A Long, Boring Video Of Doom

[RandomDrone79]

How many cakes can you eat in 4 minutes?

[tastytastfood]

fucking hell quit blabbing teage

[BigDogJang0]

Thumbs up if you listened to the whole thing.

[ETxSalsa]

Germany! Fuck Yeah! I would move there too

[themegaradical]

"its a disgrace to the history channel...Favorited and liked"

[themegaradical]

I think your talking about warcraft starcraft is so addicting it is so awesome!! 

[optimuseth]

I've only done the first thing like the first two times of getting the first comment. Not that that justifies it, just thought I'd throw that in there.

[wet6u3576]

the real joke is not arrow to the knee its arrow in the knee

[andyandcarl]

"I'm a fan of pretty much anything that has to do with anything that exists." That made me giggle like a school girl.

[0n1n3]

TJ you're such a boob bogart LOL :-|

[DaMurphinator]

i find this video hard to wank to

[darka0o]

@DaMurphinator phh i cumed in less than 2 secs

[neoman121]

WHITE

[TheCratt]

NIGGER

[Funkkii]

My life is so boring I viewed this whole video sick :D

[Spacephasez]

Douglas McCredie?

or

Douglas McGreedy?

[ZimMan2]

I'm realizing just how much I vehemently disagree with you on a base philosophical level. But I still find you extraordinarily entertaining.

[Jewlob]

I stared at your face for a hour and a half.

[cloudskipa]

Good video I agree with some of your views but have you ever thought that the reason Michael Jackson didn't get convicted for child abuse is because he was..... innocent

[kobil316SH]

HAHAHAHA people who draw on there eyebrows hahaha



[pieopolis2424]

I watched it all, good background noise while I work in my cubicle with my wingspan cut down..

[Bluevetteboy2012]

8===> ~ Thats what Tj looks like LULULULULULUL!!!!!

[Bluevetteboy2012]

FIRST!!!!!! Yea I win!

[TheEcoolarg]

no friends? how about howie boom?

[spiritbond8]

i would be an assassin because it has 'ass' in it twice

[spiritbond8]

@spiritbond8 i almost choked on my chocolate covered finger :D

[kegs95]

Stop pounding on the mic you dumb shit

[TheStefcam]

the US needs to its own NHS (no medical bills)

[PAbabySAAAN]

hi there



[Mr4pp]

You know, all this picture in the video need is a title under it that says "I'm watching you fap!"

[darkfinch99]

who is codey?

[darkfinch99]

the dark tower series died off as soon and mr.king stopped drinking

[darkfinch99]

wow Tj,you really are my hero.Thank you ;_;

[scrustle]

Perhaps TJ should move to Europe. I get the feeling he would fit in much better in somewhere like Germany, Scandinavia, or maybe the UK.

[MisterEclipse96]

did "case" actually put a gun to tj's head?

[Mokurentate]

@MisterEclipse96

most likely.

[Jofishy66]

Ah I am a misanthrope too!!

[notemo212]

I've stared at this picture for an hour and a half now and it is forever burned into my retinas. Still better than watching a Saw movie though.

[KodyDK]

I watched it all Lol

[cookechris28]

That banging noise irritates me beyond belief.

[TheLocalVandals]

Lay off with the Cody questions, you can google it ffs.

Let them both have a shred of privacy for once.

[Edwardofoneself]

Do you do any podcasts?

[Duchova]

Why did you become distant from Cody?

[waksibra]

was this bacck when tj was a libertarian?

[rippemies]

Seven Samurai is fucking awesome.

[fnog9]

how’s this for a deepest fear…what if there really is an afterlife? Hear me out. Like what if when you died, you found out that life was some kind of crazy dream, and death just means the end of that dream, and opens up to some other dream that is MUCH worse, pure chaos. What if it were impossible to end your own existence?

[DJpopel]

"I like Aleister Crowley because he tricked people into letting him have...like... buttsex with them..."

muhahahaha

[DJpopel]

@tjdoeslife

Komm noch Deutschland, Kracher! Ich heisse dich willkommen!

Hi TJ! I must warn you that we are an american colony. We emulate everything the US does, politically, culturally, and in pretty much every other way. We exhibit almost all of the phenomena of a colonized people as illustrated by frantz fanon, the authority(imo) on such matters.

the reason I'm telling you this? If the US is moving towards Facism, we are only 5-10 years behind. There is no running. Rebel or a slave.

