I'm convinced Julian has Asperger's or general mild high-functioning autism (I've read a lot about him from co-workers, ex-coworkers, his mom & stepdad, & what I've observed on him in countless videos). He has all the textbook symptoms: stimming, blinking a lot, life-consuming fixated obsessions (coding/hacking, justice and outing the bad guys, open gov't), monotonous slow speaking. Aspergians physically come off as apathetic & don't understand body language<-hence what the guy in the vid said.
@ExxxquisiteCorpse he's also been described by people close to him as "a walking encyclopedia" on some subjects, which is what is often said about Asperger's people. Also, I wanted to point out that filling up a computer's space with random numbers is actually a hacking technique to permanently delete a file or more files (since regular "trash bin" deleting doesn't actually permanently delete files for a while). Was he trying to delete some secret documents? Haha.
Then you hire the electrician and you catch him sniffing your husbands Gstings. This was so funny I laughed my ass off. You almost nailed Julians social apathy & apsie like charisma. I guess we would have to pry him from the couch if he stayed with us. I feel my three little ones would of destored this mans work in a day and we would of seen him running for his dear freedom.. Hitch hiking, I guess that is similar to coutch surfing , with the individuals I met. This world is a circus.
How is it that we can send in gunships to shoot up Gaddafi, but we leave Assange luxuriating in his English mansion. The Obama regime suffers from severe disconnect.
You have to understand that Julian Assange is either a CIA/NSA Operative or very good at Evading Arrest. Think about it, someone who spills US Embassy documents is still walking? #It's time that people wake up and see reality................
I can't believe this guy is still out there on the run. If we can nail Bin Laden surely we can take out Assange. I mean, use the Navy Seals if we have to.
@AmerikanPatriot@578mastin Why? 1) He is very good >:-P. 2) The US constitution was written by very clever people. Those people wrote it (very specifically) to protect people like julian assange from the scum who would consider such actions. You don't deserve freedom. Ungreatful prick.
From what I heard, the person you are stawmanning has got perfect manners & IS VERY RESPONSIVE TO PEOPLE'S NEEDS AND NEVER TRANSGRESSES On PArtners space. Usually introvert people avoid causing offence because in social circles they are shy and try to avoid attention. So your strawman just isnt logical.
A real fail; and can only be construed for the blatant propoganda for the benefit of the original transgressors and trafficking protoganists who need a shot in the arm theyre on the right path.
2. Its as if, youve observed the things the person youre strawmanning takes pains to get right & then decide to invert it that they do the opposite. Youve got no bigger crime on that person than belittling the opposite of what they actually do, youre really scraping the barrel in order to be irritating and faux-sanctimonious. FAIL.
What you sociopaths in the media seem to forget is that it is your projection- it is you that demands the world's attention even if that means massaccring people
3politicians & judges going about their civic duty & trying to make theworld a better & healthier place.It is you that have yr feet up on other people's property & countries(see the arrogant Assange with his feet up on the train in Sweden) before he engineers attention byclaiming he's done a faux rape..yep, it is you the film makers of that video that have ownership & entitlement issues & lack decorum- all of which is consistent with the hallmarks of traffikers- & nothing to do with yr strawman.
To all of the nuts who think this is CIA propaganda: calm down. This video was made by Allison Silverman and David Rees, two people who have made careers on being critical of the US government. Do you believe their life's work has been an elaborate front leading up to an amusing 5 minute youtube video in order to smear Assange's reputation?
This vid is not an attack on his cause, just his manners as a houseguest. Go get worked up about something else.
Metaphorically -- Julian Assange is a bad houseguest, speaking of which ever since the WikiLeak he has no stable home he can comfortable stay - he will be a constant global fugitive!!
@StatsChew . he seems to have a comfortable home in Britain, where his organisation, as he says himself, "suffers no opposition" from any international law.
I don't personally know Julian Assange so I can't say if he's really like this or not, but I can say this video isn't funny. No humor. I give it too thumbs down.
I love how there are so many people who disbelieve this story. Like somehow it's not possible that Julian Assange is an eccentric weirdo. Based on other stories about the guy, this is very plausible. Very entertaining.
Awesome video! I'm glad to see Allison hasn't lost her touch. And the guy playing Assange was amazing. I could see myself doing a lot of the sorts of things Julian did - taking up the couch, eating food, not making small-talk - without it ever even occurring to me that I might be doing something the hosts didn't like. Using the wife's laptop without permission, though, and refusing to leave when you agreed to...that sort of thing is not cool. Still makes for a funny story, though. :)
Anyone who laps up this utter bullshit is a complete fucking retard. FACT. Bet loads of American fuckwits swallow this graciously like the cum of their leaders.
@lithead, it wouldn't be too hard to pipe /dev/urandom into a file and let it do its thing. you probably have to type less than 20 characters to accomplish this.
How long would it take to actually type a 20 gigabyte file of random letters? These people are the most unimaginative, unadventurous, boring and plain dull people to ever narrate a whinefest. They truly are the definition of bourgeois! Have they no curiosity about Wikileaks or how Assange uses the internet? No - he's too "Europeanish"!
My god, Americans sound so utterly provincial. And I am an American!
@lithead - people like you who comment on things you don't even try to understand are certainly provincial, but I doubt it has anything to do with your nationality.
@gridnov74 I understood it perfectly. The whole *point* of the video was that these (theoretical) narrators didn't get Assange or his importance or his abilities at all. They actually think he could have sat there and typed a 20 gig txt file overnight - they actually imagine that he sat there andtyped over 20B characters, for instance
The film is very amusing - but it sells Americans' intelligence short - as do you.
@lithead Julian is brilliant, those people must be very thoughtless. Assange has done nothing but to try to help war victims and stop the war in general. people need to give him some credits
@gridnov74 Vitriolic hyperventilation at anonymous strangers is what gets you off, eh? Be careful. At first you think you've got it under control. You can take it or leave it alone. But soon you find that you are a perfect slave to its drug-like effects.
Case in point: your peculiar rants directed at comparatively unexceptional posts that hit you the wrong way. Continue down this path and you'll wind up standing on streetcorners, shouting obscenities at passers-by.
