October 31

[Nabibhr1]

Blind let it for open eyes

[AleahandVeronica]

"Go to your first house "Trick or Snap . It broke I can't believe it " LoL

[CaptainLondon12]

You hit the bag, we hit the road thats how it works. xD

[sakura4346]

im supposed to be done by now you to move it along with tthe 3musketeers?

[TheHorseBackRider1]

Love this video. I never stop laughing 'cause it's true!

[Seeker13579]

lol I love it



[dancelovers68]

we listened to this in class today and it is so funny

[JacobSly1]

Today My Music teacher showed us the book,While the CD played his voice...

[shbakaien25]

@JacobSly1 my creative writing teacher did that

[123bccs]

@JacobSly1 My Science Teacher Did That

[powersb2]

I watched this with my class

[littleblackneko1]

We listened to this in language arts, and everyone busted out laughing!!!

[michelleballoon]

man i had this book as a kid!

[RavenakanoraD]

I have this book at my library read is to many times it was lame then,but YOU made it funny!!!!

[wilj92]

i think this is pretty cool man Jerry is the shit

[fourpolish4444]

trick or SNAP!!!!!

[kaseykat123]

Trick-or-snap it broke.

[GLmusicaddict]

aha i loved this when i was little

[1992randysanchez]

"DO me a favor, you keep that" that part is just hilarious

[gregliples]

I'm an adult and all I eat is candy.

[pinkcutiebootie]

Love it. English 2 teacher Mrs. Ellis, showed us the book, played the talking on her computer yesterday(: I was like, the only 1 laughing, some people have no sense of humor! She was happy that I have 1 though :)

[jydakota95]

@xXJennetteRoxXx mine too but just in our bio class i couldnt stop laughing

[Txroro76]

Hilarious!

[IH8Monkeys]

gawd...i so remember these costumes and they were exactly as horrible as he describes

[TheSuperj123]

oh my god,that is a book,the pictures are,used to be my fav.

[teetertoter3]

Wow everything is up!

[sonicfilms123]

I remember this book. So nostalgic the kid in it (I know its Jerry) always looked like my older brother

[athfcoz]

I loved that book when I was 11.

[kittisc00l]

@athfcoz

Oh, Jake, that book was AWESOME !!!

I remember, when I would be in your room, laying down on your bed.. You would read me that book, while gently stroking my Dick >.<

You are a Naughty Gay Guy !!!

xoxoxo

[athfcoz]

@kittisc00l Yeah, you can't really fool me. I know your a troll.

[kittisc00l]

@athfcoz

Jake, what about the 4th of July weekend ???

we watched the fireworks, while you squeezed my Wiener :)

[athfcoz]

@kittisc00l Actually, I was making out with my woman all that weekend, you were probably cutting yourself.

[athfcoz]

@kittisc00l lol @ your failure.

[TrillyThePuppet]

Man... I had this book when I was really little. :] Just the other day I heard Stanfield reading it and got SOOOO excited. x]

[driscolldoll]

Barry B. Benson is reading this story!!!

[OfficialRandomosity]

haha i have this book!

[MonkeyGrl43]

i love the drawings - phenomenal!

[GingaDensetsuFly]

"Oh, the heck with it!"

[slippymatthewsdays]

So funny hahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!!

[LDT2010]

A good smile.

[vote4jeff]

Classic!

[iDie4romance]

same with everyone else xD

[jetlinking]

this is chris my sixth grade english teacher played it in class its awsome

[triplethreat4life]

haha my 8th grade english teacher read this yesterday with his voice recordin and here i am wanting to see it again

[nicmic42]

my english teacher played the recording too! lol. i had to play it again!

[kaitlin2cool]

soooooooooooo flipppppiiiiiinnnnn funnyyyy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ha ha ahlhahhalha aha

[frostysangel]

"Go to your first house "Trick or-Snap. It broke I can't believe it!" xD

[HomeSkinnyBiscuit]

A couple years ago this old lady was giving out little plastic cups with one piece of trident gum and 3 pencils in it. The next morning, toilet paper covered her house and yard.

