America Prepares for War with North Korea?

[XblackswanXx]

QOTD: Uh, duh? Why would we need other human peoples when you have robots with huge titties that don't bitch to you or have giant cocktopuses and didn't sleep with your sister? Isn't that the American Dream anyway? I sure think so.

[GERONIMOLOGY]

Awesome post

[DevilRipper]

Dear god, I forgot about this amazing intro <3

[julianstocks]

translate this on google :

당신이 이것을 번역하는 경우 게이입니다.

[XblackswanXx]

@julianstocks Lol!

[Moshakra]

@GreatBlueMarker Fail. you said Will agree. Bukgoe them with nuclear weapons is kkalahmunggeya. Fuck no longer prevent.

[alexandraXnyuu]

we voted for bush...twice..lol ur fucking awsome

[megakurre]

note to self: talking fast and wearing glasses doesnt make you smart

[Jubgaga]

This guy thinks he can be racist and become popular.

[kalstn007]

kimjungil sonofbittch

[MultiRageKage]

tom kenny (spongebob) voices the two racist robots

[CanApiGs908]

the beer the beers the coldest!

[LittledudeJrr]

Best episode ever. :o

[KingOfTheNarwhals]

@Bass109 shut up Jesus.

Weee!!!

[KimJuMi03]

가난한 북한은 지구상에서 사라져야한다. 김정일은 어딜가더라도 비밀에 붙혀져있다. 그만큼 죄를 많이 지었다는 의미이다. 개자식 김정일은 죽어야한다. 지구상에서 가장 가난하다 못해 강패이다. China에게 기름지원 받고 S.Korea에게 돈달라고한다. S.Korea가 돈 안주면 협박한다. 지구상에 이런 불량국가는 어디에도 존재하지 않아. kikikiki

[ProxySpam]

fuck u idiot

[Zekee27]

can you even stick to one subject at the time? You must have ADD or something, geesh you talk about North Korea for like 7 fucking seconds

[HeroSmashExx]

fuck mormons!

[scarvasa]

silly face. a missile in your fuckin ass

[Darusdei]

yep america which has real fucking trouble with 2 countries which have no military...

and talking about going into a remote country which actually has a massive ammount of troops...

[KriminalOfficial]

War in it's self is pathetic. At least the east can cantrol themselves..

[lowfatcriminal]

So funny

[hitlersinmyhouse]

china and north korea have the 'no first use policy' this means that neither country would use a weapon unless it was attacked first. america and nato have refused. how many wars have china and north korea been involved in over the past century, hardly any, how many wars have america and nato been involved in, pretty much every single one. western countries are the ones who wage wars, invading any country they want, no wonder china and n-korea want nukes, to deter america from picking them next

[MrTurkeybird09]

Kims trroops would just give up ,the war would be over before it started

[IronReef77]

lmaaooo this guy is on point. Respect

[iloveyou1997jd]

well techincally with mj and farrah then with billy so close it is kinda in 3

R.I.P all of them :(

[Superchickenman159]

WOO!!! NORTH KOREA FTW!!!

[Maasdam1993]

oh shut up idiot

[joshwakeman]

i loved that diet coke and coke zero quote haha

[lcmpdclan]

transformers as a movie SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

[gevo23balla]

lol its funny how this video was made two years ago, and still so many people watch it now

[TetraGeko]

America would destroy north Korea....we have the entire NATO and they have no one

[SuperRegisteredUser]

Iran will destroy USA in a war.

[109mag]

@SuperRegisteredUser I laughed my ass off at your comment.

[maggie2941]

@SuperRegisteredUser Stupid suicide bomber

[TheRussianv2]

If there were slutty robots like that, human relationships would definitely end :D

[bass109]

Come lord jesus christ and take back this world from evil one! down with evil ones wars and glory to jesus kingdom.

[kearsten18]

im totally in love with this guy!

