Cradle Of Filth - Her Ghost In The Fog - Alternative Lyrics

[mystersamuel]

The church belt: Anarchy!

[ExiledFromEden]

We're slow and fast and you are not!

AND THE PCITURE FOR "JESUS SAYS THE FINAL WORD!!!" HAHAHAHAHA This video's funnayeeeeeee

[EVLGTR]

LAME AND LAMER!!!!!!!

[timmylovespie]

shit quality, shit lyrics...

[freitasnetuno]

laughed my ass off!!!

[Scuro1000]

WTF IS THIS CRAP!!!!!

[maistortrichko]

This is awesome lol... also it comes from huge COF fan

[swooki]

OTEP EVERYWHERE!!! :O

[demonsash]

that scared the crap out of me and i listen to this song all day long and listen to it all night long in the dark what the hack

[jlspma]

enough ark? Why didn't you just say 'in a fuck'? (Unless those are the actual lyrics LMAO)

[cheetofacedon]

who is the NO TEASE PLEASE girl shes really hot 0.0

[cheetofacedon]

COB > COF

[jlspma]

@cheetofacedon no.....they are completely different styles.

[blindgazzo]

Very Very good!

[HunterHunter150]

HE SHOWED THE WAR TO COME NOW FROM THE PROPER FIRST BOWEL!?!?!

[djacidpink]

otep everywhere! lol

cried laughing

[incubusalpha1]

cof is way better bitch

[SechMolinari]

Ummmm way better than what?

[DarkLord75253]

@incubusalpha1 You're an idiot.

[incubusalpha1]

cofl is way better bitch

[fishbaitism]

This is brilliant! Bog brush had me creased over :D

[SechMolinari]

You're joining an ever growing fan club. Free bog brushes for every member.

[TheLivingZombiee]

the pic at 1:52 looked familiar last time i saw it .. now i remember its: thir13en ghosts right? (or how to spell)

[SechMolinari]

Yep thats the one. Good movie if a little Hollywood

[Dracon600]

Nice, How long did it take you to match all those words to their song?

[SechMolinari]

A couple of hours I guess. Took about 7 hours to make the whole vid from start to finish

[SaintNight]

5:34

MOSH OR BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!

[91FroSt91]

hahaha that's awesome

Great job man !!

You rule xD Keep up the good work xD

[Angeljsx01]

lol, ROFL, LMAO XDDDD

[220119722007]

Dat was VET !!! Me kappot gelachen. COF rocks anyway but this one puts it into a complete new vieuw. TNX !!

[NanenMauricio]

@220119722007

LOL toen ik t eerst zag dacht ik

WTF ?! LOL WTF ?!

XDD

[NanenMauricio]

LOLLOLOLOL

HAHA the song rocks

COF IS GREEAT !!

[somehaqr]

ROFL!!!!!!

[SilverAsakura]

Hahahahahahahaha puta madre no puedo dejar de reirme.

[o8MetalHead8o]

mmmm ive seen way better alternative lyrics

[murog232]

HAHAHA!!!

funniest video on youtube!!!

I WANT TO TASTE THAT BATTERED BULL!!

[Blackmetal1138]

Epic Fail....See Angel of Death for perfect alt lyrics...

[johny9693]

4.06 ALEX DELARGE!!!! Love it :D

[salamut2202]

"buy the pie"

[justwatching2008]

i couldnt stop rofling so bad at "THE FEET FUNNY!!!!!!!!!"

[assemblerx86]

We need to find their rum!

[flipettino]

oh my god XDXD

[matangaash]

BUTT HOLE DUDE I DIED XD

Check my parody of English Fire

[MrSpacechemist]

its not perfect but its almost funny

[SechMolinari]

Almost? Your sense of humour is a tough sell!

[greendaypocky]

+10 for otep everywhere.

[rockerisformis]

nice one... hahahaha

[XDahliaXHideX]

*gasp*rofl pic 1:46 =))=))

[DeionMalkavian]

eyyyeeesssssssss

[clementgrim]

hahsahahaha dude this is awesomee

5 stars.......

[RaneDuPre]

This video was one of the first favorites I added when I first got my Youtube when I was 12 XD And looking back it's still HILARIOUS because it makes an odd amount of sence.

[SechMolinari]

Glad you enjoy! I have to admit out of all the alternative lyrics vids I've done, this first one is still one of my personal favourites. Shame a lot of em have now been removed off youtube for either breaching copyright or because they were too rude. Spoilsports...

