Welcome to the Machine - The Story of Dumass by Wowcrendor (WoW Machinima)

[pkingpure1337]

Anyone need a res? PM me.

[kyle12345150]

hey any1 wanna buy some heroin

[nigelis2345]

Do one with Johnny Awesome!!

[XxDemonlordxX]

This quest was hilarious loved it :D

[RonOverdrive]

You should pair up Dumass with Billy, they can be dungeon buddies. :P

[IWannaBeAMurloc]

pretty sure darnell was a night elf in his lifetime

[bajsbajs2ify]

hehe i just dide that quest :D

[patomania]

are you talking to the flag? xDD

[andreworlowsky]

reminds me of mojache. in fact i bet he inspired you

[xx0Spedor0xx]

it´s DU MASS ! -.-

[NoMorePlayTV]

it's realy borring but i can't stop watch this!

[LevitnetTWO]

at 0:41 is that... IS THAT BILLY?!

[EverHeardOfShit]

Ractured is a ass.

[pocopocoenjuegosdan]

lol 2:13

[notainvalidusername]

there is a qust wereyou give out qust and he is one of the people you give a qust to

[heroruls]

o sowe dis is way the hord got more players becas day dont get pas the alians eq test

[ElenorTheDark]

It's like if a random wow noob was crossed with Doug from Up. >.<

Reminds me of vanilla and new players.

[sheldonvern]

this is what happened when my mom tried to play wow

[Thytrio]

ullo..

[Fekkenation]

Y U NO Johnny Awesome?

[rico77772]

ha ha dumass XD

[MrHardanheavy]

2:22 :D

[TheChrises16]

3:48 This place is leet. Theres lots of trees. I like trees.

[Lussar88]

.. are you talking to the.. flag -___-'?

[carnagedaniel]

<3 these vids :)

[DragonsMalice]

Goddamn I loved this quest chain.

[JazzyFknBear]

"So Dumbas-- DUMASS"

[Bubaka54]

2:00-2:20 made me lol

[iTzDeMoNsLaYeR147]

I would love to see one of Jenny Awesome and Orkus ^^ i loved that quest line

[ATaleOfMenAndWolves]

@iTzDeMoNsLaYeR147 Orkus was kind of amazing.

[silentgoldwolf]

Best video EVAR!!!

[hippygirl212]

...dumb ass...

[cnote97]

@wowcrendor Can you make part 2 with him getting trapped in the spider cavess? Haha

[TheRomanPraetorian78]

DUMASSIA!!

[098davide]

i was doing that quest some days ago :O! i had to rescue dumass D: and the orc died! NOW I CANT FIND THE BLOOD ELF!

[ZhangtheGreat]

@098davide, Johnny Awesome is at the sludge fields (formerly Hillsbrad Fields)

[rdsasuke1]

@098davide He is in the prison aream below Dalaran's crater.In a house.

[Deathwingkillsgnomes]

like 3 years ago i actually made an undead warrior called Dumass and i said ''no you call it dum'asss'' to everyone:O

[MrKick455]

I LOVE THIS QUEST CHAIN : D

[emygaa81]

yeaaa cool video make more videos

[Pungdverg]

Val'kyr voice ftw

[The503homie]

I want to see dumass in PvP!

[swehej2]

Dumass = The average wow player ? xD

[nintendoboy1001]

best quest in game~!

[Reverend2007]

i love thta quest its awesome lol

[TheDobbadob]

I think mike B''s Darnell is better

[TheKain1210]

i literally did the quest that you meet him in today....funtimes

[Cetnam]

Since when is Billy a flying former LK(dead) slave!!!

[PolarBearNova]

anyone think he makes his videos in a private server? cuz most of the time in org. theres no one there.. and usually.. EVERYONE is there! xD

[homer9902]

@PolarBearNova he uses wow modelm viewer for scences like that.

[theholyman]

Dumass: Its like talking to a foreign gold farmer

[Thoukos94]

2:10 Fav part :)

[KnezAlex]

Wow was more fun to me in first 10 months of playing than now when i know everything...

[Perid0tStar]

@KnezAlex its a lot of fun to talk to little new folk though :) 

[CxSteamPunKxD]

xD watched it 5 times still funny.

[Ikarzir]

Do johnny awesome!! He's my hero..

[Dexok123]

@Ikarzir i think you mean "jenny" awesome

[rutenkoxaber]

see what i did there?

[rutenkoxaber]

et tu du moss

[Gorebane]

i want pro tbc back!

