Two Best Friends Play - F.3.A.R.

[LegendOfTheDude]

F = Fettle

3 = Eats

A = Alma

R = Randomnly

[dystopianlover]

Step one: Alma escapes her confines

Step two: nuke the city

Step three: build a giant wall around the city, keeping it constantly manned by mechs

Step four: send in squads of willing dupes [see: soldiers] like virginal sacrifices to a volcano god

Step five: Rest easy in the knowledge that Alma will never bother the world ever again

Good job, Mr. President. You just saved us.

[Geekpuncher1]

ending = aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaah

[UrbanNinja117]

Look below the video at the artist's name

[kyubi427]

if women were pokemon, guns would be dragonite!!!!

[111MisterB111]

The comments to this video sadden me.

[TheSnappleMan21]

Man, I'm so confused. What in the world could "F.3.A.R." possibly stand for?

*coughsarcasmcough*

[angrybaaahhh]

F= Midget

E= Jousting

A= Goatse

R= Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!

Seriously, this shit gets old real quick.

[zeroazure0]

Baby maker extreme!! the first 2 was subpar..

[ijarred]

F= Fuck

E= Entertaining

A= Alma

R= Run

[chadrageus]

I love that Pat is trying to explain the plot to these games. It's hilarious.

[thealphamh]

F= AAAAH

3= AAAAH

A= AAAAH

R= AAAAH!

[IrelandSeth]

its not F3AAEOHSAEIGABNR

its fthreer

[schuriken]

@IrelandSeth +1

[L80616]

F= Fuckin

3= Stop

A= this

R= shit

[CumtasticClimax]

Artist: Funcunt

What the fuck?

[daCraze568]

tea bag a leg?? XD

[vman43]

4:44 to the part of the dog food in bottle is my favorite part.

[sinistercommercials]

Artist: FunCunt..... Interestingggg

[soakingrain]

LOOK AT THE ARTIST IS SAYS FUNCUNT

[MrBlackpancake]

F=I'm

E=Shit

A=With

R=These

[ArbynTheChiefFTW1]

why must every everyone make up words for what F.E.A.R. means? Its First, Encounter, Assault, Recon.

[LaCokaNostradamus]

@ArbynTheChiefFTW1 Well duuh. Because it's fun, dude.

[newintowncable]

you teabag his leg yea suck it leg wtf lol

[MrHoodlin]

No its ffthhhee fthhh thhh eearr.

[Commissar0Vodka]

F = Failure To

3 = Escape

A = Alma's

R = Rape

[missstarcat107]

@Commissar0Vodka That better that what i just posted :o

[UlitmateAbridgenator]

F.3.A.R

F = fuck

3 = 3

A = atop

R = replies

(fuck replied top comments)

[wann300]

did i just hear u saying u gona rape matt? lol

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

"I feed my dog from a bottle like a little baby he loves it!"

[meanolcamino]

1:25 FFTHRRAARRRREEAAARR!!!!!

stop that, just stop trying

LMAO

[franksimonetti]

Pat on ectasy? I DO THINK SO !

[ARAGONDONSnosStEaLtH]

F= Fuck

E=Everything

A=And

R=Run

[MaxximusFrost]

Pat: "And that's Fear 3; It's the story about a dysfunctional ghost family that gets knocked up like a bunchof white trash."

Matt: "I'm sorry, what? I wasn't listening."

[zhazha23]

@a1b2m13 Don't forget FEA6!

[MaxximusFrost]

If wommen were Pokemon, guns would be Dragonite.

[MrRonock]

In the first 2:30 of of the video he explained Fear lore better than anyone ever could :O

[carpice]

And then she gave girth birth to like 2 ghost babies = my favorite part  LOL 1:00

[EatingMyNeighbors]

F= Fuck

E= Everyone

A= Alma

R= Rocks

[robdawgpwnsu43e]

@EatingMyNeighbors dude cmon its Fuck Everything And Run

[GrawrawrLPs]

@EatingMyNeighbors

STOP 

[BigPimp14]

lol mgs 3 reference

[BigPimp14]

yeahhhh suck it leg

[FlashFire40]

Man, the ending of FEAR 2 was so weird. Awesome though. But weird.

[voodoodolll]

@FlashFire40 RAEP!!1!

[PCGamingFive0]

The top comments are the only funny ones ive ever seen

[ProfessorMetal123]

GHOST PREGGERS XD

[Piedook]

F10R

[WoWdoofage]

If women were pokemon, guns would be Dragonite. Brilliant quote :)

[AdamantSystems]

7:32

wat

[Xandranxanda]

"If women were pokemon... guns would be Dragonite."

[MrBLizzardkiller]

ha mgs reference

[littleAE86thatcould]

FAP 3?

[yohomey1234]

GIRTH FUCKING BIRTH!!! GIIRRRTTTHHH!!!!!

