Random Person: Cricken, can you take me to the grocery store? Cricken: Sure. (5 minutes later) Random Person: YOU'RE DRIVING THE WRONG WAY!!! DID YOU JUST HIT SOMEONE??!?! WHY ARE THE POLICE CHASING US?!?!?!
don't Read THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOURLIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW,YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON THE NEXT FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143MIN.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.ACTUALLY WORK
I did something just like the leap of faith part. Except there were more police cars, I used the RPG and blew up all the police cars then I jumped off the ramp for my "leap of faith" and used the RPG in mid air and died.
press 3 for a fatty beat up press 4 for a human ramp press 5 for crikens 6 star in 1 sec press 6 when criken needs assistance from gawd press 8 for the realistic fail escape and press 9 to see crikens balls of steel
Jesus will not save you today he's on his break HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!
TxFEpicxFREEK 3 days ago
HEY!
WHAT'S UP?
danidoitallwivladys 4 days ago
lmao. It's Manhattan :D
FlashShovel 1 week ago
@Criken2 can i add u on steam?
johnboyxoxo 1 week ago
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johnboyxoxo 1 week ago
thats gotta hurt 4:31
geolanzky 1 week ago
Jesus save me!!! Lmao
ZackSaturday100 1 week ago
Random Person: Cricken, can you take me to the grocery store? Cricken: Sure. (5 minutes later) Random Person: YOU'RE DRIVING THE WRONG WAY!!! DID YOU JUST HIT SOMEONE??!?! WHY ARE THE POLICE CHASING US?!?!?!
Undead520 1 week ago
supertrashcan nutsplit ACTIVATE!
jwill7250 1 week ago
Meh right ear was lonely :/
Fwjchimx 1 week ago
Boobs
XEvilCookiesX 1 week ago
lolO U CROSSED THE mexican border...thats why youve got 6 stars xDDD
FabiformFX 2 weeks ago
punch someone to death, 1 star.
cross a barricade, 6 stars.
MsGuinhodias 2 weeks ago
LOL! so funny!!! stupid fat guy needs to lose some weight...but its just a game :]
GamerKid840 2 weeks ago
Hai guys! got some left over doughnuts? :D
salmons101 2 weeks ago
4:23 nyan? nyan cat? wtf niko? its gta 4 not nyan cat game....
TheTeoras1 2 weeks ago
my right ear feels lonely
valiantred4 2 weeks ago
coool video :p nice job
tony08sincara 3 weeks ago
coool
tony08sincara 3 weeks ago
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Silentwolf47 3 weeks ago
criken ya da best at dying :P
thegameruler1 3 weeks ago
balls of steel what was that all about
ec801555 3 weeks ago
Ah, I remember my first time playing GTA 4 :)
TheRSCoalition 3 weeks ago
did he said nyan and boom into the thiny
acezero2010 4 weeks ago
I FUCKING ROFLED AT THE BALLS OF STEEL PART!
KikiZarola123 1 month ago
lol 1:39 ass punch :3
CRackaJack210 1 month ago
@Criken2 are you going to play GTA5
MrDarkbaron007 1 month ago
BALLS OF STEEL ;D
dragondux 1 month ago
i like ones with commentary more :)
TMBfan 1 month ago
every time you say Jesus help me u die!??
lightningmen1 1 month ago
Anyone wanna play on xbox? Add me. ReadySPLAT360
000jellyfish 1 month ago
@000jellyfish ok i willl later I'M H0P0NP0P with zeros c u later :D (hope you haves a mike)
EmegopsForever 1 month ago
@EmegopsForever Then I Can't Play I Have No Mic And I'm Not Home.
000jellyfish 1 month ago
lmao badass!
add me if you wanna play GTA
ReverendSyn7
ReverendSyn7 1 month ago
Nyaaaaaaaaaah nyah
speed200arti 1 month ago
@anticookie007 Touche
LukeABlack 1 month ago
4:29 nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(in slowmo)
MrTimmeh15 1 month ago
2:23 did criken just got 6 stars just for crossing a police block? wtf
4SomeDude 1 month ago
@4SomeDude yes i did it like... alot of times :D
SikGaming100 1 month ago
1:40 Fisting him to death O__O
XplosivCookie 1 month ago
tough balls
RorrerVideos 1 month ago
hey i saw kriken on gta
Ennoticias 1 month ago
this is pretty funny and watch out for those propane hot dog stands or THE HOT DOG STAND OF DEATH
scottyboy13428 1 month ago
...more like balls of Titanium alloy
Alomegasupreme 1 month ago
4:03 criken you do know that hotdog stands have propane?
