VW Unpimp - sucking

[KebsHs]

PRISON BREAK?! :D

[coffeepie]

I just love Peter Stormare. He's brilliant no matter what he does

[jimbobhk2009]

@coffeepie "where is pancakes house?!"

[evnwood]

I was watching "most useless machines" videos :)

[multimediahelp1]

hahahaha

[MaddDogg81]

well of course it's reliable once it's been gone over by a mechanic and fixed and I am sure they've figured out most quality problems by now

[MaddDogg81]

pfftg German engineering isn;t all it's cracked up to be unless you don't like reliability an reasonably priced parts

[lictor313]

@MaddDogg81 german engeneering is realiable, in north america however we have a very bad pool of mechanics that work specifically for american or japanese makes. I have a 99 audi A6 with 280 000kms, I used to have problems when I bought it 8 years ago, with the suspension, electrics... took it to a VW/Audi expert, not only did he charge way less (480$ 4 wheel brake replacements) but since he mended my car, I've gone virtually problem free for 4 years now. on an old capricious car

[psychosbel]

it looks like honda hatchback

[MaddDogg81]

The Green car looke like a2nd gen Eclipse

[cumaroz28]

@MaddDogg81early 90s civic

[MaddDogg81]

pfft my RSX-S turbo is better than both cars

[VietnaMilk]

This guy is single handily eliminating the rice and ricers of this world. Thanks!

[JxPhan]

Lol i remember this commercial a while back

[DeadlyMyst]

1. Turn on Transcribe Audio in the 'CC' button.

2. Watch Video.

3. ???

4. Profit.

[RawGreenTheAnimator]

@DeadlyMyst That was good, I liked when it said "constituting animals" for some reason.

[cparks2001]

1 ricer car down a few million more to go.

[ahsans786]

Peter Stormare is hilarious wherever he pops up, Seinfeld, Fargo, Big Lebowski, VW.

[MysticalBibliophile]

what?



[MrSnakeaholic]

Ricer specie is getting off the roads, dont see ricers anymore why? vw perhaps?

[ThisIsTrueHouseMusic]

that dude reminds me of a rat...

[MrAlastair10]

Hear that the car I have is pre tuned and tuned even more with new exaust it sounds awesome best car ever I also have a ford focus RS it's fast to

[TheVdubFire]

38 people are obviously honda drivers lol

[DukSezQuak]

Dude, is that Steve-O? Looks hella like him.

[Lightwader3338]

i think the green car is a 2002-2005 holden monaro

[WolfCentre]

@Lightwader3338 these commericals were for the american market, unfortunately most americans dont realize theres other countries out there as well as a great company like holden who provided most of the GM vehicles over here lol. This lime green atrocity is a honda civic hatch.

[Lightwader3338]

@WolfCentre oh. yes. it cant be a holden since its steering is on the left. and all australian cars are right hand drive. thought like that because of the headlights.

[BassGuitarGuy128]

I miss these commercials! They were the best!

[Krimzon6]

0:19

[icakaa1]

00:17 xD

[blindriv3r]

lol what is he saying, "and his tricked-out ......." maybe just mumbling and trailing off in disgust lol

[therainbowboxer]

@blindriv3r

Pretty sure he said "and his tricked out vipp (whip)"

[thefridge991]

VW GTI > Honda CIvic Type R/ Civic Si, Integra Type R. I am glad I did a rant on Honda's and rice burners.

[sayyeddy]

"Yo mike wanna let us unpimp this thing lemme hear you say vat"

"What?!"

BAM!

LOL!

[cparks2001]

It's Satan!

[DannyHirtler]

Thumbs up if all you could think about was this guy in The Big Lebowski

[GerMoviezHD]

hold your finger on 7 and get a orgasm :)

[kranjcar4eva]

VAT?



[objectform]

@ Marks Dog .. it sounds like German trying to be Hip-Hop .. I had a German BF and he sounded like that when he wanted to make fun of American Rap Culture .. "its differently sucking" Sounds like my Austrian Aunt .. Sorry .. not Russian .. and I love the ad .. because for sure, that civic was sucking .. let me hear you say vut (what)

[firebertio]

she could suck .... wait nevermind thinking allowed

[Distont]

32 people drives Honda Civic

[szolovskiy]

ughhhh it sucks in airr

[laci555666]

perfect >:)

[asdax8311]

31 people said 'what' before disliking this video, XD!

[Markschein1]

Hey, it's me, I am a "real" German, too. And I must confess that I also laughted loudly, which doesn't happen a lot, when watching videos alone. So great job to the creators of the ad. Besides, for us germans the accent sounds more russian and lady looks like one, too.