This is just how I imagined him to interact with other people and their needs. Not at all. He somehow appear to really love himself and doesn't seem to care about stuff that directly concerns other people. A narcissist.
i had alli silverman as a houseguest. she left her smelly underwear all over the floor & even on the kitchen table. she always forgot 2 flush the toilet. she left gross hair balls in the shower & spit all over the sink. she spilled wine on the rug &, not only didnt she lift a finger to wipe it up, she didnt even apologize. my dog was afraid of her. he would run 2 me 4 protection or cower in a corner whenever she came into the room. after she left, i found ~50 used condoms under the bed
@eclecticfire73 I haven't made a single video on YouTube so far, my account consists entirely of my favorited videos. Are you saying that I'm wrong on facts? It's well known that CIA ordered the state department (aka diplomats, not CIA agents) to get DNA, fingerprints, iris scans, credit card #'s from top UN officials. It's also well known that DynCorp used US tax money to pay for 'dancing boys' at a recruiting party of some sort, when the revelation came out the person responsible resigned.
@Acerola211 ..its well known that international blackmailers work in the cia and can put pressure on employees at the state department.....the product that is used to blackmail those men is slaves from romania - women and children) if you wanted to interfere with the process of blackmail that allows this force to have the upper hand in policy- right back to those persons at the cia- you would have to assassinate the
trafiikers that allow that flow of power to go their way. It would immediately throw all those blackmail plans into turmoil. Its a delicate operation- not as robust as people think. They cant operate in the moment without those slaves.. and they cant operate without the especially appointed middlemen who traffick them ( greedy, shameless, well-appointed, psychopaths in high society are not as thick on the ground as some people might think), so immediate replacement is not always possible.
What Im saying is that Obama needs to get a select group of very trusted men together as a sort of death squad.. these men conflate themselves with the prestige and protection of the military or high society & other people in the elite get put in a sticky situation of having to support them, even though they dont want to, and theres just no other answer.
They wont go otherwise. All they can do is gain more and more power. The media will have a tough time causing trouble without the slaves to
put the pressure on- the vehicle for the blackmail, extortion etc. If you notice they always use the sign of an arrow pointing up( and usually use a traffick road sign)- thats right..the only direction is up and up and up- unless someone physically stops them. It cant be done with the legal route, and that is where liberal democracy has failed.
As for the DNA, Nobody at the state dept was told to get DNA.
"DNA " was in fact a euphemism used by the crime gang ( a piss-take actually harking back to mr clinton and the monica lewinsky dress)- hopefully you can see i t is referring to "get the sperm". What that in fact means, is 'get the compromising footage of top European/UN officials sleeping with our slaves and remind them of it”.
Hillary Clinton probably has no idea what Assange is talking about. But other officials might worry- thinking “does he mean he’s got stuff on me?” etc.
If assange can get the worlds officials’ to believe he is the cia and has compromising footage on everyone so much the better. Its all mind games. It helps that the trafficking is legal in Europe; again, getting back to the blackmail issue, if you take that element out, then nobody is really forced to listen. Assange’s game is element of surprise & to put into a politician’s head that he “has stuff on them”- whether he has or not (and usually he hasn’t) the trick is effective,
because one is always left wondering if he has something they haven’t thought about it. Sometimes people give things way in trying to defend themselves. The trick is, with an operator like assange, is to give NOTHING away- a tactic ,like some intelligent politicians, like Julia Gillard , seem to have the measure of.
Ps. They don’t really mean “if you use a condom u will safeguard yourself from captain69 stealing your DNA! The “dna” stands in for the euphemism of sex activity with those slaves in general-which will be filmed, i can promise you, so, in the meantime, if u don’t want them to get a hold of you, don’t do it!
@Mayokitty7 . they seem to have abandoned the other PR exercise which was the pretend court cases, sweden & interpol got arrest warrant out etc .
Its just been left hanging in the air ...
marriane ny & clare montgomerty have said nothing more about the matter...they are hoping everyone wil have forgotten that they had even said he was wanted
Anyway, i dont think any of this will endear scandinavia to reverse their anti -traffiking law.
Hopefully survivors from uk can make their way there
Wow...could this video move any slower. I was yawning after 30 seconds and felt pain to continue to watch more than 1 minute. I don't understand the hype, this is just not very entertaining.
Taking a guess they would be someone who tried to write about something and have a philosophy degree. Which according to the Republican party means you are mentally ill.
Your enemies are always gormless, writers and philosophers ( Manning, Assange, loughner- dont ascribe him a coherent philosopy). If you could find the single muse who shares all those characteristics, you could find the 'source' Assange is so hell bent on "protecting" and keeping anonymous.
@ seukfuhi. Its a shame you didnt save this sketch for the callgirl series- you could have used it in the sketch where shes shredding documents as a gormless lowly bank clerk who cant even get that right, so its justifable that she should be disposed into captain69 to give blow jobs.
If the bank had employees that worked for organised crime- or were blackmailed by organised crime to give out loans- the crime gang, receives the loan via the girl but the girl and the bank is left in debt.
The bank can then claim the girl was responsible whilst knowing they gave organised crime money - the banks money to organised crime.
The bank can then claim that the govt should pay off the banks debts due to "faulty customers" rather than the bank being coerced into giving money to foreign, or criminal agencies.
It would be worth checking- how many unemployed girls who claim to have worked for captain69 were given loans during their time . As far as i am aware- once those girls are left holding the debt. The debts are too huge for an unemployable person to repay. Luckily the girls feel their life is over, and committ
suicide; which also helps out the banks situation- cos the loan gets written off- and probably gets reclaimed off the taxpayer via subsidising schemes.
The problem for organised crime, would be if the girl continued to keep living.
This is because, at any point, the issue could be raised about why someone with no income was allowed to wash money via proxy.
If the girl continued to live- the gang may try to get the person either locked up or made physically sick etc.
They will not kill her, because it would lend creedence to her accusations against what went on during her time with the agency- the peole she met, and the various scams she knew she had been privy, and - without her knowledge- a party to .
The bank can cover itself by blaming the accountee.
It would also be worth checking the background of the man & woman who gave her the loans
A pattern would come to light in no time, if one were to get hold of ex-captain69 employees bank details who claim they were destroyed in that short space of time.
