Little kid describes how to have a baby on xbox live

[BestVidsOnTheWeb]

bout to cum

[fa110u1]

come on i could be 3 years old and discribe it better then you

[ClicGod]

i swear this kid in my class sed the exact same thing with the same voice

[THEx7project]

You need a condom to have a baby? Next joke...

[yovilletommy]

u assho.le how u know that kid haha

like

[XXxXKANEXXxX2]

how old is he?she

[SatanFang]

good work kid, now do you know what a pedophile and child molester is? don't worry, you'll find our soon enough.

[abananaslushi1]

Lol

[MrHaloSlayer123]

Mother Of God.

[killerblocks]

Rape? Its called fuckin her :/

[MEGAAmegan]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

[Cwilliamson93]

i love how they picked up on assless chaps but not the fact that you cant wear a condom if you want a child but really assless chaps :L

[skyii123]

LOL!

[TheMasterblah]

a drunk hooker or ex wife? hmmm yeah sounds about right :P

[RyanPW96]

It all makes since to me now :/

[random0is0necessary]

Leather chaps... 0_o

[kasbersky]

doesn't seem so interesting... I say that all the time when I'm high

[TheGrandArkanum]

Please file a complaint on my gamertag its MarioxxMushroom . thanks

lol

[chargerfish1]

holy shit 100k views

[happyspandex]

Is this how babby is formed?

[abscaper]

haha wow 100k views

[TheCODlovr]

well then. cant fight his logic, because their is no logic present in his statement

[robbie96th]

this kid nearly got away with only having 3 other people hear this

[TacticalNuked32]

I think this is what happened in his class room:

Teacher: ok we will be teaching you guys how to have kids

So after shes done talkking about the stuff.

Him: OMG I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE LET ME HOP ON XBOXLIVE AND SPREAD THIS MAGIC

[GamertagShop]

The sound effects are the best part :D

♪ dun-da-da ♫

[baahhhFATALITY11]

WHAT? XD Someone didnt have sex ed.

[kassikorva]

so you need a condom to make a baby? I'm a little confused here... :P

[eziomasterassassin97]

that kid will never have sex, he's too busy killing aliens

[darthvenom30567]

lol just show him porn and he will know how to make a baby

[Leah22234]

"you have to RAPE HER and keep humping like HMPH HMPH HMPH OHYEA!"

I don't think this kid knows what RAPE actually is. lol!

[Rolfchoppa007]

This kid+life=failure

[EZL80]

I've heard this on some Machinima video before.

[deathnightpwnage123]

WTF to hav a baby you fuck thr girl no condom holy shit that kid is retarded

[megakurre]

AHAHAHA what the fuck?! you make babies by RAPING with condoms and anal lube???seriously no other way to make babies than RAPE and use condoms+lube? he needs some sex education i think

[LBR707]

You also need to make sure you have hit puberty

[BlaKOuTzUK]

Sex is like math!

You:

Add the bed,

Subtract the clothes,

Divide the legs,

And pray to God you dont multiply.

[BoomProductions10]

@BlaKOuTzUK You got that from Halo Reach,AND IF YOU DIDNT, my bad...

[HellHoundGIRL13]

@BlaKOuTzUK NICE!

[tomas123106]

@BlaKOuTzUK LOL gonna tell to brother his 18

[Nickismyname7]

Anyone else find it sad how he actually has a speech impediment and/or very likely mental retardation? xD I bet he's actually serious roflmao!

[Kingcobra752]

I shit u not with the dying passion, that is me. I swear it. In fact I also have a few other accounts iOwn Obama 1v2, IOwn Obama 1v3, 1v4, and a FISTINGRobot. Srsly add me now bitch.

[DeathsHandAssault]

trolololo

[joshbenkeith]

you are sounding stupid and like 6 or 7 yrs old just shut up

[TheMasterGamer21]

anal lube XDDDDDDDDDDD

assless chaps XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ItsChuck3223]

GAY nuff said

[JDUBB2399]

you dont  use condom

[grekor84]

@JDUBB2399 you do if you want to live a happy life........