[779LR]

Russia + China + North Korea versus the USA

Hahaha

[ChiisBalls]

@779LR umm what lol? china wud never help north korea

[KillJoy449]

@779LR

1.Russia is no longer communist and does not get along with the two 2 china said they would not help North Korea 3 It would be all of NATO vs North Korea because of threat of Nuclear fallout 4 North Korea has cold war tech 5 chuck norris the end

[gav161]

This is my favourite sxephil show!!

[TheDHeroMan]

Press and 5 and 7 incessantly while video is playing

[tnc1133]

0:50 lmfao shyt wuz too funny

[emowhore101]

I love how you glasses are slightly crooked, right cuuute :) 

[jkf10311984]

LOL, the intro to this "show" is classic!

[vef444]

This shit is just pointless.

[chrismehaffey]

in her poser intellectual glasses she points out transformers was garbage. this woman would do better in a boy band...BIG UPS!!!

[KaiTheAnimeLover]

@chrismehaffey bloop

[zombieslayer211]

That north Korea WILL start WW3 and then followed by a series of nuclear warheads from Russia,China, Iran, America and so on?

[zombieslayer211]

Just tell me, am I only the only one that thinks

[RedCodeStudios]

yay war my second favorite thing besides porn.

[LakesAndMoonlight]

you again are quite funny in a realistic kind of way :-) x

[thrallskull]

dam i hate cock 0 and i hate obama even more >:O

[CONSTRINGACY]

Its a shame they didnt bomb the u.s that way wed get rid of sexy phil for good!

[sriavatar]

I forgot this started so long ago!! WTF?

[MrPurpleeater]

NOOOO BILLY MAYS!

[wiixbox360mets]

HOMEFRONT THE VIDEO GAME LOOK IT UP

[afuroSAMURAI]

lol coke zero, and yes Americans are crazy >:D

[GiRisMyBysh]

WW1 america saves the day WW2 america wins now WW3 with korea im fucked im gonna die but i love korea but north korea is pretty creepy! D;

[KillJoy449]

@GiRisMyBysh

Which Korea ? there's a North and a South

[GiRisMyBysh]

@KillJoy449 i think north korea is scary i dunno why i like south cause of its music <3 and yes there is north and south korea

[YoBludclart]

America is escalating the problem like they always do. fucking corrupt world all for a new world order for there gain as usual.

[DUNDEEFCSUCKS1]

NK are to scared to start ww3 cuz they know everyone will be against them expect iran

[f30624700]

fuck the America, why always turning the situation to the worst. North and South Korea were one nation, why is the fucking America always trying to instigate others to go to war??? does it bring any good to the world???? fuck them

[limaloloful]

People keep saying USA sucks. Americans say it's great it's better than NK. Seriously? Kim Jong is insane. If you live in USA/ Canada/ UK/ Australia/ New Zealand/ Sweeden/ Norway etc. your life is obviously it's better than NK and the rest of the world. Any of you can whine about 14 trilz of debt but you woke up this morning in a soft bed and whoofed down you corn flakes. Stop comparing the civilized world to NK

[callofputy]

@limaloloful thats deep yo. u tickled my heart. thumbs up.

[jjyzzang8456]

you are so fast talker... i don't understand..

[coldplay9982]

go usa fuck all those communist bastards people are tired from this criminal communist and criminals hole world is on your side

[Armand308]

@coldplay9982

lol :D

[Stingrayhammer95TOCA]

@davideshafer ...so much bullshit being spewed from one source... It's Jackass 3-D all over again!

[7177shane]

dunno if u know...?ur just a stupid asssssss n u need some air to survive n ur lucky dude u have!u talk shit!u didnt talk anything much about Nkorea ur just an exited dude with no conceptions...sorry ur just a loser...any guys please help this dk head!?

[xProudlyCanadianx]

We are not apart of America. Canada and America are two different country's...

[jmwwd]

@xProudlyCanadianx Doesn't matter, we own the world. Canada is just one of our dogs. We tell you boys to jump and guess what you do, jump. Without the US Canada is nothing. Only reason Canada hasn't turned communist is thanks to the US. You Castro fans. down boy down! :-) Only good thing that has come out of Canada is Celin Dion, that's it.

