Lee Evans On Women, Pebbles, Candles & Cushions

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

240p we meet again

[Blokeybo]

im not CHARLES FOOKING DICKENS!!

[1996bradster]

were drowning yeh but theres a nice smell of jasmin XD LOL

[jackh229]

Global warming...BOLLOCKS!!

It's in our fucking lounge. XD

[MultiMontavia]

where do you go on the weekend, fucking skimming, brilliant

[BlueThunderFlik]

Can anybody else hear a touch of Welsh in Lee's accent?

[bekcs]

@BlueThunderFlik I think he has welsh heritage...

[gothshinobi]

@bekcs his dad is welsh.

[TheJMK08]

Go on woman romance

[lewisrlambert]

@TheJMK08 ok.

[coolmatty2k10]

SOOOO fucking hoot



[SeannWalshIsNom]

NO! That's it! I'm fucked!

:')<3

[Sims2Yognaught]

Who wouldn't want to marry Lee?

[ahtartersauce101]

Wow a skit about change rolling on the ground that's actually funny, one word people Lee Evans = GENIUS!

[farmgirlize]

Aha i literally pmsl when he said "it's like a lowcut scould!" ahaha!!

[TheHudderz]

not even lying my mum has pebbles for show :L :')

[Sims2Yognaught]

I saw him on dr who and mousehunt and didnt know it was him LOL

[oasisinme24]

00:37

[hansenbee123]

240p...we meet again...!

[missdarkangelxxx]

hes so fucking funny Best comedian ever

[TheBlindingSun]

1. click on cc

2. click on transcribe audio.

3. skip to 00:48

4. LAAAUGH :')

[nathan9903]

to be a real man you must watch 240p atleast 10 times

[haloguy80884]

* Woman coming out of bath*

Lobster: F###.. THAT!

Funniest line ever!

[quinns33]

WERE DROWNING...... yeah but there's a nice smell of jazmyne!

[MCFCRuss]

this lad has my sister down to a f@cking Tee LMAO

[repodan12]

people who dislike these videos r the people who search for people who swear fucking assholes

[newmovies0189]

03:43 fucking lol

[AbsintheGirl27]

I'm just creating a mood

Well you fucking got me in one

Hahahaha, classic

[Sophieeeyy]

I have this DVD and I watch it every night and it never bores me! Lee Evans is a fucking legend =)

[vishal676]

lol the penalty spot

[MegaWhizbang]

dam cant wait to see him live drip,drip,drip

[Axium2k11]

Cuz women like to have there bath water... Soooo Fuckin' Hot! XD

Even a Lobster would go "Fuck, That!"

Where's a men get into the bath after... Whilst Holding there Bollocks above there head...

"AHHH, AHHH this's so Fucking romantic"

[SpectacularPodcast]

Small enough to wipe your arse on!

Lol that's hillarious.

[LittleMonsterPaws1]

*Scatter cushions, scatter cushions* hahahaha

[MoKoMa82]

240p we meet again

[nicmullen]

get well soon

fuck you!!

[zogXoX]

His laugh lol :D

[mrwerty1000]

clearly filmed with a banana...

[jashsdn]

20p: COME ON, WE CAN DO IT, WE CAN DO IT

50p: NO, THATS IT, I'M FUCKED

XD FUCKING HILARIOUS! LEE EVANS THE LEGENDD!!!

[PhoenixBird1983]

I first saw this guy playing a sailor in The 5th element and I was like: "he could be a great comedian!"

[MissEllenMarie1]

i'm in tears here :'D

[grimreefer1]

switch the light on love im trippin!!!

[iiReGx]

' switch the light on love im not CHARLES FUCKING DICKENS! '

[hattierepo]

i like it where hes talking about the change

[lalalandzyx]

my dad was there he has been to every one of his shows

[MixtapeWeekly]

@lalalandzyx so on the big tour, he went to EVERY venue he played at

[onecarefullownerful]

how would the wife be creating global warming if shes nt even lightin da candles?

[afcliverpoolpennos]

25 people are gay :L

LEE EVANS IS FUNNIER THAN YOU 25 PEOPLE

WILL EVER BE XD

[MrKainan123]

niples



[Mitchaldo1]

Such a frigging legend, can't wait to see his next tour in october, better be as good as this one lol! great upload!

[blahdiblah2010]

FORM YOUR OWN BEAAAAAAACH AHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tombocontrol1994]

even a lobster will go FUCK THAT!

[XxDangerDaysxX]

IM NOT CHARLES FUCKIN DICKENS! hehe, funny man.......

[androidgirl86]

I love how he makes real life situations sound sooo funny

[lookitzjoe1]

ahhhh nonononono!! ahhhh nono!!

[misspaparoachx3]

going to see him in october! cant wait :D

[27lozza]

"There small, small enough to WIPE YOUR FUCKING ARSE ON!!!!"