[tranhax666]

Lol, the kid thinks that an anus and vagina are the same thing, oh kids say the darndest things

[GreenTeaTastesNice]

lol a person on combat arms had the same username asked us what a shemale was and told us he was 8 and i was like wtf? i told him it was a gun shemale-ak56 LOL and he said that he was gonna brag it to all his friends i was like f**** after that i just bursted and told him what it really was and he was like my mummy said that isn't possible then i said your mummy doesn't know what a shemale was and then i left lol roflcopters are friggin weird

[jlneal2479]

Rape HER LOL

[MrMachinimator]

Ass-less chaps and anal lube? SOUNDS LIKE ONE HELL OF A PARTY!

[KingCrizzo]

All you fools who think he is serious just got trolled by a "little kid"

[NewYorkComedian]

In the first ten seconds, this kid deserves implied faceplam.

Implied Facepalm [n.] -When something is so fucking retarded a full and proper facepalm is not even necessary.

[ufoalian]

lol thumbs up for anal lube u sed i checked fukn hell that is pretty funny

[AwesomeGamer4]

no son im dissapointed, condoms are for not getting girls pregnant

[xxHeadsh0t2392xx]

WAT

[jakk1995gamer]

definately thumbs up for anal lube!

[YTWatchKatMasterMynd]

@jakk1995gamer ur nawt original!!!

[silentkiller102]

Then you gotta RAPE her and be all like, you gotta hump her so she'll be all like *moan* *moan*

LOLOLOLOL

[9000pivot]

HE SOUNDS DRUNK!

[rickycartoon]

Doesn't he know that a condem is made so you don't have babies

[kynigh]

It would be hilarious if after speaking this he turned back and saw his parents

[chucky2664]

Ahahha

[HackYourFace]

He doesn't sound that young.

[dontwhine1]

wdf

[VisciousFists]

@MrViolentModz How about thumbs down?! Attention whore! ;)

[emkaemis]

my best part was you have to raip her like eh eh eh 

[xhorrificmodzx]

lol that kid sounds like he never even talked to a girl. and if he has to rape here than that's sad

[xhorrificmodzx]

lol that kid sounds like he never even talked to a girl

[leanmuscleking]

hahaha is this shit for real??

[slithersls]

Ugh how is the sperm gonna go in the vagina if u hav a condom on. If u said to break it at the last second then it would have made more sense. Damn I hate typing on my iPod!

[m8m8c9]

No sound, jackass. -.-

[paulblasi4]

To make a baby! First thing you need, is a condom... Wait, I messed up.

[WeeRyzobhoy]

A condom to have a child? Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that prevent it!?

[TheJdog005]

this is why the world will end in 2012

[J4fford]

@TheJdog005 this was painful to listen to

[OpTicEliTessXx]

lolllllllllllllllllllll

[thetruewiseass]

damn this kid must be fucking some stray cats or dogs rofl

[Biokour]

the sperm will form eggs, then those eggs will form a human lol

[megalolkiller]

it seems nobody in china or russia is online

[zinedineq8]

O.o this is how to have a baby D:

[SumthinMaybe]

Uh....?....

[chillay10]

I can almost imagine him with his wife wanting a baby for the first time.

Him:let's make that baby but hang on I got to go and take condom

Girl: what the fuck

Him: alright get the ass lube so it fits better in your anus.

Girl: I'm out of here loser

XD

[matiaukas]

@chillay10 wait i forgot to get the assles chaps hold on!

[J4fford]

@matiaukas i didnt hear them actually say how or when to use them so you must just have them hanging from the roof or something...

[TheNintend0Dude]

@chillay10 every time i think of sex i think of wat you said

[Ostrich316]

Raping your wife in the ass with a condom = baby?

[Lugia3210]

and he thinks that other people dont know that? and what the hell is the anal lube for?

[freshairsoftgunz]

ass-less chaps.... lol

[hamsterman8]

 Jiggly,

[XZGgamer]

i thought condoms prevent you from having a baby

[158057]

YES! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!! thanks little dude for the great info.

[XboxReleases]

YES, Thumbs up for anal Lube

[360guitarfreak]

I lol'd the whole thing

[JPsk8r95]

Lmao sex fail

[Gdayguy36]

Why a condom? that takes all the fun out of it.

[multireviewTV]

@Gdayguy36 Why are you using "G'day" if you're not even Australian?