A conscientious banker would be able to give a "financial reading" of whether it looked suspicious
..or rather a "social/forensic financial " reading. Sometimes bankers say they can tell when someone has become a drug addict.
What they may find, is that someone who for ten years had impeccable banking behaviour- no overdraft- and possibly a large balance, has gone to "out of character" extreme levels of debt in a very short space of
and/ or including approaches to the bank for huge loans.
Its not worth going down the road of why the girl suddenly acted out of charcter, it is worth going down the avenue of why the bank did- the answer as to why several employees gave several loans to one unemployed accountee with no discernable career- and how it was justified to be in the bank's interest- may shed light on a wider fraud generally.
Traffiking cannot operate without "inside" help from banks or estate agents.
..the reason the girl acted out of character may be manyfold. She may have been gotten addicted to drugs by a man she recently met- he may have come to her with wild schemes and said he "was in the dream game".. He may have asked her for money, or said he needed it for drugs, rent etc, and pointed her in the direction of a bank or employee that miraculously gave an unemployable mentally ill person with no track record of
work, or successful paying of loans, a whopping loan. he may himself be acting for a foreign power, which helped out that countrys defence budget..but he neednt worry and neither the bank employee, because they know the future forensic argument will just stop with analysing the morality or motives of the girl- which, "security wise", are irrelevent.
It would also be worth checking whether Ms Laura Mains mother has paranoid schizophrenia.
It would also be worth checking if anyone else has said they were raped whilst working for captain69 and their parents were dead or had schizophrenia .
If the person is murdered or framed with murder afterward, it would be worth checking that persons bank account. If that person had inherited money, it would be worth seeing if their bank account had been stripped in
the time frame they declared they worked for captain69.
It would be worth seeing, if they simultaneously had their life savings(especially inheritances) stripped whilst they worked for captain69, and were given by banks huge loans despite the fact they were unemployed.
Say somebody had 15k from an inheritance or trust fund. They were unemployed and a prostitute- with no collateral. Supposing they were given 20 k s worth of bank loans in that time- for no justifiable reason. They had no job,
@jamesharvey . i thought this was meant to be acting..as billie piper said about secret diary of a callgirl - or rather ransacking ward of court files held at justice department to put "mentally ill" people into captain69" .
Theyre supposed to be acting and traffiking isnt really real.
It would be worth checking if there are any wards of court girls that are alive in UK that have not been put in a mental hospital or murdered since captain69 has been running in United Kingdom.
Seems like he had no respect for his hosts. I don't blame him. He has an IQ four times their to begin with and he's changing the world whilst they dine with whiney yuppies, moan about spaghetti and nag at him to move on. Julian, you can stay with me as long as you like and I'll COOK you anything you want and BUY you a fucking couch. Just don't stop doing what you're doing.
@rhapsodical78 It's a simple matter of respect. He needs them, they don't need him. You don't accept someone's hospitality, then move in and act like you own the place.
@nomdeplume72 They need him way more than he needs them, they're just too stuck in their superficial bourgeois kingdom to realise it. The Western world is approaching dictatorship by piecemeal whilst they're fixating on adhering to cultural norms.
Great, now will you make a video making fun of Hilary Clinton/CIA for spying on top UN officials? Or DynCorps for using US tax dollars to fund child sex slavery in Afghanistan? No? Julian's awful, awful manners is way more important and needs to be made fun of? WAAH, I WANT TO SIT DOWN BUT JULIAN WON'T LET ME.
@Acerola211 . you didnt make videos making fun of the cia for spying on top UN officials..you made a video and newswires saying hillary did. Big difference my little disinformer. and u didnt make a video saying you would expose people in the american military traffiking children from afghanistan, becaus dyncorp were exposing them from Romania and Kosovo..another big difference.
Dont bother getting the heat off..children are being traffiked from romania and kosovo
@1ferg1 Haha, get real. If the CIA was going to initiate a propaganda campaign to defame him, it would pick a better angle than him being a shitty houseguest.
@1ferg1 it is part of a smear campaign, but the cia doesnt have to 'organize' it. assange has made a lot of enemies who r very happy to pick up on and exaggerate any tidbit. A lot of powerful governments, industries, even religions hate him. i'd hate to have to make a list of his enemies: church of scientology, NY Times, Guardian, kenya, the x-presidents of tunesia, libya, egypt, australia, china, sweden, spain, bank of america, swiss banks, all their big investors, russia, pakistan, cia, usa..
I'm pretty sure Assange is not the most socially intelligent guy, and could probably be a bit of a dick but still his work makes up for his lack of other skills.
Nicely made, but the premise gets rather dull after the first minute or so. I preferred SNL's take on Assange. Here it just seems like he has picked the wrong hosts.
He is welcome to stay at my house. I have more than a single couch to sit on, and I wouldn't bore him with the small talk.
@themendios I have a stupid boring story about an prolonged encounter with someone who really matters, but my someone was really fond of financially enslaving women and then turning them into his personal prostitutes all while writing and negotiating international political policy that would benefit entire countries. A hero to some may be a villain to many...just sayin'. Some people are just dicks, no matter how great they may seem. :)
sorry you nancys sounds like assange was too busy exposing international governmental corruption to care about making small talk with the likes of you. suck it up.
@aeg623 The point is that Julian Assange is a dick, pure and simple, and that helps to explain why he runs WikiLeaks the way he does. Regardless of whether you agree with his political goals, you can't deny the pattern of behavior.
@Celedam It's seems a bit ironic that all of the sudden people are trying to find ways to trash him. First Domscheit, then other videos just like this just so that they can discredit Julian and wikileaks. ridiculous.
@mrgreebly .. doing *hugs* when youre an ex army man traffiking women and children. lol.
Try to pretend youre women folk like your silly "allison silverman" credit.
Always the same. Never change. Never learn.
I will finish you...just like I always planned to do. And theres no amount of dressing Billy Piper up, or using Assange, or then, when even thats failed- sending up a strawman of assange , that can change all the mistakes you've made.
The people in this video are not even actors but from a PR outfit that is taking a direct cut from the proceeds of traffiking. Indicating that somebodys relative will be poisoned is an offence. Lawyers will be notified that the threat has been made & all names of persons involved will be given. It will also be noted that this lawyer will give the names to many other sources, inc, the FBI if possible.
you ve got to stoop to making death threats now. I thought the whole point of pissing away millions of dollars on the assange spectacle was so that you didnt have to do that?
