1970s sex ed movie

[pyropyromania]

why yes i can! INCEST

[Rockstumes]

Little Ricky was thinking Get Outta My Room Bitch I am busy

[Rockstumes]

Momma seemed kinda creepy. I bet when she walked out she was listening at the door. I think she is a molester

[calmguy1]

ricky was masterbating so slowly like he was jerking off dreaming about.margret thetcher..

[sexytoaco]

ummmmm scared 4 life

[mollybella1000]

"BUSTED BY MUM" you'd never live that down. ever.

[HelloCaille]

awkward o.O



[JackPantz]

Good Lord I'm so thankful that this has never happened to me....

[fredcyrdawsontheoran]

o ya she totally wants me

[jagatome]

he'll be alright as long as he doesn't have his mother help and tell her its like getting ketchup out of the ketchup bottle.

[BLANEGDALTON27]

Lol, look at the door when she shuts it, theres a make love not war poster, 0:51, jerk your self off not war.

[doriegoodwyn]

wow that moms a bitch probibly traumatised the kid

[lalagirl135]

Why the hell am i wasting my day watching old sex ed videos?

[theraviolicat2Films]

yeah, like anybodys mom would say "I'm sorry for intruding on your privacy."

[AzizVikram]

whoever put these subtitles on this video is 13 years old

[genesislordofdarknes]

I bet the whole family masturbates in Ricky's bed

[CARRIEMARIA]

Glad you're doing this in the PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN ROOM...yea lot of good that did!

[XxMeowthxX]

LOL the mom just walks in, talks about him masturbating, and gives him his free time lol

[deathkukki]

Tbh hes adorable masturbating like that

[superchristian102]

@deathkukki Tbh, you're a little goofy.

[LostInMyOwnHead666]

this actually made me laugh ;' )

[theworldwins]

"This manner of response frees the child of guilt and assures him he is normal".

Yeah, and giving him a speech will be much more satisfying then just letting him get his fap on.

[nicolefreak5]

LOLOL

[stfuplzzzz]

My mom always walks in and finishes, this is a lazy whore of a mother

[RazorsEdge9K]

haha this vids hilarious

[CroissantOrange]

Any1 haz tab for the guitar part plzz

[DarkDolly]

@CroissantOrange

BEST COMMENT HERE LMAO X'D

[hellow533]

Seriously, she stayed that long???

My mom would have been like AUHGUHUAHGH GOD DAMNIT and ran out slamming my door.

[TastyTacoBoy]

The funny thing is that Ricky was just scratching a mosquito bite and has no idea what just happened.

[theyeahitsusboys]

@TastyTacoBoy lol, what is air i cant breath.

[genesislordofdarknes]

From then on mom made Ricky keep his hands above his sheets.

[pinksakurablossoms]

This is creepy lol

[ForfeMac]

Man, If my mom Caught me, she'd have sent me to confession, then shipped me off to boot camp...

[Darkfeather21]

Oh my gods, this would be a perfect short for MST3K. Who agrees?

[eroarchives]

That video had nothing about incest and you are immature to think that it did. I think that was a moment that happens to a lot of families and the way this one was handled ensured that they had a good family. All I see when I watch what you did to the video and the comments is immaturity.

[superchristian102]

@eroarchives Well, clearly. We all understood that.

However, we have a sense of humor, and you're just an irritant.

Your comment... I mean, what were you hoping to accomplish? Did you think I'd apologize, and take the video down? Maybe you thought I'd remove the tags, or delete the comments.

ALAS, you're just an arrogant kid from the Internet, with a self-righteous attitude.

The people who enjoy the video will continue to enjoy it, as will I. You may continue to whine--it is your right.

[CroissantOrange]

@eroarchives His very Honorable Douchery has spoketh

[ilovebelladonna]

@eroarchives If my mother had caught me masturbating I would hope that she would pretend she did not she. This is an akward and creepy video just begging to be made fun of.

[sonotquiet]

@ilovebelladonna agreed... "it felt GOOD didn't it...." like seriously wtf ew gtfo you creep

[WelloDaDon]

doesnt the bitch know how to knock

[superchristian102]

@WelloDaDon Yes, which is why she apologized and promised to knock

[WelloDaDon]

@WelloDaDon lol my when my mom walked in on me she straight out laughed

[superchristian102]

@WelloDaDon When my mom walked in on me, she told me to stop doing your mom

[pierceys234]

i love the shitty acting lmao

[epicinteresting]

That kid is fucking hot!!!!

