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  • shitface

  • WHAT? THE STARE? And what YOU are doing?

    Staring through the camera, I see.

    ....

  • who cares about the creeper staring the massage was damn nice

  • bruno mars?

  • Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact...

  • Buen masaje :D..... jaja el q esta adelante mirando es un Bruno Mars indu xDD

  • man in love, wat a look

  • hes probably never seen a video camera and is totally in awww

    In many places in india they record you with a twig and twine

  • it's so hard focusing on the massage because of his irritating stare.

  • @Silentscreamer2009 I am beginning to feel that you are "in love" with the stare, if not the man, himself....this must be the only explanation for your obsession with stare....peace out

  • @elrito1 it's not actually an obsession, it's an irritation.

  • @elrito1 yes you're right, I really love to give him a roundhouse kick to the face.

  • Holy shit... It's Bruno Mars !!!

  • look into my eyes, tell what you see? is it meeeee?

    its his hit single!

  • I cant find the first one, with the same guy. Anyone got the link? thanks!

  • @HpFanGuy /watch?v=89o52D-pHmw&feature=r­elated

  • @weirdalfan1980

    thanks man, been looking everywhere, guess the russian title's to blame.

    Breet, and may Baba be with you!

  • It is Babas Son

    Laughing about how a looser the massager is comparing to his father.

  • irritating stare.

  • what are you staring at? do you feel and think you're cute?

  • I could sleep like a log on this moving train. The sound of the moving train is hypnotizing. The head massage would just about do it for me. I would be so for out in zombie land I could never live a normal life again.

  • The massage looks fine, but I wouldn't let the guy twist my neck.

  • Is that Ray William Johnson? XD

  • And on my train all I get is my ticket stamped !!

  • hahaha that stare is epic and even funnier when the guy walks by and disrupts his intense stare he shoots the guy a look as if to kill him

  • @UncaRicksChannel Hey homie, to someone from another country yr. name sounds also like a slag heap of unsayable jibberish....Whats up with the curry luv thing? it would be very easy for someone from another country to laugh at the multitudes of overweight americans addicted to antibiotic afflicted beef and giant sodas and supa-sized fries.....I realize you are probably just trying to be funny but it comes off as being racist and slovenly...perk up! peace

  • @elrito1--It isn't that serious. It was a joke, and nothing more. Nothing racist behind it. Just playing up stereotypes, and making it seem like a dating service, or that the guy was a ladies' man. Laugh in life. You'll be happier.

  • @UncaRicksChannel hola amigo, thanks for the response....my apologies if i came off as harsh....peace

  • When you live in India as I have the STARE makes you feel like death. why do these low IQ people stare so dam much!!!. These people shoule be classified as sub human

  • is that guy in the blue shirt Suresh Raina?

  • Thumbs up, if you think that THE STARE looks a little bit like Bruno Mars :D

  • lol STARE #FTW

  • جججججج

  • @MrAye1973 thats great....did you take the video? and which train? thanks for the response!

  • the guy stareing is hopeing that this is his one chance that Bollywood will finaly take notice of him! lol!

  • a man could really get use to the stare

  • The guy staring into the camera looks like the indian version of Bruno Mars

  • ninja death move... almost snapped his neck xD

  • How do you make that "Clacking " sound when you do the "hacking" How do you place you fingers to make that noise? I tried but can't do it. It kind of enhances the hacking. Notice how he looks at the camera first, then starts to hack straight away.

    as if to attract attention. I want to learn how to do that.

  • Nice video , I would of stared too. When I was little an I saw traverlers come to Peru I stared at them :)

  • Not once did he ask him to breet, Baba would probably give him low marks for that.

  • @DanteRizo what is a breet?

  • @elrito1 breet = "breath"

  • @elrito1 Watch worlds greatest head massage. baba pronounces breath as breet.

  • @elrito1 I could tell you havent seen baba -.- IGNORANT!!

  • @deadfrontier13 Oh but you are incorrect, my friend...I have seen Baba, on more than one occasion...At that time, Baba imparted the wisdom that "breath is only breath, but that breath is also Life! Since then, I never thought of breath as breet....Which to me sounds more like what a bird might do as it escapes a cat's grasp....I think you know what i am getting at...Peace

  • @elrito1 Well I apologize for my insluts and I like the way you explained this to me.

  • @deadfrontier13 insluts #FTW

  • @DanteRizo gooo bak! gooo bak! Relaxxxxxxx!!!

