Carlos Mencia- Not For the Easily Offended FULL MOVIE

[Karenjamilet1993]

Carlos real name is Ned

does someone know if that's true?

[hugbugification]

i LOVE CARLOS MENCIA! AND I LOVE THEM LIPS OF HIS :*

[hugbugification]

dayofthezen is ddt like if u remember

[fastturtleshoney]

carlos is awwwwwesome yay dee dee dee

[wyecee]

Carlost Dunceia = Da shit (dat b staaaaaaankin'"

[ThEmOsTpRoMiScUoS]

he's awesome, but he's wrong about add (the bullshit disease xP), its god damn real, and theres no cure, cuz actually ur mind works differently than other peoples, and the pills just help normal functioning (if you want to be a fucking zombie, cuz u will lose yourself). but yeah some kids are just lazy and some parents are just stupid xD

[Bable012]

I miss his show

[Severe777]

and he's hilarious. :)

[Severe777]

nobody cares if carlos steals jokes, he uses them a lot better then the morons he steals them from.

[guadiz1]

i love you carlos!!!

[robertgaudlitz]

actually, the african slave trade was largely monopolised by muslim arabs.

[primer5546]

alot of this is copied from other comics

[robertgaudlitz]

@primer5546 that is how comedy works.

[metalistsoldier]

i want to watch that nike commercial

[yousuck2013]

nigga in a box

[pennstatefan]

"I have 4.6 GPS!" LMAO!

[jessicaballesteros12]

i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ee this

[ipokesmotalot]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[ozzyman1203]

This is ozzyman's wife and you people that don't laugh are what is fucking up this country.... oops sorry I just borrowed that from carlos but it's soooooo fucking true . laugh a little even if it's at your own expense but don't blame Carlos at least he does bring some laughter to some people...:-)

[iBEASTi1]

how does this only have 96 dislikes. cmon people shes a bitch and she steals jokes

[TheMrRanz]

@iBEASTi1 roughtly how much of his material is directly stolen and how much of it is similar

[lotrman91]

is it just me or does he sound really really drunk??

[edwardestewal]

watch movie at bit.ly\y4DrvA

[nickigal1703]

Ohh sure like u guys could do much better?! NO U CAN'T so get over yourselves! Sure he steals jokes but honestly there are only so many jokes out there so shove it. Leave him alone!

[rodthepimp]

Carlos Mencia steals jokes! I hope he dies a horrible death real soon.

[TheMrRanz]

@rodthepimp you'll will have to wait, he's in great shape

[ironmaidensupreme]

The microchip,save yourself!

[XxxBloodRedRosexxX1]

For Those Who Know Jeff Dunham Doesn't He Sound Like AJ (Achmed's Son)

When He Does The British Accent? xD

[5033481boy]

hes telling the truth about that add and adhd some kids in my class have it like 5 our of 40 student and our class is so easy we get spelling tests i dont mind but come on arent we suposed to learn wtf are we doing spelling tests in 11th grade even the vocab is easy but idk it takes them like freakin the whole class period to answer 20 questions 12 spelling 8 vocab while the other 35 students get a 40 question test and finish it in like 20 minutes

[Terminalxshow]

hey you forgot about the micks = (

[naoshad94]

The bit about white people fucking with animals is stolen from Gabriel Iglesias

[renren225]

@naoshad94 diffrent people though. gabriel was talking bout a accident that happened at a zoo. carlos was talking about sigfried n roy

[BIGTXX77]

@naoshad94 As much as I LOOVE Gabriel...I have to say I think you're wrong...this comedy concert was filmed about 7 years ago...before most people had heard of Fluffy (I could be wrong...but I don't think so)

[casanovakid55]

"aww youre gunna make him cut the grass?"

"well hes not gunna do the fucking taxes!!!!"

well DUH. thats for the Jews to do.....

[aaronallmighty122]

part 19:58 is awesome

[aaronallmighty122]

part 15:28 is the best lol xd

[isaiah0137]

yawn.........



[Pat0p]

0:04 ladies semen?

[imoya65]

hahahahahahahahaha a mexican affording a plane

[cmau14]

I'm Indian and I I fucking loved the part when he talked about the difference between Indians and Arabs

[4TrollingU]

What did the guy in the backround say at 4:25 and at 4:50 i didnt understand?

[fipsfoxy]

fuck fuck shit fuck - motherfucker - fuck shit fuck fuck - fuckin motherfucker - fuck fuck fuck.....

*yawn*

[Mottahead]

My motherfucking hero.

