"The Austin Incident" - Doug Stanhope & Alex Jones Live in Texas [2004/8/13]

[donfolstar]

Austin is so cool and progressive.

[TheLeftoverCrizack]

I love Doug but I really wish this would have been Bill Hicks in the middle of this chaos. He'd have cleared the room.

[thSubliminalCriminal]

AND HE'S BREATHING DEPLETED URANIUM!!

[InsaneBillykane]

Im going to the Air Force for free travel.

Pretty much it...and the sex with strangers.

[astagohai]

16:56 "ma'am, you're an anti-comic, please sit down"

dougs reaction nearly killed me. this crowd is on fire

[whiteboynigg]

48:00

[mikesmith007x]

This video pretty much sums up Texas and most of the south. Let those hillbillies secede for fuck's sake.

[DaddyFury]

you build shit you cant afford for people you cant stand

[yellingelk]

On ya Dougy!... ya says it howz it is!

[TheBustedrobot]

why do folks think that if people[usually not them]join the military and are forced into an immortal battle against a country that is no threat to their country that they are more patriotic. a lot of kids die to line some assholes pockets.

[najtrows]

fuck, doug is so good at this. a real comedian in my opinion! and just found out about him tonight.. thank you youtube! :)

[matt1161980]

Bill Hicks did white man bitching alot better than this loony fuck

[darkridr25]

@matt1161980 Very true, but Doug Stanhope handles hecklers way better than Bill did. It's rare for me to see Doug really get mad at a heckler, yet Bill HIcks would go ballistic on some.

They are/were both excellent comedians in their own ways. :)

[QuantumBunk]

You know why he joined the military? Because there aren't any jobs!! Let's get off this fake 'to protect America b.s.!" He joined the military because he's an idiot w/ no clue about life & had no idea what he wanted to do & went in there because it was the only apparatus he could join to give the impression of legitimacy.

[TurismoCoyote]

Handled the crazy crowd like a pro. Guy is a hero

[lagging199527]

That's some heavy heckling.

[JulieIsPissed]

He's got to be one of the most obnoxious human beings I have ever seen. Rednecks suck, even when they make sense.

[caholt83]

@JulieIsPissed this makes no sense, so your not a redneck that makes sense. or youre a redneck that doesnt make sense?

[TurismoCoyote]

@JulieIsPissed You sound butthurt my good sir. Get that stick out of your ass.

[JulieIsPissed]

@TurismoCoyote I'm female, bitch, as I'm sure you can see. And the stick is so far up your ass that it has entered your brain and impaired both your vision and perception in terms of human character if you can't see what this piece of shit really is.

[TurismoCoyote]

@JulieIsPissed He sees life for what it is, and speaks his mind. If that's being obnoxious so be it. With the state of things these days you'd be hard pressed to find people who don't think like him at some level. Now why would you waste your time commenting on him if he's such a waste of a human being? No one here really cares about your opinion, you know. Now go back to the kitchen. Your name suits you, as you are a bitter and miserable old dried up cunt.

[JulieIsPissed]

@TurismoCoyote Aaaaww. Does it bother you so much for somebody else to have the cognitive ability and sense of perception in terms of human character to see through your hero that you have to resort to name calling? Too bad. You are not even worthy of my pity. And fyi, those little digs that come from people like you don't bother me lol. I know what I see when I look in the mirror, and your jealous comments won't change that dipshit.

[TurismoCoyote]

@JulieIsPissed If they didn't bother you, you'd not have brought them up. You resorted to the name calling you insulted me for, so try to stay consistent in your nonsense, and perception of human character is subjective so no I'm not jealous of any illusion of cognitive ability you believe to have over anyone. Those "little digs" are actually just observations of your terrible personality and who really cares what you see when you look in the mirror you narcissistic hag?

[JulieIsPissed]

@TurismoCoyote Looooool. Is that the best you can do? I was just responding to your name calling, you little twit. Nudnicks like you make me ashamed to be a human being. Have you had too much fluoride in your lifetime? Maybe you should stop drinking the water so that you can wake up a little bit and see through this sedition spewing, treasonous piece of shit. Is it the redneck comment about him that bothers you? I can only assume that if it is you are yourself a redneck.

[TurismoCoyote]

@JulieIsPissed Every single thing in that post is unrelated, I see you've run out of anything even remotely resembling an actual argument, at which point this is just a slew of Ad hominems, completely losing any credibility of semblance of intelligence you had. Feel free to keep responding although I won't be, you are a joke.

[JulieIsPissed]

@TurismoCoyote I'm sorry. Does it bother you that I decided to go ahead and stoop to your level? Show me one thing that was "related" in the comments you have been making. If you would prefer we can get back to the facts.

[Kmanflyaway]

This is real stand up

[thSubliminalCriminal]

Am I the only one who was laughing through the first bit?

bravOh

[GiantLeapsSmallSkies]

Alex Jones is such a moron.