  • @DanteRizo Reeeeelaaxxxxx!

    

  • at 1:00 he asks to move a side so that video can be taken. He (guy who stares) also adds that person taking the video will show masseuse in America. Lol, funny!

  • @rfjfj Actually, it was spontaneous, with no stage instructions whatsoever....thanks for writing and peace...

  • @elrito1 Misunderstanding. I know these things are spontaneous. I meant to say that guy who is staring from his kindness is asking masseuse to move a side so you have a good view of what's going on :) Very friendly people.

  • @rfjfj its true, i have found the indian people to be incredibly kind, tolerant, patient, compassionate, and with tremendous sense of humor...

  • that is amazing! now that's what I'm talking about a massage right on the train. I would love to get a head massage too in an indian train.

  • looks like a young Jackie Wilson

  • well its usual, in those countries people would stare alot when eva they get to see travelers... ;)

  • the guy staring looks so friendly, like hes dying to have a conversation with you, but maybe doesnt speak enough english :)

  • featuring toothbrush man

  • That dude that just looks into the camera just looks dumb. Why doesn't he go to sleep or something.

  • i guess the point of this video is what doesnt kill you makes you stronger, or feels good lol... the neckbreaker thing was kinda unexpected

  • He reminds me of a serial killer who is laughing in his mind about his next victim he has choosen to kill.

  • Is that guy the official masseur of Indian Railways and how did he make his way into an AC sleeper coach? (I meant the guy doing the massage, not the one staring at the camera) Or is this complimentary when one travels in the "Garib Rath" trains?

  • That train looks pretty comfortable

  • der Typ rechts sieht aus wie ein Alien:-DDDDDDDDDDD::::LOL

  • why so much negativity? who cares if he's staring at anyone? in western culture staring is considered impolite ...other cultures may find it to be a way of engaging with you or maybe they are just interested in you...get over it haters!

  • @jessaprincepessa Monkeys are interested in you, too, when they fling their poo at you, in long, moist ropes.

  • @jessaprincepessa

    Maybe you are not subjected to stares that much in your country, come over to india & experience it first hand in all its glory, it will help if you are of caucasian or african race; novelty will wear off in couple of days & it starts getting annoying . Trust me staring is very intrusive & creepy, you feel like shouting at the person to leave you alone. For Indians staring is a safe way to take interest in a person from a distance without the risk of talking with the person.

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  • WHY THIS BASTARD IS LAUGHING?

  • unusual service

  • ooo, i thought the man was gonna brake his neck....

  • he realized it was his one shot to get on TV bollywood or in this case youtube

  • Chill out Hall n Oates.... :) Im an Indian living in Germany and people stare at me too... You're white... do you know what its like to be black/indian/others while travelling... Step into our shoes for a while ;)

  • indians  is very friendly!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the guy looks like he has autism the way hes sitting and staring

  • i received a massage from a 14 year old good looking boy. it was very pleasant. yes much staring. but i remember thinking why not offer massages in the trains and subways in america. also you notice that their is usually a massage when you get a haircut. - we in the west are missing a lot.- eastern hospitality goes very far

  • the guy with the toothbrush messed up the guy's view who was staring at the camera....did u see the look he gave him....lol

  • whqat the difference between each class makes me wonder alot

  • LOL @ the staring ! HAHA- How cute.

    When I went to India a lot of them stared at my ass. ALL BECAUSE I'm a guy and I have a Booty doesn't make me an alien!

  • Perfect vid, added it to stumbleupon. I am making a vid about this phenomenon.

  • Hey,I gave that orange shirt to Goodwill 15 years ago...

  • It is all natural in my country India, not like dead bodies in europe or in US. Screwed up psyco folks in europe and in US.

  • How many other faces did he rub with that towel that day and does he even wash it daily? I bet it fucking stinks.

  • the massage guys says: they will show this video in america. lol

  • ı wonder hows first calss

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  • First class is on whole other train.

  • @davaeron666 thanx

  • i wish there would also be massages in german trains

  • Dito!

  • so is this the 1st class sleeper car?

  • 2nd class, ac

  • @elrito1 not even that!! It is sleeper class!!

  • @pwndutt Sir, if you were to go to any indian railways reservation office and book a 2ac or 3ac ticket, that would most certainly be a sleeper class...why do you not trust me?