One german VW ad about our limited humor, which was actually made by germans. ;) --> youtube.com/watch?v=M9aINNB1CR­s

[caronthegerman]

Thumbs up for John Abruzzi!!!

[luminaeus]

Bought my 2011 GTI tonight! Had to come on here and watch the commercials again, lol

[golfracer89]

Was die hier mit dem Civic machen könnten sie auch bei uns in Deutschland machen, auch bei den VW's. Jetzt nicht falsch verstehen ich bin VW Fan, jedoch wenn ich solche häßlichen Bodykits und Spoiler an Autos sehe könnt ich echt Kotzen. Das ist billigstes Plastik Tuning. Ein VW gehört einfach nur ein bischen Tiefergelegt und ein paar schöne Felgen drauf, das hat dan auch Style. Wenn man die Amis mit ihren VW's sieht, die wissen ( meistens ) wie man schön aufmotzt. Ein VW muß schön dezent sein!!!

[lifevest1]

I got a W8 Passat the other day...man itsan awesome car!

[97mikaykay]

my favorite commercial ever!!!!

[chewser117]

Wish I could afford a Mk5... I suppose my Mk3 will have to do for awhile.

[92ladderley]

Didn't that guy play ernst rohm in the rise of evil?

[SergeyPRKL]

@92ladderley Yes he did. Peter Stormare from sweden.

[92ladderley]

@SergeyPRKL cool, Thought I recognised him from somewhere.

[sgreene350]

Mclovin!!!!!

[Shadowpuppet7x]

these old cars or shity new cars

[TheMattGosselin]

Wolfgang and Helga are the only ones needed to sell me a GTI. Thank you, VW

[Dizzles]

vdub.... taking ricers virginity since ww2

[mofunzonecom]

sometimes, top gear is not right about vw making the best car ads...

[Meshehetube]

"and his tricked out (Vette?)"

"V dub, (blahblahblahblahblahblah) jah."

Could someone please clarify these for me?

[ongconoimay]

@Meshehetube From what I can tell:

"...and his tricked out whip" ("vhip")

"V-dub, holding it down on the engineering tip (?) y'all, ja"

[mdepuydt1]

i love that shit

[mofunzonecom]

@GarrettKeetley im pretty sure that was an nissain s15...

[Waikowhai1]

@mofunzonecom

thought it was a Mitsubishi Eclipse

[rabidbigdog]

For weeks "it's definitely sucking" was a phrase I used, with the stilted english, whenever something was wrong. The other day it just popped out again and I had to see the vid!

[mtonfsu]

VAG Rules!



[croc17046]

I wonder how pissed the real germans are at VW of America for these ads. Hahaha

[ReverendSyn]

@croc17046 I dont see why they would be. Wolfgang and Helga are awesome.

[wardriver1980]

@croc17046 I am a "real" German and I think it's damn funny. :)

[RPJess]

@croc17046 I'm not pissed at all because it's intentional-

[Trustds07]

@croc17046 im also german -ok his english is horrible but its funny^^

[Carr80]

If you vant me to unpimp this thing, let me hear you say "vhat". lol classic.

[xxBlackpspxx]

this is a great example for some ricer haha they always add completely useless air intakes and spoilers to their car

[joshy21able]

Poor lil civic, it would last longer than that vw even after it had been riced out and had the piss run out of it

[DSKILLZXIII]

@joshy21able i want to kick their ass for doing that to a little civic.

[bobtheswan92]

@DSKILLZXIII Y? he did him a favor

[Marrowni]

@joshy21able OH great, so everyone else have to look at a piece of ugly crap civic for a long time, instead of it dying and going to the junkyard.

I guess as long as I dont own it or have to drive it, it should be ok. Just feel sorry for the guys having to put up with such a boring lame car that can barely do the speed limit.

[1fordhater]

i would love this as long as no more payments hahaha

[huubvveenhuyzen]

0:06 Was does zis do?

[KingKillThirty3]

its definately sucking. omg lol love it.

[Eviltinkerbells]

I love these !!!

[Batner112]

Haha

"let me hear say WHAT!"

Mike: "Fuck"

Crazy Guy: "Häähhh?"

Mike: "I wanna fuck the blonde"

Crazy Guy: "WHATTT????"

Budweiser: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ UPPPP!"

[Morris1581]

peter stormare is swedish but for us guys he sounds like a german or what?

[punkbela]

german cars biatch !

[Xcorgi]

I think there are 3 of these "unpimp" ze auto commercials and they are the best and funniest ever made! 

[Tinat0r]

wat

[manolonusa]

excellent commercial!

"it's definitely sucking" @ 0:12-very funny

[r4hsiml]

@manolonusa totally agree :D:D

[mowriter]

@manolonusa : tall blonde model saying "sucking" scrambles my brain!

