Best Italian Pick-Up Lines, Part 1

[guitarfingers65]

how do you say......i got kicked in the nuts by an italian model cuz i didnt practice italian enuff

[PILFmixtures]

chi cazzo è, il papa???sembra il papa!

[Kellywa76]

This video just completed my life.

[Weloveit95]

Marcello is the best :D

[lianahain]

I am laughing so hard I am crying and my mascara is running.

[nestasio]

oh my geeesh! if you haven't read his mysapce you are (in his words) 'nobody' :D :D Heroes

Marcello Mastrantonioni (my father), Marcello Mastrantonioni (my grandfather), Marcello Mastrantonioni (myself), and all the little Marcelli I have fathered, wherever they may be. ( this guys a fucking legend! :) so funny.... but i wonder, is he really a photographer?? i can't take him seriously enough but i wouldn't be surprised if he was :) what a guy! :D

[0cello]

Yes sir, I have listened well and now will make fine, passionate and steamy love to some random stranger in a car! Very humorous. Btw I'm a girl, still find it very funny. Go fly with your many top models!

[zulusafari1]

i love you!!

[kevinelruler]

mierda cuanto ego tiene este tipo

[zulusafari1]

@kevinelruler

sei celoso!!

los celos...es un tipo macanudo y con algo que no todos tienen:

sentido del humor y capaces de reirse de si mismos

El temor al ridiculo!

Auguri caro

[kevinelruler]

@zulusafari1 tranquilo, el me entretubo un buen rato y hasta rei, de hecho me parece agradable.

[mariobros616]

yea im gonna fuck a girl infront of everyone. unless its a joke then i was lmao.

lol get ur ass arested if i follow this advise but i like ur vids.

[zulusafari1]

@mariobros616

nobody can help you unless you help yourself mate

and already by the way you "wish to relate" to a woman

well, sounds like very primitive and ladies like to be seduced

darling

HUGE DIFFERENCE

CAPISH...?

Do not think so

[mariobros616]

@zulusafari1 no no no i understand but that "word" can mean the same thing sometimes, and in this case i meant the same thing. sorry about that. but doing what he said to do...thats just creepy. but i laughed so...

[zulusafari1]

@mariobros616

No worries: point taken: tks for clarifying

Look...he is joking....and he is FUNNY...taking the micky out of the Italians

and also playing the fool: we need humour and it relaxes us...even if

we thin: what a fool!! Yeah ...I can imagine a guy trying to seduce or pick

up a woman in the way he suggests...certainly, most women would turn

around and say GET LOST !

Have a great evenning/day where-ever you might be!

Regards from Melbourne

[mariobros616]

@zulusafari1 thanks you. have a great evening/day wherever you are too.

[zulusafari1]

@mariobros616

ciao mario

qui a Melbourne/Australia e la domenica.....ma per te...Buonna Note

Grazie....Auguri

[mariobros616]

@zulusafari1 im just learning italian so what i made out of that was " hello mario, i am melbourne in austrailia, good night thank you. sorry my italian isnt very good ;(

[dbrn84]

idiota

[ServeChilledCarina]

Grandissimoooooooooo!

[zulusafari1]

Marcello Maestroianni!

mi fai sempre ridere....carino sei

Non so si bello perche no ti possiamo vedere tuoi occhi azzurri

Man non important....va bene cozi

Sempre parla di fare l'amore....ah...Marcello ha fame!!

[IchBinRainAir]

your such a funny poser, but you are fun! I keep on laerning italiano

[baldes]

Ahhahah Marcello you need to come in italy for a while to learn to speack !! you're funny man !

[zulusafari1]

@baldes

Marcello e adorabile

[baldes]

@zulusafari1

"Marcello è adorabile" ;)

e is and

è is is

great difference :)

[zulusafari1]

@baldes

darling my nails are very long and ....well, in the country where I currently live actually The official

Language is English.....but, I can speak a few.....

So, grazie tante per la tua.....gentileza

Sempre avanti

God Bless you dear

[baldes]

@zulusafari1 I understand that, and i understand also that you want to learn italian for that i corrected you...

if you want i correct also gentileza that is written gentilezza only zio zia zii is with one z ;)

[zulusafari1]

@baldes

Gentilezza!

Grazie carino ...sei molto gentile

Bravo e sono molto contenta d'avere la tua aiuta

Thanks a lot!!

Merci Bien

Arigato

Danke

Obrigada

Muchas Gracias!

[baldes]

@zulusafari1

We can continue if you want,

la tua aiuta ------> il tuo aiuto

cheers !

[zulusafari1]

@baldes

grazie tante ...sei gentilissimo!!

[pincobox]

marcello sei un frocio e sei pure brutto, sei un idiota, sembri ubriaco e non sai parlaere ne inglese ne italiano|!

[micialicia]

marcello can't speak italian! I'm italian and he speaks italian like an american!

[zulusafari1]

@micialicia

bravo e tu ....how do you speak English my dear?

what accent have you got?

Napoletano?

LOL

[DomiSs]

i love your videos, the best videos i've ever seen.

[zulusafari1]

@DomiSs

also myself....he is great

molto bravo!

He has humour

Many do lack it....unfortunately! brutti...brutti 

[Jo5ue1]

Come mai non hai la sua musica triste più?

[emmaaargh]

haha ma sei pazzo.

i love your videos they're so funny, and your slow, simple italian helps me learn so much. thank you!!

[foxx2222]

Grazxie, marcello!

I keep waiting for the music, it's kind of sad, not to hear that moody theme.

perhaps you are composing some suave new hit for the soundtrack?

WB, you're a great teacher, maestro.

[dimitriosart]

Thanks Marcello! Would be nice to also have Italian subtitles along with the English ones so I can understand your Italian better. Ciao.

[zulusafari1]

@dimitriosart

il signore vuole troppo!