LLTMFR

[DJpopel]

"If you could kill as many people as possible in 24 hours, how would you do it?"

"I dunno, pay my taxes"

muhahaha.

Thats right, you fucking bastards. You are ALL guilty.

muahahaha

[ForceInsanity22]

Just why is Fakesagan such a douchebag? What other kinds of crap did he do?

[wonderwhaz797]

0:47:48 Funny!

[GODMANGUY6969]

@wonderwhaz797 im eating one too and i almost lost my shit!

[Hero7641]

Lol now we know what inspired that Tales of Resistance video.

[LuigiFanatic]

If you ever move away from America, come to England. You'll fit right in down here in Southern Near-London-Land.

[siggascation]

i laughed so fucking hard...omg...

[PivotalPlatypus]

"Ugh...then someone said 'NIGGER'.."

I laughed so hard.

[TheDj269]

"I'm a fan of pretty much anything that has to do with anything that exists" haha nice :P

[KyleSpringer12]

"She's her own person. If she wants to reveal herself to you, she will." Anyone else unintentionally interpret that as dirty?

[ChaosMaster7]

And tj, i love you man but i haaate it when you tend to be a hypocrite, "It's pathetic to watch anime at the age" nothing is ever pathetic if you fucking enjoy it. Didn't you say something about maturity on Hate week?

[Mezc0]

@ChaosMaster7 Hey, everyone! Get a load of this Anime fan. Did someone forget to change your diapy?

[EMITYMETSAWTNOD]

@ChaosMaster7 When your talking upon so many subjects it's fucking impossible to not me a slight hypocrite unless... 'YOUR A CLOSE MINDED FUCK11" (oh yah, 11 intended')

[MaxDrotergen]

@ChaosMaster7 you took it out of context. he said he still loves anime.

[ChaosMaster7]

Oh no i am a brony, i is offended!!!!!!!!1111, but seriously the reason people like this show because it's pure, unadulturated fun.

[Hershizzle]

lol gorillaz are indie

[TheManKitty]

Hell, I even enjoyed this barrage of questions, regardless of those who asked mindless ones that had no meaning.

Though I must admit, I'm sort of surprised someone asked if you were a Brony, not really surprised with the answer though. Granted, I'm a Brony myself, but I wouldn't consider the fanbase pitiful. I'd say it's okay, but it has problems just like everything else. Main one being how big it is... Then again, that's what happens when people make something a major target to bash.

[GreenSight201]

god damn,I enjoyed seeing TJ and Cody answer questions together D:

such a damn shame to see it end

but hell its over

[alqammd]

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[alqammd]

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[fogel76]

tj will you please consider doing like a 5 hour video comprised of like 10 30 minute answer sessions chopped together? i just like having something to listen to when im aimlessly pissing about.

[MrGIRLSROCK101]

You are the most stupid guy in the world asshole motherfucker

[JZgames]

@MrGIRLSROCK101 why?

[p4ndiamond]

Lol its funny cause im the one that posted NIgger hahah

[theblitz6794]

what happened to holly?

[sweatyshorts]

WHY'D YOU CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT, MAN?!!? WHY!?1!

[NillyFmusic]

@sweatyshorts cuz you're a faggit, whom deserves negativity.

[PremiumPastaSauce]

@NillyFmusic Your face is a whom

[awsomeness657]

i saw your video of rick perry on your channel did youtube let you you re upload it?

[slytherinspy1960]

do you think that people become more conservative when they get older or is it that every generation stays the same but the newer generations are more liberal than the last?

[slytherinspy1960]

"i'll try to be happier here"

'hey tj if you could stage your own death how would you choreograph it'

oh the irony XD

[Bodysmoker]

codie.. weed can fuck people up pretty bad...

[marcus8374]

In Sweden your Rick Perry video is still available on your account.

[ultrazeen380]

ohh tj one day your mind will wonder onto a paradox and will explode i will cry that day :*(

[bilbotibbatts]

TJ, that is a pretty cool cupboard , and as its not much effort, can you sumarise the contents?

[TheRealJoni]

Why Germany?

[Specialribbon]

I like this kind of video ^^

[HantonSacu]

an extremely long boring video - fan fappers circle up!

[JurgenWProductions]

TJ, I think you need to immerse yourself into society more. We're social and its healthy to have friends, who cares if you don't agree with what you think, or you find them uninteresting. Its just fun to try out some new people, hang out, leave the comfort zone.