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  • @elrito1 my friend, using indian slang, the sleeper class with no air conditioning is referred to as the "sleeper class". The 2ac and 3ac coaches which are air conditioned sleeper coaches are referred to locally as "2tier ac" and 3 tier ac" respectively. But technically, you are right!!

  • the neck twist thing looks pretty rough lol they shud have this on trains in the uk

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkk

    a cara desse india e muito loka kkkkkkkkkkk

    adorei

  • A massage like that should come with a panic button. A big red panic button :o

  • Ignorant Sissy. Do you know that chiropractors align the skeletal system similar to what he was doing with the neck? What YOUR science has been discovering NOW, we have been PRACTISING for centuries.

  • ive had something similar in the uk. People dont like the look of it. Was a very rough massage, but I can assure anyone, it is 100x better than some touchy-feely beautytherapist massage, and you feel AMAZING after it. I was walking like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever!!!

  • This is how we seduce Western Gals. Even his stare has a tinge of passion and care.

  • I dont know why but when your eyes and your smile remind me of the chesire cat in alice in wonderland

  • that's what I call eye-fucking a camera

  • he looks as he had problems XD he is the only reason why i dont like the video

  • I've finally seen the indian version of "Joey" in "Friends" Hahah :D

  • hahah, I thought the same thing. the way he smiled was exactly similar to Joey. :D

    I can imagine this guy saying: "how you doin'?"

  • @aijaijvagrarfettbra lol that was brilliant!

  • Elrito, I think your replies to peoples idiotic comments on your videos are hilarious, keep up the good work.

  • thanks for the big-ups, just trying to keep things in perspective, peace....

  • the head massage looks good, but damn, i wouldn't let that guy twist my neck...

  • Damn, I wanto one of these! The neck-twisting is dangerous, but indian massage techniques are relaxing like little else, shiatsu and hot stones perhaps.

  • beautifully stated, you must be a poet....

  • ha, a good retort. Made me chuckle. I really want to get one of those massages though.

  • @hallnoats4ever/ just relax, all is well...maybe they are all staring because you remind them of a bollywood movie star....I could also recommend that you take some valerian root for your nervous condition...peace...

  • @elrito1 dude plz accept the fact that indians stare like hell, there is some problem with them, and its with men & women.. And come on, dun come up with this bollywood star thing to make him happy.. tell ur ppl to take it easy mate..

  • @screwuguys619 -- we have fucking eyes to watch man... we cant close our eyes.. plus if someone is from out of town lets say... Most of the people will look at you out of curiosity..

  • @screwuguys619 -- well i think it may be your problem... if you dont like people to see you or look at you .. then make yourself fucking invisible.... lol... :-)))

  • @MrAvisin u lame ass cum sucking butthead, who the fuck r u??? u brown noser, u and ur dumb ass ppl have a fuckin problem to stare, instead of flappin ur 2 dollar gums here, do somethin about it, start with urself, stop frickin staring u retard..

    and ur comment had nothin to laugh about, if u think thats joke then i can assume that humor has a different definition in india.. everybody in the world has eyes unless u r disabled, but i dont use my eyes to fuckin stare..

    so douche bag, work on it

  • @screwuguys619 - dude u seriously need 1 of those head massage. that will relax u a bit. & probably u will realize that eye is for looking. not for avoiding. if u have eyes, u look at things & people around.

    the whole logic of I have a eye but I will not look at u or this or that.. seems absurd.

    I have eye. i look at people. i appreciate how they look. i appreciate our differences.I appreciate the presence of others in my proximity. seems most simple logic a naturally sane person can have

  • @MrAvisin thats a much better reply.. u c dude, u get what u give... i have no idea what comment i left ages ago but if that offended u than i apologize, but in the end i just put forward a valid fact with basically indians not only in india, but elsewhere also have major issues when it comes to staring.. it is weird..

    curiosity or excitement i dont know, but things can be done in a civilized manner..u dont c ppl behavin like this when u step out of ur country..

  • @screwuguys619 .. dont worry about the previous comments.. it was not offensive at all.. I am still cool.. may be they like seeing how nice and accommodating you guys are... you know many possibilities... :-)  best wishes...

  • @MrAvisin lol... fair enough

  • @hallnoats4ever and you wouldnt stare at them if a forigner walked alone in your country. Its not that they're rude, they probably littaraly havnt seen a white face before.

