Al Murray

[Matty09Magic]

were not playing f***ing scrable fellas. best line

[LichQueenKathie]

@GleekTwihard95 He's a troll xD He's not REALLY a patriot. Think Stephen Colbert

[dnrobs]

it's true,he looks like a 12 year old in school uniform that shot up over night.

never confused

[Matty09Magic]

love it, the british god, i know hes british cause we dont get earthquakes, you dont shit on your own doorstep!

[aniharman100]

What the fuck is he saying?

[beinndorainjames]

What an unfunny man

[Eirinn967]

have you got the whole of this?

[rachel11smith]

Why is he dressed like a school child?!

[nutcase170489]

@rachel11smith He's dressed like his character from his comedy tv series. He's called the Pub Landlord.

[superman290895]

"MAKE AN EFFORT!!!"

[jimbo271uk]

Happy Canada Day

[GeeGee3374]

hahaha - some Canadians think they're French no there just living somewhere shit, its a reflex action.

[Zugrim]

I really like the "gentle way" he says "...It'll confuse the ladies!"

[Jem6664]

You're not playing fuckin' Scrabble fellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!

[loz1023]

Greenland which is white

Iceland which is a volcano

The Pharoe Islands which are nowhere near Egypt

[MartinHaddy95]

These people in this part of canade, are absolutely convinced that theyre french! *french laugh* thats not the case, its just there living somewhere shit and its a reflex action! LMFAO

[TheGarandGuy]

Greenland which is WHITE!!!!!!! Love it and Al Murray <3

[TheMrSeddo]

"god is British of course, we dont have earth-quacks in this country, you dont shit on your own door step" Hahaha fucking love this guy, never fails to make me laugh till my jaw hurts.

[Camberwell86]

@TheMrSeddo Earth-quacks?!?!?!

[TheMrSeddo]

@Camberwell86 yes... thats one of the jokes -.-

[Camberwell86]

@TheMrSeddo No, I mean it's earthquakes. Not earthquacks. Quack is the sound a duck makes, lol

[TheMrSeddo]

@Camberwell86 well u understood what i mean lol i dont claim to be the best speller xD

[Camberwell86]

@TheMrSeddo Oh no, I never knock people for spelling mistakes - I just found that one really funny, no offence... earth-quacks!

Not taking the piss, mate. Peace ^_^

(OMG I've just looked at your channel and your favourite video is asdfmovie2... you're a fucking hero! Have you seen them all? My favourite is number 3!)

[HELLO2YOU3]

Great Britain Who the fuck is he trying to kid

[DaveandNic4eva]

@HELLO2YOU3 No "kidding", just FACTS! Now, move along peasant...

[distantkilljoy]

@HELLO2YOU3 That's its name numb nuts

[lxlCyanidelxl]

Can someone tell me what show, dvd, whatever this is from, cause I wanna buy it XD

[swantombecw]

Mannn that capital city joke is soooo underated........Owns alot of Mcintryes jokes

[lSASlLtGenRich]

greenland which is WHITE, iceland thats a volcano and the fairo islands which are nowhere near eygipt i dont choose the names. :D

[GGSDavejones]

"Falkland islands no help at all " lol

[mattbodomtully]

I haven't laughed so much in 2 minutes for a long time!

[bananasquads]

@daviddevall wtf are you going on about mate.

[fl13r]

@mikapromotesobeisety

I think ur thinking of tornadoes mate, we have the most tornadoes in the world bt not earthquakes lol

[mikapromotesobesity]

@fl13r No it's eartquakes.

[MrBenzyme]

@mikapromotesobesity

Yes, because I'm always falling over from the shifting tectonic plates beneath my fee... ohh wait, there isn't a plate boundary in the UK! You gotta go to the middle of the Atlantic or south of Spain to get to a plate boundary from us! And he is right, we do get the most tornadoes, just no where near as big as those in the US, but we do get the most.

[mikapromotesobesity]

@MrBenzyme All of the earthquakes in england are not noticed because of their small scale, they are still classified as earthquakes.

[Mr94T]

@mikapromotesobesity He was joking you utter tard.

[captainlucozade]

this is fantastic... comedy at its best!