[picassopainter2]

@JurgenWProductions Honestly, I used to be more like TJ. A bit more along the line of misanthropy, but I decided it wasn't working great. So I tried people out. I still hate em, but life is better with than without. So I'll give you that you're right.

[BeatleFloydify]

The reason why it became so popular is because this one guard said,"I used to be an adventurer like you but,then I took an arrow to the knee."And I guess that's funny or something.

[leeroynaggins]

I'm with you... I think I might eat a platter of fried baby dicks...

If we had some ketchup.

[TheIndestructableD]

I'm celebrating New Year with this. Yay.. 2012.. *sigh*

[NosdrahcirBocaj]

@TheIndestructableD I'm with you!

[iPhap]

@TheIndestructableD WRITE YOUR ELLIPSES RIGHT!

[Spacephase]

i like breasts

[PiratedComedy]

I don't like BBQ'd burgers...

[tapion97]

I can't believe I listened to this whole thing.

[Steve0016]

can you do a video about all of the ways that Cody died lmao

[zrecer]

I find this picture hard to fap to.

[DementedMako]

@zrecer Then you're not putting enough effort into it!

[Munchupyourwaffles]

@zrecer fuck ill fap to that, thats hawt

[SleepIsBoring]

@zrecer I don't.

[RowanRawrLovesYou]

@zrecer Speak for yourself.

[748cowboy]

Fuxking funny fucker! You know you can go to JAIL for this. YOu theef!!!!! [City] cops FBI fire and government already no. Your done. I got your number and your name. This is thefting property FUCKER!!! Give my $620 back or everything bad wiil happen - FUCK!!!!! You cant steal and get away. Refund me now or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dpnt want a lawsuit. Trust me. u dont. You can have tickets jut give my my money and be done.

[GunShard]

Tebow is not a good QB. He only won because of his defense.

[lovingsingleton]

The first amendment doesn't give you absolute liberty. That's as stupid as saying the 4th amendment allows the TSA to touch your balls. Oh yeah, I don't need you taking away my shot gun. You don't need to eat meat, but I let you eat it. And who the fuck would buy a tank? I seriously would like to apply your objects to the second amendment to the first amendment.

[HRRyan2]

Definitely going to ask you to expound on the engagement thing.

[MrJayCudmore]

What happened to Cody and TJ? Whats the situation?

[GunShard]

@MrJayCudmore I could give you a link to TJ's tumblr explaining the situation from a month ago.

[NorthCitySider]

@GunShard

Can you give it to me?

[GunShard]

@NorthCitySider I need to look for it. You could just search through TJ's Tumblr to find it. May take a while.

[hallavast]

For a guy who has run a fairly prolific campaign against such an authoritarian ideology as religion, your only thoughts on the matter of stateless society is that "it doesn't work"?! /facepalm

[MeggChan]

BAH! I was so excited that someone asked you about Gorillaz, it's my favorite band, however you didn't say if you liked it or not :(

[Koolaidmusicjunkie]

@MeggChan I don't know anyone who doesn't like Gorillaz :)

[skinnyroofer666]

@Koolaidmusicjunkie i don't like gorillaz

[technopoptart]

TJ, people do care about you. You are one of the few well articulated people speaking out who is not backed by big media / big church.

[GunShard]

Good stuff.

[zombiepancake215]

you sur are god keep up the good work amazing vids peace

[wideosvatcher]

you block the "first" guy but not the "N----R" guy

'

[KaiL3127]

@wideosvatcher

well, the "first" guy also wrote "second" and "third"

[igd93]

James Buchanan: Gayer than Lincoln ever was.

Crowley: What he's really talking about is Nietzschean Existentialism, though he uses the language of Western occultism, Eastern religion and poetry to express it. He's also got a wickedly perverse sense of humor, which constantly befuddles the "straights".

[0001gtafan]

The only reason why people hate TJ is because they are afraid of him. They know that he speaks only the truth, truth is what they don't understand. They have resorted to an animal instinct, what they don't understand, is evil. Their ignorance is bliss, their stupidity is blind, TJ's genius is forgotten, the truth is left behind.

[bchplse]

@0001gtafan People are afraid of TJ because hes like 6'8" and 300 pounds.

[A1pHACHARg3]

@0001gtafan people are always afraid of what they dont understand. thats why the democrats are trying to take away our second ammendment rights. but then again no side is better than the other. red, blue, commie or socialist, politicians are all disgusting animals. as per this mans genius, indisputable.