[davidls11]

@epicinteresting I concur.

[davidls11]

"I'm just glad you're doing this in the privacy of your own room...and not at the dinner table like your father."

[karanjhalaguy16578]

@davidls11 lol what the fuck

[davidls11]

@karanjhalaguy16578 OK, then how about, "No dear, you're doing it wrong. Let me help."

[karanjhalaguy16578]

@davidls11 but then it would be an incestive pervy gross handjob

[superchristian102]

@karanjhalaguy16578 Incestuous, actually. Regardless, why don't you like it when your mother touches you?

[karanjhalaguy16578]

@superchristian102 it usually makes my nuts hurt :D

[superchristian102]

@karanjhalaguy16578 Oh. It makes mine tingle with delight. There's nothing better than a firm nut stroking from mom.

You should try shaving them, and then asking your mom to use a feather... Much less friction.

[karanjhalaguy16578]

@superchristian102 hair doesnt grow on BALLS OF STEEL, oh and the hurt is just rust from when i cum and the oxygen rusts my ballls

[superchristian102]

@karanjhalaguy16578 Nerves don't grow on BALLS OF STEEL either, good sir. I think you may have testicular cancer.

[karanjhalaguy16578]

@superchristian102 Iron Tritesticular that is

[superchristian102]

@karanjhalaguy16578 Metallic balls aren't sufficient for creating and maintaining hormones in a living being. You're less of a man than my five year old niece--and she does ballet.

[karanjhalaguy16578]

@superchristian102 ive got big balls, hes got big balls and shes got big balls (but weve got the biggest, balls of them all)

[superchristian102]

@karanjhalaguy16578 If that's from a song, it went over my head, and you win.

[karanjhalaguy16578]

@superchristian102 yes it did sir, yes it did

[MegaTimebomb098]

@superchristian102 i luv you

[superchristian102]

@MegaTimebomb098 Awh. I love you, too, babe.

Call me sometime

[MegaTimebomb098]

@superchristian102 o_0

[SonnyOlsson]

1. Why wasn't she in the fucking kitchuun?

2. KNOCK FIRST YU DUMB WHORE

[superchristian102]

@SonnyOlsson

You know what? You're right.

[HuckeyAwesome]

DUMB

[itpduder]

Ma, tits or GTFO

[SuperHeroMan411]

He like "this is just a dream, just a dream!"

[Useless2112]

The only effect this can possibly have is to ensure that Ricky will get a boner every time his mother tells him to go to his room.

[UncleDude]

Ricky "mom gave me blue balls....goddammit......"

[Hidraga]

ROFL

[grantasas]

It's scary how well this would translate into a sex scene.

*Ricky just finishes boning a girl*

AND HOLY FUCK HERE COMES MOM

Mom: I saw what you were doing, Ricky. Felt good, didn't it?

I'm just glad you're doing it in the privacy of your own room.

Ricky: ಠ_ಠ

[KramLlessur]

EXCUSE ME RICKY. IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT.

[BIEBERisHOTxox]

lol the fuck is this shit?

[pewmanfustudios]

This came out at a time when parents literally freaked out over masturbation. Yeah the video is awkward, but it was very progressive for it's time.

[what13521]

I got my first boner when I was 9, started masturbating and never skipped a day.

[DerInternet]

if that happens to you... stare into here eyes and finish like a boss.

[FinalFantasySkills99]

@DerInternet Teen girls masturbate.

Sexist low-life.

[alextaylor86x]

@DerInternet done and done

[TheHcomment]

@DerInternet is it ok if its your step mom?

[Quadlings]

yeah Mommy DOES kinda give that crazy... 'maybe when you're older we'll TALK' vibe ;-). However humourous take!!!

[boscher5050]

ive had worse things happen- nohomo

[BearWindAppleyard]

0:17 He rises and jerks off more rapidly, why? this is really unintensionally perverted, even without the stupid texts, totally ruins it by making it far too obvious.

[superchristian102]

@BearWindAppleyard It isn't UNINTENTIONALLY perverted, Bear. :] It's apart of a movie about teaching people with an IQ below 70 and above... 60, I think, about sex.

The texts are stupid and I want them to die.

I don't understand what the rest of the comment said, so, I can't really reply.

