Captain Jack Sparrow- The Funniest Comedian

[LoveForJohnnyDepp]

JOHNNY DEPPPPPPPPPPPP <3

[pinksmiley14]

<3

[SuperLydia98]

3:09 my favourite!

[mimefire21]

0:54 lmfao

[TheKirbs22]

Ive seen the actual sword that Johnny Depp used in this movie and the pistoles that Cpt.Barbosa used in the first one.

[PhilippeDeAndria]

thumbs up if this guy made you wanna be a pirate !

[Dramz9138116]

"take what you can give nothing back"

[EMOJYTTE]

Barbossa: "What aare you doing!?"

Jack: "What are you doing!?"

Barbossa: "NO! What aaaare you doing!!?"

Jack: "What are you doing?!!"

Barbossa: "NO!!! What aaaaaare you doing!!!!!??"

Jack: "What are you doing!?"

x'Dx'D

[sinzianax58]

Gotta love him:D

[123dunnboy]

don't you just hate how most of the top rated comments are quotes from the video?.......

[2shotslol]

What are you doing!

[33karamela]

:)



[Minettequipete]

Johnny Depp <3<3<3!!! I love you! It's the best actor of the world for me ^^ with Romain Duris, a beautiful fench actor =) ....

Otherwise, your video is funny ^ ^

[greenday9009]

is it jsut me or did every scene of that seem sexy ^^

[CbaToThink1994]

3rd one is the best

[BrazilianNinjaa]

....My peanut

[KiwiTheHedgehog]

thumbs up if you didn't see pirates of the carribean or anything but wished that at 1:31 it was a guy kissing jack lol

[Brindles09]

@KiwiTheHedgehog ...You're a strange individual.

[KiwiTheHedgehog]

@Brindles09 alright man that's cool man cool :) don't forget to gimme thumbs so i can be top comvnety!1

[Stephh2010]

0:42 is pefectly in time with music, well done:D

[EMOJYTTE]

"But you have heard of me!" <333xD

[PickachuPlanet]

This is so awesome!

[Ronaldinhoo11]

1:40 is that cum on his face?

[EMOJYTTE]

@Ronaldinhoo11 Yeah, from The Kraken xDD

[killerre5]

there are alot of movies with some damn great charicters, but captin jack, just cant top him

[FreeAds4]

haha, "forgot one very important thing mate... I´m captain Jack Sparrow...drink rum and haven´t washed my hair, brush my teeth or trimmed my toenails for over a year. I´m also fancied by all the ladies... they like bad boys" lol :D

[19lemons93]