[RaneDuPre]

I recall a System of a Down one for 'Sugar' don't know if that was actually you or not, I liked that one too haha.

[SechMolinari]

Yep that was my doing! That one got taken off cause of a particularly naughty line and pic.

[TheDeathachu]

as an epic Cradle fan even I have to say that's fucking funny

[MetalBlasterX]

Dude I love Cradle Of Filth, but this is fokin awesome

[SechMolinari]

It's people like you who I made this for. Cradle rule \m/

[TheDarkmusic13]

2:06

The increased woods baseball hate

XD

very funny

[TheLivingZombiee]

Woo the danish :D (im danish) and btw realy nice video, and funny

[SechMolinari]

I made that line specially for you

[TheLivingZombiee]

:D hehe

[normanpinto]

LOL

0:51 LOL

[normanpinto]

LMFAO

I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type this

2:14 Ha Ha Ha Rubber Soled Fleas

2:47 Battered Bull LOL

Awesome work!

[fireflybry]

Still LMAO every time I watch this. Love this song and Filth but this is awesome! Now pray for Christmas four eyes...haha! Thanks!

[xernatas]

good work, very funny !

[SeaNieLee]

putting reason to fight until three men have shaver!! lmao

[SechMolinari]

Thanks for all the recent kind comments, glad you find it amsing. I've done a lot of these and this is still one of my faves. Sadly many have been taken down due to music companies being up their own arse too much. However I've just done one for the awesome Xerath track Alterra, do a search for "Xerath - Alterra Alternative Lyrics"

[RHProductionsII]

Year after year I have listened this song, but there's something more... I listened this song from this video almost every time! ^^

[Arrgonath]

i did not think this song could get any better, i was wrong...

[jlafloe619]

from the log picking broom to the light of the boom was funny as hell

[jlafloe619]

lmfao this is fuckin funny

[AdicktivelyCute]

I love you :D

Thanks for making this, it makes my day every time, lol

[NLPaganBlood]

LMFAO  on the top ,its a legal way to do shrooms. hahahaha

[NLPaganBlood]

awesome xD

[LU5TOR]

Oh Dear!!!!! awesome man!

[pocoboba]

Dude, I really love the "With a pistol the boys they take their blessings to war"

It's really poetic 8D

[nickskaterguy]

BUTT HOLE LOL HA HA HA

[ville6665]

COF are awesome.....

[darksecretlove66618]

i love cradle of filth, but this was FUNNY!!!!!!! good job!!!!!!

[SechMolinari]

Don't worry about laughing, the band find em funny too! (Had my Nymphetamine one on their favourites - sadly now shut down due to copyright issues) Dani FTW!

[metalrock2400]

very cool^^

[IngoReuter]

an arabian nightmare...the best l

ol

[starbreez3]

'Strawberry tarts go very well with wine'

'Universal tart...'

rofl

[GOTHICCHIC4]

OMG...........

[CRMartin666]

OMG! I keep coming back! I can't stop watching this! LMAO!!!

AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!

[SechMolinari]

Yea makes me laugh too :)

[malafey]

what kinda software you used to make this vid?

i tried windows movie maker but the words dont look nice...

[SechMolinari]

It's made in Pinnacle Studio

[philoucool69]

"shit" LOLL!

[Zapmack]

i can understand if the band liked this, its fucking rules XD

[larosenoire1]

OMG that's freaking funny. Thank you for putting a snile on my face. Would be interesting to see what Danny filth would think if he saw that.

[SechMolinari]

The band love my vids! The one I did to Nymphetamine was on their favourites. Sadly that and many of my other alternative lyrics vids have now been shut down due to copyright issues. Sad but true

[larosenoire1]

That just sucks. But it's great knowing the band loves them.

[monkeynaaier9530]

ey ur such a lair if they acctually loved ur vids why didnt they sponser you like one of my friends You would have one f those passes

[SechMolinari]

No you nob why would I lie about that? What a retarded comment. Quite a few of the people who saw my vid of Nympehtamine saw it through the Cradle Of Filth page. They couldn't sponsor me for something that was technically copyrighted, but they liked the vid enough to put it in their favourites, that's 100% fact

[tankcsapdafan13]

That's good to see. You made great work with this one i can understand why the band like it :D

[MrPie455]

Holy crap! that is badass

[philoucool69]

Your videos were "removed by the user" Lolll!

