Asian/AZN Pride - Got Rice? (Original)

[CoolFoolsPro]

YO YO philippines!

[CenturionWormius]

ty for railroad.

[koreanwannabelee]

lol soooo gay

[UnsealedGuidance]

Like if you were sent here by RealLOL!

[QluisQl]

..did you know that a recent study shows that there is in fact discrimination when it comes to picking "Asians" when you send in your college application? For some reason, filling in the "asian" box decreases you're chances of getting in. Which is why many Asians just say they're white when sending in that college application.

[bigmike82011]

swaag something we African Americans got lol

[nyothsom1]

LAOS PRIDE THAT WASSUP CUZZ



[CgCarolinaKing]

CgCarolinaKing... Hottest asian rapper in the south check me out

[CgCarolinaKing]

Nigga lil u kno atlanta big cities asianz run shit. Im black n korean son n I rep my asian side patna. Obviously u from somewhere small

[Aznrykerz]

hehehehe

[MrGFLY206]

WTF dis iz ok BUT THEY STOLE 2PACS BEAT BREHH..

[mattmania1]

@MrGFLY206 and 2pac stole it from bruce hornsby. an asian stealing from a brother stealing from a cracker. ain't that the way it is?

[nebilgnet]

I bet half of y'all asians would trade all u got for half of my big black dick!!!!

[RileyRock3t]

@nebilgnet shutup nigglet

[ayeitzalex]

@BRenCH2112 LOL. how?

[babysweetz08]

Ohh christ sakes guys its a song. Da whole purpose of this song is exactly wat da song sed azn pride. Cmon now. All race had its shares of mistake. One aint superiour than da other.... Were all da same. True that china never invaded and tried to take over countries but almost everything is made der. China is one of da country to mass produces exports to diff countries.... And greece? Cmon u guys owe so much money from diff goverment countries. Like i sed we aint dat different. And @greek fyi as

[MusiicIAm]

Lol this shit is ancient! Haven't heard it in years, those were the days. Oh well we all moved on in life.

[twentified]

I'm Asian and even I know that this shit is for lols only. Cheer up kunts.

[dunnystuff]

HAHAHHA changes is better tho lol and i am asian

[kaiyaofong]

haha he got this from 2pac - change

[hayesism]

Don't know why people are getting so angry, this is clearly a joke.

.............Isn't it?

[Greek4u123]

lol asians saying nigga! get fucked you gooks!

[llxxazntechxxll]

@Greek4u123 Oh shut the fuck up cracker <3 You assholes got nothing on us.

[Greek4u123]

@llxxazntechxxll don't be a stereotype that your not be proud to be asian! ;)

[llxxazntechxxll]

@Greek4u123 What are you talking bout little kid. Little white kids like you need to educated more. Your kind is the worse.

[Greek4u123]

@llxxazntechxxll Says the fuckwit who says "Need to educated more." shut the fuck up faggot your just a wannabe black person get fucked hey. I'm not even wog you shameful person gtfo

[llxxazntechxxll]

@Greek4u123 What wrong? You're getting mad because We're better then you? Who ever said White people are the best. They only act like they're tough but they run away like little bitches

[llxxazntechxxll]

@Greek4u123 Oh are you mad? Little greek faggots like you think Whites are so big and tough?

[Greek4u123]

@llxxazntechxxll HAAHa little greek? nother fucka you asians are fkn short!!!! what you on about? your just a wanna be gangstaahhh gott wwiiiiceee?!! get fucked fag WOG4LYF!

[llxxazntechxxll]

@Greek4u123 You whites are Stereotypical and racist and all that jazz. Been smoking those much junk. For a fact I'm 6"2 so shhhh man. Ain't got nothing on me bro and who say we can't act Gangsta? We see white Posers acting like Gangstas. Don't act tough on the internet little kid. You just gonna get fucked up one day. 

