Ted and Ralph - part 3 of 4 (from The Fast Show)

[Menegoth]

If anyone's interested, the song playing in the beginning where Ted talks about saving that baby is Tabula Rasa by Arvo Pärt

[Ohfishyfishyfish]

@Menegoth

A great, great, great piece!

[MrBoBoTom]

It's like brokeback mountian if it wasn't shite.

Actually, outside of comedy, both these guys are really good actors. 

[OnePeicePiret]

you know? i'm kinda laughing at the more serious parts.

[zxcvbnm6125]

-It was ME! -No. Excellent!!!

[MattySadler]

"happy birthday ted you old bastard, you shit face yer!... whoops" lmao

[zzebowa]

@MattySadler "...you shit faced yet?"

Shitfaced is an expresion for drunk.

[VengaboysRbackINtown]

I like how Ted's always himself and uch more open around his friends and then Ralph just makes him withdrawn again. :-D

[Eztoez]

when he accidentally called him "dad" then immediately afterwards "ted"

[itsnotmiley]

I think he was actually accidentally gonna call him darling. lol

[AlsoCleocatra]

@Eztoez I think he says "Darl... deh ted."

so more darling.

[RifledBarrel]

Ted says - 'don't ever walk in these woods alone at night sir'.....that's a serious threat for a comedy show

[daddyofjames]

Mrs Teds funeral music is Fantasia on a Theme, by Ralph Vaughan Williams. It's original was by Thomas Taller.

[somerandomdude808]

you heard what I said...

O_O Whoa how BAD ASS was Ted then!!!

[ExidoSutrin]

"You don't think I'm sometimes to hard on your dar-... Ted."

God, that was so cute. I love Ted's little reaction when Ralph almost calls him darling...

[downdavyjoneslocker]

Don't you blame my dog!

[FranBMan]

When Ted puts his arms around Ralph to show him how to fish, I think that must be the closest thing Ralph's had to sexual contact.

He's so childlike and innocent in some ways, you can't imagine he'd be at all experienced.

[xinedee]

can someone post Mrs. Ted's funeral? thank you

[benlu123]

There's always a sad and serious undertone to a lot of these sketches...brilliant stuff.

[newrochellephoenix]

Truly brilliant indeed!

[ExidoSutrin]

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!"

<333

[blackalicious666]

"That's a tree sir!" lol

[paul1979uk]

(((((RALPH!!)))))

[GoodbyeDragonfly]

"It was me, wasn't Ted? It was me!" My favourite scene <3

[birkinsmith88]

At 5:25, I like the fact that Teb is so loose and informal, but the moment he hears Ralphs voice, he freezes!

[VthatsME]

I think he knows Ralph loves him... or he just thinks he is his master..

[tomdoctorwho]

Does anyone know the classical music which is playing whilst ted and ralph are talking at teds' wife's funeral?

[georgesturdy]

adagietto gustav mahler

[tomdoctorwho]

nah that music is from when ted is walking though a field. Im on about last episode of series 3 when ted is outside talking about life and death and that. The music playing then is amazing.

[georgesturdy]

it sounds like ralph vaughn williams music but not sure what its called

[skippyisirish]

someone here said it was elgar nimrod

[tomdoctorwho]

Does anyone know the classical music which is playing whilst ted and ralph are talking at teds' wife's funeral?

[birkinsmith88]

That poem was beautiful

[FranBMan]

Yes, it was, wasn't it? If I was Ted I'd be sufficiantly wooed.

[FranBMan]

You know the bit where Ted puts his arms around Ralph to show him how to fish? Since when did Ted become so comfortable being intimate with Ralph?! Ralphs face is high-larious.

[birkinsmith88]

Maybe he though he could get away with it because fishing is a manly sport...

[dsl1001]

Anyone know what the piece of classical music is at the start of the "shooting party" sketch? (About 3.20 in) It's been bugging me for ages! Thanks

[imnotwesley]

Gustav Mahler's 'Adagietto', the joke is that it was used in the film Death in Venice about a composer who falls in love with a young boy.

[FranBMan]

Ahh, even more layers.