[impiety666]

what movie is this at 4:08?

[aurykiller]

clockwork orange!!!

dude....

[Grimmwood]

LOL this is mad funny!!!!!

[mambudilla]

this is stiupid song

[dvdkorn]

your a stupid song

[swantonz]

LOL!!! fucking mad for ruining my favourite song but i applause to thee.

[cienciaalborada]

shiiit.... xD

[shadowslayer1985]

well I like cradle very much but I find this hilarious

[dahalonut]

didn't rlly like this 1, but it was ok, i guess

[ResiEvil2192]

dude thats shit, i normally find this kinda videos funni but this one sucked, half the words didnt even match the song. i suggest u apologize to COF

[SechMolinari]

Lol how ironic. Cradle Of Filth have my other alternative lyrics vid of Nymphetamine in their favourites list. So I'm pretty sure they dig my vids, it's you that's got the problem. Plus most other ppl seem to like it too, I'll take their word over yours cheers

[CRMartin666]

HA HA! Looks like someone got OWNED! Keep up the good work Sech!

[tatersalad4real]

LOL butt hole (theres a dog)

[Shadow51269]

I Love Cradle of filth but i still find this a bit funny

[venomman2000]

Love it!

[drac00n]

it's her ghost in the fog... not a ghost enough ark...-.-

[theevilgoldfish]

Yeah . . . it's alternative lyrics, dumbass.

[cloud96669]

yeah dude its abit of fun

i love cradle but i still see the funny side

[RozezBleed]

Yea... I didnt find this funny... I understand almost every word perfectly, and the ones that no one can really understand... werent evenfunny....

[Grexed]

lol this made my day

[monkeynaaier9530]

the arabian nightmare is part of the real lyrics i have the lyrics with me

[SechMolinari]

Give yourself a medal. "A queen of snow" is the same too. Try as I might I couldn't make out any alternative lyrics to those lines so I left them

[xxxjj88xxx]

haha "give yourself a medal", nice.

i listen to this song too much and know the lyrics too well for the alternate ones to be very funny or conceivable. but hey, it's a full version of the song so i'm grateful for the post :) thanks

[residualbill]

I love CoF and found this hilarious! Great job! Arabian nightmare...We're slow and fast and you are not...So for Powder-Reads like a sensitive good porn...This is everything forget the bible costume...Putting reason to fight until three men have shaved-Now pray for Christmas four-eyes-On the top it's a legal way to do shrooms-Of horrors and Bean

This is the second best alternative lyrics clip I've seen. The first being one of Joe Cocker doing "With a Little Help From My Friends"

[xAirsoftAust23x]

OH THE RUBBER SOLED FLEAS

LOL ROFL LOL ROFL XD

Nice Man

[Mozad666]

funny vid!

[ProTeabagger]

SLAYER is fucken awesome and so is COF, 2 bad CF went soft in there new album i hope they go back to being fucken awesome again

[fitiopitio]

Nope, my 10 year old isnt dumb, but this song is! and your lyrics are too! What the fuck does it matter about the lyrics??? You cant understand this shit N E wayz!!!!! Nothing beats good ole fashion metal like Slayer and Death Angel!

[xxxjj88xxx]

rofl. slayer sucks monkey nuts. this, on the other hand, is the shit. if you can't understand it you need a hearing aid old man.

[SechMolinari]

You should teach your 10 year old what "Alternative Lyrics" video means. I'm pretty sure you can understand my lyrics if you can read english. See that's the point, that's why I made it in the first place, cause it's pretty hard to hear what Dani's actually saying. All I did was listen to the track and wrote down what it sounds like, if you don't get it I suggest you don't bother watching alternative lyrics vids. I did a Slayer one too but sadly had to remove it cause of nawty stuff I put in

[fitiopitio]

ITS HER GHOST IN THE FOG

[SechMolinari]

Errr are you fucking dumb or something? I KNOW it's HER GHOST IN THE FOG. It's ALTERNATIVE LYRICS see like it says in the title. FFS some people...

[piratehouker]

we needn't have left find their rum GOD! XD

One of the funniest things on this video in my opinion is the " arabian nightmare "

But in general this video is hilarious :)

[laszlowaty]

uahahaha

Awesome!

[sauron610]

hahahaha!!!!!

BUTTHOLE

lol that was funny.

[ZimRawsome]

it was ok :) love COF tho :D

[xxxjj88xxx]

how doesn't anyone think this is hilarious? it's great!!