LukeABlack 1 month ago
@LukeABlack Perhaps he didnt considering it was his first time playing.
AntiCookie007 1 month ago
1:35 whatdidyouthinkiwasajoke?
LukeABlack 1 month ago
criken= amazing driver
RaiderJake26 1 month ago 18
4:19 Lol..
screams3 1 month ago
i had a motocycle once and got through the police baracade. it was so awesome, i almost crashed, but i got away xD
Mnwga 1 month ago
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Juliansnake1000 1 month ago
Criken: Hey there!
Big Black Guy: Hey, mothafucka!
Criken: WTF (jumps angrily)
CpnGame 1 month ago 27
@CpnGame Criken: Shutup fatty. Im going to follow you now.
*big man falls*: push me and I'll kick your ass!
*slow mo*
Criken: ?
AzureDragoonGX 1 month ago
lol *crunch*
pizzapr2001 1 month ago
lmao it's like drunk driving
searcherz99 1 month ago
4:20 to 4:33 - MAH BALLZ!
frightcrew6778 1 month ago
best part XD 4:00
TehKarza 1 month ago
XD SOO HILARIOUS! Subsribed, you are epic! XD
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GuNzPr01001 2 months ago
4:20 - 4:35 best part
DualDeathShock 2 months ago
it's not a ramp, its a mamp
reallink2000 2 months ago
Ball crunch time
Awesomeguy6999 2 months ago
LOL the captains make it just beast, Hey! hes stealing the car i STOLE i LOLED!
BainesyyHD 2 months ago
LOL balls of steel love all your GTA iv vids ;)
kylethegr 2 months ago
XD *help hes stealing the car stole* made my night
sawedman 2 months ago
0:55 in background it says RAT ratmans revenge
whyguy22 2 months ago
whatdidyouthinkIwasajoke? (REALLY fast xD)
Keltfire88 2 months ago
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don't Read THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOURLIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW,YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON THE NEXT FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143MIN.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.ACTUALLY WORK
luofan1710
Foolishcodplayer 2 months ago
Nyyyaaaa :3
Mobiusgen 2 months ago
1:26 take it Bitch, TAKE IT!
Refleqkz 2 months ago
1:08 epic push
sba20041 2 months ago
you should of went skydiving into rotterdam tower
johnno380 2 months ago
Niko has balls of steeeeeeel, or possibly titanium
Emohunter115 2 months ago
@Emohunter115 all wrong he has balls of diamond
galvendorondo 3 weeks ago
lol i also pressed the wrong button when i was near a cop's car! xD
BellaTrixToxiCgirL 2 months ago
NYA~!
GameManForEver 2 months ago
that box blew the fuck up!
carbonmonoxcide 2 months ago
"Man made ramp" Lmao.
TheStreetFighterRyu 2 months ago
3:50 was actually pretty realistic not dieing in sand makes sense and that roll looked real
SuperDavi5 2 months ago
1:10 lolololololololol
gatorsjtt 3 months ago
Official GTAV trailer up!! My channel!
BSbluntslides 3 months ago
I want to meet you
nanidog92598 3 months ago
i want to eat you.
200entei 2 months ago
4:27 NYYYAHH!!
75xL4BEL 3 months ago
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75xL4BEL 3 months ago
does criken ever reply to comments
Procroto 3 months ago
@Procroto
Well he is having many of them to many of his videos all the time. Would YOU always answer every comment you get?
tt135l 2 months ago
@tt135l BRO i werent having a go. I was trying to get him to talk to me LOLOLOL
Procroto 2 months ago
4:30 OMFG Dick Crunck
Mr1Minigun 3 months ago
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FannieMarianvpl 3 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHH not nikkos balls!!!!