"Me I'm dishonest. And a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest--honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for..."

~~~

"That's the one! Parlay! Parlay!"

"Parlay? DAMN to the depths to the man who invented parlay!"

"That would be the French. Latin-based, of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."

"I like mayonnaise."

~PTOC

[xAlyanaX]

This is why we love Captain Jack Sparrow so much.

[LaurenRoxLikeMrCool]

LAME

[Mrmocamocamoca]

@LaurenRoxLikeMrCool you just can't not love jack...

[LaurenRoxLikeMrCool]

@Mrmocamocamoca i Love Jack Sparrow but this was just really badly edited and stuff. I thought that it was stupid.

[XxQueenOfLolagexX]

the fourth one turned out crap. he wasn't as funny as he was in the first three ones

[g0rsk13g4n9st4]

@XxQueenOfLolagexX Actually, I liked the 4th one better than the 3rd one, which I consider to be the weakest in the series.

[nclev3]

ok

[nclev3]

fu

[TheDellanator]

I always thought he was the funniest in the film. I love johnny depp! also he's the sexiest pirate

[dileedavis]

Also Love the Captain Jack Sparrow Screams...too funny =)

[it3jjp]

I want this exact video to be played at my funeral on a big screen.... So they can remember me and the good times.

[samz986Productionz]

aha captin sparrow might act goofus but he is a pro pirate

[magicdawolfy]

1:30 makeout scene !!!!!!!!

[missinudanmat]

i can actually see a 5th 1 coming. id watch it! lol

[horseluver0567]

Love him!!!!!!!!! :D Thumbs up if you do too!

[JediGirlGabs]

"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"

Like if you put your hand up.

[Dramz9138116]

@JediGirlGabs i would put my

hand up

[DXdarkangelXA]

my peanut:)

[Mariam638]

love the way captain jack sparrow TALK :L

[hvitrgharm15]

LAIDIES WILL U PLEASE SHUT IT! listen to me. yes i lied to u, no i dont love u, of course it makes u look fat, ive never been to brussles, it is pronounced "igregious", by the way no ive never actually met brizaro but i love his pies and all of this pails to utter insignifigants in right of the fact that my ship is once again gone, savvy?

-girls look at each other- -left slaps jack, right slaps jack- -jack slaps gibbs-

[SuperSims3Expert]

@hvitrgharm15 thank you for quoting the fucking video. way to ruin it asshole.

[hvitrgharm15]

@SuperSims3Expert your very welcome :)

[tofer17]

@hvitrgharm15 *gibbs get mad, look at Jack, then shrugs it out* LMAO, I always loved that part!

[annamarieeox]

captain jack sparrow is a legend!

[angela97IstillRememb]

He`s sooo COOOOOOOOL , the way he plays this Character/this role, his mimic, his gestures , the way he walks & reels,how he speaks, extremely funny. It's a brilliant performance. I enjoy how he plays Jack Sparrow, - CAPTAIN ! - Jack - Sparrow - !

[KaitlynnLane]

Wrong. Pirates wore patches because if one eye was covered for a length of time, if they switched the patch to the other eye right before they raided another ship it would give them night vision.

[KnightOfCydoniaXOX]

Do you reckon Johnny ever gets tempted to just permanently dress up as Captain Jack Sparrow and live on a boat? And just BE Jack Sparrow? I know I would if I could.

[Shegaga1656]

My hero

[KneeVAwesomeness]

this still doesn't explain why the rum is gone...

[LOZZArockchick1414]

this video should be rated R for pirates

[MileyJohnson6669]

HE IS MAH BOYFRIEND. NOBODY CAN HAVE HIM.

[XxFallonTearsxX]

@MileyJohnson6669 -facepalm-

[SuperSims3Expert]

@MileyJohnson6669 im sorry, i already fucked his brains out and he looovvvvvveeddd it. *bitchslap*

[flyingshamrockranch]

These are outtakes...scenes written and filmed, but not used. These are not bloopers....bloopers are mistakes in the actual lines.

[keefdujour]

keith richards



[LordSeferoth]

Jack Sparrow is the only reason why i watch Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

[REGENADEgames]

@LordSeferoth same here

[Breyer1Lover728]

What is the world going to be like without him?

[MissSerenaxxx]

I <3 Captain Jack Sparrow (aka Johnny Depp). A Natural Comedian!! <3

[NimwenEleniel]

EPIC FAILIURE!!!:D

[atheist382]

lol...Michael Bolton's song was awesome!

[wo0obly]

he's like doctor who, only funnier and crazier xD

[kdub2299]

Check out my new Jack Sparrow video with scenes from all the movies!! :)

[shazzleB123]

Captain jack sparrow should join the strawhat crew.

[opugilist]

I thought there were bloopers. Why do you people lie, especially about trivial things?

[D4rk5hade]

As awesome as both Johnny Depp and Jack Sparrow are Sparrow's my 2nd favourite, 1st is Barbossa, he's just awesome, I'd say the best one of the four was Dead Man's Chest, then At World's End, then On Stranger Tides then Curse of the Black Pearl, they're all amazing though.

[231282des]

I think jack is the most immature pirate known to man but he is also the best HE KILLED A MAN FOR A PEANUT!!!

[Sparrangelica64]

@231282des XD right, killing his clone for a peanut in the locker XD!! lol i would've done anything to stop boredom -.-'