[BearWindAppleyard]

@superchristian102 hmm... guess I'm not too good at exspressing myself in english.. I meant that the texts ruin the funness (if that's a word?) of the video, because they are too direct. It's like when you tell a joke, and start with the punchline. I don't know if that makes sense?

[superchristian102]

@BearWindAppleyard

It does.

I can't actually remove them, or, I would have. I don't want them there. Just, don't read the texts. Haha

[BearWindAppleyard]

@superchristian102 ok I'll try :) But I don't think they intented this to be as perverse as it seems, I think the bad acting helps it seem more perverse also.

[superchristian102]

@BearWindAppleyard They didn't. As I said, its original intent was to teach parents and guardians of retarded kids/adults how to talk to the retards about sex. It just comes off as disgusting

[BearWindAppleyard]

@superchristian102 I thought by "It isn't UNINTENTIONALLY perverted" you meant that it was intentionally perverted. But then we agree I guess. 

[superchristian102]

@BearWindAppleyard It's perverted in the sense that it speaks of sex; it is not perverted in the sense that was expressed in the video

[BearWindAppleyard]

@superchristian102 hm ok

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

Wow that acting sucks!

[CMloveify]

This is fucking scary! Leave the boy alone you creepy bitch! hahaha

[cruztacean]

If I were the mother I would have just said "oops" and left in a hurry.

[bvaia]

Damnit mom! you ruined the moment!

[sm1Ley50]

NO MOM IS THAT UNDERSTANDING

[meghan151993]

"feels good doesn't it?"

[FruitBatties]

I think I speak for everyone "WTF"

[katiencooper]

the captions were annoying until "oh yeah she totally wants me" XD definately a shameful lol of mine

[adrianBonk1979]

"it assures him he is normal"

But also makes him relise that his Mother is terrible at acting.

[adrianBonk1979]

It looked as though he was just scratching his leg,before his warped "Stepford wife" of a Mother walked in.

[Rambostylin]

your captions ruined it

[superchristian102]

@Rambostylin I can't remove them, newfag.

I would have, if I could have, but I can't.

Don't read them, and the problem works itself out.

[xa1a]

@superchristian102 - If you cant remove them that means you didnt make the vid. Why even bother posting it up???

[superchristian102]

@xa1a

LOL

If I can't remove Windows Media Player captions from a video, it means I didn't make it.

Okay.

[kjayharmon]

My mom would have been like "HA hey everybody hes got his little wenie in his hand"

[MetroAngelsOfficial]

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude, I want that to be my mother's response.

[Mastava]

haha that looks like zach fom zach and cody

[AdamLambertLover4EV]

Shes too polite...its creepy. xD

[MaLilPwny]

Freaky 70's American sex ed... Now we just watch porn...

[Invaderkibachan2]

He doesnt look like he was enjoying it very well, maybe thats cos he was wanking his nipples...

[MrIdontlikeniggers]

0:33 to 0:37 = his cumming face LOLOL

[lillekins]

she seems very comfortable talking to him about jerking off..... too comfortable!

[myemolove13]

the mom sounds creepy

[tuchesuavae]

"when you get older?" if he's jerking it you're already too late to have the talk you should have had the talk then instead of trying to make him not feel embarased.

[TheJurneyMan]

ahaha this was on kenny vs spenny

[ff9player]

not to be rude mom but can you get the fuck out

[bonjones10]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Islandbreeze6980]

Nice music. lol

[swaggtooofficial14]

his face was like " mom , can u get the hell out already?"

[ThePeteFrom1986]

I pray to god no parent ever took this approach to having the talk w/ their children. She sounds like she just read a book that was like "cautiously enter your child's room and slowly but firmly explain to them about what they are doing".

I'm so glad my dad never had "the talk" with me and just left me alone. Trust me, if you respect your child's PRIVACY before anything else, they'll trust you. Annoying parents are horrible parents.

[billstpor]

"it felt good, didn't it?". Sure, a lot better than the moment you barged into my room, biatch

[LiamAtRandom]

In a surprising twist, he finds his adoption papers...he's really part Vulcan.

[iamzhippoppotimus]

@LiamAtRandom YES

[fudgybuddy99]

Weirdo !!!

[lexxypexxy]

lol wtf

[ragmondead]

omfglmfao

[CasinAandC]

its a shame that they didnt have internet porn in the 70's. Back then he probably used a spank bank.

[videogamelovergirl12]

wow the mom sounds and looks like my best friends mom

[ChicanoTattooArt]

lmfao "it felt good huh"? lmao creepy mom

[NorwegianCrows]

Oh god what an awkward mother I bet she really wanted him to cum on her face.

