haha I'm 22 and played outside all the time as a kid. I couldn't wait to throw rocks around and fight with sticks and throw dirt and make up games and let my imagination run wild.
When I was younger, I played with rocks, sticks, mud, and slingshots. Also, those fold up paper airplanes - the ones that came in a bag and you would have to put together, and launch with a rubber band. Fun times.
dude I used to love to dig in my back yard u kno? find ant hills find little sticks and build a fuckin city just because but now a days they got psp ds and xbox its like, wow? u kno? Kids dont just sit in the car and look out the window and loook at shit and just think nope no more of that. kids got ds and shit. and dno child ever loses? WTF id u cant realize u lost how are you gonna try harder next time? if u get a trophy like everyone else shit get over it
haha I'm 22 and played outside all the time as a kid. I couldn't wait to throw rocks around and fight with sticks and throw dirt and make up games and let my imagination run wild.
mmtna 1 week ago
well i played with the sticks in the woods but also with a nintendo sns :)
pustolov9 1 week ago
"Usual flawless logic" is RIGHT, George! No doubt, smiling down at us, eh???
juliebeth54 1 week ago
I always vote for George Carlin. Regardless of the position up for election. Even though he passed away.
JoeHersh 3 weeks ago
Foking Great....
TakingYourFear 3 weeks ago
Kids aren't allowed to play with stick anymore cause theyre spaztic mothers are worried about them shanking theyre own jugulars.
guardian08527 1 month ago
oh my god everything this guy says is so true, especially for todays society! this generation has ALL of these problems!
disk3001 1 month ago
"and I can prove it with my usual flawless logic"
miguelito1308 1 month ago
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9:29 "children can't be our future because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore- so BLOW ME!"
ROFL
BeMySixSixSix 1 month ago
9:29 "children can't be our future because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore- so BLOW ME!"
ROFL
BeMySixSixSix 1 month ago 2
ROFL @ 5:30-5:40! Dyingggg!
LizTheGoGo 2 months ago
@LizTheGoGo @5:49 = LOOOOL
Gota Keep The Little Fucker Busy Don't They ?
ThePhantom905 1 month ago
When I was younger, I played with rocks, sticks, mud, and slingshots. Also, those fold up paper airplanes - the ones that came in a bag and you would have to put together, and launch with a rubber band. Fun times.
TheWierdOne089 2 months ago
dude I used to love to dig in my back yard u kno? find ant hills find little sticks and build a fuckin city just because but now a days they got psp ds and xbox its like, wow? u kno? Kids dont just sit in the car and look out the window and loook at shit and just think nope no more of that. kids got ds and shit. and dno child ever loses? WTF id u cant realize u lost how are you gonna try harder next time? if u get a trophy like everyone else shit get over it
fixingtheproblem 2 months ago
Un verdadero genio de la lógica...
radhita100 2 months ago
El mejor !!! UN MALDITO GENIO!!!!
ldesousa84 4 months ago
George Carlin te puede alegrar en tus dias mas tristes en simplemente genial como alguien con sentido comun te despierta!!!
Publicitasec 4 months ago
FUUUUUUhUhUhUhUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUU!
Best pronunciation of Fuck you ever.
MessengerOfDreams 4 months ago 3
@MessengerOfDreams
Hands down.
Ragitsu 1 month ago
genious
angelscryto 5 months ago
Tell my what is stick?
Oloimpresive 5 months ago
I'm proud to say I grew playing with a wide selection of sticks, and I'm only 20. Being dirt poor has it's advantages I guess.
Deanbass77 5 months ago in playlist More videos from kazzelvergon 55
la ultima parte es muy buena, me cague de la risa con el niño en la esquina. Sin duda uno de los mejores comediantes.
iNekko 5 months ago
thanks for posting this and thanks for subtitles for our spanish speakers
BudBrownBlues 5 months ago 3
el mejor!
santidevoto111 6 months ago 3
00:13 And it's bad for ya :)
ooBallahollik 6 months ago
im playin metal to my kid if i ever impregnate a girl XD lol
nightcrawler55 7 months ago 3
HE´S THE KING
giorque 9 months ago 69