[gso619]

I like cars, so every time I see a car smashed I say to myself" What a shame, such a waste", but then I realise it's a Honda

Weird, Germans have no sense of humor(excluding dirty jokes), yet they make commertials like this. Such a paradox.

[TheSavageRasta]

@gso619 Lol bro the germans who work on the cars themselves don't make the commercials. That part is up to sales.

[gso619]

@TheSavageRasta yes, I know. But the sales people are probably germans too.

[TheSavageRasta]

@gso619 Thank you for handling that like an adult bro lol. People that get challenged on here are usually assholes about it and get really defensive. And you did no such thing. For this I commend you.

[fanofdiesel]

Time to umpimp ze auto

[kevin89135]

most amazing commercial everrrrrrr

[R0ckzill4h]

Jooo Mike, if you want us to unpimp this thing let me hear you say WAAAT?

- What?

XDDD

[nitrojoe9]

thank you to vw for destroying the ricers. the 23 people who disliked this are rice

[grisza56]

Peter Stormare und VW GTI rulzz

[Superchickenman159]

i want one :P

[rock3tcat]

V-Dub representing Deutschland!

I just had to say that... :D

[Forza3DragChannel1]

they stopped these commercials why?

[TheCommanderGhost]

Yo Mike if you want us to unpimp this thing let me hear you say wat

[besie0]

Germans + acting gangster ftw

[strittan]

@besie0 He's swedish though...

[besie0]

@strittan oh well, i thought since it's volkswagen he might be German you know :p.

[MoaiMaea]

You should see some of the rappers over here ...

[jonen9494]

@besie0

He's a swede...

[besie0]

@jonen9494 Well, he's acting to be a German obviously, since he is talking about german engineering.

[Aerodeth]

@besie0

Multiplied by Italian american actor pretending to be german who also played as a badass mob boss who lobbed off a redneck pedo's hand off with an axe in Prison Break = EPIC WIN!

[mordanlike]

@Aerodeth ... or a Swedish actor who played a badass mob boss who lobbed off a redneck pedo's hand with an axe in Prison Break.

[MacMillanSniper]

@mordanlike And played as a german officer in a music video for a sSwedish band Sabaton for their song Uprising

[AMAURlS9666]

@mordanlike Naww he's a nihilist who would cut off your Johnson if you didn't give him zeh money

[frankenleg]

@AMAURlS9666 DEAR GOD YOU ARE SIMPLY FUCKING AWESEOME BEYOND WORDS FOR YOUR COMMENT. IF WE EVER MEET, I AM BUYING YOU A BEER AND LETTING YOU FUCK MY SISTER.

[4g63gen1]

i love this comercial but i WORKED FOR THOSE BASTARDS AND THEY ARE NOT A FAMILY COMPANY. I COULD NOT EVEN PUT UP MY FAMILIES PICTURE IN MY OFFICE. FUCK VOLKSWAGEN!

[obebogie]

@4g63gen1 Couldn't you just remember what your family looked like until you got home?

[sherardo922]

VW, audi . mercedes bmw... etc are rally good cars. My parenst have 3 cars and all are VW. Polo, golf V5 and caddy

[karenscheer1]

@sherardo922 well thats cuse there german exept bmw

[EriLeigh418]

V dub in the haus ja

[1993gandy]

vw adverts are the best lol

[BobbyBlaster]

Jaaah!

[ApSykesThewolf]

Honda: yes

Vw: Yes

Audi: TDI PLEASE

Wannabee people who ruin perfectly good cars with 20$ exuasts they bought off ebay: BAD, NO, DO NOT WANT.

[hakkujin]

@ApSykesThewolf - I have a Subaru STi. Mine is stock, but I haaaaaaate it when people put a fart-can on their exhaust. It's so irritating.

[ApSykesThewolf]

@hakkujin lol go on failblog, theres a pic of a ford and a subaru, the subaru has STI Spoiler, Ford has Park Bench XDDDDD

[K2Lmike007]

@hakkujin omg i wanna stick a fuckin potato in thare tail pipe...y spend money on an exhaust that makes that sound when u can easily put a hole in it instead of spendin money xD

[coulditbekronau]

You have to admit. No matter what company you like most. VW always has the best ad's.

[747LufthansaPilot]

ich find VW zuverlässig also meine eltern fahrne nen 96er Golf 3 und der hatte noch nie einen ernsten schaden , mit dem Getribe , Motor . . .

Aber am betsen ist immer noch Mercedes ;) da kriegt man was für sein Geld

[JonayDavid]

Ahora que van a decir que VW es mejor que HONDA? venga hombre, si VW no le llega a la suela ni a los DACIA, que ya es decir...