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Clemmonsmes 3 months ago
i cant stop laughing at 4:20
XTGNecro 3 months ago
BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Reachmastro 3 months ago 52
my first time playing i just kick polices but i loved i now how to get a rpg with out cheat codes
Oleg3776 3 months ago
wdeaw
Oleg3776 3 months ago
Well Criken it happens to me also when I actually walk into the police barricade on the bridge on my first time playing it . xD
kasyfithehero85 3 months ago
fkjdhfkjdhfasudgdashgkashfjashdjfhdsjghdasjfhgdasjgkhadsjkfgdkjbgjfdshfiagdshfkjgdsgjhadktgkfdgjfdkahdhfadkjfhakjdshfkjdsfghdvdufghdfgasjfgdasjfbajsdfhadbgfasdbgfjahdbkjasdlkfdsfgjasdkgashdaskgjhdaskjghadjhgkjhfsldjgadhgajshgdkjhgjahgdlkjdshgkasjdashfaskjfgkjadhglahsdkjlhfaskjdhfkjsdhgjsdhfjkshdgkjhdskjdshghdsfkjhdslfjkahkjfhadskjfhasldfhjdsfhlkdshflasdjhflskdjhflkajshdfkjashdfjasdhfjsdhfksjdhfkjhdsfjkdshfjsdkhfkjasdhfkjhdasjfhasdjkfhdasjfkhdasjkfhsjdahfjdskhfjdshfskjdhfaldhfalksdhflkjashdflkshd
Oleg3776 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE PART WERE THE FAT BLACK GUY IN IT XDDDDD
GLMELEE13 3 months ago
i laughed so hard when u punched fat bitch and said GET AWAY
MrJeremystevenson 3 months ago
Niko B don giv a fuk
ustolemypie2 3 months ago
soooooooooooooooo... you're an atheist now?
SubparDragoon 3 months ago
youthinkthatiwasajoke?
marc0d0n 3 months ago
*crunch*
KieferTheChief 3 months ago
i don't wana play left for dead now im playing gta iv go away thumbs up
revolver2750 3 months ago
is that xbox?
2000carfreak 3 months ago
lol ! Ezio or Altair may perform a better leap of faith ;)
Divyansh71 3 months ago
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TheAwsome5797 3 months ago
@TheAwsome5797 ''THUMBS UP IF-'' No. stfu.
thommelorus 3 months ago
well...he played very well when he started XD
TheAwsome5797 3 months ago
Niko said nyan when he crushed his balls. Lol
arkonomus 3 months ago
0:57 is willis! I molest him daily!
LandSquirrels 3 months ago 32
@LandSquirrels WAT
mamanettie 3 months ago
In game text! My speakers suck!
lordofmmo 3 months ago
4:22 :<
SauRon2100 3 months ago
3:04 looks like he rubbing his you noe what on the handle
xXXGus101xXx 4 months ago
3:05 looks like he rubbing his you noe what on the handle
xXXGus101xXx 4 months ago
lol it crunched ur balls
12345678910deventeat 4 months ago
1:34 whatdoyouthinkiwasajoke!? :/
Pr0d1gyHunt3r 4 months ago
I did something just like the leap of faith part. Except there were more police cars, I used the RPG and blew up all the police cars then I jumped off the ramp for my "leap of faith" and used the RPG in mid air and died.
NinjaZARproductions 4 months ago
Well we know that Niko's not having children...
TheAwesomeGarebear 4 months ago
you know whats so stuiped? once i crosed a bridge that you have to pay 5 dollors i didint pay the gave me 6 stars...tehy must be poor
cholop67 4 months ago
BALLS OF STEELL lolololol
omgacat520 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Criken2
4:25 u can actually see him grabbing his balls xD
halow1alone 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA AT 4:23
halow1alone 4 months ago
Add me DK Seanboy .....crunch lol
DKSeanboy 4 months ago
4:24 OH GOD HE CANT HAVE SEX ANYMORE
sonicadam11 4 months ago
3:25 no shit i wonder how that happend
xplatinumx15 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Criken2
1:40 NICOOOO BUTTT PAAAAAAUUUNNNCCCHHH
masterofdoom5000 4 months ago
multiplayer was much better
DJCrex 4 months ago
lol ballz of steelz
nice vid
myskillzpwn 4 months ago
Criken can't have babies anymore,HAHA.