[daleva187goligo]

ok jis watch the first 15 minutes thats what i did hahaha... it's funny to see controversy and "out of control scenario" man vs crowd typa thing in a comedy club i.e kramer lmao

[Alliedtonone]

Politicians use the same tactics religions do to brainwash their people. Thats why they wont listen to reason and so quickly jump to fight, just like religious zealots, fight before they think... without trying to fugure out why you feel that way. I know thats offensive for some to see, but its just an opinion

[Neilcourtwalker]

disliking someone for being an atheist is the most ridiculous thing you can say. It's like, hey you don't believe in santa clause?! Man, I fuckin hate you for that. Oh you do believe in santa clause, but I'm sure I will find some other thing you don't believe in-what about unicorns? no, I don't believe in unicorns. Finally, I have a reason to hate you! :-D But seriously, why are believers in god so fuckin deluded?

[PhilMcCahill]

I wish I'd had a chance to be in that crowd!!!!!!!!!

[PhilMcCahill]

"hey you're blowing my buzz" that really is what it comes down to in society----SHUT up he's about to tell a tit fuck joke

[squattrovt]

@PhilMcCahill so true!

[PhilMcCahill]

I love riot level excitement!

[jmaes1111]

love ya doug.

[AxBunny]

I love when he said Jessica Lynch can swing around the brass pole for college money. Effin' great stuff!!!!

[Cylixx3]

Man I hope Stanhope doesn't get shot.

[56jmoney]

We do not appreciate these Siamese twin jokes. They are below the bar!

Yes we do! We love you Doug!!!

[honestcheetah]

omg alex is going to get everyone killed. drowning thirsty horses style. we got to keep peaceful and sell salt or something...

[YourLordVicious]

@honestcheetah yeah yeah yeah.... Lets keep peaceful! Lets lay down on our stomachs with our asses in the air until they stop! We'll make some signs, and get drunk.... that'll fix em!

[TripLikeEyeDo86]

That closing bit about fucking the Siamese twins is unreal and more fucked up than anything Tosh has ever said

[YourLordVicious]

I lurve me some doug stanhope!

[YourLordVicious]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[TheSnather]

"your blowing my buzz" mantra of the United States, and yes I am a citizen of the United States.

[crazydavemma]

Alex Jones looks like a fat Bill Hicks in that. Jones, Hicks, and Stanhope all rock. 

[alchemic85]

Some things Alex Jones says I agree with. He's right about the american government fucking us..

[xHeadbanger1000x]

"Yo baby this shit is so good we gotta get the government in on this shit"-that had me balling lol

[ashman9992]

alex jones what a douche

[Perdomom]

i just love how everybody is unsure wether he's a comic, even though he says he's not. It sounds like he's actually setting up punchlines and then he just keeps plowing through. SADDAM HUSSEIN!

[luciferslight100]

i dont understand why jones is on the same stage as such a funny guy. jones is a homophobic pro lifer , whereas doug doesnt give a fuck and says he would happily suck a dick and has aborted a foetus.  fuck off jones

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

What a dumb bitch i would have kicked her out instantly if i was running that bar. No one cares we came here to hear a comic not your opinion on the war.

[MvnBkwrd]

Do you think Dane Cook would have continued on with the show? Doug still works his normal bits in with the craziness. That's a pro.

[angelbeta]

Damn... Alex Jones went in!!!! hahahaha

[Konicava]

@angelbeta He's a crackpot.

[DasFunkwagen]

FUCK stanhope is so amazing. he has wit i will never possess

[Otzmatron]

this is pure gold.

[scumgod13]

I used to be totally into Alex Jones, believed on what he was intensely but now I'm wondering. Could he be a snitch? Why has he never been arrested.He could be just letting out enough truth that we could find on our own then peppers it with shit just to confuse us.

[getyaboogieon]

who the hell is alex jones?? what an asshole

[zyxek]

I can't fucking stand Alex Jones. He sees patterns where they don't exist. What a waste of a potentially skeptical mind.

[aikijb]

"Thank you Alex et al & cheers" ~ A1 RII SALUTES & BOWS

[zillaje]

wentch

[RubicantX]

Having Alex Jones open for Doug Stanhope is like like having Andy Rooney open up for Richard Pryor- It makes no fucking sense whatsoever!

[softstyler]

Long live Alex Jones.

[Devoti]

this shit is hilarious.

[KMurderful]

Im 15 minutes in to this and wow

This Is Chaos

[rcpubtree]

this guy is the Lenny Bruce of our generation - and he's funny as hell

[chardomania]

...i believe that was jamie kilstein making the introduction at the beginning; jamie's a hilarious counterculture comic in his own right.