[tomashndricks]

subaru ftw

[cjmahoney]

Audi, bitches.

[VWTDI92]

@cjmahoney Just so you're clear, you are aware Volkswagen own Audi, right?

[panzerveps]

@VWTDI92 that is partly correct... vw owns the majority of audi stocks, while audi owns a good share of vw stocks.

[hakkujin]

@panzerveps - and most of Lamborghini.

[Superstroeh]

BTW: Helga (real name: Zonja Wöstendiek) ist running a Bar in Hamburg, Germany! It's the "BAR DU NORD 2.0"

[FEGTTTSDH]

hahaha wolkswagen is very good but honda are the best cars

[95predator]

haha crazy american humor

greetings from germany,( lol^^ xD rofl-copter)

[KeepingModern]

No they are not implying anything, it is just a commercial...

[alex744322]

this guy from Harry potter right?

[dwarfie93]

No, its a swedish guy called peter stormare

[almostfm]

I always knew him as that guy in "Fargo"

[ynned0507]

VW sucks!

Subaru Impreza WRX STI 4ever

[xeronicus]

yes....4ever in the hands of retarded 18 year old kids who don't know what the hell they are doing with them.....get a life dude. I see more subarus in the body shop than i do vw's...why?

Because most vw owners know how to drive.

[jwpampi]

vw makes the best commercials hehehehe

[dmorozyuk]

i almost pissed myself laughing lol

[Krystek85]

what?

hahahhaha VW yahhh

[incardonefilms]

Peter Stormare is one of the best character actors of all time!

Great commercials! His expressions in these spots

are priceless! Yaaaaaa!

[triple5soulrulez]

i demand the girls name NAO

[Thoughtfulguy68]

Helga's name is Carl

[triple5soulrulez]

@Thoughtfulguy68 Carl Vat?

[Thoughtfulguy68]

Vat? lol! -My information is word of mouth only -so don't anybody hold me accountable for absolute truth! - A friend of mine in Stuttgart told me she is a well known personality in Germany. I think she is fantastic and I'd love to take her for a spin in my Jetta anytime!

[triple5soulrulez]

@Thoughtfulguy68 her name is zonja wöstendiek

[Thoughtfulguy68]

I read that on Wikipedia too.

[thcnapluco]

golf is scrap Renault and the Mazda are best

[AllFoamNoBeer]

VAAT ??? she's definately sucking.!!

[OriginalTide]

woo mexican made VWs and dont even compare them to hondas...

[maxou5757]

GTI => Made in Germany and kills every honda.

VW rules

[AlexDidi1988]

@maxou5757

das is ja wohl ein scherz du koffer!

denk amal nach was du redest!

vw is fürn orsch.

vti gegen vr6

civic type r gegen 5er gti

hiniger trottl die scheiß vw verlieren immer!

[Germican68]

@maxou5757 you´re soooo damn right ;)

[nadeems]

@maxou5757

Yea sure.  Made in Germany like apple products are "designed in California"

[maxou5757]

@nadeems Apple produits are DESIGNED in California, Volkswagen are BUILD in Germany ;)

[budask8r]

@nadeems

Golfs and GTI's are built in Wolfsburg, Germany.

[brianpfeifer]

@budask8r

...and mexico, and brazil, and the US...

[Decepticon313]

@maxou5757 got that right!

[Skitlus]

@maxou5757

Except when the dashboard self-ignites. LOL

[thaboss32]

0:20 vtec kicks in, yo!

[sumo67y]

Gti mk5 rule and would piss all over a type R civic

[hoodspeed420]

"a bad day in a volkswagen is better than a good day in a honda" -wise man

[jazminh2626]

VW sucks balls. If you go german go bmw, mercedes or audi. I would rather have a honda (more reliable) than a VW piece of crap made in mexico.

[TheFallenWon]

@hoodspeed420 The good days don't last though because your Mexican made "German" car starts to suffer from assembly issues, related to it's having been manufactured in a defacto Narco Republic. VW's start out nice, handle well and age poorly... Ze Germans only sell the good ones on their side of the pond.

[tmtjosh]

@hoodspeed420 until it breaks down and you have to spend the cost of a civic to replace your tranny...

[mugshotesp]

@hoodspeed420 Cause it will most likely be due to a speeding ticket from flooring it. I love VWs, drove a Jetta Wagon and took curves at nearly 50 mph, didn't feel like anything.

[joshy21able]

@hoodspeed420 I thought it was the opposite to be honest

[MartinMoeller16]

look at mikes teeth when he says "What?"

[Superstroeh]

5:00

[Butzebaer]

is this peter stormare?

[NathanPerrott]

@Butzebaer yup