MGS3 サルタクロースからのプレゼント2009

[tehlastflax]

"as seen on /v/"

not as seen on jimmies

[AniPenTKM]

うおっほ

wwww

フクロウみたいｗ

[DjDrfreeman]

This is how Hideo wanted it to be played

[ocelot435]

get the fuck out of here you COD FAGGOTS. GO KILL YOURSELVES

[toe2thaknee]

YES.. so epic

[0709oda]

誰だ？！

俺だ！

うぉっ

[TheDegradingSeeker]

0:36 Snake looks like a serial killer.

[0rangeNinja]

oww he shot him in the knee..

[xFreox]

merry christmas

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

Fuck you, reddit.

[Gooregu]

Drop Mushroom

"Who's there?!"

"It's me!"

Waaaahhh

[MerolaC]

Fuck the comments, they are just that.

Now, about the video. YOU ARE AMAZING!

Best player I've ever seen! Thanks for the video.

And yes, MG and MGS are the best games ever created!

[WMan37]

6:33

Here, we see the guardbirds migrating from their natural habitat.

Their instinct tells them to investigate noises and observe smutty magazines.

They are no strangers to doing things like this in large packs.

While distracted, their natural predator, the Sneaky Snake, lays out ration for them, and sets off TNT for further distraction. This, however is merely to distract the birds until the venom kicks in, as the Sneaky Snake likes to play with his prey.

[riveraluciano]

DAMN he's good

[wickerpony]

BIG FINISH

[DoctorCapitalist]

8;20

Since when does Snake shout when he releases a live animal?

[AxisArmor]

0:48 "Oh man, an intruder? Don't worry bro, I've got your back."

[Segeric]

Why can't I stop laughing?

[shkdbsahbdlabf1]

THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

[demonlord34]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[wakyuz]

I laughed my ass off at 0:59

[BlackJinouga3G]

８：３０ 兵士『腹減った』wwwwwwwww

[nteo2]

Anyone know how he changed camo without pausing? 1:22?

[DoctorMonch]

3:40 - 4:15 is an ancient Japanese ritual

[AcidSnake78]

hogoga hogoga hogoga XD

[simon7570]

TRANSLATION OF TITLE : "MGS3 present from monkey claus"

[khaosxxx]

"Hey jeff, you hear something explode?"

"Shut up man, I'm looking at tits."

[Sonyboj]

This guy needs to do more of these in the HD collection!

[Rockmanisoff]

I think my brain crashed trying to comprehend this

[PoliceRudolf]

兵士ｗｗ

[ntgd]

crazy



[Malam4rco]

one of the funniest videos i've ever seen!

[shizzle5150]

Scumbag Asian gamer: Gives you endless supply of porn mags... Shoots you in the balls.

[MrRagalshnagal]

I think this is the reason why they nuked Japan in WW2. They couldn't deal with this kind of stuff. Shame really, it would have been interesting to hear about how they won using crayons and paperclips or something.

[Malam4rco]

@MrRagalshnagal shut up american nazi

[MrRagalshnagal]

@Malam4rco Calm your nipples bro, I didn't mean it in a bad way. Go play Call of Duty or something if you want to argue online.

[Malam4rco]

@MrRagalshnagal ok sorry., and btw i don't play call of duty

[ASSWERTASS]

the title translates to Cloth gift from Salta

[cragnog]

like like like u crazy japanese mofo you!

[MsSenounaturu2]

誰だ！ 俺だ！ がつぼったwww

[KubernetePirata]

I am a bit confused, but this is hilarious

[mitakun12]

わら

[BadPcProductions]

Troll Master !!!

[kapivarakun]

誰だ！！　「俺だ」　ふいたｗｗ

[lycan0master]

yeah sure "Book"

[Markikarik]

Это прикол или чо?

[GigaBoost]

@GritYT ENJOY YOUR SHIT GAME WITH SHIT GAMEPLAY

[ExzoSSG]

@GigaBoost Shit game, shit gameplay? This is truly one of the greatest games people will ever see and just because you suck at game doesn't mean you can validate your opinion with a comment like that. This game has amazing gameplay which no other game will ever match. I've been playing games for many many years and this is definitely one of the best games ever made and it's sad you will never appreciate something like the MGS series. You must be a CoD fanboy because that would explain a lot...

[GigaBoost]

@ExzoSSG Wow enjoy your shallow game with shitty writing and even worse gameplay, go fap to your fucking anime u weaboob shitface

[ExzoSSG]

@GigaBoost Speaking of shitty writing....

