Jay z 99 problems

[theman56yo]

" got 99 problems and heat sekers are one

[GoW3xXx513]

BATTLEFIELD 3

[ferdelance618]

If you're havin Quidditch problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but a snitch ain't one.

[redkirbyzero10]

I got 99 cookies but a bitch ate 1

[jellybeans5608]

@redkirbyzero10 and you have diabetes 

[ShotLegacy]

If your havin' dragon problems I feel bad for you son,

I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

[Skyrim Version]

[alchyourface]

Day 71- Running out of supplies, Food is scarce. Still looking for gtg217's comment.

[carsandcats34]

@alchyourface Search team down to three members. Henderson was mauled by a dumbass.

[Godsofentertainment]

i got 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate one

[jrxxx100]

i got 99 problems but my dick aint one >.<

[Justinhazard100]

110 people don't have 99 problems 

[babylovalovesdance]

@Justinhazard100 You mean 110 people have 99 problems ? lol

[TechnicallyYourDaddy]

blah blah blah knee blah blah blah something racist

#highfashion

back to the song, i love it :D

[xxLilJXxX]

i like the hook but the instrumental is wack

[alfinator99]

i used to be a rapper like you then i took an arrow to the knee now i have 100 problems and the arrow is 1

[kirbywashere1]

got 99 donuts cus a bitch ate 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gtg217]

to be honest i got the top comment and u dont i win in ur face

[danhomster]

i had girl problems till i threw her on the bed and gave her anal

[TheCALLofAwesome]

i got 99 bullets and a noob took one

[EverettEliz]

Do people realize that the arrow joke isn't funny?

[TheSydLOLZ]

@gtg217i had 99 problems then i took an arrow to the knoee now i have 100.

[haloreach990]

i used to have girl problems then i took a arrow to knee then i dumped the bitch

[mdog2266]

I was about too read gtg217's comment but then i took an arrow too the knee...

[Deman910]

If you having dog problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and my dog shit one

[skullowns433]

wait wait jay z's the best rapper of all time of all time

[DawnBarbourOfficial]

all this page is is retarded bieber and arrow to the knee jokes

[je99e]

i got 99 problems and bieber is one!!

[IgnatievProductions]

@gtg217 are you going to shoot an arrow in their knee?

[jeancooper117]

I got 99 problems but bieber ain't one

[iamnicholas1]

i took 99 arrows to the knee,

but gtg217 killed me......... XP

[TehPS3Masta]

Taco Bell is for Losers

[kodz98]

came here cuz battlefield =D

[FantaaHQ]

wanna hear a joke? lil wayne

[ozachary3]

@FantaaHQ wanna hear a joke? womens rights

[rickyross44]

@FantaaHQ lmao haha gud shit wayne da shit in da 90s though

[GoGxButterFly]

I got 99 problems but the Pats ain't 1!

[godsah]

@GoGxButterFly fuck you Giants' fan the COWBOYS coming for you!

[GoGxButterFly]

@godsah I like the cowboys too. Tony Romo is a fucking beast

[godsah]

@GoGxButterFly O cool!

[AGShade]

I GOT 99 FUCKIN PROBLEMS BUT A FUCKIN BITCH AIN'T ONE.

[megajackout]

I got 99 rap songs but this ones the best

[DrakolichKingPS3]

I GOT 99 ARROWS BUT AN ADVENTURER AIN'T ONE, IF YOU HAVE A COMPANION I FEEL LUCKY FOR U SON I GOT 99 ARROWS BUT AN ADVENTURER AIN'T ONE HUH...PROBLEM?

[check1twoproductions]

I have..... Fuck it. IF I HEAR ONE MORE KNEE JOKE I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU.

[silentDD]

don't listen to much hip hop, but this song is still one of the best i heard ;)

[godsah]

I am getting tired of these fucking knee jokes!

[flipside226]

if your having a food fight i feel bad for you son, dodged 99 pizzas but my face took one

[colzzy1012]

WTF is with everyone and saying take an arrow to the knee....... idfk what it means :(

[143951]

@colzzy1012 its a quote from the videogame skyrim

[23Guitarmaster]

@143951 Actually its a meme that goes way back.

[143951]

@23Guitarmaster yeah i know but i gave him the quick definition

[toetancham]

@23Guitarmaster Fucktards gonna tard.

[hahahahahafucker]

if you gonna be hit by an arrow be hit like a man and get hit in the face so theirs no more knee jokes there not funny at all

[GoldenNeon99]

If you play Call of Duty, I feel bad for you son, its got 99 problems but won't fix one.