[xProudlyCanadianx]

@jmwwd Haha US own's the world? Yea right... we are allies dumbass you're just an ignorant republican arn't you? "YEAA WE'RE NUMBER ONE"!!! That's all I hear from you oblivous bastard's. Someone should knock some sense into you ignorant douche's. Guess what? Canada supplie's power for all of Eastern Canada and US and we also have the most medical break through's in the world so STFU!

[analantify]

@xProudlyCanadianx yeah but we occupy and extract resources from the whole world! USA NUMBER 1!!!1

[mtb416]

@jmwwd You're right except for Celine Dion. She's actually from Hell.

[nikiichan]

loved this video but the AWESOME intro song was the best x)

[doomguyify]

LMAO Best Opening EVER \o/

[FunEscapes]

uk not in europe we r a diffrent place

[AflacsGotchaBack24]

@FunEscapes UK is in the continent of Europe

[Krushtak]

@FunEscapes The UK is classified as part of the European continent . Its not its own continent, dipshit.

[FunEscapes]

@Krushtak im from britain

oh and an continent is when it is joined together we are not im from glasgow scotland dipshit

[GarrettWillReid]

Coke Zero is way better then Diet Coke though.

[itsaPen15onlysmaller]

where could i stick it in a robot, without hurting my dick.....i think i'll stick to the human

[KimberleyASamuels]

i loved the new transformer movie

[Mr8ballable]

black is the new white

[mrCh3ese69]

@Mr8ballable black is the new shit !

[davideshafer]

Can't go wrong with the original coke baby! But like all good sodas you eventully reach the end. Translation I like Bush over Obama. Thats sounds gross in another context.

[bkeener86]

@davideshafer umm why the hell do you like bush he totally ass raped the country we were 13.4tril in debt before obama was president but obama is worse because the debt has raised to 14.6tril meaning he spent less then bush but yeah whatever.Oh and it's been almost a year & we've not been attacked yet bush in his first term sucked ass so bad & was on vacation so much not to off guard that assholes killed over 3,000 souls,Also he killed the jobs & the economy sir sooooo yeah.

[davideshafer]

@bkeener86 Are you STUPID?!!! I think you are! Obama has gone on more vacations in his first year in office. When Bush did go on vacation he went back to his ranch in Crowford TX. Obama and his wife go on exspensive european vacations, take hundreds of friends and spend like the drunken markist they are. Also Obama reach 1 trillon dollars in spending during his first 6 months in office.

[medog2020]

@bkeener86 Take a grammar lesson. You're a typical dumb yank.

[bjams77]

@medog2020 Actually, most of us are of average intelligence. There just seems to be a high concentration of idiots on the internet.

[lonewolfM16]

@bjams77agreed its not that the internet makes you stupid you just say whats o your mind more readily on the internet so if you are stupid then everyone will see how stupid you are i never get how people are so politically correct then go and say a entire country is stupid i mean just because i live in a certain country i am stupid? same as saying all black people are theives generallizations dont work and even if america had a below average collective iq blacks used to have a higher crime rate

[bkeener86]

@medog2020 sorry you can troll all you want faggot & unlike you i have perfect grammar & always will so go ahead cry bitch because your patheic attempts at geting me to dumb shit down for you will never happen.I could careless if you can't read or understand the english language.Hell i even doubt you can speak six other languages like me you fucking racist hick.No one give's a shit including me that your a american & i'm far superior to you fucking yanks.I'm Italian/Native dumbass.

[medog2020]

@bkeener86 Didn't you say you were going to block me? You're a pussy for trying. Take a grammar lesson. Silly yank.

[bkeener86]

@medog2020 atleast i live in my countrie & what's that? our educational system is better then your countrie's seriously you make americans look like complete fools but no worries any smart americans reading this i know most over there are intelligent :).Medog is just a inbred faggot or as you yanks say he's a fucking hick and/or country man which most over their are racist as shit & dumber then a goddamn insect.Oh wait i apologize medog i forgot that your an insect :D.

[medog2020]

@bkeener86 You're the nigger turned inside out. Typical yank.