Fuck motherfucking politically correct shit in the ass.

[Nokia09191980]

U need to work on u Jokes................

[m4pleSyrup]

rubles are russian currency

and shekels are isreali

not arab

[pollo1689]

i give you that credit... i want to congratulate you for having the balls of saying the things people dont want to hear but are true.... great stand up and video 

[pollo1689]

I was laughing my ass off he is a great comedian i am a mexican citizen and let me tell you that not all the best mexicans are there...I think its the easy way to get through life but as you said in your stand up you betrayed your country by changing your nationality instead of trying to improve your own country...me i am a student of international relations and international trading and seeking to represent and improve my country (México the 14th economy of the world) but bro you are great...

[TheEmochick566]

RAWR tiger fuckin gone

[TheEmochick566]

I hope a white tiger just comes up and RAWR eats you XD

[VitorOliveiraInc]

if u dont like the video, dont watch, and furthermore, dont comment! And if you do like it, enjoy!

[motallica500]

nigger does not mean, black person....nigger,nigger,nigger­,nigger. get over it

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

1. see carlos mencia vid

2. pause video before it starts

3. thumbs down

4. move on to next video

[Daski69]

Fucking brown little midget monkey tainting the name of Europe and the rest of the world. Europe has not won the war since the Europeans that are now American left? Well, we've been fighting ourselves and one side has always won, obviously...

The fastest nigger in the world is Jamaican.

And you are a fucking little brown bandit from Mexico, a passport and limited English doesn't make you an American.

EUROPE FOR EUROPEANS

HEIL HITLER

[sarashellsing]

i find him funny but not the ADHD bit i have that shit it's not fun to live with and he knows fuck all about it.

[megaman01001]

I have never been so completly entertained. especially by the truth. THANKYOU

[megaman01001]

Fuck you I'm A TIGER!

[MrPrescription]

1:48 before I had to turn this wack ass shot off

[TheOffenda]

I love when ppl bitch that he rips off other comics lmao. All I'll say is....

Dane Cook

Robin Williams

T. Bubba Bichol

Bill Cosby (He admitted it tho)

Milton Berle

Dennis Leary

Tough shit. Quit your whining and just let it go. Personally I value the PERFORMANCE over the joke.

[pilledout]

hey carlos thanks for doing what u do and saying things most ppl are too afraid to say im so tired of ppl being offended over stupid shit

[KimmyNoelle]

You could play a drinking game with this video. Everytime he drops an f-bomb you have a shot

[BPECA1]

Fuck anybody who's offended.

[CurryProd]

wtf he ripped off kat williams so much..

[lyzeman]

Loved the nike bit :D

though McDonalds, KFC and Chili's has been around here before 9/11

[bert14000]

this is comedy for "assholes" and i laughted the whole vid xd

[RioEllington]

"That's like Deh-deh-duuh with deeh-deh-deeh on top of that shit!"

DIED LAUGHING

[NewWaysMusic]

lame



[mayaha200]

ahahhahahahha he great!!! XDDD

[SoulObject]

that was absolutely inspired... i propose that george carlin was around for at least part of this...at least in spirit.

[TheBlondie352]

Damn people just STFU because crlos is a comidean and wsays whats on his mind and it makes people laugh soo you got a problem with it and thinks that hes dick just DONT WATCH THE SHITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

[NinjaAssasin1024]

if you dont like it.DONT WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO.i am hunda olla aminish ding and i approve this message.

[savan30]

fuck this joke stealer. make up your own shit carlos. that's why your ass fell off the map son

[GamingHindu]

Im a hindu and that shit gets really annoying. :P

[TheAyoopeanut]

@GamingHindu this why its for the easily offended dumb ass dont come watching this video and saying your shit.read the title first

[GamingHindu]

@TheAyoopeanut ur a fucking idiot u seen the part where he said they confuse hindus with the muslims thats wat i was talking about.

[Tfmusicmaker]

Fuck you Mencia .. You bitch and your goverment cheese.

[bogdan1114big]

my hero !!!!

[MrRockjock13]

That nigga don't drink kool-aid LMAO.

[skillcosby88]

i used to think carlos mencia was funny, but then i took... WAIT, i never thought carlos mencia was funny

[MrRockjock13]

@skillcosby88 then don't comment. WTF?

[ToolsnFire]

@skillcosby88 carlos mencia does great stand up comedy performances. He's entertainingly engaging. He does great expression.

[beauhopkins1]

I wonder what people would say if Carlos was white?