[Megawatts19]

@GritYT HERE. HERE!! I'll drink to that!!....to the grainy game, not sucking my friends dicks. Just to clear that up...

[megapurify]

lol makes me want to play the game again

[luludude123]

WOHOO!

[GLADoSLikesCake]

Disregard bullet wounds, acquire porno.

[AlienFreak69]

its a trap

[Andreilg3]

@MUGENOFFICIAL yea i've never played the game I just find it weird that his head pops out, they look at him and then they walk past, and why are they reading books on the floor lmao

[veselekov]

@Andreilg3 Its a glitch. He is supposed to have been spotted

[SONYandMICROSOFT]

dafuq?????

[za2ed00z]

In Soviet Russia......monkeys are fucking trolls

[ph0en1xpx]

I came here from IGweekly!!!

[AG31594IsBack]

ahahaha MGS why u so awesome

[NicholasX9]

I lick turtles.

[Andreilg3]

this game has the shittiest ai detection i have ever seen

[scarecr0wkilla]

@Andreilg3 It's most likely on easy, and Halo Reach has the worst ai detection.

[AdamGCurtis]

1:48

Look guys! Porn!

[RyoBakura016]

0:55 made me laugh so hard xD

[rpheckenkamp]

I can't decide if this is a better showcase of the guy's skills or how crappy the game's AI is...

[SHOPATTHEMALL]

holy moley

[Megawatts19]

Apparently Japanese soldiers love books...and getting shot in the knee turns them into zombies.

[ImnotVai]

@Megawatts19 those are porn mags

[Megawatts19]

Anyone else not understand what the actual fuck is going on here?

[bunk2243]

@Megawatts19 Me!! @.@;;

[Su1c1deR007]

@Megawatts19 on brains like japanise can understand that :D

[LenartS]

Never played Metal Gear Solid, but according to this, it's about placing books and rolling on the grass while some funny blind soldiers run around and make funny sounds.

[SiegLhein]

Why the balls?

[MissGirlFactor]

Holy shit, Japan. ಠ_ಠ

[mikefmc]

what the fuck did i just watch.

[AlexxShadenk777]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[tsneh]

We're dealing with a professional here!

[alwaysazeldafan]

Mongooooooooooose!!!!!!

[Windofthefire]

儀式の人wwwww

[Hupsburg]

チャフは雪じゃないよw

[dorudorayugi]

9:03兵士「誰だ！」スネーク「俺だ。」

兵士「うぉ！」wwwwwwwwwwwwww

[sababeruto]

兵士は兵士やめろよｗｗｗｗ

[stabi10]

How the hell did I got here?

[MegaJohnnybravo123]

LOOOOOOL

[Kamboshin]

All according to keikaku.

[SonicPsycho]

How the Cold War was won.

[MartianBuddy88]

How America Plays Video Games: Ultra competitive, lots of tournament play. See: MLG, ect.

How Japan Plays Video Games: This

[blackheart0478]

so snake carries random porn magazines with him?

[gtasamod7]

兵士はいったい何の訓練をしてきたんだぁ？

[daddyEdu99]

xD



[Himajinbreaker]

凄すぎだろ・・・

[gt22]

very well orchestrated - you'd think the AI rehearsed it all and agreed to do this show! puppetry!

[toolapc62]

i have no idea what's going on

[IAmPhotoBucket]

You know what's bullshit is that my other comment has like 150 thumbs up and that makes me feel pretty good about the size of my dick, but its not in the top comments section. A comment with 40 and acomment with 20 thumbs up are there.

That makes me butthurt.

[Cd7up]

@IAmPhotoBucket I know that feel.

[satsugekibukouken]

snake

he takes his job VERY seriously

[SugarHill1925]

What the hell? is this how the japanese play video games? Why?!

[bloodym0nster]

so this is how the Japanese play video games

[sagozoooo]

9:28　撃つなぁ　股間に連射ｗｗｗｗ



[ShiroKreuz]

I hope thats true, thats just too good to be true...

[FroMaiPG]

9:02のｗｗｗ誰だ　俺だ

[nuppy0205]

敵「誰だ！」ス「俺だ」ｗｗｗ

[idonotknowme]

At least snake is covering for them as they look at porn.

[falclao]

funny

[spanked84]

Can someone tell me if the song at 3:57 after he spins around is part of the game? How do you activate it?

[spanked84]

Can someone tell me if the song at 3:57 after he spins around is part of the game? How do you activate it?