[yohomey1234]

they she made "girth birth" to some ghost babies

[BoomTheGuardian]

FFFFTHEEAREEEARRR

[WaterCrystalline]

Who else recognized the opening tune? :D It's from Kirby games ^^

[killbanehawke]

Haha who else got the Cobra Unit MGS joke? XD

[DarkWolfGamer]

I liked Haze(until I got to this one part) But Korn made that game 100% better :c

[CptBroxigar]

*Shot in the dead head*

No no nooooo ! No you're out of ammo !

Haaaa.... Haaaaaaa well

Givin' out this head (I'm not sure) in a million pieces. Fine. Or but that YOU HAVE NO BULLETs !

Yeah but I have a super knife. Super Knife.

And the Flashlight !

I got a flashlight !

Hey that. *Found Ammo* IN YOUR FACE !

I fokin' laugh ^^

[DJSbros]

FUCKING INVISIBLE!!

[Warhawk0602]

If matt isnt scared, you know its not a scary game.

[thedawapenjor]

F=fuck fear

3

A=and

R=reptile

they both make no (sence)

[1337d06]

artist: Funcunt......

[gogogaga34]

the man of pointness

[blueeagle54]

Drugs... they'll fuck you up

[YogscastJazz]

This is like the best show machinima got.

[ReginaldVonSir]

"It's a story about a dysfunctional ghost family getting knocked up like a bunch of white trash."

[falconfan018]

if wemon were pokemon bullets would be dragonite.... BEST QUOTE EVAR!

[Ak74uReach]

@falconfan018 Best Spelling Ever

[Babylon1914]

they need Reptile the Invisibless

[Halfway3]

F = Reptile

E = Is

A = Fucking

R = Invisible

[Kolashov]

@Halfway3 You got the letters wrong mister Derp.

Oh w8... :)

Herp derpity derps ?

[Romans10Verse9]

@Kolashov

... trying too hard.

[MORTALKOMBATRULZx123]

@Halfway3 i dont get it

[MrGamesExpress]

@Halfway3 NO IT LIKE THIS

F= fuck

E=everything

A= and

R= run

[MrGamesExpress]

@Halfway3 <------ COPYFAGG

[missstarcat107]

@Halfway3

F= Fuck

E= Everything

A= And

R= RUN!!!

[UlitmateAbridgenator]

@missstarcat107 he was joking you idiot

[missstarcat107]

@UlitmateAbridgenator I was to you ass

[MrHoodlin]

@missstarcat107 Really? someone said that way before you did.

[missstarcat107]

@MrHoodlin I know i just wanted to bring it up again x3

[doarner]

@missstarcat107 Yeah but this one says F3AR, so it is:

F= Fuck

3= Three

A= And

R= Run

[missstarcat107]

@doarner :O! your right but "Fuck Three And Run" dosent sound right what about

F=Fuck

3=Three Almas

A=and a

R=Rat

(I could not think of anything eles IID)

[doarner]

@missstarcat107 NO!, Not a RAT!

[missstarcat107]

@doarner Then what should i use :o?

[doarner]

@missstarcat107 Bunnies.

[missstarcat107]

@doarner NOOOOOOOO i love bunnies DX what about bats?

[doarner]

@missstarcat107 They're flying rats, we're back at the beggining. Then Guinea Pigs.

[missstarcat107]

@doarner I love Guinea Pigs What about hamsters :/?

[doarner]

@missstarcat107 I like hamsters, they're delicious. What about puppies?

[kokyalord]

its not fear guys, its f3ar

[KarmaChicken]

@100mrjokermr I don't know about fear 3 having local and online co-op but F.3.A.R. Does

[notownself]

FRAAAARRREARRRRR!

[samryanturner]

who the fuck is funcunt?

[sadperkion]

F.3.A.R = Fuck it...

[ViciousDeliciousIV]

Mgs3 ftw

[a1b2m13]

What are they gonna call the next game after F3AR? FE4R? and then 5EAR?

[pimpchoji]

@a1b2m13 well now they are lol

[doomwolf521]

@a1b2m13 4 More games later FEA9

[Tremuto]

@a1b2m13 Nothing's better than FUCKING 5 EARS.

[AuTaylorGaming]

@a1b2m13 probably just fear 5, but fe4r sounds possible :P

[AaahImOnFire11]

@a1b2m13 SINCE WHEN WAS A FUCKING 5 AN F?

[a1b2m13]

@AaahImOnFire11 5 starts with F?

[AaahImOnFire11]

@a1b2m13 THE FUCK?? SO?

[a1b2m13]

@AaahImOnFire11 lol calm down man, it's supposed to not make much sense, that's the joke.

[AaahImOnFire11]

@a1b2m13 YOU CALL THAT A JOKE? IVE JACKED OFF TO FUNNIER THINGS THAN THAT

[a1b2m13]

@AaahImOnFire11 trololololo

[xXDogPersonThingXx]

@a1b2m13 he has really good point, there.

[alexman9000]

@a1b2m13 SEAR?