[kddo82]

@GoldenNeon99 True that. But I stil love CoD

[lenayahcottman]

what does a knee have too do with this songg the fuck he talkin bout 99 problems but a bitch aint one!!!! -_-

[03Srbija]

what a joke all these artists are none of them are original..... this 99 problems but a bitch aint one copied from a old song just like most of them... ppffffffffff get original .....

[JacobFarley12]

i took an arrow to the knee...thank god it was rubber xD

[XxMrsAustinMahone]

That akward moment on MW3 when ur about to get your pavelow then you get killed by a 6 yesr old in s corner with a portable radar hardscoping :P

[MassiveFrostbite]

i used to get mad at knee jokes then i took an arrow to the knee

[gtg217]

IF I HEAR ONE MORE KNEE JOKE IM GOING TO KILL SOME ONE

[xcraftxclutchx]

@gtg217 i dodged 99 bullets but my knee hit one

[Takifan101]

@xcraftxclutchx lol

[signnet2]

@gtg217 If you're raging real hard I feel bad for you son, I see 99 knee jokes but rage not from one.

[wareaglehey]

@gtg217 That's a knee slapper....

[kddo82]

@gtg217 I used to make Arrow to the knee jokes. . .but then I took a FUS RO DAHHHHHH to the face.

[MrChriskenser]

@gtg217 feel free to kill now



[Myview246]

@gtg217 well i'm not gonna make one...

cos i used to tell jokes until i took an arrow to the knee

[DJmarquis100]

@gtg217 The super bowl gave me an arrow to the knees

[xXJetwiiXx]

@gtg217 I used to rap, then took an arrow to the knee NOW GO KILL SOMEONE.

[dag247932]

@gtg217 i use to listen to jayz but then i took an arrow to the nee

[TheWabbajackX]

@gtg217 If you can't handle memes, I feel bad for you, son.

I got 99 arrows, but in the knee, there's none.

[Gleamcast]

@gtg217

I use to have girl problems, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[raosboy]

@gtg217 i use to listen to this song but then i took an arrow to the knee

[MeTaLdUdE02]

@gtg217 if you're havin knee problems i feel bad for you son. i dodged 99 arrows, but your knee took one. :P

[DeathsNinja777]

@MeTaLdUdE02 its if you having adventurer problems i feel bad for you son i dodged 99 arrows but to one to the knee dibshit

[k10kkst0p]

@DeathsNinja777 you killed the whole joke

[gtg217]

@MeTaLdUdE02 ur a faggit

[Xeonsteel08]

@MeTaLdUdE02 The best one I ever heard!

[Ninjaman349]

@gtg217 /watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg I would guess you would be Dovakiin in the video.

[MrGfy45]

@gtg217 arrow to the knee

[ViDsDa]

@gtg217 wanna here a knee joke?

[Theazcatfan]

@gtg217 IF youre ragin bout knee jokes i feel bad 4 u son, i posted 99 jokes and and found no rage but one

[damian221122112211]

if your an adventurer i feel bad for you son, i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one, i got guard patrol while my cousins out fighting dragons, got bandits who wanna make sure my shop is closed, grey beards saying vus-ro-dah.i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one!

[deathsword51]

that awkward moment when some motherfucker copies the top comment.

[jerry1211372]

thumbs up cause jay-z made this song in 20 min

[hallowedXreaper]

if your havin cookie problems i feel bad for you son

i got 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate one

[FATALDude1234]

BF3!

[1995bimetalhead]

if you having gold fish problems i feel bad for you son, got 99 pets but a fish aint one

[TheGhettoMichael]

During A Math Test: I Got 99 Problems Imma Fail Each One.

[purplebongomonkey]

Jay z just got his 100th problem....his daughter......

[11wimpdog82]

if ur having commenting problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but being original aint one

[Eminem060701]

i got 99 problems in my swag aint 1

[RainbowSoldierSide]

i got 99 problems but my skate aint one

[lov3Ki]

"i got 99 problems but i aint doing one" (doing homework)

[13lopezskater]

@lov3Ki shit tat reminds me i gta do my math hw

[TheRockNation100]

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one

[Skinwinn007]

“I got 99 chores and I aint did one” – Lay Z

[Skinwinn007]

“I got 99 chores and I aint did one” – Lay Z

[MegaGamerfreak11]

i got 99 cookies but a bitch ate one

[Wargoat6]

This song makes me wanna tip my hat forward and walk like my balls are pushing my legs out.

[MegaGamerfreak11]

@Wargoat6 ok.????