[Greek4u123]

@llxxazntechxxll HAHAHA learn to speak english brahhhh... and im balkan not white get your facts right come on your smart arn't you? or a you just one of those try hard gooks who thinks there top shit? get a life you little shit you have nothing to say

[llxxazntechxxll]

@Greek4u123 Same English people decided to Classify into Whites , Asians , Blacks , and Hispanics. I'm just going by their system. Tryhard gook? I mean seriously That all you white people about. "Damn Niggers are bad ; They will rape you and murder you and steal from you" and "Oh you see those asians? They're tryhards with Clinky eyes don't be friends with them". Wanna learn a little history? While Europeans back in the 1000s were playing Fairy tale .

[llxxazntechxxll]

White people = from the beginning of time for crying out loud. Bunch of Religious idiots saying everything happens because of "God". While Muslims , Blacks , and Asians are working their fucking assess off researching , expanding , spreading their cultures around. Then you Righteous idiots start Religious War with The Muslims for Apparent Reason. After that , The Muslims influenced Europeans to actually fucking think Logically and not always praying for god to save them. Then you whites go steal

[llxxazntechxxll]

@Greek4u123 Chinese's invention CALLED THE COMPASS and decided to act if They're all Mighty and shit sailing around the fucking world and stumbled on GREAT FUCKING AMERICA. where hundred of years later , Greedy Shit white bitches come and decided They're were superior in every fucking way. when YOU WHITES did no FUCKING THING DURING THE AGE OF DEVELOPMENT. Leanr your history . All you whites did were pray and Attack people. WE ASIANS ARE SUPERIOR.

[Greek4u123]

@llxxazntechxxll IM NOT WHITE FUCKWIT when the fuck did GREECE every invade CHINA?! apart from Alexander the Great you cunts got fucked by him! :) im not white asshole get your facts right before you make shitty assumptions

[llxxazntechxxll]

@Greek4u123 Oh but your Kind Decided to Separate people by Color. Since they're so arrogant about it I will be arrogant as well. You're FUCKING WHITE.

[Greek4u123]

@llxxazntechxxll YOUR FUCKING WHITE ASWELL! WTF?? YOUR NOT BLACK?????? 

[Greek4u123]

@llxxazntechxxll so now your just bieng racist saying your kind? wtf? lol hypocritical. and my "kind" did not seperate blacks from whites we had black worriers and soldiers amongst us. it was the ancient asians who seperate the blacks from asians.

[llxxazntechxxll]

@Greek4u123 I never said anything about "race" beside saying how White Americans decided to classify people in that way. -__- And also You're talking about Egyptians .

[XxreaperxX33]

we dont have a commie goverment so think it through cuz u gotta come to america

[DJERICish]

S.W.A.G.! SOMETHING WE ASIAN GOT!

[miyaka678]

Got rice bitch? Got rice ..

Giggling my butt off :P

[CieLclan]

Azn fo life you got rice

[itsashlinhoe]

Its just a dude having fun and reppin his asian pride... STOP HATIN, haters, ... its not OFFENSIVE, its not PATHETIC, its just a bored asian dude. So relax, and stop being so uptight and pick the wedgie out of ur buttcrack...

ASIAN PRIDE BABY.

[aidtry182]

I want special fried rice...

[MrJrd2014]

I'm asian and i find this offensive

[MrJrd2014]

@MrJrd2014: the song not the comments

[CnCGZHfan]

@MrJrd2014 Then your not legit asian

[ikrhaha]

damn, yeah its kind of black, but at least they made a rap about how proud they are to be asian. so uhm, fuck haters.

[smil3you]

HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS?!? Im asian and this is pathetic xD

[5149111]

urbandictionary(.)com/define(.­)php?term=AZN

[TheGoldenbull3t]

I'm Asian....I AM EMBARRASSED BY THIS DX

Azns just seem like black wannabes to me :l

[MrBboydelicious]

S- Stop

W- Waving

A- At

G- George

[tpainfan689]

FAGS

[mochiigurl]

True dat! AZN Pride:)!!