[Cobac]

@Gorebane go on private servers , they ahve vanilla servers and tbc servers , even wotlk servers , man you miss the old days ? go to private servers and enjoy vanilla again , they ahve great populations and you dont get arrested for it , IU play wotlk on the best servers molten wow :) 5 servers with 4k people each almost all the time ,

[Gorebane]

@Cobac Thanks, didn't notice the reply ;) Vanilla was so much better ;)

[jarlaw98]

i miss the old days of wow when every new race sent me into a nerd-gasm

[MrOldWorgen]

I cracked up when he started talking to the flag

[Thagesthoughts]

WTB Val'kyr pets for death knights.

[armaniac661]

Pls continue Dumass' story!!!

[Archon762]

How to win at real id friends

[TheArrowKnee]

CWL vid lol

hey like wow? Check out my channel!

[TheAwesomoe]

@brokensp00n no shit sherlock -.-

[BrokenSp00n]

It's funny cuz Dumass is an actual NPC in WoW :)

[Kragdude]

Nice effort but when i see this i think of Totalbiscuit's vid about it, he does the voices amazingly!

[Skyggar]

But that is weird, he has a quote saying "WHEN I WOKE UP I SAW THE BANSHEE QUEEN TALKING TO A BIG BROWN ORC!" so your story is irrelevant yet still funny.

[Ikarzir]

I WANT ONE ABOUT JOHNNY AWESOME!!!! D:<

[will3450]

i did the same thing my first time, i was a human mage and wondered away from northshire and walked into the brakwell pumkin patch and got owned lol

[thomaswinzy]

Your videos are gold :D

[Kendrahf]

I LOOOOOVE THIS QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Had to type in caps. Sorry. (Okay, not really.)

[Datgoodboi420]

i always liked playing undead quest silverpine is pretty fun!

[saudiknight2]

The quest where you Give out quest is really funny haha, the things those Npc's say is hilarious!

[gobluebalter]

You're hilarious.

[Odesious25]

Good god that was me years ago

[NagiSanzeninX]

Thumbs up if you want "The Story of Dumass and BILLY" :DDDDDDD

[XxXlolhalolXxX]

first time my friend played cata as undead he thought darnell was a real player....

[thingerss]

Crendor FTW! (Flying Through Window???)

[fuglio]

I dont actually get this :S Would I need to do the undead starting area to get this??

[regalbryant902]

@fuglio In hillsbrad foothills there's a quest where you become a questgiver, Dumass is one of three npcs you give quests to. He's meant to represent people who have no idea what they're doing. You can only do the quest if you play horde so if you play alliance you'll have missed it :P Try making a hordie and doing the questline, It's quite a good one.

[xXBCARLXx]

haha i just did this quest yesterday

[MightyFartLoL]

Ah ... i was like that the few first years if playing wow ...

[aska221]

@MightyFartLoL "the few first years" ?? o.o wow you are slow

[bryan9ful]

@MightyFartLoL Maybe the first 2 months...Well.. Maybe only one... But if you're still like that after a year, /quit and hurry man

[Icyfire25]

OMG I remember this quest, I thought it was the best... and I thought "Dumass" was just the funniest thing! So... I screenshotted haha

[Yellowtoxin]

I watched Dr.Phil this morning and there was a woman who spelled Dumass instead of dumbass... Coincidence?

[yaggle52]

Admit it, there is a little Dumass in all of us. Crendor your female undead impression is eerily realistic.

[jandegrote1]

normal it are dk's that act like this but oke

[Skippa1986]

don't tell me you're into dubstep now... you used to be cool wowcrendor.

[11magus11]

Dumass should check out my first wow vid XD

[legendarytoyou]

why does this remind of 80% of the bad players in WoW?

[MrLebron232]

Okay? Okay.

[Pembro1]

Dumass: Hello banshee queen, how may i serve you?

Guard: Are you talking to the flag?

Dumass: No! im talking to the banshee queen =D

[KIDFLAK]

haha a lot of dick riders here just cuz a guy made a movie making fun of kids that play video games so are u guys like the older guys that play video games but your better than the kids cuz your level 100? dam man u are so cool the way u make fun of everything dam wow is so fuckin funny and so cool oh yea and fuck little kids there noobs wow shouldnt let noobs play cuz video games should only be for adults that are high level #WESTSIDE!!!#

[Epicraptor1]

@KIDFLAK umad

[KIDFLAK]

@Epicraptor1 yea im kinda mad why u got a problem with that what are u gonna do about it hahahahaha

[Epicraptor1]

@KIDFLAK lol umad

[KIDFLAK]

@Epicraptor1 ok and?

[Evision5]

We need a new way to make more undead, Val'kyr just aren't reliable.

[mrvolgrim]

old credit music man.

[downpoursinger]

so Dumba ... Dumass set off ... lol. Nice, Crendor.

[NightFangPC]

2:40, I see a WoW cursor, haha!

[boxinsteadyeddie]

You need to change your name to swtorcrendor and get some machinimas going with that. 