[meluvmuskpunk]

I don't get it.. maybe because I'm stupid..or only 15..ooor dyslexic.. oh shit :(

[TheKneekap]

@meluvmuskpunk your not worthy

[mikapromotesobesity]

England has the most earthquakes. lol

[danielsimonon]

@mikapromotesobesity actually that honor goes to Indonesia, with Iran and China rivaling for #2

[noodles758]

12 people must live in that part of Canada

[TheSmallzy23]

its not fucking scrabble  felllass

[Bodgybuilder]

11 people have sense.

[VINNY12385]

god is english because we dont get earthquakes.... you dont shit on your own doorstep lol.... best country is the world... rite at the top and in the middle lol

[oobligosh94]

I laughed so hard I... wait, I didn't laugh at all, why did my mate send me this shit again?

[ADR3NALINExi]

@oobligosh94 coz you have no sense of humor :)

[tn21beer]

Where would we be if we didn't have any rules?

[bazilisginger]

@tn21beer FRANNNNCEEEEEEEEEE

[tn21beer]

@bazilisginger And where would we be if we had too many!

[thedarknesscallingme]

"these people are absolutely convinced that they're French, thats not the case they're just living somewhere shit and it's a reflex action" LMAO

[kidkappa04]

Were not playin fuckin scrabble fellllas....

[EDDIEinWAR]

i laughed so hard at the canada bit xD

[kidkappa04]

@EDDIEinWAR He was talking about Quebec moron. & he was to fuckin afraid to say that in front of them when he was in Canada. He tried, he failed. Those cunty Quebecois put him in his place.

[EDDIEinWAR]

@kidkappa04 xD u mad

[el1924]

i am seeing him in plymouth in november:D

[irwellsteam]

this guy is absolutely hilarious

[crocky1991]

panamar 1 canal am nt impressed weve gt thousands eh?

[jimmicreesti]

..good idea of ours that got out of hand

[0O0O0DONTMESS0O0O0]

"United states a good idea that's got out of hand!" Love it

[abcs22]

haahahha alba-quer-quer, WERE NOT PLAYING FUCKING SCRABBLE FELLAS!!

[latenitepubs]

there's a town in Alaska called sammammish which is native for go home english Hahahahah!

[cofpaddy]

Still pricless

he should be the British foreign minister

[theboss2432]

happy Christmas to you all,

the boss is signing off,I know you'll all miss me lol

[Ticklemygutch]

That thing about the American cities is true. There's a town there called Brynmawr which is Welsh for big hill. I bet they dont have a clue what its called

[pulsating123]

@Ticklemygutch theres thousands of screwed up, bizarre names for cities and towns in the US.. Gas City, Toad Suck, French Lick, etc. etc. etc.

[pianoplayeruk]

@Ticklemygutch

and there probably isnt a hill there either..

[Samthorley1991]

"Mexico, capital city Mexico City, MAKE AN EFFORT!!!" hahahahahahaha love it

[DarkMark999]

"Were not playin fuckin' scabble felassss!'

xDD

[markchristopherevans]

A doctor who studied history... hmm.

Possibly confusing him and Harry Hill?

[maxistviews]

Too be fair, in his defence, Al is a graduate of Cambridge University and has got a first in History, although i don't think he's got a PhD in it. I may be wrong though, he may have one.

[schenknatior]

It so true they think there French

[myg0tpurepunk]

sorta, theres french canadian and some speak french not sure why

[kaz2692]

don't read it then knobhead

[AndyMHinchcliffe]

Albequeque? Not playin fuckin scrabble fella's!

[cbaabcjosh]

ya know he was actully a doctor before

and went to oxford

NOW HES HILARIOUS

[MADABAWI1991]

where did you get that info plz?

[cbaabcjosh]

my parents told me he was a doctor

and the rest is from wki

[weetabixHEED2009]

stop telling porkies cbaabcjosh, he was actually a drummer in a bad

[cbaabcjosh]

he was a doctor

trust me im his number one fan

[kaz2692]

faroe island, no where near egypt...im not responsible for their names

hahahaha

[FidgetJunkie]

This guy is hilarious, and makes me proud to be british. =)

[89sephiroth]

yeah I'm from newark the real one newark-on-trent his noise is justified.