What you gonna do? Boot my comment off here and sock puppet this video is so great and keep it on the google thread for the next week cos youre scartching your head for ideas for new material; your enemy was supposed to be locked up by now?
Too bad.
Youd have thought youd have learnt your lesson about making iconic
I'm convinced Julian has Asperger's or general mild high-functioning autism (I've read a lot about him from co-workers, ex-coworkers, his mom & stepdad, & what I've observed on him in countless videos). He has all the textbook symptoms: stimming, blinking a lot, life-consuming fixated obsessions (coding/hacking, justice and outing the bad guys, open gov't), monotonous slow speaking. Aspergians physically come off as apathetic & don't understand body language<-hence what the guy in the vid said.
ExxxquisiteCorpse 2 weeks ago
@ExxxquisiteCorpse he's also been described by people close to him as "a walking encyclopedia" on some subjects, which is what is often said about Asperger's people. Also, I wanted to point out that filling up a computer's space with random numbers is actually a hacking technique to permanently delete a file or more files (since regular "trash bin" deleting doesn't actually permanently delete files for a while). Was he trying to delete some secret documents? Haha.
ExxxquisiteCorpse 2 weeks ago
most boring .... yawn ... zzz zzz zzz
starsbydaylight 1 month ago
Well douchbags always do squat in your houses
Extersis 4 months ago
Then you hire the electrician and you catch him sniffing your husbands Gstings. This was so funny I laughed my ass off. You almost nailed Julians social apathy & apsie like charisma. I guess we would have to pry him from the couch if he stayed with us. I feel my three little ones would of destored this mans work in a day and we would of seen him running for his dear freedom.. Hitch hiking, I guess that is similar to coutch surfing , with the individuals I met. This world is a circus.
Rand0mManic 8 months ago
@Rand0mManic Haha, at first I read "coutch surfing" as "crotch surfing". How fitting ;).
ExxxquisiteCorpse 2 weeks ago
Oh my god I am dying. This is hilarious!
FAWYful 8 months ago
why are the americans not funny.
colindrums19 8 months ago
How is it that we can send in gunships to shoot up Gaddafi, but we leave Assange luxuriating in his English mansion. The Obama regime suffers from severe disconnect.
AmerikanPatriot 8 months ago
You have to understand that Julian Assange is either a CIA/NSA Operative or very good at Evading Arrest. Think about it, someone who spills US Embassy documents is still walking? #It's time that people wake up and see reality................
578mastin 9 months ago
I can't believe this guy is still out there on the run. If we can nail Bin Laden surely we can take out Assange. I mean, use the Navy Seals if we have to.
AmerikanPatriot 9 months ago
@AmerikanPatriot @578mastin Why? 1) He is very good >:-P. 2) The US constitution was written by very clever people. Those people wrote it (very specifically) to protect people like julian assange from the scum who would consider such actions. You don't deserve freedom. Ungreatful prick.
DrKrastapopolos 8 months ago
From what I heard, the person you are stawmanning has got perfect manners & IS VERY RESPONSIVE TO PEOPLE'S NEEDS AND NEVER TRANSGRESSES On PArtners space. Usually introvert people avoid causing offence because in social circles they are shy and try to avoid attention. So your strawman just isnt logical.
A real fail; and can only be construed for the blatant propoganda for the benefit of the original transgressors and trafficking protoganists who need a shot in the arm theyre on the right path.
eclecticfire73 9 months ago
2. Its as if, youve observed the things the person youre strawmanning takes pains to get right & then decide to invert it that they do the opposite. Youve got no bigger crime on that person than belittling the opposite of what they actually do, youre really scraping the barrel in order to be irritating and faux-sanctimonious. FAIL.
What you sociopaths in the media seem to forget is that it is your projection- it is you that demands the world's attention even if that means massaccring people
eclecticfire73 9 months ago
3politicians & judges going about their civic duty & trying to make theworld a better & healthier place.It is you that have yr feet up on other people's property & countries(see the arrogant Assange with his feet up on the train in Sweden) before he engineers attention byclaiming he's done a faux rape..yep, it is you the film makers of that video that have ownership & entitlement issues & lack decorum- all of which is consistent with the hallmarks of traffikers- & nothing to do with yr strawman.
eclecticfire73 9 months ago
that guy who plays Assange is F*CKING HILARIOUS!!!! bravo!
500Wetlands 9 months ago
hahahahahahahah!........
very funny! had a couple of pretty similar guest situations. Assandre is after all human.
Alyson Shotz isan artist, not a gov propaganda spy.
mars8044 10 months ago
very funny! had a couple of pretty similar guest situations. Assandre is after all human.
mars8044 10 months ago
very funny! had a couple of pretty similar guest situations. Assandre is after all human.
mars8044 10 months ago
@1:39 HE BROUGHT A GIRL OVER?
umm, that's not a girl. I don't know what that is, but that's not a girl.
Alert Paranormal Files: It's Anorexic Sasquatch.
januarybones 11 months ago
@januarybones . more like a revolting parasitical rat.
eclecticfire73 9 months ago
Brilliant!! lol
schussuk 11 months ago
ROFLMAO@paper shredder
gleader 11 months ago
Actually it's kind of lame. Can you make it more funny??..Somehow??
LaurieGalvan 11 months ago
To all of the nuts who think this is CIA propaganda: calm down. This video was made by Allison Silverman and David Rees, two people who have made careers on being critical of the US government. Do you believe their life's work has been an elaborate front leading up to an amusing 5 minute youtube video in order to smear Assange's reputation?
This vid is not an attack on his cause, just his manners as a houseguest. Go get worked up about something else.
joliverti 11 months ago
@joliverti , is 'being critical of the US govt' a code for zionism?
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
Julian can live with me anytime!!!
kochammata 11 months ago
Propaganda!!!!! Julian is a down to earth guy, hes not a weirdo
kochammata 11 months ago
Metaphorically -- Julian Assange is a bad houseguest, speaking of which ever since the WikiLeak he has no stable home he can comfortable stay - he will be a constant global fugitive!!
