The Wire - Cheese's Doggone Confession

[juvenal660]

Help me How? You gonna bring him back?

[Tigerlily21]

"man yall some cold ass motherfuckers man" lmao. So funny.

[Tigerlily21]

lmao this whole thing is pure comedy. Cheese getting all emotional over the dog and Bunk mocking him.

[SupaKang]

To quote Master Shake: "He's a dog."

[andyby]

As grimey as this show is, sometimes it's funnier than most comedies out there.

[Reeves92]

I love the line "Y'all some cold mo'fuckas man". Cheese seems so upset when he said it sounded like he was almost going to cry. Method Man is a good actor!

[MrKaneShadow]

"Why would I be talkin bout Prop Joe behind- matter fact I don't even know no Prop Joe." LOL nice save Cheese

[Pur3blackd1am0nD]

Lmao cheese a asshole he was crying about the dog the whole entire time.

[lobsterdfw1]

"y'all some cold ass motherfuckers"

[sonyvolumemin]

wow i had to look up SPCA to understand this cheese was crying about his dawg more than people he killed lol

[ItsChanky]

Bunk imitating Method Man was one of the funniest scene on the wire

[Certified92]

cheese wouldve had got 22months & no bail if he was a black athlete

[plesja8]

bunk nailed that pussy fuck

[badmanmick]

Method Man's acting is great in this, fucking hilarious scene. Mcnulty and Bunk's face when the mentions the SPCA

[Twocanskicked42ndstr]

i love how cheese thinks he's gonna get a new dog in return for giving up people

[JWade29]

The Bunk thought he had him.

[bigmarty11288]

Aw, man... He was my dog, I just can't look at him the same, since I.. I ... put peanut butter on my testicles and let that nigga lick it off.

[smitten40]

 SUCH A PRETTY RED-HEAD,,, CAKE IS GOOD

[TheFrimija31]

"Looks like they broke him "

hahaha

[Sarc37]

0:53 "Man, ya'll some cold-ass motherfuckers, man."

I had tears in my eyes, I was laughing so hard at the delivery of that line.

[thestranger4812]

Psychopaths always care more about animals than humans. Cheese with his dogs, Wee-bay with his fishes, Tony Soprano with his ducks...

[Sozlled]

@thestranger4812 I don't know about that, most real psycho's start off with dogs and cats, the REAL sick fucks. These guys you mentioned might have been murderers but the majority of people they killed were in "the game" whether that be drug dealing or mafia.

The fact that he made the dog fight is what bothers me, that is cruel and sick, i hate that.

I think people who are sick to defenceless animals are the worst kind of people, i just wish the punishment was much more severe than it is.

[OdiseyThe]

animal cruelty if you wanna run wild with it

[whythismom]

2:17 god the look on their faces is fucking priceless

[Frolsa84]

"Animal cruelty, if you want to run wild with it!"

[thegov08]

Meth looks like Kenyon Martin.

[JaneLame]

I lol'd so hard during this episode. This + the sideways hat cracked me up.

[Sandra3594]

LOL

Mc Nulty and the other guy are all "an actual dog?" 0__0

[justincredible214]

The Bunk! That was one of my favorite characters.

[gauchebag]

one unrealistic aspect of this scene is that cheese would even know what the spca is

[bricitybrac]

@gauchebag Nah. Someone who was fighting dogs would be quite familiar with them.

[gauchebag]

@bricitybrac

as you can see this wasn't his main hobby

[Antrizzle2009]

@gauchebag Actually dogfighting if pretty popular in the criminal underworld. It certainly is a big deal in Baltimore.

[gauchebag]

@Antrizzle2009

again you missed the point. cheese obviously wasn't good at dogfighting, hence why he didn't figure out by himself that he had been played. also as emotional as he was about the dog you could tell it was probably the first time he had to put one down.

an obvious detail about cheese was that he loved making money and that was his primary pastime

[Antrizzle2009]

@gauchebag Yea I guess I can go with that. He did get played in that situation.