[llamatron2008]

@a1b2m13 I hope there will be FE4R... Just cause I love the lore in this game. If it was done right it could be good but honestly I'd just give em my money even if they raped the shit out of the plot.

[MaxofKratos]

@a1b2m13 yay EAR: The game :D

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

@a1b2m13 5 ears

[ibanezcrow]

8:10, best Reference ever!

[LeakyGilmanator]

the mech parts where awsom but FUCK THAT SUPERMARKET

[mehgamer1]

Fun

Entertaining

Also

Retarded

[ViciousArbiter]

WAR HORSE! The story of war and a horse!

[TheLegendaryCJ]

Why am I just now noticing all the mgs3 jokes they make throughout their videos xD

[GreenGoblin1495]

So that would make the next one F.E.4.R?

[woohooyeee]

I cant fucking breath XD

[zoeblueyes]

F=fucking

3=ch33se

A=ass

R=retarded



[Exccentrous1]

F-three-er

[TranquilFury1993]

F.E.A.R. = Furries Earn Anal Rape

[100mrjokermr]

Does fear 3 have local and online co op?

[sketchturner88]

Fuck Everything And MAKE ME THAT FUCKING SANDWICH WOMAN!!1111

[xCosmicHippiex]

somebodies been drinken

[HotDamn70]

"hey just take your ritalin.....Point Man"

[zayn2123]

fear= fuck every thing and run . . . this shit stopped being funny when this shitty franchise stopped being scary

[dudeimjesus32]

Just came from playing amnesia. This is a cake walk :P

[TheKylescoolness]

my ghost powers everywhere

[Boomerang2511]

@ 8:28 its funny how in the two best friends play apartment he says that mission impossible its the best trilogy whatever and in here its says Prison Impossible and he says i don't get it

[SuperSkyblader]

The dude from Feer 2 is named becket I think

[Rojelio1369]

love the mgs3 references "FEAR!" "i'm covered in BEES!!!"

[AnimeFanDemon]

7:14 voice reminds me of Skwisgar.

[bednarskimatthew]

Mind-Jacking? That sounds like a new term for Skull-Fucking

[TechnoZombie333]

what the hell people

>Top comment "fuck everything and run"

>Retarded comment that's always been said

>Some dumbass 10 hours ago posts the same damned thing

[OMJosef1996]

@TechnoZombie333 it's youtube, what do you expect

[clonedelta12]

@TechnoZombie333 Complain Much?

[9pavic]

hhehe

[Potatoslayer13]

F = Fuck

E = Everything

A = And

R = Run

follow this rule in fear and you will survive !!!!!

[xXtkurabkXx]

This was posted on my birthday!

[Maxie1468]

A dysfunctional ghost family gettin' knocked up like a bunch of white trash...

Soooo...Sarah Palin's family?

[qxXFidoXxp]

Lol. Beckett was raped by Alma. When a game has ghost-girl on guy rape and baby making and you need FILLED IN, you know you should have played the others.

[TheJohnnyJohnster]

*In evil voice* Careful with that flashlight to ensure you don't mix battery brands.

[SuperDeerdance]

Wow you guys are fucking funny

[disastergrl1234]

Ok! If you didn't get the joke then your an idiot. Pat says "If I wanted to see a little girl play with dolls I would come here." They are at Matt's house. Pat is saying matt plays with dolls. 

[EyeLikeElectro]

F = FUCK

E = EVERYTHNG

A = AND

R = RUN

[randomname171]

@EyeLikeElectro Wow dude, you're fucking original.

[EyeLikeElectro]

@randomname171 PROBLEM?

[randomname171]

@EyeLikeElectro No, not really.

[afrosheen8861]

a dead guy...!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

[GwyndorPokemon13]

aaahhhh

aaahhh

AAAHHHH.

[DaHFuHProductions]

FRAWRRR

[H0LAGRAPh1K]

Pat asks why is there a gestating fetus on his screen(at pats house) then he says if i wanted to see a girl play with her dolls he said i would have come here saturday. WHERE THE FUCK R THEY?

[patrickstanton3456]

4EAR

[TheOnlyBERT67]

Just push 7 for the best part XD

[rainbow1851]

Two Best Friends Play: Bully Scholarship Edition = That would be an EPIC WIN!

[frozenmoon999]

F = Trees

3 = Are

A = Your

R = Friends

[DerNoziroh]

"Beaten by a little girl."

[JN0T]

@madmanis12345 idontgetit

[AntipaladinPedigri]

I looked at the brightest parts of the fetus and saw a naked woman with her arms streched out in front of her like a T-rex. Only after a while I noticed the darker head of the fetus.

[maleficentworld]

so this game name is FART? thats a new fact for me = =

[XxDiaDimondxX]

FTHREEAR!!!!!!! LOL

[Epicroller8745]

"did you just fucking caporize a guy by shooting a fire extinguisher next to him?" *SLOW MO REPLAY*

*BOOM* *FSSSSSSHHHHHHH*