[2pencilfan]

What does he keep repeating in Spanish? Like at 0:29:32

[DragonForceRider]

what does he mean by GPS in 14:15?

[drowndingpool]

@DragonForceRider he said that instead of gpa to catch the stupid ppl in the audience

[MISGUEVSFORYOU]

CARLOS MENCIA IS GREAT AS A COMEDIAN AND AS A PERSON, GREAT HART, FELICIDADES CARLOS, SIMPLEMENTE EL MEJOR.

[BigDirtyBasterd]

Nike just do it! LMFAO..

[TheGrimreaper66613]

4.6 gps lmfao

[MillenniumRequiem]

You gotta love stupid people, they give the rest of us entertainment. ;)

[MissImprobable]

Bahhahhahaahaha !! XD fuck yoi bitch, i'm a fucking tiger ! XD and u ! U fucking pussy fucking fag tiger . Why are u listening to thes fags?! They dont even like pussy! XDDD

[moonshinewitch404]

Great! Now I gotta look for 5to12kidnapper's comment to know what the hell is going on!

[apigbenis009]

@steveandant I'm black and I love the word nigger. I say it all the time, cause' I know what it really means. There's a difference between black people and niggers...I think nigger describes 5to12kidnaper perfectly

[TheSchloesser]

@apigbenis009 As a white man who grew up with black people I'd like to say amen to your comment. Know your history, and the true meanings of words.

[eatingairplanes]

I wonder if all that hitting himself in the head with the microphone is going to leave any long term brain damage hahaha

[eyeMopUC]

He plays a good retard

[TheFloridaBorn]

LMAO

[drewdoc2002]

Hmm, I wonder if yall would think it was ok if he was black...then could he say nigger and get away with it?

[steveandant]

@drewdoc2002

he breaks everybodys balls, this country needs to learn to laugh at things and not take everything to heart

[robcampbell67]

@steveandant THAANK YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MY FRIEND

[drewdoc2002]

@steveandant I couldn't agree more, its a sarcastic comment...meaning why souldn't it be ok to speak your mind and everybody laugh

[MrRockjock13]

@drewdoc2002 amen brother...amen.

[mymarkis666]

@drewdoc2002 Obviously? I don't see your point.

[vicnb91]

@drewdoc2002 he said nigga not nigger theres a big!!! differents ... damn man you gotta pay att.

[shadowfene]

@vicnb91 DIFFERENCE. Difference. Nigger.

[Joshua31189]

HE's funny as shit i love him and he's just telling the truth he's being real about everything he says and if you dont like him saying the N word then dont fucking watch it the title explains it all NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED that means if you dont like what he says dont fucking watch it thats pretty plain and simple and if you want to be a fucking idiot about it go fin a blog and bitch about it fr 3 days becasue your a fucking dumbass

[temps105]

He's funny but I wish he didn't use the n word.

[eatingairplanes]

@temps105 did you read the tittle of the video?

[steveandant]

@5to12kidnaper

and ur probably black

[5to12kidnaper]

@steveandant im not black u racist basturd

[youngcrowda]

Is it just me or did he say nigger on that Oakland joke?

[acjhns21]

@youngcrowda Yeah he did but, he's right though. That's why I didn't have a problem with him saying it.

[metalscrapper12]

 im stupid and i know it

[DUKE3111x]

The written text is perfect and Carlos interpreted it and acted on it just right.

There is not a single work to be taken out or should be put in the whole hour of what he is saying.

I want to see his live show.

[blackrhapsodies]

killed it! More than funny REAL. Motivational comedian.

[Yasminbby1]

Thats a good Mic. ! It survived many hits ! lmao

[me0wm0use]

okay for you people complaining about joke stealing... its actually a clever way for people to be like, "oh, _____ said that" and for other people to be like, "oh that was funny, I should check that other person out" they're promoting other comedians. all of you and your damn thick skulls, shut the fuck up and actually think about shit before you complain

[MuddleThrough4yrs]

Well...it's closer to - Asian parent: "If your report card has one B, you get beat with bamboo stick." *whap whap*

[Wakipenda]

thats why Mexico doesnt have a good Olympic team..cus all who can swim, run or jump are already in the States...

[jakeo96]

fucking joke stealer

[666CombatArms]

And yes I added 'th' to some words on fucking purpose.

[666CombatArms]

God damed liberal kool aid drinking mother fucking dumb ass mother fuckers.