[PandaCovers]

:3 I've got Rice <33 ASIAN PRIDE <3

[RainbowMonsterNiggie]

i hate how the top comments are the same thing -______-

[Daftlittleinsomniac]

wow, I just realized he is rapping to Changes by TuPac, I have heard this song 5 time and I just put that together. I feel special.

[ManiacKomplex]

lyrically bland. maybe include some shit bout china ownin u.s. when they crumble from their own greed, or however the hell you'd flow that. or, include a bunch of more obscure asian references not necessarily what typical americans think, like rice and chopsticks. hop a plane, down a ship, tsunami in your shit, honor bleed you dry, corporate samurai. i dunnno, something... my old Aion server had a guild make a better rap then this... google Empyreans: This is Triniel

[HacksIncorporated]

This is the reason that the atomic bomb was developed. Fuck Pearl Harbor.

[RafaelDeLaGhetto1]

S-Something

W-We

A-Africans

G-Got

[tinaaas23]

@RafaelDeLaGhetto1

Its

S-Something

W-We

A-ASIANS

G-Got!(:

[RafaelDeLaGhetto1]

@tinaaas23

ok

S-Something

W-We

A-Africans and Asians

G-Got

[tinaaas23]

@RafaelDeLaGhetto1

Better,.

[steffenlucky777]

@tinaaas23 yeaaaaah call out pride for your countryyy :) Vietnam babyyyy

[djeaglei]

@RafaelDeLaGhetto1 Swag= Sophisticated Way of Acting Gay

[9yroldcodplayer]

@djeaglei Swoag?

[suparama119]

@RafaelDeLaGhetto1 pffft

[FeintJames]

@RafaelDeLaGhetto1 Something we australians got

[MrFrumbie]

dumb gooks

[flyxify]

@MrFrumbie Got rice bitch? Got rice?

[MrFrumbie]

@flyxify nope why the fuck would i want rice?

[flyxify]

@MrFrumbie Got rice bitch? Got rice?

:P

[hugsmebabe]

@MrFrumbie

Dumb honkey troll.

[MrFrumbie]

something

we

americans

got

[disisnotedgar]

u guys can do everything except sing

[1998person]

@disisnotedgar why you hating on asians .

[1234ppo000]

@disisnotedgar Haha. Look at Kpop, Jpop, Cpop, yeah, we can sing.

[truestorm94]

hahahahah i havent seen this in years - this is so sad

[flippyflopppiess]

Something

We

Aussies

Got

;)

[403tech]

Penny Arcade sent me here. I remember playing this song in StepMania in 2005, still have the step file actually.

[SwaNyamChek]

I'm a bit ashamed now being Asian having watched this. :( I was so proud of it too before I saw this.

[milkkart]

asians trying to be proud of being asian by being as much like black people as possible, pretty funny.

SWAG = SWAG: what asians/anglo-saxons/assholes got is clearly cooler because of the recursion. everyone knows recursive acronyms are cool and totally not geeky.

[flyKICKyo]

@milkkart shaddup ya wish u were azn

[milkkart]

@flyKICKyo fly. kick. yo. way to prove my point there.

[ericskimchiddong]

@milkkart umad?

[meatrace]

Wut?

[Chubes03]

S-Something

W-We

A-Aryans

G-Got

[brokenscythe]

filipino pride!

i need me some rice after this song.

[EVILmonkeyTN]

PENNY ARCADE!!!!

[janusdoa]

Got big dicks?

Oh, wait...

[SetsunaKai5]

@janusdoa your mama says i do; but seriously the difference between japs and usa is about .2 inches favoring the japs

"The more you know!"

[jenova10101010]

So I guess all stereotypes aren't true, huh...