789blackops 4 months ago
@Nachtara1000 lol
epicownage342 4 months ago
crikens awesome add me criken my gamer tag is criken292 add me!!!!
gumballmeow 4 months ago
@gumballmeow Fanboy of the Year Edition
Nachtara1000 4 months ago
no it dusnt look like a push
SuperU2bee 4 months ago in playlist All of Criken2
3:00 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
stratrocker12 4 months ago
Being an immigrant looks tough.
HeavenWolf108 4 months ago
NYAH!
ummmkewler 5 months ago
Oh right in the nutter butters hyuk hyuk
ariazthegreat 5 months ago
Omg crushed tesicles!!
FlawHawk 5 months ago
4:30 that red mist is Criken's balls exploding into thousands of little pieces.
OoopMAXqooO 5 months ago
3 great ppl of youtube:
Ray William Johnson
Criken2
penguinz0
kakokapolei123 5 months ago
@kakokapolei123 what about Tobuscus ?
pwnage451 4 months ago
@pwnage451 Don't know who???
kakokapolei123 4 months ago
4:30 MY FUCKING BALS!
cbsncmom 5 months ago
Lo your so funny im subbing!
Flightman453 5 months ago
Balls of steel :) omg i laughed myy head off lol :D
sisters118 5 months ago
1:40 lol epic fisting =3
lxXxDaBossxXxl 5 months ago
Balls of steel!
GamerGore 5 months ago
hey madafaka !
gamefan3300 5 months ago
WoW super speed hit to the balls at the end lol XD
Mr12KABOOM 5 months ago
hate the new youtube
Fallout3boy2077 5 months ago
1:09
"push me and ill beat yo ass!"
PUUUSSSHHH MEEE AND ILL BEEAAAT YOOOO AAAEEYYEESSSS
MrJoint187 5 months ago
Blood goes everwhere after he slams his crotch at a high speed on a garbage can.
Gets up and keeps walking
BALLS OF STEEEL
MrMumble127 5 months ago
Crotch shot with a garbage can
xhevalin1 5 months ago
hey mothafu*ka :D
hambapasta1 5 months ago
You rock when it comes to funny!_!
MrIan100000 5 months ago
you punched the fat guy on his ass!
MrIan100000 5 months ago
FAT MAN oh!no!
MrIan100000 5 months ago
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "balls of steel" f*** u!!
JoveWillAttack 5 months ago
his balls exploded
SamuraiPie8111 5 months ago
NYAN! balls of steel
mrdretlu87 5 months ago
LOL. You're a very nice driver.
standNscreamrach 5 months ago
ouch
CuTeStGuRlOnEaRtH 5 months ago
THUMBS UP IF YA HAVE BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!
PycckoeShow 5 months ago 36
Dude u make the best gta4 vids
DKSeanboy 5 months ago
press 3 for a fatty beat up press 4 for a human ramp press 5 for crikens 6 star in 1 sec press 6 when criken needs assistance from gawd press 8 for the realistic fail escape and press 9 to see crikens balls of steel
imjustmakingone 5 months ago
Niko pulled a Voldemort at 4:27 NYAAAAAA!!!
40RockTheRed8 5 months ago
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40RockTheRed8 5 months ago
PUSH ME AND I KICK YOUR ASS (Starts punching Criken in the face)
coperlol 5 months ago
u should make a suicide video of gta 4
NikoBellicGTA41000 5 months ago
4:25 hahahahah
Fykkyr 5 months ago
1:39-1:43 he was fisting that guy
Fallout3boy2077 5 months ago
والله فله يا حضك
abufahd05995 5 months ago
o im sorry -.-' ...just kick his ass bitch
rkgracanica 5 months ago 28
@rkgracanica this guy sucks at gta he is not far at all
gtalovers1 4 months ago
@gtalovers1 he is surppose to make it funny -.-
maplefariy13 4 months ago
3:09 Only Criken could cause that much panic in 5 minutes.
DrChestBurster 6 months ago
4:35 niko is duke nukem :D
MrJoint187 6 months ago
Did anyone else catch the song at 4:20?
olimar9 6 months ago
0:59 niko bellic vs cee lo green
YoJo672 6 months ago