StatsChew 11 months ago
@StatsChew . he seems to have a comfortable home in Britain, where his organisation, as he says himself, "suffers no opposition" from any international law.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
Julian Assange. Hero. Douchebag.
logician360 11 months ago 10
I don't personally know Julian Assange so I can't say if he's really like this or not, but I can say this video isn't funny. No humor. I give it too thumbs down.
culthero 11 months ago
Hey assange get the fk off my couch or i call the cia!
cruuudd 11 months ago
I love how there are so many people who disbelieve this story. Like somehow it's not possible that Julian Assange is an eccentric weirdo. Based on other stories about the guy, this is very plausible. Very entertaining.
mechadennis 11 months ago
Awesome video! I'm glad to see Allison hasn't lost her touch. And the guy playing Assange was amazing. I could see myself doing a lot of the sorts of things Julian did - taking up the couch, eating food, not making small-talk - without it ever even occurring to me that I might be doing something the hosts didn't like. Using the wife's laptop without permission, though, and refusing to leave when you agreed to...that sort of thing is not cool. Still makes for a funny story, though. :)
MurasakiYugata 11 months ago
Garbage
WilliamH1cks 11 months ago
This is bullshit. Complete bullshit.
TheMiltoniousBlog 11 months ago
What douchebag. I hope he gets put in jail for raping that woman.
Shawnat1234 11 months ago
...you do know it's a joke, right?
jonequalscool 11 months ago 9
wtf is this shit?
winkytct 11 months ago
Anyone who laps up this utter bullshit is a complete fucking retard. FACT. Bet loads of American fuckwits swallow this graciously like the cum of their leaders.
tr0lly0u 11 months ago
@tr0lly0u You do realize this was done by Allison Silverman? Of the Colbert Report? She's not exactly a Republican shill. :P
MurasakiYugata 11 months ago
@MurasakiYugata Don't forget David Rees of Get Your War On fame. HUGE Republican lackey....
joliverti 11 months ago
FUCK YOU CIA !
zero00tolerance 11 months ago
No good deed goes unpunished. LOL
happykt 11 months ago
xd
MuuzarMusic 11 months ago
pretty funny
joze605 11 months ago
@lithead, it wouldn't be too hard to pipe /dev/urandom into a file and let it do its thing. you probably have to type less than 20 characters to accomplish this.
gremlack 11 months ago
@gremlack You and I know that. But the theoretical people who narrate this don't - that's what makes them ridiculous.
lithead 11 months ago
How long would it take to actually type a 20 gigabyte file of random letters? These people are the most unimaginative, unadventurous, boring and plain dull people to ever narrate a whinefest. They truly are the definition of bourgeois! Have they no curiosity about Wikileaks or how Assange uses the internet? No - he's too "Europeanish"!
My god, Americans sound so utterly provincial. And I am an American!
lithead 11 months ago
@lithead - people like you who comment on things you don't even try to understand are certainly provincial, but I doubt it has anything to do with your nationality.
Great vid though, very entertaining.
gridnov74 11 months ago
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lithead 11 months ago
@gridnov74 I understood it perfectly. The whole *point* of the video was that these (theoretical) narrators didn't get Assange or his importance or his abilities at all. They actually think he could have sat there and typed a 20 gig txt file overnight - they actually imagine that he sat there andtyped over 20B characters, for instance
The film is very amusing - but it sells Americans' intelligence short - as do you.
lithead 11 months ago 2
@lithead Julian is brilliant, those people must be very thoughtless. Assange has done nothing but to try to help war victims and stop the war in general. people need to give him some credits
kochammata 11 months ago
@lithead your comprehension skills are horrible and you are dense as a brick; please don't reproduce.
gridnov74 11 months ago
@gridnov74 Vitriolic hyperventilation at anonymous strangers is what gets you off, eh? Be careful. At first you think you've got it under control. You can take it or leave it alone. But soon you find that you are a perfect slave to its drug-like effects.
Case in point: your peculiar rants directed at comparatively unexceptional posts that hit you the wrong way. Continue down this path and you'll wind up standing on streetcorners, shouting obscenities at passers-by.
lithead 11 months ago
This is just how I imagined him to interact with other people and their needs. Not at all. He somehow appear to really love himself and doesn't seem to care about stuff that directly concerns other people. A narcissist.
KesoXorganoff 11 months ago
Apparently pettiness knows no limits.
tvstvs 11 months ago
What can still think ? , what propaganda!
Sindarix 11 months ago
rotten fruit! lol.
who did they expect? sorta understandable that JA might have some quirks. they could have kicked him out anytime if they cannot stand him
sasarLIM 11 months ago
Before you can kill a political opponent you have to first destroy his or her reputation. Oldest trick in the ........erm........... KGB book
plamrad 11 months ago
i had alli silverman as a houseguest. she left her smelly underwear all over the floor & even on the kitchen table. she always forgot 2 flush the toilet. she left gross hair balls in the shower & spit all over the sink. she spilled wine on the rug &, not only didnt she lift a finger to wipe it up, she didnt even apologize. my dog was afraid of her. he would run 2 me 4 protection or cower in a corner whenever she came into the room. after she left, i found ~50 used condoms under the bed
censored6x 11 months ago
ah well nobodys perfect ..
vytemagic 11 months ago
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Love This. Julian's girlfriend is hot.
tasha6664 11 months ago
Love This. Julian's girlfriend is hot.
tasha6664 11 months ago
LOL - assange has been downloading porn again hehe
directorlog 11 months ago
@eclecticfire73 I haven't made a single video on YouTube so far, my account consists entirely of my favorited videos. Are you saying that I'm wrong on facts? It's well known that CIA ordered the state department (aka diplomats, not CIA agents) to get DNA, fingerprints, iris scans, credit card #'s from top UN officials. It's also well known that DynCorp used US tax money to pay for 'dancing boys' at a recruiting party of some sort, when the revelation came out the person responsible resigned.