[mikeisapro]

By 23 minutes, the negative energy that Alex spread through the crowd was dissipated with the positive energy of laughter that Stanhope created after Jone's left the stage.

[MegaGreengod]

To skip right to Doug:  8:40

[CrotalusKid1]

@MegaGreengod why would you want to?

[daleva187goligo]

@MegaGreengod no jis watch the first 8 minutes and skip tha rest... thats what i did hahahahahahahaha

[CrossCreed4800]

Kind of funny how they just bring up Alex Jones...it's like Bill Hicks without jokes or Noam Chomsky at a comedy show

[ahhhhjjjj]

@CrossCreed4800 Hahaha It's nothing like those things.

[Joris85]

I love how he approaches the camera at 20:30.

[cassiel1212]

BLUE DOLPHIN!

[resteep]

Alex Jones is such a fucking doooochbag.

[tulsondarkfire]

@Gardensandcabins Stanhope incited a riot and then pulled them back from the brink. Such beautiful manipulation.

[tulsondarkfire]

This is beautiful. Simply beautiful. Like looking into the face of an child. So much truth we cant accept it at face value.

[W0BN1AR]

all we're missing is Bill Hicks.

[komedydude]

@W0BN1AR Bill Hicks was a great, Doug Stanhope is still really funny, and way more edgy, although I like Bill a bit better. Stanhope is really funny, though, and he doesn't get quite the attention he deserves either.

[W0BN1AR]

@komedydude I never really heard any of Doug's material until I saw this. I'm impressed.

[AidanMusik]

@W0BN1AR

dude could you imagine Bill was at this show, lmfao

[W0BN1AR]

@AidanMusik it would have been even better.

[lizardkingsajrs]

that two headed baby joke always makes me wanna vom. Your a sick fuck mr. stanhope

[lizardkingsajrs]

you build shit you can't afford for people you hate!

[lizardkingsajrs]

lol poor old shanhope, he looks baffled at times with that audience!

[SwolfsTimmy]

Stanhope is a genius! No more, no less. Just the way he silenced that hating bitch in the public is epic. All the rest after that is an work of art.

[Justinloves23]

they think hes a comedian lol he got eaten alive

[Mad5krilla]

damn alex jones goes hard

[waltersobcheck2]

"this isnt crossfire!" hilarious

[Blackg0d7]

New World Order? come at me bro!

[diazconias]

oh man!, I can´t stend the most of it; I´d like some subtitles.

[ontariobuds]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

[drpeppa2357]

LMFAO, Doug is is the only guy who could be reasonable why being furious, i love it, he's just basking in the chaos.

[Punk13405]

lol wow fuck that drunk bitch

[s8thMPkar98]

doug stanhope is the best comedian EVER! he's so comfortable doing what he does

[smagmauder]

I had never really heard anything by Jones before (saw this specifically for Stanhope), but to me it kinda seems he's Stanhope without the jokes.. which pretty much just leaves an angry, bitter old man.

[BaronVonsFuden]

This is clear now....the guys interrupting Doug are agents...

[AubreyDebrett]

This is bloody exciting. Wish I could have been there.

[LamenSays]

Good stuff.

[ryanluciermusic]

this is fucking madness

[wolhayomg]

you know i always hated alex jones but i finally realized the only reason i hate him is that his character is so believable in this day and age. i have finally come to fully respect alex jones and see why so many of my favorite comedians do as well.

[DaiReborn]

I found "Upstairs Downstairs Head" way more upsetting and disturbing than the near riot at the beginning of the show. What an amazing gig, thank god someone filmed that shit. I would suck Doug Stanhope's cock if it meant I got to see Doug Stanhope's show live, and under his new economy, I'd get that chance.

[Zootmaster]

@SamRaffield he has a radio show that interviews ppl about these subjects almost daily. Check out prison planet.tv it pretty informative and a lot more in depth then this 7 minute rant.

I've got an idea, how about you stop just barking like a little doggie and try to do something yourself?

[vaporarrows]

If anyone wants to know how much of an infantile egotist moron Jones really is, please watch his interview he does with filmaker Peter Joseph. Here is an intelligent sensitive man bombarded with the primitive inclinations of a very very emotionally small man.

[OcularPolitics]

@vaporarrows oh MAN... I saw that back in the day, it actually turned me off of AJ for several months... but while I don't agree with him on everything, I still like Alex.

But I take him with a grain of salt.

I never agreed with him religiously, so it's not THAT hard. I don't mind having conflicting opinions speak to me, it helps you make you OWN opinion.

[mbear14]

@OcularPolitics precisely. AJ isn't right on everything, his emotions get the better of him, but i never zoom in on him for anything, i listen to him with a far off ear. he spreads general information, but his specifics aren't always right. i like his general well-being though. and yes, his interview with peter joseph was unnecessarily rude.