[hamzehtheking]

4:15-4:28 from which movie \????

[hotserbiangirl]

@hamzehtheking Pirates of the Caribbean Dead man's chest

[hamzehtheking]

@hotserbiangirl ooo now I remember ;p the one I thnk in 2007:) thx dude ;]

[hotserbiangirl]

@hamzehtheking np ;))

[ghijjotjoetjoehalek]

1. belay that!

2. belay that belay that!

3. but captain...

2. belay.. belay.. no.. no.. shut it

[blablabla7kp]

@ghijjotjoetjoehalek that one is the best....hehhehehehehhe

[DemonicLionXXX]

-Jack! The ships gone

-Really?

[Tamodism]

HIS PEANUT

[TheKatenceto]

I lovee capt. Jack :D Hes The Funniest Man in the world :D



[Jessica1988Sunshine]

"god, are you're drunk?"

"nah man, just trying to run like jack sparrow"

[eivinux]

Jack Sparrow my fav actor forever:)

[AngelsPirate]

Really Nice job! xDD

[FlaschMangaStudios]

Take what you can

Give nothing back

That's the order

Of captain Jack :D

[ILOVEMUSICTECHNO]

My Peanut xD :P

[Missdreamchaser]

I'd like to stroke his goatie ;)

[53nightdemon]

love the way captain jack sparrow runs

[purplefur52]

@53nightdemon i kno i always laugh

[Horsey1magic]

I Love Captain jack Sparrow

And I Love Johnny Depp

[aravindhanveeramani]

well the title shouldbe FUNNIEST CAPTAIN.....

[gamesgirl455]

OmG most likely the first fist bump at 4:05

[laylarocks100]

amazing video well together funny and there's a lot of Captain Jack the best Pirate who ever sailed the seven seas

[manz92]

why the fuck does everyone add songs at the back i just wana hear the jokes, not music it would be so much better.

[Haxranitar]

Michael Bolton...

[skjaldulfr]

JAck wasn't a badass in the last Pirates. I was quite dissapointed.

[WhyIAm7]

now back to the good part!!!!!

[MrCJ1988]

Question about the eye patch: how come so many pirates had their eyes poked out? what was going on back then?

well a lot of 'em had those hook hands, right? so maybe the first day or two before they get used to their new hook hands, they just go and rub their eyes and poke that bad boy right out….but then again, how did they get those hook hands?

[Shoo7er09]

@MrCJ1988 :))) good questions mate :)))



[knightace2002]

@MrCJ1988 it's all explained in the special features disc it's bc life on the ship was dangerous and many had gotten injured (1 eye was lost=10 shillings 2= 20 shillings and arm a leg 30-50 shillings etc.) tho a shilling is equal to 3 pennies in todays money

[SgtDahaka]

@MrCJ1988 The true use of the eye patch wasn't to hide a poked eye, but to hide it from the clarity. That if needed to fight at night, they could see with ease.

[jaxlantern]

@MrCJ1988 because when they are fighting on deck and they need to move below deck they just have to move the eyepatch to the otherside and they dont need to let the eye adjust to the light change because its already used to the dark.

[ZeroSoah]

@MrCJ1988 Actually, they wore eye-patches because of the light difference between the deck and the hold. They would switch eyes so that when went below deck they wouldn't be blinded by the dark and vice versa.

[SmoothMoonWalker]

@ZeroSoah blinded by darkness? that's interesting

[ZeroSoah]

@SmoothMoonWalker: Ever been outside where it's bright then gone into a dark room? You tell me how well you see.

[SmoothMoonWalker]

@ZeroSoah i'm in a dark room, what difference would that make?

[ZeroSoah]

@SmoothMoonWalker Our eyes have auto ISO, like Nikon DSLRs (honest!!!!) In the electronic imaging and video world we call this variable gain. In bright light our eye's ISO drops and we see fine details and bright colors. In dim light our eye's ISO climbs (astronomers call this "dark adaptation") and we can see in the dark. Our eye's ISO climbs, which is why we see fuzzy grain while fumbling around in the dark.

[ZeroSoah]

@ZeroSoah cont: Our eyes only see in black-and-white in the dark. Our eyes can see in light much darker than urban and suburban dwellers experience. Our eyes adapt very quickly to bright light (although it may hurt a little as our irises contract when someone turns on the lights after a slide show), but take a longer time to become more sensitive to darkness. That's why we can't see anything when we first walk into the dark, and over several minutes begin to see more.

[daman2020ful]

@MrCJ1988 you are pretty stupid along with the 25 autistic children tht voted you up......its called sword fighting and when the other person gets the right chance they cut off the other guys hand, same goes for the eyes if you cut through the head your going to kill the person but the other person getting cut got lucky enough to only cut the eye and live and not through the brain and die

think of an actual good question like

"why are you commenting bullshit when you should just enjoy the video"

[JamesFrizell]

@MrCJ1988 I heard a mild rumor that the reason one eye was always covered up was to keep it from getting used to the light from above deck. Made it easier to navigate down below. I have no idea if this is true, but it was an interesting theory since it reminds me of why red lights are used to light up rooms used by some ships. The color red doesn't screw with the eye's night vision, so when the crewmen step out on the deck at night they can see with their eyes fully adjusted.