[MikePizzaSportsNovel]

S-Something

W-We

A-Anglo Saxons

G-Got

[yorki7777]

i aint aisain but i still like de song nd tink aisans r cool GOT RICE BITCH? funny thing iz im eatin rice rite now xDD

[Dihgal]

@yorki7777 I'm surprised you spelled "cool" correctly.

[MagicCupid]

I am Vietnamese Chinese french white British German irish and indian.. Does it still count??

[detinUretsehcnaM]

I can see why asian people have so much pride, they're food is so fucking delicious

[imissushawn]

lmao

[Rockandrollingbabys]

asain rocks we best

[Thefunnykid30]

ASIAN PEOPLE ROCK

[MrVetou]

No Forks In The House Chop-Sticks Only ! .... Lol

[MrVetou]

No Forks In The House Chop-Sticks Only ! .... Lol

[pekosiita1]

i aint asian but i like this song! :D

[diamonddust97]

Got rice, BITCH!?

[D4Dinosor]

haha im tottally mixed in a wierd way but still fully asian. im half phillo half thai and my great great grandfather was actually chinese... but the wierdest thing is i live in australia and i got sorta brown skin.... im not black or white... just sorta... light coloured brownish chocolate!~ haha.

[xomgxboyx]

@D4Dinosor wasgood milk chocolate ;3 =D

[TheChungAndy]

VIETNAM REPRESENT

[Warsie]

i am not asian at all (black) and am eating rice now xD

[tehpufferton]

@Warsie O_o...Are...are you a weeaboo?

[Warsie]

@tehpufferton

yes I am a weeaboo. But my rice-habit actually began before I became a weeaboo as we would eat rice with chicken, fish and other stuff. I've gotten away from putting butter on the rice and now just use a shitload of sugar & im just eat rice more often as its easy to make & eat. I've gone to east asian marketplaces to buy different varieties of rice =D

[tehpufferton]

@Warsie ...Do you know weeaboos aren't necessarily a good thing?

[Warsie]

@tehpufferton

I dont use the term 'weeaboo' in a negative sense....so GLORIOSU NIPPON xD

(inbefore world war II flamewar over imperial japan's actions)

[tehpufferton]

@Warsie -_- Weeaboo means that you think you're Japanese. So...are you Japanese?

[PoupeeLand]

@tehpufferton My mother is japanese but im not asian LOL

[tehpufferton]

@PoupeeLand Japanese people are Asian...?

[Warsie]

@tehpufferton

No im noy Japanese 0_0

[tehpufferton]

@Warsie Then don't think like you're one

[Warsie]

@tehpufferton

Define 'thinking like you're Japanese'

[tehpufferton]

@Warsie Thinking like you're Japanese= You believe you're Japanese when you're not.

Don't ask me to define shit that is a phrase.

[PimpyPink17]

OMO Korea!! :DD<3

[luvk8ie]

I like how you guys mentioned Mongolia....I feel represented. :3

[clutch1297]

this song made my day

[bustah1987]

I'm Filipino and right now I'm eating rice

[Warsie]

@bustah1987

hahahaha

[DestroyerSword]

このたわごとはとても恐ろしい私は自分自身を殺すためにしたいで­す

[wasabidestroyer16]

@DestroyerSword 決してこの曲は、あなたの場所を表していると言う



[PagansAnger]

@JordanM838 Asian pride yet you say it using stuff from other peoples cultures

[Sirumakato]

U.S American PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iikeFace]

#Asian Pride Babyy !

[royalsego]

this was the shit back in 98, still the shit now

[gothkid1011369]

I love this song...AZN PRIDE!!!!!!!! i jst found out im part azn HELL YEAH!!!!!!

[xomgxboyx]

@gothkid1011369 yo only full asains aloud im sorry lawl jkjk ;] welcome to the famiwy yo ;]

[gothkid1011369]

@xomgxboyx lol yaaaay =] n thank you

[D4Dinosor]

@xomgxboyx lol

[nigma513]

WU TANG CLAN!!!!!!!!