[thatonekid20111]

If your an adventurer I feel bad for you son, dodged 99 arrows but then my knee took one

[grimmss1]

@thatonekid20111 FUCK YOU PUSSY AND YOUR FUCKING SKYRIMJOB YOU FUCKIN CUNT PUSSY

[damian221122112211]

@grimmss1 CHILL YO TITS BITCH

[GoldenNeon99]

wow you would

[timmoneter]

@thatonekid20111 The ONLY funny arrow to the knee joke ever

[FinalFormJosh]

@thatonekid20111

This is the only Arrow to the Knee joke I like.

[azimdeen55]

@thatonekid20111 if u got gaming problem i feel bad for u son i got 99 games but skyrim aint one .............!!!

[azimdeen55]

@thatonekid20111 if u got gaming problem i feel bad for u son i got 99 games but skyrim aint one ...!

[TheMusicJacko]

If you having girl problems i feel bad for you son, I got a tub of whipped cream and a hot cross bun.

[Irsupertacoman]

If your havin' arrow problems I feel bad for you son, because my knees got knee problems, but an arrow ain't one!

[TheMusicJacko]

@Irsupertacoman Fail.

[byDehgree]

i got 99 cookies but bitch ate one!

[xxSeddieBarbie]

What does the line " I got 99 problems but a bxtch ain't one" mean...? does it mean he doesnt have probs with ladies?

[HU4L170145]

@xxSeddieBarbie it means he haz a bnch of problems but girls arnt 1 of dem

[Notsoready]

@xxSeddieBarbie smfh!!......yes.....yes....it means just that...smh good job

[gwill513]

if ur gonna make a joke ( arrow to the knee jokes) at least make one about a game that actually uses this song

[Freeman1262]

I got 99 cookies cause a bitch' ate one.

[wwiifreak10]

i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

[fugdecake1234]

@wwiifreak10 oooh your  cool how bout you come up with an actually good joke

[SKAProductionsCrew]

@fugdecake1234 Dude, that was clever. I know that you probably couldn't up with an arrow to the knee joke for this song.

[TravisZin18]

The beat in this song is so fucking awesome!!!

[DRpepperokiibabe]

The bitch aint one, It's 100.

[oove818]

Fixed the leaky sink

98 problems to go

[jeess420]

if u got 99 bulltes hoels i feel bad for you son i dodged 99 bulltes but my face took one

[cookiekiller6]

@jeess420 if u febfuyfeibfiebfiewbifewu but my face took one.

You might as well be talking about porn, learn to read.

[cookiekiller6]

@cookiekiller6 Shit, I meant learn to spell.

[danglenn5]

@cookiekiller6 Lmao

[videofreakmanic123]

@jeess420 bulltes. Is that spanish?

[the7iper]

tards :O



[whiteknights22]

ur Mom

[DontLaughDouscheBag]

If you're having game problems I feel bad for you son, why not lose the Atari and buy a Ps1.. broke ass..

[RAINBOWTASTICFUL]

If you havin code problems then i feel bad for you son,

i got 99 problems but a glitch aint one

[xX0SemiBanana0Xx]

If you having lag problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a Glitch aint one!

[linkfreak117]

If you're having money problems I don't give a shit son, cuz you're the 99% and I am the 1.

[linkfreak117]

If you're having work problems I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 employies that get shit done.

[linkfreak117]

i have 1 problem... and its a bitch

[dbamaster10011]

@teddy12300 you stole that one.. wow haha great job you know how to copy and paste and maybe add a little something!

[xXSATCHM0Xx]

im playing MW3 while listening to this. so rebellious

[ONLYEATmeTOFU]

@xXSATCHM0Xx Watch out guys, we got a badass over here.

[xXSATCHM0Xx]

@ONLYEATmeTOFU watch out, we got an asshole who has to use unoriginal comments on someone playing around over here

[thatcoolbrownie]

i got 99 haters cuz my gun killed one

[1rich14]

I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one

[Thewierdkid833]

IF your having dick problems i feel bad for you son i have 99 hoes cause a bitch killlled one

[Thewierdkid833]

like this if you like it

I got 99 hoes cause a man fucked one

[shanapanda1]

this is cool

[HaRdScOpEnIGhTmArE]

On FACEBOOK;;;

if your having page problems i feel bad for you son

i got 99 notifications but a like aint one

:'(

[Shannixoxo]

i got 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate one.

[l3gonal084]

if u havin game problem i feel bad u son i got 99 problem but a glitch aint one

[tesolly]

I got 99 problems but God will solve everyone:)

[tweeter1162]

@tesolly oh god a fucking christian...

[Lightjcolby]

@tweeter1162 and?

[magicemail]

@tweeter1162 I got 99 problems, but sin ain't one

[bigfatowen]

If you got food problems I agree with you son!

I got 99 sweet rolls but my bitch ate one!

[southpark24ful1]

@bigfatowen that was good, so i think you should make a parody