[WildBillHickums]

how hard is it to act like nothing is happening when the freak mother comes in? I would never get caught again if that's how my mother reacted.

[waslookat1me]

@WildBillHickums why would you wanna get caught again anyway

[WildBillHickums]

@waslookat1me good point

[mandmfan99]

He's cute

[Impossible71]

That gave me a full throat full of laughter.

[Impossible71]

Thank you for giving me a full throat of laughter still subsiding into the night.

[shakand]

ohhhhhh wow this is a awsome video 

[myhoneyjudah]

Wow.... Creepy, I thought she was going to join him or something

[xprimexq]

ha no fuckin mom would say that.theyed say what the fuck wher u doin?jackin off

[VoidLS]

I masturbated to this.

[todAnthony]

That has got to be the creepiest thing i have ever seen

[electricbayonet2]

"Oh. Excuse me, Ricky."

"Mom, why did you sneak into my room?"

"I did see what you were doing."

"Good. Then you know why you should leave RIGHT NOW."

"It felt good, didn't it?"

"Mom, my dick's in my hand right now. Go away."

"It's alright, we all have feelings like this sometimes."

"Dick. In. My. Hand. What's not getting across here?"

"I'm just glad you're doing this in the privacy of your own room."

"Not private enough. Didn't I locked the door?"

[wakniss]

Wow that woman walked in with a prepared script. Seems to me like she had been peeping in from the key hole for quite some time. dirty old woman !!

[LacyLeda]

FUCKING CREEPY. e_e

[AqueousHumour822]

Look at the confused look on the kids face. He was probably thinking "that's not what Father Drew told me after choir, he said I should only let him do it"

[rubberlettuce]

Thats one ugly kid

[Jaabyourface]

a normal mom would have just said ``okay, I`m going to pretend I didn`t see that`` and told him that breakfest was ready, and close the door, and they would never speak of it again

[sawaugust]

his moms a perv

[Lupton2000]

what year is this? I guess 1971-72.

[Isuckatpaintball2]

all i can say is...... WHAT THE FUCK

[sonoki82]

At the end, that kid is thinking "That lady is one fine MILF".

[xtellitlikeitisbabyx]

it felt could didnt it? you want mommy to help you..

'get the fuck out of my room!' ;p

[aod2k9]

OMFG LOL LOL LOL omfgggg

[houstonTx457000]

the way she sais "it felt good didnt it" would make any son comfortable enough to just throw the blankets off right there and stand up to bust a nut right by her feet

[Flutterbye8P]

When I was in sex ed they showed a video where the mom was making pancakes shaped like a uterus with fallopian tubes and ovaries attached. And then the mom made penis shaped pancakes. When I got home from school (I wish I were joking, sorry but I'm really not) my mom was making pancakes, no shapes but I was not hungry and refused to eat them. She called the school after hearing the reason I wouldn't eat and found that I was telling the truth. I didn't eat pancakes again for a few years. Eww lol

[yucamandioca]

poor kid !! jajajajajaq

[freddyfingerr]

i wonder what ricky's mom does when she catches him smoking weed. is she as laid back as this approach? i don't see why she'd get mad but maybe she would want him to finish school first.

[dramatique10]

lolz "I will knock nexttime..." waaaaaw!!

[jenniferxcheck]

ricky gives me such a wetty lol

[johnwarman54]

I love how they even had the kid actor move his hands up and down under the sheets

[jigglyfidda125]

my younger sister says the exact same things every time she catches me masturbating

[trotsafrikaner]

"Mom, get the fuck out!"

[yucamandioca]

@trotsafrikaner hahahahahahah....

[girlie182tools]

"Ricky, I did see what you were doing."

[MsCranberryDelight]

don't you wish all mommies were that laid back?

[WingedDrant]

@MsCranberryDelight No because it means they're zombies, and I don't want no zombie mom!

[flameswan]

omg he nodded at the end of it....(gag)if that happened like to me well any way thats just disgusting

[bubblepopelictric]

dude freaking creeeeeeepy

[wickedglamour]

holy shit.....lol.....if that ever happened to me, i'd probably commit suicide.......lol

[GhostOfRockyHorror]

the mom was like "i want your cock sauce.....i'll come back when your finished"

[MrDS67]

Oh,damn! :)))

[silentxxscreamsx]

Akwarddd.