[GompCelticPL]

@vaporarrows Hah it was really lame but you've gotta agree Peter Joseph is a f-ing retard with his Jesus conspiracies, central computers, and collectivism. Seriously the guy advocates 1:1 what anarcho-communists advocate and he's so stupid that he thinks it's weird when people call him a Marxist. I read Locke, Bastiat and Voltaire and support individual liberty, free markets and small government so I don't get pissed when people call me a liberal because I know the meaning of the freakin word.

[vaporarrows]

@GompCelticPL I'll agree that you've clearly demonstrated your complete ignorance of the work of Peter Joseph and TZM. How embarassingly cliche to label him a Marxist communist. Do some research and please don't humiliate yourself. I'll gladly answer any questions you have of the goals of the Venus project. or TZM.

[GompCelticPL]

@vaporarrows See this is the kind of bullshit that you hear from Z-tards. Read about anarcho-communism, new left movement. The idea of getting rid of the voluntary means of exchange aka money or having a central computer that replaces the price system is taken directly from those people. And it's fine to debate it even if it's stupid but you showing unintellectual dishonesty by claiming this is something new totally unrelated to communism. So PJ is an uneducated moron. /watch?v=hxjwBZjADiM

[GompCelticPL]

@vaporarrows And besides he can't even stick to his guns when issued a challenge by people like Stefan Molenoux to debate him personally. He doesn't even have enough balls to admit what he is.

[vaporarrows]

@GompCelticPL PJ posted a thorough response to Stefan on this site. He explains explicitly Stefan's bias and inability to apply any degree of logic or good sense to the "issues" he feebly criticises. Stefan may be sincere in his fear of the technical social solutions provided by The VP/TZM, but that doesn't make him even close to right.

[BannedFrom]

@vaporarrows peter joseph is cool! Some of his claims are actually bullshit but at least he stirs the pot...makes people think.

Alex Jones is $bought$ $and$ $paid for$

[Burnpnac]

@vaporarrows fuck you coward bitch

[SlipAllCityToy]

@vaporarrows

HAHAHAHA

The Peter Joseph vs. Alex Jones video was/is pure comedy gold, they both babbled nonsensically for the whole time and the funniest part was that none of the viewers saw it, because they were busy being butthurt (whether they are totally braindead zombies for Peter or Alex)

[JulesManson]

I loved the Alex Jones introductory rant. Alex Jones is no comedian but he never lets up on his message and for this I appreciate him. America needs more patriots like him. And, Doug is awesome as always.

[ThisPageStaysREAL]

@SamRaffield Alex Jones simply tries to inform as many people as possible about shit that the bulk of the population wouldn't consider Obvious. I dont think he's trying to be the lone man in opposition to the problems of the world, but he does in fact organize groups to protest and draw attention to alot of things he talks about.

[ilovedrainbamage]

President and Vice President right there.

[helltrackrider]

Like #69....Bad Ass.

[AustinCKurtis]

the man the myth the legend....opening for doug stanhope!!!!!

[fahim113]

Alex Jones...what an angry, bitter old man !! We need many many more like him :D

[muddy2]

Possibly the greatest single standup show to be captured on film IMO

[r0wnin]

@muddy2 no refunds, I liked it better, maybe cuz its recent and more topical

[leawood]

Alex Jones was 30 then? He looks about 45 in this video.  Oh, and he's a douchebag.

[bowley4]

he comes and eats at my restaurant all the time!

[AustinCKurtis]

@bowley4 That's awesome!

[libertarianjury]

What kind of hope was that? STAN-hope.  watched the whole thing.

[optimuspaul]

i'm hungover as fuck and 10mins in this...... thank fuck i haver the ability to switch off. I'm liking this guy and i'll watch him some other point, seems to know his shit.... but he is the anti-christ of hangovers

[hotbottom1984]

@optimuspaul hahaha you're right...i had to turn off too after a night of sugary shots and rock gut vodka but i went back and watched it again. Alex Jones really is a smart man but his loud ass voice tends to make u wanna puke.

[libertarianjury]

Fookin' priceless. Doug was right about this...

[IrieEyedJedi619]

It doesn't take Stanhope long to have the audience eating out of his hand...

[symbal777]

lol at alex jones bombing

[AdamBomb669]

AND HE'S BREATHING DEPLETED URANIUM! I just about cried laughing there.

[damres]

this isnt crossfire!

[jcStarkravingmad]

Doug is awesome comedian. Alex Jones is rants of just madness .. not all of it but a lot of it is very off the wall... Skip Jones and watch Doug I guess

[MrBeerbear1]

Alex is brilliant! And Doug is the best comedian alive!!!

[sydneydowful]

I feel sorry for who ever has to live with alex jones lol

[mrbananalee]

@sydneydowful Probably his mother!

[luvaysh]

thanks for posting this. this should be transcribed and published!