[timolaniyi]

e... exploding... balls?

[IrishVagrant]

Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo.

[itslikeadrill]

I don't ever want to face the Japanese in war.

Never. This is a nightmare.

[zigxig]

@itslikeadrill Its not that hard just drop a big bomb and they give up.

[TJkiwiOWEG]

@itslikeadrill we already did

[ca516kor]

@itslikeadrill snake's american

[ShiroKreuz]

Oh man i miss MGS3, good times. MGS4 doesnt even feel like a MGS game...

[9RK9kasa]

こんちわ



[NozzRhad]

WHAT THE!?

[MaG3Stican]

For being japanese, you have a great sense of humour :D

[Gustavo34254]

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

[DeAtHcLaW1394]

FROG C in Japan = unprepared puffer fish.

[PLPskalleywag]

Those poor guards must be thinking, "WHO IS DOING THIS TO US!?!?!"

[alaktinisdead]

Shit, you almost made it through the door!

[JBOTTSIOWA]

THIS IS FU__ING GREAT TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cacey72]

4:35 WTF !? XD

[Snyfox8]

Whoa, if there is 1 big boss, it's this guy!

[MrMHC2]

highly‐sexed.＞appetite＞pain

[34125867]

Heh, you're pretty good.

[aRxMGigi]

The FUCK??????

[MAnGO3111]

6.34zombie invasion !!!!! in metal gear

[MAnGO3111]

6.34 micael jackson zombie

[CheckAnon]

A TRUE STEALTH MASTER

[CanDellJack]

What the holy fuck?

[ttyy8008]

目の前で死んでるのに食っちゃうもんかｗ

[thisisale]

interesting !

[AKImeru]

And not a single fuck was given that day

[romein138]

This is awesome.

[85BobWilkins]

Totally random, but very funny!

[sneaky12313]

how can someone be this good

[SuperShelty]

HIGH AS FUCK

[ElCervezaMuchacho]

Meanwhile in Japan

[Yurumates]

@TheFreightDude tis but a lil' doggy.

[Hurricane2k8]

what is this i don't even

[PTwolf]

Omg, You're invisible! =O Move like a shadow

[HunNamedGary]

Never underestimate the attractive force of porn magazines.

[TheMetalgear19]

君の動画を色々見たんだが・・・

あんたは小島秀夫ちゃうんかい？

[HyperTailsX]

The best man in the world

[pastelshrimp]

Is this on easy mode?

[webutterbreadwith]

@pastelshrimp It looks to be extreme, due to the low life gauge, and the game not ending when reaching alert phase.

[Jackwhoknows]

This is some crack AI.

[Omegaman40]

REALISTIC ESPIONAGE SIMULATOR

[Synxish]

The guy who made this is a god among men.

[Turtlesauron]

This is the greatest thing I've ever watched

[bloodsuckern]

"UUUGHH!!!" *faints* WTF IS IT WITH THIS GAME

[theschmendrick]

This is truly the greatest game ever made.

[egg64]

Talk about circle-jerk.

[MegaTate100]

I'm so confused (>^_^)>

[omegaburn]

This guy just takes the piss out of them!

[Kao108]

I....what ?

[Haruharuharuko1942]

You sick bastard...hahahahahaha

[sunflower67781]

tntn爆弾かｗｗ

[Talamaar]

Meeeeerryyyyyy Chriiiiistmaaaaas

[vazqjose]

are the soldiers retarded??

[Heurecka]

its so real!

[kiwiboy55]

9:02 He was so ugly that everyone died?

[CubeJackal]

0:24

Heart attack

[FreakinOcelot]

(pick it up!)

whoohoo!

HQ! HQ!

BOOM

whoohoo!

[theZombieBub]

I never understood what the CHAFF GRENADES do.....

[ThatOneCakePerson]

@theZombieBub they jam enemy radar

[vazqjose]

@ThatOneCakePerson You mean their radios

[ThatOneCakePerson]

@vazqjose sorry, last game i played in the mgs series was 2.

the radar got jammed by chaff in that one.

[veilx]

I've always wished that there was a "Realistic" mode on the MGS series where all of the guards didn't have some mental illness. Even on the hardest difficulty, the AI is still rather idiotic.

[lobster1077]

The work of a master... of the renaissance. 

[HeroSwe]

God such a stupid and terrible game/series

[MrHelixKing]

@HeroSwe Says the furry

[Psychob0t]

THIS IS FUCKING METAL GEAR SOLID