Acerola211 11 months ago
@Acerola211 ..its well known that international blackmailers work in the cia and can put pressure on employees at the state department.....the product that is used to blackmail those men is slaves from romania - women and children) if you wanted to interfere with the process of blackmail that allows this force to have the upper hand in policy- right back to those persons at the cia- you would have to assassinate the
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
trafiikers that allow that flow of power to go their way. It would immediately throw all those blackmail plans into turmoil. Its a delicate operation- not as robust as people think. They cant operate in the moment without those slaves.. and they cant operate without the especially appointed middlemen who traffick them ( greedy, shameless, well-appointed, psychopaths in high society are not as thick on the ground as some people might think), so immediate replacement is not always possible.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
What Im saying is that Obama needs to get a select group of very trusted men together as a sort of death squad.. these men conflate themselves with the prestige and protection of the military or high society & other people in the elite get put in a sticky situation of having to support them, even though they dont want to, and theres just no other answer.
They wont go otherwise. All they can do is gain more and more power. The media will have a tough time causing trouble without the slaves to
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
put the pressure on- the vehicle for the blackmail, extortion etc. If you notice they always use the sign of an arrow pointing up( and usually use a traffick road sign)- thats right..the only direction is up and up and up- unless someone physically stops them. It cant be done with the legal route, and that is where liberal democracy has failed.
As for the DNA, Nobody at the state dept was told to get DNA.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
"DNA " was in fact a euphemism used by the crime gang ( a piss-take actually harking back to mr clinton and the monica lewinsky dress)- hopefully you can see i t is referring to "get the sperm". What that in fact means, is 'get the compromising footage of top European/UN officials sleeping with our slaves and remind them of it”.
Hillary Clinton probably has no idea what Assange is talking about. But other officials might worry- thinking “does he mean he’s got stuff on me?” etc.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
If assange can get the worlds officials’ to believe he is the cia and has compromising footage on everyone so much the better. Its all mind games. It helps that the trafficking is legal in Europe; again, getting back to the blackmail issue, if you take that element out, then nobody is really forced to listen. Assange’s game is element of surprise & to put into a politician’s head that he “has stuff on them”- whether he has or not (and usually he hasn’t) the trick is effective,
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
because one is always left wondering if he has something they haven’t thought about it. Sometimes people give things way in trying to defend themselves. The trick is, with an operator like assange, is to give NOTHING away- a tactic ,like some intelligent politicians, like Julia Gillard , seem to have the measure of.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
Ps. They don’t really mean “if you use a condom u will safeguard yourself from captain69 stealing your DNA! The “dna” stands in for the euphemism of sex activity with those slaves in general-which will be filmed, i can promise you, so, in the meantime, if u don’t want them to get a hold of you, don’t do it!
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
Uh, why can't I post any comments here?
Acerola211 11 months ago
@Acerola211 Oops sorry about this, I keep trying to post one comment that keeps giving me an error - apparently I can post short comments
Acerola211 11 months ago
Did anyone notice the porn magnets at 1:20? Or was I just me. haha
IsntMyNameUnique 11 months ago
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@IsntMyNameUnique That's art! Modigliani left & Gauguin's "Nevermore O Tahiti" right.
Good pictures are good for health!
signalcamp 11 months ago
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@IsntMyNameUnique That's art! Modigliani left & Gauguin's "Nevermore O Tahiti" right.
Good pictures are good for health!
signalcamp 11 months ago
How do I know this is true?
Mayokitty7 11 months ago
@Mayokitty7 That's art! Modigliani & Gauguin's "Nevermore O Tahiti" on the right.
Good pictures are good for health!
signalcamp 11 months ago
@Mayokitty7 . they seem to have abandoned the other PR exercise which was the pretend court cases, sweden & interpol got arrest warrant out etc .
Its just been left hanging in the air ...
marriane ny & clare montgomerty have said nothing more about the matter...they are hoping everyone wil have forgotten that they had even said he was wanted
Anyway, i dont think any of this will endear scandinavia to reverse their anti -traffiking law.
Hopefully survivors from uk can make their way there
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
Wow...could this video move any slower. I was yawning after 30 seconds and felt pain to continue to watch more than 1 minute. I don't understand the hype, this is just not very entertaining.
shatter71 11 months ago
... Oh well, he's still welcome in my house :D
WestiGirl 11 months ago
Taking a guess they would be someone who tried to write about something and have a philosophy degree. Which according to the Republican party means you are mentally ill.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
Your enemies are always gormless, writers and philosophers ( Manning, Assange, loughner- dont ascribe him a coherent philosopy). If you could find the single muse who shares all those characteristics, you could find the 'source' Assange is so hell bent on "protecting" and keeping anonymous.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
This guy is a complete stupid dick. I really like to see his followers defending pathetically their idiotic guru.
seukfuhi 11 months ago
@ seukfuhi. Its a shame you didnt save this sketch for the callgirl series- you could have used it in the sketch where shes shredding documents as a gormless lowly bank clerk who cant even get that right, so its justifable that she should be disposed into captain69 to give blow jobs.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
If the bank had employees that worked for organised crime- or were blackmailed by organised crime to give out loans- the crime gang, receives the loan via the girl but the girl and the bank is left in debt.
The bank can then claim the girl was responsible whilst knowing they gave organised crime money - the banks money to organised crime.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
The bank can then claim that the govt should pay off the banks debts due to "faulty customers" rather than the bank being coerced into giving money to foreign, or criminal agencies.
It would be worth checking- how many unemployed girls who claim to have worked for captain69 were given loans during their time . As far as i am aware- once those girls are left holding the debt. The debts are too huge for an unemployable person to repay. Luckily the girls feel their life is over, and committ
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
suicide; which also helps out the banks situation- cos the loan gets written off- and probably gets reclaimed off the taxpayer via subsidising schemes.
The problem for organised crime, would be if the girl continued to keep living.
This is because, at any point, the issue could be raised about why someone with no income was allowed to wash money via proxy.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
If the girl continued to live- the gang may try to get the person either locked up or made physically sick etc.
They will not kill her, because it would lend creedence to her accusations against what went on during her time with the agency- the peole she met, and the various scams she knew she had been privy, and - without her knowledge- a party to .
The bank can cover itself by blaming the accountee.
It would also be worth checking the background of the man & woman who gave her the loans
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
A pattern would come to light in no time, if one were to get hold of ex-captain69 employees bank details who claim they were destroyed in that short space of time.