[TheBattleProductions]

lol

[TheNotSoPerfectAngel]

they read this to us in 4th grade with his voice recording, i loved it, so now (3 years later) i found it again

"remeber the rubber band on the back of those masks, that was a quaility item.) ROFL!

[Gliches507]

they read that to me too in 4th grade

[sunsetgirl33]

lmao same

[gEtLoW19]

Oh my gosh I love this book! I can remeber picking it up when I was like 8 or 9 and reading it. It is so funny!

"What are you supposed to be?

I'm supposed to be done by now, come on sweetheart I got 16 other house on this block." true genious!

[MecMillions]

This is So On Point That I Cant Stop Watching It ....................... True Classic For All Ages

[wethefree33]

my mom used to read this book to me when i was little, but she had all these funny voices...were going for name brand only this year lol

[cheersquad4life]

this is like the best book ever! i cant stop watchin it. and even this kid in my school is doin this act for our talnet show. it's soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!

[Demiwolfonangelwings]

we listened to this in my 6th grade class it came with a readalong book (the book was display puporses only

[camy221]

I love this man,hi is so funny...:)))

[19zxcvbnm19]

Man this was a trip down memory lane...

[angel43199]

hahhahhah! *falls off chair*

[bigdaddykilla756]

IN my 6th grade language arts class our teacher showed the real clip of him saying this for our monolouge presentations. Our whole class was laughing our heads off. Though they did leave some parts out from the real clip but it was still hilarious

[falgal96]

this is my mos favorite book ever. the best part for me has always been from 4.50 till the end.

[chimdi8]

GREAT ILLUSTRATIONS!!!!!!

[Theateroftragedy69]

OMG THIS WAS SOO FKING HILARIOUS! XD

[cowmootwo]

My Teacher read it to us a day before holloween, are class was laghing so hard. I'm so happy its on youtube. I keep watching it over and over. He is so funny

[MJmike31]

he is a mets fan go mets mets rock

[Xlacrossegirly13]

luuvvv it

[happybunny878]

kool

[rockfordbatman]

I can distinctly remember quite a few of these.... at the top of the list was the winter coat.... I hated it everytime they made me wear it....

nowadays, my costumes are self-insulated. :D

[greendayjake123]

my librarian read this to my class and i really loved it

[TrixTime]

This is a real book, actually. These are the pictures and CD monologue in the book.

[JimNagle87]

I saw this book in the bookstore with my girlfriend!! lol we loved it. Thanks for uploading the audio!

[DesmonJones]

wow great illustrations

[teeshirtgal22]

I seen this in school and I laughed so hard !!!!!

[bloofan06]

OMG, I have this book and as a ritual I read it every Halloween! Where did you find this video? Did he read it on a show or something? Hearing him tell it makes it even funnier, something I never thought was possible!

[coffeenut9]

Lol this Is Classic Man!

[grod456]

I have teh book 2

[coolsunnie]

Help, I need this video to come back today! I am teaching teacher how to tach kids to write with voice and when I watched it last night ...it was PERFECT... any help out there? thanks

[tebotre69]

es super orrible tu video

[explosivekid]

i have the book

[6band3geek2]

they're from his book

[caeseroct0]

Wow illustrations and everything - so nice.

[pud22]

where are those pics from? there cool

[kflyhigh]

i whached this in school to.

[melikemedogs]

LOL SAME =P

[hottchicks08]

lol we watched this in school

[bluesmatic]

cool nice pic.

[MoonlightMagic67]

this guy is sooooo funny i love him i can watch his shows evry single night and not get bored by them lol i love the illistrations

[lilpootkin]

Happy Halloween everybody!Only 12 days left!!!

[howtohalloween]

Awesome comedy montage!!! ...what would Halloween be without be without Super Hero costumes and CANDY!!!!

[mothmonster]

What book?

[balooga4]

haha, i love this book, i luv jerry!

[LonerPoltergeist]

Hahahahah THAT WAS AWESOME!

[myroosterwilleatyou]

noice.

[Agraphobic009]

This guy never had to resort to dirty material. Best comic ever!

[lmeister3]

The recording on the cd is horrendous

[kurtangle83]

Hmm...is this from the CD "i'm telling you for the last time"?