[andyandcarl]

@0001gtafan oh and he's also 6'8

[JPhinfan86]

Wow, scott12ify -- I was thinking the same judging by your overwhelming number of straight-scripture videos. Try some original thought bud, that is depressing to see.

[defiythelie]

Love is a drug/addiction , nothing more. It may contain empathy but that is on the very bottom of what love the drug is.

[TairyGreen89]

You didn't say that religion was one of the three worst things in the world.

[KissMeImPunk]

So how does that banana in that fat ass feel?

[A1pHACHARg3]

@KissMeImPunk he's still doin it probably! it doesnt affect his ability to make videos so what does it matter?

[xen0f0be]

i watched the whole thing... felt like a podcast, great background for my mmorpg

[scott12ify]

You look like a very sad man TJ.

[replytoomyass]

TJ!.....Videoooooooooooooooohs­!

[ImReallyFreakinJesus]

What if I told you that As an Athiest, you are closer to GOD than most christians, because, your only mistake you believe is you forgot about girls.

[ImReallyFreakinJesus]

What if... NOW I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS... I believe I'm Jesus and I'm asking you to disprove me if I am wrong. Waiting to hear from you.

[88Keyz101]

@ImReallyFreakinJesus

Jesus is real. Jesus cuts my lawn for $11.

[ImReallyFreakinJesus]

Where's the contact information.

[bowrey118]

@ImReallyFreakinJesus Devide by zero, there you go disproven

[pappapaps]

every time i paint i listen to all the songs im not sick of yet and after that i turn to TJ :P So extra long with no video is just perfect mate. Do it again some time

[Munchupyourwaffles]

WHAT HAPPENED WITH HIM AND CODY?? PLEASE TELL ME! :D

[YourMovieSucksDOTorg]

@Munchupyourwaffles

scroll back on his TJ's twitter and find out.

[gothix114]

@YourMovieSucksDOTorg Some of us don't have twitter. Can you please tell us :D?

[RagdollRalph]

I for some reason loved this. I have no objection to you doing it again.

Ur awesome.

[NinoTheSinner]

The arrow to the knee thing is from Skyrim.

[2ockedand2oaded]

TJ, Could you please make an audio blog? It's way easier to just turn on my ipod and click on a playlist called 'TJDoesLife' then to turn on my laptop, open my browser, and find your newest video. It's mostly easier because I can't to that at school, or while revising.

[QueeneyTodd]

And wait, when the hell did you get engaged!?!?!

[QueeneyTodd]

When everyone over 60 dies the world will be a better place?

WHAT ABOUT BOB DYLAN!?!

[distortion041]

I love this channel.

[BestVideoResponse]

wow.



[FireFlysNeverDie]

I like it better when I can see you talking.

[AICabal]

Only 90 mins TJ? Not nearly long enough!

[PopPrincesses]

wait what did Kase do? XD

[Xestriker]

The longer the better, not just penis size but your videos too. Honestly you should just have a channel for long videos.

[replytoomyass]

@TJdoeslife You are the last of the mohicans.

[replytoomyass]

I'll tell ya what's messed up but I think it's true anyway? T.J does his best work when he's depressed.

[Sperminator10000]

what did cody do?

[Bodysmoker]

ah, i'll send the message tomorrow, a friend of my mother came here and i had a really fucking interesting conversation about sexual liberation. And, as you said, not the sexual liberation of the 70s that said that we can just fuck anyone we want, but the real "talking about what we like and how certain things make us feel" sexual liberation. It was cool!

[Bodysmoker]

You should buy a webcam and tape this stuff! And read the message i will send to you in the next hour.

[minhhale]

Can't believe I just sat through this monstrosity. Great answers by the way, a few funny moments in there.

[smilelikeyoumeaniit]

what are you taking about.. why would you need the other hand to click the mouse with? eww what are you one of those douchebags on omegle/chatroulette that jack off on camera.. to random people..?

[smilelikeyoumeaniit]

3 more hours!!!!!

[Archael7]

Holy fuck you're ENGAGED?

[evilresidence4]

make a longer video damnit! I want a few quick announcements 2! that video was 2 and a half hours long!

[hellfencer]

/m/, NEW VEGAS!! Currently one playthru #1 :P

[hellfencer]

Hell YEAH Dresden Files AND Dark Tower!

Black = either ALL colors or a lack of color, depending on your color spectrum choice.

And... *CLAMORCLAMORCLAMOR* "Where's my gratuitously long and boring non-video where you answer terrible questions in an extremely bored tone of voice!?!?"