A conscientious banker would be able to give a "financial reading" of whether it looked suspicious
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
..or rather a "social/forensic financial " reading. Sometimes bankers say they can tell when someone has become a drug addict.
What they may find, is that someone who for ten years had impeccable banking behaviour- no overdraft- and possibly a large balance, has gone to "out of character" extreme levels of debt in a very short space of
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
and/ or including approaches to the bank for huge loans.
Its not worth going down the road of why the girl suddenly acted out of charcter, it is worth going down the avenue of why the bank did- the answer as to why several employees gave several loans to one unemployed accountee with no discernable career- and how it was justified to be in the bank's interest- may shed light on a wider fraud generally.
Traffiking cannot operate without "inside" help from banks or estate agents.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
..the reason the girl acted out of character may be manyfold. She may have been gotten addicted to drugs by a man she recently met- he may have come to her with wild schemes and said he "was in the dream game".. He may have asked her for money, or said he needed it for drugs, rent etc, and pointed her in the direction of a bank or employee that miraculously gave an unemployable mentally ill person with no track record of
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
work, or successful paying of loans, a whopping loan. he may himself be acting for a foreign power, which helped out that countrys defence budget..but he neednt worry and neither the bank employee, because they know the future forensic argument will just stop with analysing the morality or motives of the girl- which, "security wise", are irrelevent.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
The girl left with the debt - would still never be able to pay off a penny- because she was unemployed and unemployable.
And yet- huge loans were given.
Why?
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
It would also be worth checking whether Ms Laura Mains mother has paranoid schizophrenia.
It would also be worth checking if anyone else has said they were raped whilst working for captain69 and their parents were dead or had schizophrenia .
If the person is murdered or framed with murder afterward, it would be worth checking that persons bank account. If that person had inherited money, it would be worth seeing if their bank account had been stripped in
It would be worth checking if
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
the time frame they declared they worked for captain69.
It would be worth seeing, if they simultaneously had their life savings(especially inheritances) stripped whilst they worked for captain69, and were given by banks huge loans despite the fact they were unemployed.
Say somebody had 15k from an inheritance or trust fund. They were unemployed and a prostitute- with no collateral. Supposing they were given 20 k s worth of bank loans in that time- for no justifiable reason. They had no job,
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
, lets just say, they had never had a job in their life and they were 28.
They had no record of earning money, or paying debts off.
Lets just say: they were the sort of customer a bank employee would never be allowed to give a loan to. And yet they were given loans.
Why?
If those loans were taken , or spent, the prostitute would be placed in debt.
And yet, the bank knew this before the loans were given.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
What a whiny, passive-aggressive tub of shit that fat guy is. You can't just say, 'hey bro, make room on the couch!' in your own front room?
jamesharvey 11 months ago 2
@jamesharvey . i thought this was meant to be acting..as billie piper said about secret diary of a callgirl - or rather ransacking ward of court files held at justice department to put "mentally ill" people into captain69" .
Theyre supposed to be acting and traffiking isnt really real.
It would be worth checking if there are any wards of court girls that are alive in UK that have not been put in a mental hospital or murdered since captain69 has been running in United Kingdom.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
This is REALLY Normal™. Approved.
normalinshoreditch 11 months ago
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eclecticfire73 11 months ago
clearly this video is banned in every country but europe right.
INTELLIGENCE: OBAMA ADMINISTRATION MUST BE SENT COPY.
DEATH THREATS SENT TO INTELLIGENCE OFFICER in UK.
Particularly re the issue of poisoning or poisoning partner and framing)
INTELLIGENCE RE MURDER OF SENATOR GIFFORDS.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
aspergers
colmcq 11 months ago
Not even vaguely amusing
klimaxg 11 months ago
Hilarious
phreakyazz 11 months ago
Seems like he had no respect for his hosts. I don't blame him. He has an IQ four times their to begin with and he's changing the world whilst they dine with whiney yuppies, moan about spaghetti and nag at him to move on. Julian, you can stay with me as long as you like and I'll COOK you anything you want and BUY you a fucking couch. Just don't stop doing what you're doing.
rhapsodical78 11 months ago
@rhapsodical78 It's a simple matter of respect. He needs them, they don't need him. You don't accept someone's hospitality, then move in and act like you own the place.
nomdeplume72 11 months ago
@nomdeplume72 They need him way more than he needs them, they're just too stuck in their superficial bourgeois kingdom to realise it. The Western world is approaching dictatorship by piecemeal whilst they're fixating on adhering to cultural norms.
rhapsodical78 11 months ago
@rhapsodical78 That's a matter of perception that is the epitome of pretentious arrogance.
nomdeplume72 11 months ago
@rhapsodical78 Lol, 'cause people outside of the West don't think hospitality and manners are important. Nope.
funkystuf31 11 months ago
Great, now will you make a video making fun of Hilary Clinton/CIA for spying on top UN officials? Or DynCorps for using US tax dollars to fund child sex slavery in Afghanistan? No? Julian's awful, awful manners is way more important and needs to be made fun of? WAAH, I WANT TO SIT DOWN BUT JULIAN WON'T LET ME.
Have some priorities, people. Geez.
Acerola211 11 months ago
@Acerola211 . you didnt make videos making fun of the cia for spying on top UN officials..you made a video and newswires saying hillary did. Big difference my little disinformer. and u didnt make a video saying you would expose people in the american military traffiking children from afghanistan, becaus dyncorp were exposing them from Romania and Kosovo..another big difference.
Dont bother getting the heat off..children are being traffiked from romania and kosovo
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
LEAVE SPAGHETTI FOR ME!
triedandwired 11 months ago
This is totally stupid.
ElsmarMarc 11 months ago
So, the people housing him were total unassertive doormats. Good to know
Bmage28 11 months ago 23
@Bmage28 Yeah, you got a point there. If someone came to my house and behaved like that, they'd be out on their ass.
nomdeplume72 11 months ago
Very funny. The world needs to know!
CrispinFreemont 11 months ago
Whose voices are those...?
EricRGilliland 11 months ago
this is CIA propaganda!