I'm wondering cause it's sounds a little different from what I remembered.

[AdmlAckbar]

getcandygetcandygetcandy...

[JotaMonteiro]

Fantastic illustrations! They made the story even better!

[socrates221]

oh yeah, the coat part... same here. i doubt you could find many vampires wearing a cozy little jacket zipped up to the chin. as if it was really that cold out.

[delongedoug]

Fantastic bit by one of the best stand up comics of all time. I love the book illustrations dubbed with the actual routine. Bravo

[310LALA]

kool

[Amazingspideyfan5]

great story

[plzdontdeletemeagain]

haha that mask part is so true

[dannylitton]

lol

[mexicanamerican5]

He's awesome.

[dinker333]

Good, clean comedian who doesn't have to spew out four-letter words like a bunch of jewelry-laden negro's to get a laugh...

[Chunko76]

I loved the part about having to wear a jacket. I remember being Jason from the Friday the 13th movies, equipped with my mask,machete....and Carolina Panthers jacket...

[SL4Koala]

jerry seinfeld is so funny. and it's true what he says about store bough costumes. i stopped usind those in 5th grade. this past halloween i had a home-made John lennon costume

[rudy891]

jerry seinfeld is a great comic, me and my dad always watch his show.

[xxlilsweetcherryxx]

love the illustrations

[malloryjade13]

I love his humor. It is so true..and his voice and the way he narrates..is GREAT!!

[CycleSeth]

yeah, its so funny if you can relate to it. I remember all those cheap plastic masks...lol. The rubber band breaks!lol Jerry's comedy is so true.

[highonlife9678]

The thin grey stringdoes keep breaking cuase that happned to me when I was a little kid. I hate it when old people come to the door and ask what are you suppose to be.

[bluesquall]

that was great

[AmandaLovesU904]

everyone that we knoe is just giving out candy. i gotta be a part of this take me with you i'll do anytihng you want......i can wear that.

[mustaine4prez08]

"Wait up you guys!" Genious.

[spoobb]

hahaha

[XsexipepsiX]

jerrys my uncle!!!

and sometimes he takes me to his shows, its great!!!

[cncfan]

ya right

[SuperRob77]

Halloween is by far the greatest holiday!!!

[shortie0175401754]

haha love it

[klepto69]

please everyone, you have no idea what you are talking about

the guy who posted this did not make the drawings. this is from the illustrated book that Jerry Seinfeld himself published, and the guy who illustrated them is a professional. you can buy the book,and it comes with the audio clip on CD. this poster just edited it all together

funny stuff though

[itsjustommy]

I agree with what some one else that commented that said your style and sense of humor seems in perfect harmony with Seinfeld's. Perfect illustrations for the routine.

[Death666wish]

suck my balls

[Parabolia]

The drawings are really great, this is a routine that I've watched from Jerry's "I'm telling you for the first time" stand up. I think everyone should see it, great job

[RonDay]

it's the same content from the "I'm Telling You For the Last Time" but this is a different performance of it.  Does anyone know when/where this recording took place?

[ChmarkoT]

Great, really great!

[KrycekLuvr]

Just fantastic. Love your style and your sense of humour seems in perfect harmony with Seinfeld's. You rock!

[StephenKuma]

i had never heard this routine before, and it was nice to here what halloween was like for him, but the last line...was that sentimental?? not like jerry to be soft

[blaze33541]

rock on

[RastafarianPilgrim]

Friggin sweet. dude... seriously... awesome show...!

[galactu3]

Outstanding!

[slayergirl13]

That was excellent. Loved the illustrations. So perfect for the routine.

[Dragonballssj4]

Great montage! Just LOL

[Petey138]

1-2-3-4

Personally, i loved the drawings =D

Seinfeld <3

[MuthuFishHeadCurry]

the drawings are horrible

[KidxVicious]

Thank god we have Vincent van Gogh here on Youtube to give us art reviews.

[robyn8909]

haha i love this routine, way to go jerry.

[DiscoPumpkin]

That was excellent! A pleasant surprise to stumble upon!!!

[moviemox]

My favorite routine, and I also bought the book for a friend. Great job setting putting this together.