[xlolapopx]

"even a lobster would go like tht.......f*ck tht"

Evans is a true hero of comedy without a doubt!!

[cole003f]

@xlolapopx im proud to have seen lee live on the first show of the big o2 tour in 2008

[MichaelWebb100]

@xlolapopx no no no its "even a lobster would go...........fuck that!

[tomroper95]

24 people are allergic to sweat

[dragonkill5]

thumbs up if you think that lee evans is fucking comody legand!!!!!!!

[iAmLauRawr]

people need to stop commenting down his jokes.. it ruins the vid -_-

[daisies11100]

@iAmLauRawr its called having fun and loving the vidio, just ignore it and dont read them next time

[iAmLauRawr]

@daisies11100 wish i could, but even if i scroll to the top. they are right below the vid. and it spoils the jokes.

[missdsalvatore2010]

oh, look i got a card, PAPER CUT! watch that wall! fuck! had me laughin for about 10 minutes!!

[munchette22]

my fave one yet <3

[krouser800]

The guy is just awsome funniest guy evar lol

[munchette22]

possibly his best bit yet

[davidconway001]

Hes a legend so so funny cant wait 2 see him live :D

[gerboy9111]

im just creatin a mood ... wel ye fukin got me in 1 :D :D such a legend 

[95KathyC]

haha does his wife not get angry at him just bitchin about her all the time lol

[LoxiDays33]

"Right, you, FUCKING HOME" LMAO

[CODkillers123]

I loved all of it but most of all I loved to padded card joke "oh I got letter PAPER CUT WATCH THAT WALL" :D LMFAO

[dannon321]

my nan has a light switch that doesn't work :L :L :L :P :P :P

[dannon321]

My nan has a light switch that doesn't work :L :P

[elviraKEB]

just too funny.

[garraofthesandful]

even a lobster would go "fuck that"

fucking brilliant



[AileyAstonished]

23 people drowned in candles.

[hoorunning2k7]

Switch The Light On Love, Im Tripping, Im Tripping Looooooooooooool.

[prophets77]

im not CHARLES FOCKING DICKENS!

[Destinye1999]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooool

[oxtaver]

thumbs up if you LOVE how he says 'Cushions'

[NinjaStarfish94]

Scatter cushions - the only thing we call them in our house now XD

[LivingwithRobots]

Lobster - FUCK THAT!

[VICTORIAvampireMETAL]

i like pebbles candles and cushions but still burn the candles..and dont collect pebbles O_O thats just wierd...they're pebbles plenty of them...and as for scalding bath water, can't stand it...rather have a bath of ice :P

[ElectriicHeartss]

I love Lee Evans ;)

[thecoookieblues]

23 people who watched this video are women who like pebbles, candles and cushions

[AmyOfHell]

@thecoookieblues ...?

[Laily1996Chocolate]

@11CandyLand omg i know some people can be so stupid, i said it first people!

[MultiMelissa10]

our planet's heated up 5 degrees in the past 10 years

CANDLES, that's what it fucking is, our candles

[ddaanniiixx]

FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!

[laurenwylie98]

you can make it come on your doin it.... im f****d :L lol

[glitcher3456]

switch the lights on love, im not charles FUCKING DICKENS

[BAMitzsoph]

SWITCH YOUR LIGHTS ON! but .. they look so nice without them.

[01103]

there's something about Marry????

[lexiasmummy]

scatter cushions, scatter cushions...there small, who made these the borrowers?!?, there small, small enough to wipe ur F*cking arse on....haha

[resident19guy]

Respect to Lee Evans. Funny, but more importantly a genuinely decent human being.

[misscurlybop12345]

we're drowning

but theres a nice smell of jasmine

[misscurlybop12345]

there small, small enough to wipe ur fuckin ass on! lmao

[misscurlybop12345]

i luv the way he changes his voice when he says fucking dickens it like im not charles FUCKING DICKENS

[MrNeuroToxin597]

watch you come in the bath completely naked and get in Whilst holding you bol*cks above your head LOL

[MrNeuroToxin597]

A low cut fcking scold , even a lobster would go FCK THAT !

[MrNeuroToxin597]

I come out the bathroom in the morning and theirs a bloke with a metal detector

[kizzleDON17]

his laugh is soooo funny i love it

[kizzleDON17]

thats it im FUCKED lol 

[Destinye1999]

im not charles FUUUU******ING DICKENS

[OverFlow407]

2:24 - 2:30 - snm.

[sme1ems]

All of my 10p coins are like Torvald and Dean!

[MSHOOD123]

Ffin hell! I cried and laughed at the same time...

[justinbieber2050]

even a lobster would go fuck that ! :D

lee evans you are a ledgend !

[MrsAckles09]

Global warming?! Bollocks, it's in our lounge!