[jekk23]

yes yes yes yes yes

[Loonie2008]

Daniels' comment at the bar right after this sums it up perfectly:

"I'm the new departmental pet for shutting down the drug war...but I blew my wire over a terrier."

[bankholiday]

Love Bunk's Meth impression.

[khillz42]

What did those guys put on their dog to make Cheese's dog not wanna fight?

[snakevillefilms]

@khillz42 likely to be a fuel...gasoline, diesel...to make the dog not wanna bite

[drktigger]

a true sociopath... cries about a dog and doesn't give a shit about having his own uncle killed..

[HVASMS]

@drktigger narcissist i would say

[unitmember123]

ha ha no way lawyer time lol

[slimithy12]

the wire had some funny scenes but they still seemed so real!

[abctime35]

SPCA - Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals lol the looks on Cheese face when he said that and Bunks and Mcnultys so funny

[abctime35]

ya sum cold ass mother fuckers lmfao

[DarkkLady]

bunks amazin :D

[Killoea]

cheeses expression at :38 is fucking priceless lmao

[surutka1234]

looks like they broke him! :D

[DarqueStar]

"Animal cruelty if you want to run wild with it"

lmao

[jervarisx304]

is he crying lol

[Pepotamo1985]

Method Man is a VERY good actor - the look on his face of utter bemusement and confusion (and residual sadness) when they're trying to make him shop in Prop Joe is absolutely perfect.

[neighborhoodgasman]

m.e.t.h.o.d. man

[ikan01]

so cheese who your dogg??? your my dogg!!!!

[Ghbose]

Though I think it was too early for the writers to be planning ahead, ironic Bunk and McNulty wanting Cheese to rat out on Prop Joe... and Cheese being slightly loyal

[gauchebag]

@Ghbose there's nothing ironic about that

bunk and mcnulty were doing their jobs

cheese was doing what he doing whats best for him, there was nothing to gain by ratting out prop joe at that point

[illflip]

man yall some cold motherfuckers man....LOL

[gauchebag]

0:52 cheese got punked

[chibangin007]

i laughed so hard during this scene

[chowfun18]

the best part is how people keep filing in to congratulate daniels on a job well done

[Abazigal]

Just think about what happens here, no need to even watch it. Bunk gets Cheese in the room, and makes him cry, in less than a minute.

That is hilarious.

[PlaceholderName9]

@Abazigal The way to a man's heart is through his dog.

[lintownboy]

definetely my favorite scene in season 3

[kidomega1]

method man played cheese

[papuah]

:20 to :32 lmao. Lawyer time!!!!!!!!!!!!

[THEREALtrappajohn]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[LadyxKelz]

one of the funniest things i've ever seen i was cryin with laughter

[lildwayne21]

This is a great scene.

[jontray87]

I love this fuccin title

[Thomistica]

How would have Cheese's dog 'punked' him? lol

[BigPrimo33]

He thought he pussed out in the dog fight but after he killed him he found out the other guys cheated by putting that shit on their dog!

[Sonicsin08]

by chesse saying he punked me he means the dog didnt fight hard for him in the fight, meaning the dog had more fight left in him but gave up and chesse lost money so he killed the dog to stop the suffering and to kill a punk dog wit no fight..

[HonestAble1]

@sonicsin08. Naw, when he said the dog punked him he means the dog snapped on him and growled at him so he shot him.

[Sonicsin08]

aite

[superteedee]

Hahaha. Bunk is the man.

[maarc3D]

I would have loved to have seen in the interview room after they all figured it out XD

[elweffa]

"...'less the SPCA come around". LOL

[xeryms]

lawyer time

hahaha

[barcelona36]

Some cold-ass mo'fuckers, man.

[htownhomie06]

"Yo, please!!!! Stop! Stop!!! I'll tell u everything I know"

Meth is hilarious, hahaha

[kyuzzo]

@htownhomie06 haha that was so funny, but he's not on meth hes just like that, the big players don't do it

[justskiptotheend1]

Cheese is a bitch, but funny.. 'lawyer time' hehe!