[mccrum11]

im white and i have rice in my pantry?

or is it some asain thing that im not getting

[TehBuddaChris]

@mccrum11 its an asian thing cuz most white people dont eat rice they mostly eat food without rice like the regular plate steak with vegetables and mashed potatoes thats why they put that in the song

[XavierHollywood]

@TehBuddaChris

what about puerto ricans lol? We eat rice everyday practically

[MrPokemaster112]

HAHAHAHA we got rapping skills tho

[dominiquej95]

im black not white.. bt anyway GOT RICE BITCH GOT RICE ??? OH YEA AZN PRIDE

[FantageHits]

VietPride<33

[MrPokemaster112]

We got Megan Fox.........

[TehBuddaChris]

@MrPokemaster112 so we got Manny Paqiao and Thia Megia nd Bruce Lee and Steve Terada and other famous Azns

[MrPokemaster112]

Got a small dick Huh? Small Dick?

[mxfng]

@MrPokemaster112 And someone with a username like "MrPokemaster" has a large one? Hahahahahahaha

[MrPokemaster112]

68 people dont got Rice....

[LastOrangeman]

whats the original song ? (melody)

[iiHATEyourFACE]

@LastOrangeman changes by tupac

[LastOrangeman]

@iiHATEyourFACE

thanks

[tenzingirl1]

vietnam,japan,mogolia,phillipp­ines,taiwan,cambodia,korea,chi­na,........:) where is thailand and Tibet????

[theskaterfreak44]

@tenzingirl1 dont forget laos! laotion pride :o:

[yel0wfever]

this is about as azn as Aang in Shylaman's Last Airbender. obviously you don't have rice bitch

[serbsaint]

What do you throw at a drowning Asian?

His wife and kids.

[serbsaint]

How do you stop an asian from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

[HEadHunt3rz99999]

ASIAN PRIDE!!! fuck u racist cuacasian

[MangaMusician]

@HEadHunt3rz99999 <33

[Kxiong276]

S-Something

W-We

A-Asians

G-Got

[Ibeduhsexy]

its funny songs bout asians yet they say nigga

[CCboy916]

@dellaandolivia OMG where'd you get it?

[Ashicakes]

@CCboy916 you can make it at Myxer if they don't already have it... myxer.com

[jesuislepluscool]

AZN SENSAZN

AZN INVAZN

I'M AZNLY AZN :D

[checktheemails]

this nigga maybe got rice but he got no flow lol

[sheenObeenO]

somebody needs to send this to that racist bitch at ucla.

and this song is old school. brings back memories! :)

[Bujjcun]

@DemonHermit

Nah, im a girl. I'll never like white guys. So, you're wrong.

[DemonHermit]

@Bujjcun It was a joke about asian stereotypes, what you thought I was making some sort of factual statement? >.>

[SalvableRuin]

@Bujjcun I don't judge people based on their colour. I like all kinds of ladies.

[wazzupmatt]

S.W.A.G = Somethin' We Azn Got

[BabiiJcee]

oh my gawd this song is so frikin funny haha!!

[CBreezybaybeh]

aw lookout.its the pokemonfam ;P

[mrsarcasm1017]

you are a disgrace to your country. why do you think that acting like a complete moron will make you look any better than the racist pieces of crap that you are. thats not embracing your race or culture, thats being annoying!

[JahobesDaGreatest]

hahahahahahahahahaha

Lol if this would be so sad if it wasnt soo damn funny.

[XxPINOYxFTWxX]

PROUD TO BE PINOY (FILIPINO) 

[QupcakeVideos]

Thumbs up If u are a azn and love this song =D

[SMOTH1289]

racist bitch dissing whites while speaking in a white language (english) and saying the n-word (offensive to blacks), if you have asian pride then speak in mandarin or something.

[ayyitsrena]

HELLZ YEA!! AZN PRIDE!!!