[metroplex5]

al murray is a pure english legend

[patterson9991]

british

[behindthelines72]

greenland which is WHITE !!!!!

[Liverpoolfan248]

MAKE AN EFFORT!

[behindthelines72]

welsh name alert

[spaceman360]

HAHA I know! "we're not playing fucking scrabble fellaaaas" XD XD

[alih15]

What dvd is this from?

[staticabuse86]

Giving It Both Barrels

[olliec360]

suck on that americans

[hughes7520]

eglish fuckwit? and what vanquished nation do you hail from?

[darktruth101]

you wanker!

[parkesey1701]

mexico...capital, mexico city...MAKE AN EFFORT! LMAO

[erico72]

Briljant

[staticabuse86]

LOL... I loved "We're not played fucking scrabble fellas!!"

[SUFCYeomans]

Brilliant. I'm going to see Al Murray in two days at the Sheffield Arena for his 'Beautiful British Tour'. Cant wait!!!!!!!

[deano9313]

1:01 we're no playing fucking scrabble fellas so funny! hah

[Jinx903]

"we're no playing fucking scrabble fellas" ha ha!lol!

[jamieb316]

haha "theyre just living somewhere shit and its a reflex action". Brilliant!

[caz1005]

Which DVD is this from ??

[HollowsRus]

Giving it both Barrells

[Ben2914795]

Y'know Al Murray is an Oxford Graduate in History? This whole thing is a massive persona that is meant to be mocking overly-patriotic Englishmen. Of course he doesn't mean that about Mexico.

[NicenEasyuk]

Isn't that what makes him a comedic genius?

[Ben2914795]

precisely. The person I was replying to has deleted his/her comment but basically I was trying to point out that fact.

[AndyMHinchcliffe]

Yeah, Al Murray did graduate from Oxford with a degree in history. He is also fluent in French and German ^__^

[Squire19lUK]

make a effort and get a life its a joke

[kaz2692]

oh its a joke!

who cares?

[streetwhite]

This guy is so good at promoting his opinions! The guy is a fucking Genius. No wonder he went to oxford university. Intelligence and comedy, when put together turns out to be the bollocks!

[Forsakenuk]

best comic ever

[neale4e]

mexico whos capital city is mexico city - - MAKE AN EFFORT. Brilliant

[kaz2692]

lmao!

"these people up here are absolutley convinced.... that they're french"

hahah

[saspete]

Make an effort!!! lovl love it!

[lecky229]

proud to be brit!!!

[DarkMark999]

Thats why we don't get earthquakes here

Rofl!! ahah

[socarulz]

"thats why we dont have earth quakes in this country, cause you dont shit on your own doorstep"

No, God just pisses on it.

[Matt1yu]

If that's a reference to all the feckin' rain, I agree with you.

[TheBends11]

is there an uploaded video fo the whole show?

[TheViewer10]

we'r not playing fucking scrabble fellass

[500nutmeg]

ahhh

they fink there french which is not the case

there just living somehwere shit and its a reflex action

[gamerlegend]

He's got a point though

[ComedyLove28]

Mexico, capital city "Mexico city"

"MAKE AN EFFORT!!"

Priceless

[LeoArctica]

great line XD

[ComedyLove28]

Gotta love Murray!

The best part is when in the encore when a guy in the audience says "why have you got French beer in the Foyer?"

Murray says, "We've got frog beer in the hall if that's what you mean, don't criticise the presence of French beer and then use a French word for its location pal!"

Has me in stitches every time!!

[saraomidvar]

i adore al murray, but someone tell me whats his beef with birmingham?

[covGuk]

probally the way they speak, just like cousers, and jordies. i mean what the hell kind of accents are those. however me being british i would stand by them against non british parties lool

[saraomidvar]

lol yea but what has he said about them specifically? as i brum i bet its fucking funny, whatever it is

[britishpride09]

your mum likes the scouse accent

[AJUK88]

It's just because we have the most easily noticable accents.

You can not not mistake a scouser/brummie/geordie for anyone else.