[Gdayguy36]

LOL>_>_>_>_>_>_>

[awestruck678]

2 an anal lube! FTW

[maze255]

Most of it was a load of shit

[nikobellico89]

this kid is fucking crazy

[superhapyproductions]

uuuuuumm LOL!!!! wat a douche! assless chaps? anal lube? a condom? i see no baby that kid will be confused wen he does it

[IAmZeeCandyMan]

@superhapyproductions Lol I just found this video that you were telling me about! This is epic

[harryploper1]

LOL he doesn't know that sex when the partner accepts its not rape and anal lube and assless chaps and condoms how is the sperm going to go from the ass to the vagina?! man i was like 7 when i figured sex out kinda then over then i figured out the rest at like 10

[ninja9511]

Chaps!!!

[xxBradlyMyersxx]

no u wouldnt have a child because u used a condom! FAIL!

[Mariobrosfan228]

i fogot to say THUMPS UP FOR ANAL LUBE!!!!!!!!

[WWFATTITUDEERAFAN]

LOL! I knew exactly how to make a baby at freaking 13! This guy sounds like he's 15 and yet he has no fucking clue! xD

[Mariobrosfan228]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HES A VIRGIN!!!! AND HES DESCRIBING HOW TO HAVE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but either way hes COMPLETELY wrong on ummmm the ENTIRE SUBJECT and kid if you see this comment........condoms are 4 N00Bsssssssssssss

[WWFATTITUDEERAFAN]

@Mariobrosfan228 lol "Condoms are 4 N00Bsssssssss" Enjoy your 50 kids from 50 different moms dude. :D

[nasateam495]

STEP 3 find your girlfriends sister

[JBrandomness]

UH UH OH YEA! lolz thats fuckin hilarious!

[HymieLegacy]

Wata Fuckin RetarD XD

[luzercruzer9]

lol ill remember that fuck no

[antichrist46]

lol condoms and anal lube=baby...brilliant

[Bailey25588]

a condom...thats abortion! = no baby

[Aphradonis]

@Bailey25588 It's not abortion; it's contraception.

[WestValleyHigh]

He sounds like he from Jessey xD Wow he's gonna be a rapist in the future

[infernoJr]

you can tell hes a virginn lmaoooo

[sonicfanatic4949]

Too bad family guy is a fucking shitty ripoff

[buneter]

this is how you have a baby by clevland on family guy

BOOM GOS THE DYNAMITE

and y would u have to go ughhh ughhh ughh

[shadamyguy]

then u have to rape ur girlfriend...... WDF IF U RAPE HER ITS NOT SEX ITS RAPE SHERLOCK

[xboxplaya420]

i hope you wear a condom everytime you rape a hooker so you never spread your stupid ass shit

[mewditto]

or you gotta go UGH UGH UGH OH YEAH UGH UGH

[POTATOESLOL]

A condom PREVENTS babies.

[ObsidianZephyr]

Uh, what are his parents into?!

[Acechao111]

Lol, i feel sorry for this guys future girlfriend! o_o

[WolfWolfLover1]

Thubs up for anis!

[LitaFan101]

I have one thing to say......LMFAO!!!!! XD

[Fr3shB0iii]

lOLOL@L!

[ZePwner350]

Lol this is why immature kids shouldn't be on M-rated games ESPECIALLY Xbox Live!

[Fr3shB0iii]

@ZePwner350 lol who cares, i enjoy talking to stupid idiots on the xbox live

[DrunkenClam101]

me and my friend did this too!!! lolol!!!!!!11 he said the daddy shoves and egg like a chickn egg up the moms ass

[DeJay323]

okay so ur gonna need a condom, anal lube, a drunk hooker, and ur gonna have to rape her? okay the condom will prevent all pregnancies unless it breaks if ur doing it analy she cant get pregnant the drunk hooker will probably have all sorts of sti's and if u rape her, ull go to prison u dumb fuck

[DeJay323]

@DeJay323 and the egg is already there

[55raymoney]

wait if u have a codmon how will have the baby WTF!