[me0wm0use]

@666CombatArms im gonna use that xD

[666CombatArms]

You guys are the little mother fuckers sitting in the crowd going 'Thath not funny Carlos. No you don't underthtand...' Well you know what... HOW'S THE FUCKING HOPEY-CHANGY-THINGY WORKING FOR YA' NOW BITCHES?!?!?! I am a fucking white male caucasian with ADHD and I FIND HIS MOTHER FUCKING JOKES FUNNY!!! So Either get-rid of the FUCKING YELLOW HELMET AND ACCEPT THAT THE SHIT IS FUNNY BECUSE IT'S TRUE... OR STOP FUCKING WATCHING.

[666CombatArms]

"You will love about 90% of the shit you here, but inevitably, there will be one joke you will not like and you'll think, 'You're a fucking ass hole' IT'S GONNA' HAPPEN. That's inevitable. And so you don't get all god damn serious about it remember, I'M AN IMMAGRANT, I VERY STRONGLY BELIEVE IN FREEDOM OF SPEECH." Dumb asses.

[666CombatArms]

Fuck you all he's fucking funny as HELL. You obviously are just so fucking ''sthupid'' to have heard THE MOTHER FUCKING BEGINNING!!! QUOTE ON QUOTE, "One thing you should know about my show for those of you who have never seen my show before."LISTEN THE FUCK UP HERE KOOL AID DRINKING MOTHER FUCKING LIBERAL ASS HOLES.

[shimmerelle]

He's good...at making fun of everyone...and I sit here laughing...and I am of mixed race...black and white.

[eshyoboy]

OMFG NIKE !

[stacystacks1]

I don't care about all the jokes he stole...he's just an unfunny motherfucker that's the most important thing...

[0k33r]

Stole Katt Williams joke blatantly! Jeez he was good when he started but now he is just ripping off other people's jokes. Now he's cursing a lot to make up for it?

[scream41810]

Nike.... Just do it!!!! LMAO....

[herbnaga]

I see alot of people saying he stealing jokes. I dont hear anything from Russell Peters acts. This guy is more in your face than most comedians.

[BlackMagikPumpkin]

i like this beaner. hes alright with me

[harmeetjohal]

90% of jokes are from russell peters...

[wbgoaf]

I was really enjoying this for about 10 minutes, now I just think he sucks for some reason?

[able506]

yea this guy isnt funny or edgy he just takes other peoples jokes

[Punisher96100]

I discovered this at 3:30 in the morning. I got new jokes for school now

[TheCrazyrok]

Viva Mexico funny ass hell just do it lol

[kingreaper404]

im white, find him funny, and dont give a shit if he "stole" jokes, theyre not copywrited in any shape or form so no1 gives a shit

[loudmusicforever]

@kingreaper404 i'm with you 100%

[ketsuekiblood]

thief

[jcoffee180]

He steals jokes. True story. And if you aren't a mexican, you don't find him funny.

[Dippingjay1]

I have ADHD. And with the low ass standard, I am failing 1 of my classes and just passing the other 3. Does this make me retarded?! xD

[THEskarlitto]

All the people who dont like this are exactly the ones he's talking about

[maureseandrewjenkins]

dude, black ppl dt get mad at the fact other races say nigger... just at the ignorant fucks who think were gonna get mad and then call us koons... hahaha

[TheCarvingman]

hilarious lol XD

[TheSexyGodess]

why hasnt this had more likes, this is epic



[ThisBeAlexandriaa]

Had me at Michael Jackson..

[whiteboynigg]

noooo dont have fucking kids

[735461479]

this s#$t is funny :D

[HipHop1995CB]

kinda fucked up but all true!

[camraman18]

he looks like eric form classroom hi eric u better put on your helmet

[jacobthekilllerjoker]

25:13 funny as hell

[MrRockjock13]

im a nigga and I love this f***** spic.

LOL

[mathewyanik]

its september 11

[volaris90210]

This guy is hilarious!

[theothermexican1]

''LET'S GO GET SOME FRIED CHICKEN IN OAKLAND.

''THOSE NIGGERS ARE CRAZY!!THEY RUN REALLY FAST AND THEY CHASE YOU!!

[MrCharming212]

he really aint dat funny i thought he was but he really aint

[jeezusallahchrist]

@MrCharming212 Yeah he's not funny at all...in fact he's known to use other peoples material.

He's just loud fat and lame

[acjhns21]

@jeezusallahchrist What comic or entertainer doesn't use material from the past and rehash the material.

[crazyp3rs0n]

18 kids and counting....mexican style

[mAy51496]

LOL