[TaliesinMyrddin]

Billy became a Val'kyr?

[nicsleeper]

Dumass: Hi banshee queen!

Banshee queen: what's wrong with him?

Her servant: one of them must have been drinking on the job while raising forsaken again..

[MisterHalt]

Do Johnny Awesome next!

[waxcoatedbanjo]

funny, my brother made an undead, and he was also monumentally bad

[DrMarsbar]

"go where? LOOK, a rat!" he must suffer from ADHD

[Iterei]

@DrMarsbar ADD you mean

[DrMarsbar]

@Iterei yea, i do. But in my language, that is the to say. thats why i said it:)

[Insertfunnycomment]

"I like you, we should be friends!"

*dumass's screen* "Super giant ettin guy added to friends!

*ettin's screen* "Dumass added to ignore list!"

[TillmansRogue]

crendor, your darnell jaw is clearly your worst work ever, love the fliks tho

[ndb751]

You shoulda made Darnell sound like Darnell from BlizzBlues...

[AUVgaming]

Im doing a wow pet series, if some people could come check it out, I would be greatfull:)

[hena654]

You know there is an actual NPC named Dumbass? :o

[KiropLokiIncarnate]

@hena654 Yeah, there's a questline in Silverpine Forest where you give quests out to three NPCs- A Male blood elf that acts like a girl, an uber high level orc, and this guy here Dumass.

Dumass later gets captured by spiders in a cave. You rescue him, and he runs off again.

[TheMajorHordeGurl]

there is simply nothing good enough to say for a vid this funny... LOL will have 2 do :)

[goregasm08]

Johnny Awesome next! Pretty please!

[denim3s]

55 people are dumba- Du'masses

[sillygrl23]

lol, sadly enough I know a guy in my family who has the same mental capacity as Dumass. 

[VideoGamer869]

Make "The story of Jhonny Awesome" NOW!

[j9ikkjiju]

I was like that when i first started XD

[dmng825]

WHOA LOOK, A RAT!

[byronbrown11]

I LOVE THAT QUEST CHAIN

[VideoGamer869]

@byronbrown11 Everyone did. Everyone did. :)

[wat152]

Funny ^^

[kaloryfer99999]

Nice dubstep at the end.

[zazinoth]

Reminds me of Annoying Orange Thumbs up if you think so!

[zomagewow]

This reminds me of your Gamon video. :)

[garmanize]

Dumbass I mean Dumass Hehe

[boxxxxxxy1234]

i miss wow

[shunkwugga]

I remember TB doing dumb voice acting for this same quest.

[TheStare251]

One of the best! :D

[alinicia100]

Dumass is a dumbass!!!

[ExoTheMage]

I want Orkus! his story is definitely one of my favorites I've ever experienced in WoW. /single manly tear.

[Hectoproman]

HI HEY

[quelocoese]

sounds like my 9 year old brother when i let him play wow

[alexislovesbuster]

@quelocoese haha i feel ya bro I feel ya ;P

[SuperNickfire]

@quelocoese have seen a nine year old having an orgasm after completing every quest

[Insertfunnycomment]

I want "The Story of Johnny Awesome" and the story of the other guy also!

[ReptilePizza207]

@Insertfunnycomment Orkus I think his name his. Good name for an orc isnt it?

[zanzus44]

dumass paying 15$ to blizz monthly to chase a rat XD

[yepure]

dude, i like ur dubstep music at the end of all of ur videos :)

[Pruneinei]

A NEW CHAC!?

[Adisdastheoriginal]

Then dumb.. erm dumass took off lol.

[Shieldorian]

DUDE YOUR AWSOME!! love ur vids! but can u tell me how to get those like legendary gears and stuff for lvl 1s? if not thanks anyway

[JosantDeath]

MOAR!!!!!

[KenWorldsTV]

wow i think its ironic that i justr finshed that quest and i watched this video lol

[Therodinn]

Please make more of these!!

[Ivan090589]

we want the story of the crazy tank from how to win at pugs number 2 xD awesome vid btw, keep it up ;)

[heinzie5]

FUCK EYEBROWS!

[VitalityChannel1]

The Story of the Gratz guy plz (:

[zZH3ndr1x]

@VitalityChannel1 Hello, i think your online so I am going to say hello :)

[TabletopwargamingHD]

<3

[manumotate]

when he imited the undead female, i nearly die for laughing lol!

[Ishwilf14]

<3 the way crendor finishes his vids =D

[codeman7055]

meanwhile dumba.. I mean dumass

[SuperCommentwhore]

liking be fore watching. you know i love you gregory (crendor's new nickname)

[03Paul08]

I must admit, all you videos are fucking awesome and I like them pretty much. This one is the only video that made me feel bored and switched it off.