[eVoNation360]

ROFL

[BlackTacoProductions]

Hahahahahahahaha

[TheMizIMAwesome]

LMFAO which will form a human bean OH really hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[tander101]

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[violinandbass5]

ok im laughin my ass off cuz this sounds like my friend form school he just says random shit that isnt even part of the conversation i really question this kid assless chaps hes knows somethin else besides STARIGHT sex (cough gay sex cough) .senserly raven

[KoutetsuTenshin]

I didn't know condom protected anal sex would yield a baby

[SRTKyle98]

hahahaha wtf whats his age

[w00tage99]

why do you need ass lube what is it gonna be an ass baby?

[nikobellico89]

a kid talking about seX OMG!!!

[funkymonkey0426]

...so lemme get this straight...to have a baby you need to have sex...but theres more to it then that aparently...you also need anal lube, a hooker for you wife...or ex wife, assless chaps, and you rape her...weird i thought some of that stuff was illegle, i guess i thought wrong!!!

[xTheToonLinkagex]

all you do is shove some dick up there pussy make them have an orgasm, and afterward you both get some released.

[den20vip2]

theirs no sound

[1992jenks]

a condom to make a baby, are his parents brother and sister?

[OriginalMkylem]

Wow... Even I know more than him...

[oOBulletsaint]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH he thinks he is smart cause he is saying big words lol

[highendassassin13]

In the words of Peter Griffin...... AND THEY WERE LIKE BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!. That my friends is how you have a child.

[IAMYOUNGSONIC]

A condom? Lol.

[ryanlikesdietcoke]

llllll

[pedro55rules]

he just play to much gta!!!jajaja

[gtaiv2010psn]

lol



[detroittigerscrazy]

u need a condom to have a baby?

[meanmachine210]

retarded ass fucking kids u dnt need a condom ever lol never use one in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Paintballinmike1]

what a tool

[DesperateSchoolFood]

this guy is gonna be a pedophile when he grows up.

[HolaPolaRs]

@flammazine you was obviously blessed with down syndrome, really, make the most of it.

[palato14]

My b-day today

[palato14]

Hahahahahahahhahahahha the sound of the kid

[pappy1193]

Condoms are 100% waterproof you stupid fuck. They don't work from time to time due to human error. Don't try to explain something you have no idea about.

[oldschoolglam]

LOL. anal lube and leather chaps? some dude's got a fetish. ;)

[megtaladeth]

that is the funniest shit ever

[1F3U4C6K8Y8O7U54]

@megtaladeth KNOW THAT WAS NOT U STUPID FUCKING ORPHAN.................. I HATE U STUPID LITTLE KIDS WHO LIKE TO TALK ALL THE FUCKING TIME .....

[megtaladeth]

@1F3U4C6K8Y8O7U54 whoa dude. calm down. dont get all butt hurt just because i posted my opinion in a comment. just calm down and go take some more midol. and you'll be just fine.

[volker136]

@1F3U4C6K8Y8O7U54

ur the little kid having a temper tantrum

[TheKyle13579]

@volker136 1F3U4C6K8Y8O7U54 needs to lay off the smokes

[jubjubguy]

@1F3U4C6K8Y8O7U54 Yeaaaah... 4 things.

1: You're spamming caps. Rage much?

2: 'Know that was not stupid'? Don't you mean 'I know'?

3: Calling someone an orphan when you don't know them at all, that sounds like childish behaviour to me.

4: Seems to me you're the only kid around here. raging with your caps and all..

[AlexTubed]

Id like to see someone rape someone put assless chaps on her first

[HolaPolaRs]

how can you get a girl pregant with a comdom on, fucking dumbass,

[Flammazine]

@HolaPolaRs it's called a condom, retard, and they're not 100% waterproof so yeah it's possible

[n00bsch001bus]

lmfao what a shit kid, u gotta keep humping , this requires assless chaps to have a child lol

[bbhaver]

Far away from funny.

[DouchebagComments]

@sexyvids21 You are SUPER desperate

[sorecorrupted]

omfg this is rofltastic XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

A... condom? Wow, you can't even have kids with that, it's the point of having one. And raping is when you sexually assault her, not when you have voluntary violent sex. Wow, man, just wow. This kid is dumb.

And he thinks you can have sex at work without being walked in on. Kid, that's step one and downhill from the