME MY STUFF BACK ANYWAY!

[DownsynDrum]

he only said that cuz he was on tv lol