[DcFc666]

Probably doesn't like Birmingham cos it might aswell not be in England.

[bluebennjy99]

-.-

[MikeyM115]

Whats the Welsh place name he said???

[SuperBobster10]

Bangor. Pronounced 'banger' as in 'bangers and mash'.

[MikeyM115]

thanks mate :)

[seriousRaver]

America was a good Idea that got out of hand that was legendary

[thehacker2006]

lol canadian part

"they think they are french. Thats not the case, they just live somewhere shit and its a reflex action"

[chrisalv14]

lol i like this guy, he's well funny

[DannyBoyENG08]

were not playing fuckin scrabble fellas!

[DannyBoyENG08]

theres Mexico.. capital city mexico city MAKE AN EFFORT! LOL AL IS FUNNY!

[baybiiRobyn14]

lol welsh name alert there in the shit

[bmwz9602]

New England You can c what they are trying to do there. They're running outta sensible names.

They're just living somewhere shit and its reflexive action.

Because the God is British. That's why we don't have earthquakes in this country. You don't shit in your own doorstep

[jakesanson]

Mexico City....MAKE AN EFFORT!!! So hilarious!

[ComedyLove28]

Yeah i had to watch that bit a few times, was really cracking me up!

[bunkyofdeathmetal]

Why is it that most great comedians are British... we only seem to have trash comedy in the states.

[THADIUS666]

I think its because we dont take ourselves too seriously!

[bunkyofdeathmetal]

Thank christ for that, otherwise I wouldn't have any funny comedy acts to watch

[dunedain0507]

well i do rather like bob newhart, his phone conversations are hilarious, classic comedy.

Al is genius, i love his incie wincie spider XD I've been trying to find any clips of him making fun of the Chinese, cuz i'm from Taiwan. It always seem like the americans,french and german that are being made fun of. but then again,i suppose the british have had more history with them.

[ludocrat]

Me too :)

[zBloodD3monz]

Where did you get this clip from? - What DVD? Or was it on Happy Hour?

[03horliaf]

because america sucks

[Typhoon07]

LOL

The yank in the brown t-shirt looks raging mad.

[zBloodD3monz]

Hes not quite mad, he smiled and clapped.

[Typhoon07]

It looked forced though.

[zBloodD3monz]

Yeah, true. Maybe he realised the camera was on him.

[Salesharks07]

"new england, u can see what ther trying 2 do ther" pmsl

[tomhackett]

Very true, Panamanians and French Canadians wouldn't understand though, but then again the Americans have only half-grasped the english language.

[Peter20UK]

true, like we're seperated by a common language...

and a great big fu**ing ocean too thank christ

[tomhackett]

They're just living somewhere shit and it's a reflex action.

hahaha

[rumbug]

I love how the American's get soooo offended! ha ha ha! He's a comedian! It's what he does to get laughs!

[birkinsmith88]

Offending Americans in like sooting fish in a barrel. They can't see that Al Murray is taking the piss out of the British, and being the miserable bunch we are, we love it.

[jesusiscool321]

I do have one thing to say Al is right about one thing the people in Quebec do think they're French. It's the only French province in the country. Every one else speaks English.

[RedRebel6666]

"God is British you see"

"Cus we don't have earthquakes"

Fucking genious XD

[crozboz]

yeah, but no longer true is it?

[Horrormaniac13]

Yea, but it was just to keep us on our toes

[Videomakerpro]

Theres Nothing better than sitting down with some mates or a friday or Saturday or even Sunday bank holiday night having some beers watching Al Murray and loving every minute of it. Top Class

[silverpalyer]

Flash news. Britain is the best in the world even in movie industry. American actors go to britain to train. What in the hell is wrong with brits??

[silverpalyer]

One thing is funny with all brits answering about this clown here. Everyone knows Robin Williams.

[111Thelimit]

Stop!! your getting all excited he is just an actor for the hundredth time... RW first came to British TV with Mork & Mindy. Can someone confirm?Robin would be advised to not watch this guy after his problem.

[mikey2226]

haha "these ppl fink tht they're french lmao but its jus they live sumwhere crap and its a reflex action" tis funny