[xxxjj88xxx]

"she was sensing liquid fist"

hahhaahahahahah

[BewithoutFear666]

xDD

[xxxjj88xxx]

i love this song

and the funny interpretation haha. props

[magenta667]

wow...this bites

[SechMolinari]

Your sense of humour bites

[darkalbatross57]

this is hilarious...favorite quote....of the rubber soled fleas

[Nick5650]

dude this sucks fatty cock.

[SechMolinari]

So does your mum. Last night. Mine.

[Nick5650]

dude seriously? you had to go that lame?

a your mom joke? really?

[SechMolinari]

Hey it's old but never fails to amuse

[Nick5650]

Dude your a fat piece of shit. I actually liked this song and you killed it. Dude i seriously dont get why you have bunch of faggs have to kill every good song with alternative lyrics that aren't even all that funny. if you were in front of me right now i'd punch you in your fat neck. you're a fat piece of cock sucking, dick licking, ass grabing, cum garggalin, piece of shit. you suck dick. bitch.

[SechMolinari]

Lol I can almost feel the steam pouring out of your ears. Most people really enjoy this vid, therefore it's you and your lack of a sense of humour that is the problem here. Even Cradle themselves like my vids (My Nymphetamine vid is on their favourites). I suggest you go watch something else you whiny little prick

[Nick5650]

i'm a little prick? do you even know what that means you fat piece of shit? or were you to busy sucking yourself off to use that thing in your skull called a brain? seriously, dude where are you from? i dont want your address, but where are you from? England? Ireland? Germany where?

[SechMolinari]

Why does it matter what nationality I am you reject? Your pathetic comebacks are completely pointless so you may as well stfu and stop wasting my time. I find it amusing you keep calling me fat like I'm going to be offended or something.

[Nick5650]

i wasnt hating on your nationality you dumb ass. God i cant believe you thought i was serious this whole time.

it was actually pretty funny.

you just got punk'd bitch. =) bye SechMolinari have a nice life.

[SechMolinari]

Fail

[sauron610]

youre a dumbass, for 1.

and 2, jesus fucking christ, grow up and look the other way if something offends you

people like you make this world a shitty place to live in.

the entire conversation you had with SechMolinari made you look like a fucking loser

please go drown yourself in a shallwo puddle

do the fucking world a favor.

and you really do FAIL.

at life, and everything that comes with it.

[Nick5650]

wow. have you ever heard of this thing called "just starting shit for fun?" i needed a good laugh and i think you and him freaked out about it alot more than you should have.

[sauron610]

well, i think you should "drown yourslef for fun"

stupid jackass

[Nick5650]

wow dude. simmer down alittle jeez.

[apexiwildchild]

what the f**k,what the f**k!!its so f**king FUNNY!!LMAO!!

[LordKrodius]

I have to say...I seriously enjoyed this video. I've known this song for quite awhile, and I find your "lyrical interpretations" quite hilarious. Good job.

[SechMolinari]

Cheers man! I'm currently working on a Fear Factory one so keep an eye out...

[jewfishie2]

love the intro this is prolly one of the few cof songs i still listen to

[angelwithtornwings]

It's funny because you can't actually mistake the lyrics for any of that.

Clap clap for the handicap

[SechMolinari]

You don't know what you're talking about. Strange but true

[dibuk123]

Come on, the Fog part is not even close to ark. Else it was rather phun!

[spankingboi]

how did u get all the pictures ? lol

[SechMolinari]

Mostly off Google image search, it's amazing what you can find if you know what to search for

[spankingboi]

lol , i will nv be able to do so

[emosrulesaysme]

"strawberry tarts go very well with wine" THAT IS SO FUNNY!! AND RANDOM!!!!

[SechMolinari]

Yea I cracked myself up when I heard that line...

[TheLoneMisfit]

"Butt hole"

LMFAO.

[whitewitch215]

legal way to do shrooms...I love it!

[whitewitch215]

I love it! I think you did a damn good job. I think Dani would like it too!

[SechMolinari]

Actually the band prefer my alternative lyrics version of Nymphetamine, they've got it on their favourites list. Maybe they never saw this one I don't know...

[sailorsaturn1118]

i think the pics are funny

[GerardsSweety]

lol thats random cant read the letters properly though :(

[whorebitchfuckerass]

"The disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper" 21:20

[antonia310]

i dont really think it sounds like that :\

good song (y)

amazing band