[analantify]

@bkeener86 hey our government takes great steps to make sure our education system is unreliable and not affordable, otherwise the people might notice all the shit the corporations in the good ol' usa are up to.

[bluemango28]

is this old?



[Samantha5822]

@bluemango28 ..yes notice its from June 29, 2009...

[shammyrulesalll]

gift youtube it works !! plus this is a good vid :)

[Ryo19zintkd]

lol "...and like most people I like the black one better."

[Nagneto]

Through early morning fog I see

Visions of the things to be

The pains that are withheld for me

I realize and I can see...

[YanCR92]

America did not vote for Bush or Obama,..

The United States OF America did.

[reddexred]

If men like thin seductive women = Explain west Africa!!

[jenkinstien]

@reddexred

Africans aren't ppl

[wirelessjunkhead]

@jenkinstien then what are they? you fucking knobhead racist.

[pickleyou13]

..fuck ur sis, ur mom, and grandmama too bitches!!

[shoshanish]

i think you look better with you classes

[sebias2]

lol i clicked this cuz it was in the feature link... PHILL if u make dvd series of each year ill definitely buy it

[ownerloll]

north ftw !

[TheTollundWoman]

America under Bush was "crazy". North Korea under Kim Jung Il is hell on earth. Have we (Americans) really become so naive that we compare our country to North Korea (and then go on to deliberating over diet coke vs. coke zero...without even realizing the sick irony?) God I hope not. Is it humanly possible to completely lose all perspective??

[a7xwoohoo]

@TheTollundWoman I don't know what the sick irony is, i just laughed because he said he liked the black one better. Can you stop trying to be clever it's boring.

[TheTollundWoman]

@a7xwoohoo

i wasn't being "clever" i was being completely serious

try finding "coke zero" in a country where rice is considered a luxury

and then you can compare america to NK

[TheTollundWoman]

In America if you lose your job you might have to go on food stamps. In North Korea even if you have a full-time job you'll barely be able to keep from starving. You say America is crazy because we elected bush. North Korea hasn't had free elections in over half a century.

[TheTollundWoman]

"people think north korea is crazy...but they forget america's crazy too."

America may be "crazy" in some respects. but lets look at the facts.

In America, if you criticize the government, the government might read your email, and you might even end up on a no-fly list. In North Korea if you criticize the government, you and your entire extended family will be sent to a concentration camp.

[solidcod4]

@TheTollundWoman lol made my day.

[ROBERTSINNEWYORK]

This guy may sound like a fool, but hes no idiot.

[CONSTRINGACY]

No america is stupid.Want proof? Phil cant make a 3 min video without cutting it a hundred times! Is it that hard to talk for 3 mins without having to cut the vid phil?Realy?

[a7xwoohoo]

@CONSTRINGACY It makes the the video more interesting and for people like me with a small brain with seriouse attention issues, it works.

[Svittidiu]

Somebody shoot this guy between the eyes.

[Garguy5]

what a waste of virtual space...

[bwood21390]

No one likes this fudge packer. Obviously a friendless virgin through much of school

[HotZetiGer]

Don`t do it idiots!

[Travass83]

Franco you are a queef

[SKFishAssassin]

Could someone please shut this mother fucker up? fucking space cadet

[gigglesgurl21]

@SKFishAssassin uhm maybe you should stop watching it and your wish will come true

[akira357]

AHA! so apparently making fun of Obama is the "cool" thing to say now...remember a year ago when every fucking youtubers praise Obama like the shaft of Chuck Norris's dick?

hypocrites...they all turn out the same...

[LoudCryProphecies]

NEW WORLD ORDER IS HERE ; REPENT YE INFIDELS

[Baseballmagee]

i'm not going to shit why does America try to be a hero all the time fuck this... im moving to Canada...

[yankeefan1961]

@Baseballmagee Good. Get the fuck out Canuck

[TheMossad921]

@Baseballmagee Because who else will? name one country that would try and defend freedom in the world? France? get real

[Baseballmagee]

@TheMossad921 the sad truth is nobody wont's to

[TheendlessHell1]

@Baseballmagee It's awesome here!!!!!!!!!!!