  • @TaylorRV79 No this is America I see all kinds of races every day, so fuck you, Indian's are the dirtiest people in the world

  • @hallnoats4ever 1. I was saying if you walked in India and they looked at you, it would be unformiliar with them. 2. Dirtiest people in the world? Thats just a stereotype because a lot of old fashion Indians usely make food (ex. curry) that leaves scents on them.

  • @TaylorRV79 Well it sad but true, look I have been there, so I am tired of arguing about the subject, Indian's are dirty.

  • @hallnoats4ever Hillbilly, inbred american trailer trash hicks are the dirties people in the world....not indian's

  • @96JUSTIN What ever you have to keep telling yourself.

  • @hallnoats4ever Hey buddy , heres a news flash....white people are not so common outside the US and Europe. Similarly, if an Indian man was walking around in Soviet Russia he would get quite a few stares as well. Try not to make assumptions next time...

  • @ammarhio i just think Indian's smell like ass cause they don't use toilet paper

  • @hallnoats4ever What are you a 10 year old? Have you received an elementary education? I doubt you have even been to Asia let alone India...

  • @ammarhio indian pussy tastes like fish curry

  • @hallnoats4ever Thank you for confirming my assumption.

  • @ammarhio no really, sorry about the comments. I did go to india and it is a beautiful country with peaceful people. However, why do you think there is a lack of social services. When I was there I was paying 9% retail tax on everything I bought, so times that by one billion the goverment has to be making money.

  • @hallnoats4ever Not everybody is India is a tourist, so no, not everyone buys items from boutiques haha. I still think you are a racist, and an ignorant youth.

  • @ammarhio what happened I really wanted to have a serious conversation about India. Well I guess it is my fault for my previous comments. Sorry. What does it say in your religion about forgiveness?

  • @hallnoats4ever Oh, such inpertinent egotistical crap....The people in India were not STARING...drop the E and ad ing...Their culture does not discourage making eye contact with strangers. Possibly, they anticipated that you had a question, like where is the TOILET?

  • @AMeanJunkyardDog "like where is the TOILET" hey right like Indian's use a toilet! I thought they shit into their hands then prey to it?

  • @AMeanJunkyardDog hallnoats4ever is challenged, to say the least....first of all "hall n' oats" stand as one of the most impertinent, and generally worst (cotton candy) pop music trash groups of all time....So to intentionally ally oneself with Hall n' Oats is indicative of larger personal issues that this individual may face....That said he/she is a bigot of immense proportion and no longer worthy of leaving comments on this page....Thanks for your efforts....Peace...

  • @hallnoats4ever maybe you had a booger on your nose

  • @hallnoats4ever They stare at everyone. It's the culture and it's not considered rude.

  • He's being curious...it's natural try it some time.

  • what was u saying to the guy

  • I would never let a stranger crank my neck like that. Very dangerous. The rest of the massage seems nice.

  • nice! brimming with intelligence

  • how does this work? is he just walking up and down the train asking if people want massages? or are they friends or something?

  • yeah, he is just working it....most probably dont know each other

  • What is it like getting one of these massages?

  • more relaxing afterwards than during, when you are being tossled and cracked.....

  • seriously somebody tell me what happened at 0:17!? that was too fast for me. i only heard three *claps*.

  • its the special Indian hand clapping technique...

  • Great video. The Stare is cool. What was he doing to the ears and nose with the towel?

  • thanks fo the comment....I think he is using the towel to apply pressure to sensitive areas, like the ears and nose...i think anyway, could be wrong...peace

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  • neck could of been broken lol 0:25

  • Yeah. That stare screams all kinds of creepy. That massage looks like more of a beatdown than relaxing.

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  • gosh i'm getting a head ache from that staring.

    it's pretty funny though.

    (the staring,not the head ache)

  • The stare....it creeps me out...feel like he going to jump through the screen

  • Wow that guy really has an annoying stare..I would hate sitting across him on a train journey lol...

  • hey, thanks for the comment....However, I cannot reply in full since I'm not sure what you mean by "people from the southern hemisphere"...The breadth of India has always been solidly entrenched in the Northern hemisphere, even down to her Southern tip at Rameshwaram....All north of the equator...

  • pwned lol

  • i felt amost asleep

  • *snore*

  • Just mark the peoples comment down. Once they hit 6 thumbs down the comment will be hidden so we dont have to read their mindless hate speeches

  • everyone seems friendly in india.....particularly the guy with the toothbrush !