1ferg1 11 months ago 29
@1ferg1 Haha, get real. If the CIA was going to initiate a propaganda campaign to defame him, it would pick a better angle than him being a shitty houseguest.
nomdeplume72 11 months ago 11
@1ferg1 it is part of a smear campaign, but the cia doesnt have to 'organize' it. assange has made a lot of enemies who r very happy to pick up on and exaggerate any tidbit. A lot of powerful governments, industries, even religions hate him. i'd hate to have to make a list of his enemies: church of scientology, NY Times, Guardian, kenya, the x-presidents of tunesia, libya, egypt, australia, china, sweden, spain, bank of america, swiss banks, all their big investors, russia, pakistan, cia, usa..
censored6x 11 months ago
@1ferg1 oh come on. You have to stop taking things too seriously.
TheFrameHunters 11 months ago
@TheFrameHunters evidently you do too. it was a joke
1ferg1 11 months ago
@1ferg1 my bad. didnt suspect you of being a troll. ha
TheFrameHunters 11 months ago
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@TheFrameHunters evidently you do too. it was a joke
1ferg1 11 months ago
lol @ the manual hard drive wipe.
KingDoomfist 11 months ago 3
Love, love, love Colleen McHugh. Love her. Love this. Especially love her.
onenotesamba 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure Assange is not the most socially intelligent guy, and could probably be a bit of a dick but still his work makes up for his lack of other skills.
pathduck 11 months ago
lol the actor's white wig is ridiculous xD
olg06 11 months ago 2
hysterical! loved it....very matter of fact phone conversation with visuals that map out the conversation....so clever....!
JanBrady2 11 months ago
crawling under his legs to get onto the couch...omg lols
FridayRobot 11 months ago
Nicely made, but the premise gets rather dull after the first minute or so. I preferred SNL's take on Assange. Here it just seems like he has picked the wrong hosts.
He is welcome to stay at my house. I have more than a single couch to sit on, and I wouldn't bore him with the small talk.
LibertyGate777 11 months ago 4
I love how all the little dicks are coming out to defend their Dick Lord...
Celedam 11 months ago
Super boring yuppies offer super boring story about someone who actually matters.
themendios 11 months ago 2
@themendios I have a stupid boring story about an prolonged encounter with someone who really matters, but my someone was really fond of financially enslaving women and then turning them into his personal prostitutes all while writing and negotiating international political policy that would benefit entire countries. A hero to some may be a villain to many...just sayin'. Some people are just dicks, no matter how great they may seem. :)
tallchick80 11 months ago
i admire what he is doing but i see this as pure comedy... made me laugh :)
AdvocatusDiabolii 11 months ago 2
sorry you nancys sounds like assange was too busy exposing international governmental corruption to care about making small talk with the likes of you. suck it up.
bonda130 11 months ago 3
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korbendd 11 months ago
are you sure it wasn't andy warhol?
jpoolerdom 11 months ago
... talking about joseph gobbel's character assisination.
... hope you are extremely well paid for a blood-job!
namaste.
tohpengsunberlin 11 months ago
ok...so what's your point in talking about this?
aeg623 11 months ago
@aeg623 The point is that Julian Assange is a dick, pure and simple, and that helps to explain why he runs WikiLeaks the way he does. Regardless of whether you agree with his political goals, you can't deny the pattern of behavior.
Celedam 11 months ago
@Celedam what are you his fucking dentist?
gyco7 11 months ago
@Celedam It's seems a bit ironic that all of the sudden people are trying to find ways to trash him. First Domscheit, then other videos just like this just so that they can discredit Julian and wikileaks. ridiculous.
aeg623 11 months ago
@aeg623 Um, it's funny?
SpongiformSpongee 11 months ago
That was supposed to be comedy, right?
NeuroProctologist 11 months ago
too funny.
Textynn 11 months ago
The 2 people who who hosted Julian Assange are now Republicans.
hurricane567 11 months ago 2
@ 2.08.."this is not a drill" ... why...cos presumably all the other death threats were?
YOU WILL BE REPORTED FOR TERRORISM.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
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eclecticfire73 11 months ago
@mrgreebly .. doing *hugs* when youre an ex army man traffiking women and children. lol.
Try to pretend youre women folk like your silly "allison silverman" credit.
Always the same. Never change. Never learn.
I will finish you...just like I always planned to do. And theres no amount of dressing Billy Piper up, or using Assange, or then, when even thats failed- sending up a strawman of assange , that can change all the mistakes you've made.
You were too open and thats a fact.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
@eclecticfire73
I think you need medical help:)
hugs
mrgreebly 11 months ago
@mrgreebly medical help, wont change the bank debt.
people will wonder why 20 k was given to someone who was unemployed and unemployable.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
I will be approaching a lawyer today that will finalise the case against Mr Murdoch. I dont want to- but it is your own fault.
When you threaten my family, rather than myself, you give me no choice.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
There will be no repeat of the ease in which Senator Giffords and her legal aides
was killed.
Murdoch is finished also.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
@4:32 so right
+1
hugs
mrgreebly 11 months ago
@mrgreebly so what...nothing you can do about it. captains name has been tipped off. what good does humiliating a strawman get you now?
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eclecticfire73 11 months ago
into aprison and its not going to happen.
The people in this video are not even actors but from a PR outfit that is taking a direct cut from the proceeds of traffiking. Indicating that somebodys relative will be poisoned is an offence. Lawyers will be notified that the threat has been made & all names of persons involved will be given. It will also be noted that this lawyer will give the names to many other sources, inc, the FBI if possible.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
you ve got to stoop to making death threats now. I thought the whole point of pissing away millions of dollars on the assange spectacle was so that you didnt have to do that?
What you gonna do? Boot my comment off here and sock puppet this video is so great and keep it on the google thread for the next week cos youre scartching your head for ideas for new material; your enemy was supposed to be locked up by now?
Too bad.
Youd have thought youd have learnt your lesson about making iconic
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
death threats after Fox's direct involvement with shooting dead a judge and a politician.
You will be reported to the Obama arm of the US embassy, SOCA , europol and every other agency I can think of.
You wil not get away with thinking you can traffik children into this country from Kosova without anyone daring to say anything against you.
You will be reported to SOCA this morning.
ANONYMOUSLY.
eclecticfire73 11 months ago
oh my god 20GB NOT huge
solaroscillations 11 months ago