[HeroeOfPhartia]

@Baseballmagee Umm dude... tecnecly canada is part of america (north america to be precise) now if you'r talking about United States of America thats something else... i think... lol oh what do i know about america? im european -.- viva a europa!!! :D

[Baseballmagee]

@HeroeOfPhartia its like when Europeans call them selves Europeans but there really from the

United kingdom.Or Somewhere else.

[TekBubs]

@HeroeOfPhartia America is no longer a continent. Much like Britannia is no longer a continent. However there IS a NORTH and SOUTH America, not solely just "America". Most people refer to the USA as America because it makes more sense then calling it "United" or "States"

[mtb416]

@HeroeOfPhartia NO, "America" means "United States of America." :YAWN:

[pzdontsaystupidreply]

@mtb416 NO, "America" means "united states of america" IN the "united states of america" however in the rest of the world it's the USA and Canada :YAWN: learn some geography

[mtb416]

@pzdontsaystupidreply By your measure geography differentiates depending on where it is being studied. This is OBVIOUSLY not the case. You're another idiot who has been dealt with. I hope you can come to understand my first sentence. Though, I assume you'll have to read it several times for you to fully grasp its meaning.

[nemisis254]

@HeroeOfPhartia if ur going to be a smart ass spell 'technically' right...douche bag

[iTrollBadStuff]

@HeroeOfPhartia im pretty sure he meant USA, not being racist against europeans, but your comment was retarded

[LittledudeJrr]

@HeroeOfPhartia lol go eat your crumpets and sip your tea you dirty french homo.

[OathOfOdium]

@HeroeOfPhartia No one care queef 

[EddieBrockVenom]

@HeroeOfPhartia Uh no. North America is a continent.

SOuth America is a continent.

That's why they call people from the US Americans.

[FreedomOfTheUSA]

@HeroeOfPhartia Not one of you assholes again.

[pjyg21344]

@HeroeOfPhartia bitch its canada not united canada of america !!!!

[Zekee27]

@HeroeOfPhartia It's funny that you are European and know more then probably most Americans about their own geography

[ARampagingHobo]

@Zekee27 Wrong

[thekid5554]

@Baseballmagee please don't

[thegodofs]

@Baseballmagee Aeh :)

[et384]

@Baseballmagee hmmmmmm......perhaps the whole, "Defending your allies" and "Honoring treaties"

[HousekaterClaudio]

Good to know that there are still people who have a common sense!!!

Good Video !

[2010Nodari]

yea you will go in the war

[tyansasha]

From DPRK to Transformers... do you progressing schizophrenia?

[Yanadolf]

Emergency

[Darusdei]

When has America won something? last time i checked America is getting it's ass kicked by sheepherders in afghanistan...

[1234567loading]

Bush And Barack = Same Shits Different Ass Holes.

[djmatts1]

Slap your'e cock on the table and fuck your girl ? That's good ! America is on a Military Rampage ! We like Black Oil for sure, As long as the Gov't keep's it under $ 3.00 a gallon !

[djmatts1]

Dude, you are good ! Funny as all Hell !

[donoraen]

Do you really think that the average listener is too dumb to understand the in for a penny in for a pound reference and had to put dollar?

[alittleolder]

Actually you only voted for Bush once..

[drlittle123]

this is still my favorite PDS, ever. Period..

[captainroger]

Good place to watch a commentary fight go off.

[peteydakingz]

i cant believe people dont listen to the into.... it says its him blah blah blah... some like it some dont... if u dont like it leave!

[SkylerTheHacker]

Lula me is bee sh00t my pusshi if I cumit Sui sidee lululul me try y iz u beek meen? Dop dat!

[SkylerTheHacker]

Both of you shut the fuck up, probaly 7 years old, considering the awesome spelling of "shotfun" and stop going off topic, it's beek like 2 weeks since you started shut the fuck up. And a roflmaochucknorris video :D ~don't rage me~