[LKMedia59]

"Im not CHARLES FUCKING DICKENS!!"

LMAO XD

Lee Evans....what a legend!!

I can't wait to see him in october. I have seen this live performance soooo many times and it gets funnier every time i watch it!!! XD

[The343Player]

@LKMedia59 I hope to see him in October as well.

[chewindafat019]

ITS TRUE! WE ALWAYS GET THE FUCKIGN TAP END!

[ajones111291]

Whilst holding your bollocks above your head....... This is so FUCKING romantic!!!

Lee evans you hero of a LAD!

[emziibwii]

I love his laugh xx :)

[nemo1992006]

Who could not like this,

[giggityman98]

scatter cushions, scatter cushions!

[crowley391]

21 borrowers had their cushions stolen

[rebeccasuegloss]

" They say things like.. Im creating a mood.. Well you f*cking got me in one!" Hahaha<3

[mikke669]

How the fuck dose he fall like that at 7:34?

[AstonsAngelxx]

No thats it...Im FUCKED!!<3

[AstonsAngelxx]

There's miles of coast is going missing ever year... Global Warming? Bollocks its in our lounge!

[Ultraviolight]

@AstonsAngelxx

Damnit... Sorry I was meant to vote up... Stupid laptop :/

xox

[AstonsAngelxx]

@Ultraviolight I'Know how you feel... Windows7 was DEFINATLEY NOT my idea :L x

[LizzyBitch18]

what a comedy legend lv lee evans

[Thoeify]

1:48 "NUUU, God forbid!!" xD

[killerkain08lego]

lee evens = comedy king!!!



[ArticBlader]

Vouchers, ahh its like i coulden't give a fuck err ya are.

[chromasaur]

2:23 xD

[misslottie2]

i pmsl at 03.45- 03.50  < lol i love the little dance lee evans you rock !!!

[barlowkylez]

Evan the crab goes .... Fuck that!!

[TheM21Predator]

its funny how everyone laughs the most at his laugh

[cocogirl20071]

Global warming? bollocks! it's in our lounge!!!!

[TaurusDancer1997]

NO no no no! aaaah! no no!

and why do we always get the TAP END!!!!

[TaurusDancer1997]

Even a Lobster would go Fuck. That!

[TutorialMaster46]

Its only halarious because it's true LOL

[vLukke]

sooooooooooooooooo funny

[FinesseShot]

stop being such a candle

[jessg1999]

oh but they look so much better off lol x pmsl

[xLozzieLollipop7x]

@TheRosie96 its 'f*** that' anyway but that is the best bit

[MelissaLauraQuinny]

scatter cushions scatter cushions! has to be the best :')

[fliparoo1234]

Lobster: "FUCK THAT"

[MISSLVS]

LOVE.LOVE.LOVE

'jail break for chance' <3

[ClintonTurd]

Chars Fucking Dickens ;)

[xNebulous]

"Small? Small?! Small enough to wipe ya fuckin' arse on!!" xDDDD

[xbethanlouisex]

were drowning!!

yes but theres a nice smell of jasmine!!

haaaa x

[TraceyLouise2260]

@xbethanlouisex my fave part !

[xbethanlouisex]

@TraceyLouise2260  sames!

[shayla3798]

@xbethanlouisex epic moment :D xx

[mushway101]

vote jonathan tom 2014

[LewisMarriott95]

to be fair don't lobsters die when there in boilng water isn't that how you kill them to eat them

[moregan101]

GUSHIONS. DINGY LITTLE GUSHIONS.

[LewisMarriott95]

@moregan101 *cushions diddy little cushions

[SuperYumyum14]

ur fucking candles

[TheRosie96]

03:44 even a lobster would say ''fuck this'' xD lmao ♥

[XXmOnSt3RsNiPeZXX]

4:12 Whilst Holding Your Bollocks Over Yer Head

[thejlsfreak1]

lol x

[wethepeople079]

liking these comment about the clip I just fucking watched. . .

[PurpleCandyGirl]

Ooh I got a card PAPER CUT! watch that wall *boom*

[emskyxx]

They're the same size as a sandbag, thats what they are. They're what we're gonna have to fill up, put up against the front door, cuz the global tides are coming, cuz you're depleating the coastline and heating up the planet WITH YOUR FUCKIN CANDLES.. We're drowning.. Yeah but there's a nice smell of Jasmine... *Dies laughing* .. LMFAO

[SweetSam92]

"even a lobster would go ... ah ... fook that" :'D

[stuart5wiggs5]

It's creates the mood , well you fucking got me in one :L

[Darkfox2k8]

Even a lobster would go like that: ...... FUCK THAT!

[Tjcuddy2k9]

anyone that doesnt like this needs shot

[salmon5516]

charles FUCKING dickens!!!  too funny!!!!!!