[nzcalvin]

@MrCJ1988 i was in a bar one day and i saw a pirate with a hook and an eyepatch i asked him his hook and he told me that him and his crew were having a battle with another ship and someone cut his hand right off. then I asked him about his eyepatch and he look sad and said "I was looking up at the sky one day and a seagull took a shit right in my eye" i asked him "how would that give you an eyepatch" he sighs "it was the first day with my new hook."

[TheFunPop]

"my peanut." lol

I adore CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, he's da best :D!

[GuerillaFly]

You will always remember that this was the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow

And you will always remember that even though i'm a pirate don't mean i'm a hero

Yeah I raided i pillaged i plundered

Why's the rum always gone,i wonder

[mamma0daddy]

What RRRR ya doin'? hahaha love that....and "I'm standin' over there with them" oh and "shut it' love it!

[SRakash]

its a pirates Life for me. .. . .(Y)

[TheIdolGeek]

0:04 hahahhahah xD 

[XxsupersapxX]

i have seen 4 it is so good

[MrsGailPR]

The best moments are:

0:04 TO 1:20

1:30 TO 1:47

4:14 TO 4:53

[Szafran28]

I don't like it. I LOVE IT! <3

[skunk757]

nobody came to my rescue just because I missed I think I'll go with them

[monster01230]

2:48 love it :)

[ScourgeWillRise]

XDDDDD OMG he is DA FUNNIEST person ALIVE!!XD

[booolander]

Jonny depp is crap.. an jack sparrow is really gay an anoying... he's not funny or sexy or cool..

[98Raeley]

@booolander

Awww, somebody is jealous! I admit, Johnny Depp is boring himself, but Jack Sparrow? Awesome.

[IxLAWRENCExI]

@98Raeley there should be a captain in there somewhere

[servo678]

@booolander

Well you smell funny

[djk2515]

MY peanut .....

[AmongTheLivingBand]

pirates are fucking metal!!!!!!!!! and ps its amazing to see how old johnny depp has gotten in the course of these movies

[L3N44]

The Song by 'what are you doing, no what are you doing..' which song is it? Sry my english is very bad

[BramB96]

@L3N44 Jack Sparrow

Just the soundtrack from Deadman's Chest!

:)

[L3N44]

@BramB96 I don't understand XDDDD I'm silly :(( The songs name is ... ??

[drakesnake09]

i think jack sparrow invented the fist bump

[Tirantho]

From When I saw the first movie I always wanted to be a pirate

[snowboardgirl63]

FUNNIEST MOTHERF*CKER EVAR!!

[kesobolin]

y los gringos comentan AAAAAAAASSSSSIIIIIIIIIII

[Thesandalhatdude]

"It is pronounced EGREGIOUS" XD

[britrotor]

these were scenes from the movies... not bloobers

[Blowitupnow]

haha i love 2:14 how jack takes a second to understand that barbossa was saying that he's the captain

[resmi93]

the best scene ever 2:00  to 2:31 hAHAHAHAAAH

[zx88zx88]

WHAT?!! NOOO !!! THERE ARE ACTUALLY 21 BLOCKMINDED FREAKS THAT DON'T LIKE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW .... LIKE WTF ?!!

[GoldStorm07]

@zx88zx88 21 people want to know why the rum is gone.

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

Ladies! Will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious." By the way no, I've never met Pizarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?

[PiratesoftheLegobean]

@LilyTheAnnoyance *slap*

[moviesmusicandshizz]

keira knightley is the second luckiest byotch in the world

the first is vanessa paradis :P

[ISUgoCyclonesMUSIC]

Thumbs up if you've seen the new Lonely Island song "Jack Sparrow"

[Wowimiss]

By biggest dream is to be an actor in a movie like this when johhny depp is a REALLY funny guy. The other movies ive seen with Johhny where boring .

[gasb911]

Damn it I born in the wrong time in the wrong place

[Iez436]

THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

[amandarrvengeance]

@Iez436 No, this is Patrick!

[ClydetheDuck]

for a clumsy fool captain jack can sword fight really well

[emperor231]

can't wait for the next movie "on stranger tides" going to be so awesome i hope :D

[rhaysan]

i like the way when he says savy, xDD lol.

[H1W25K1998]

Ladies! Will you please shut it?! Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I dont love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced ''Egregious''. By the way, no, I never met Pizzarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance and not to the fact that my ship is, once again gone. Savvy?

[Fugalmonkey]

0:55 hahahahahahah! WTF?!?!?!!?!?!

[bekkyshambles]

Why does the description say "bloopers?" Am I the only person who knows that bloopers are the mistakes TAKEN OUT OF THE FILM!?

[AUBERIRDISCH]

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze

[TheUnknownEduardo]

@AUBERIRDISCH it should be a captain round there :))

[twilightgal4life]

@AUBERIRDISCH LOVE that song :P

[LewisMarriott95]

@AUBERIRDISCH he's the pauper of the sea's

The jester of Tortuga

[ToricoUK]

my peanut

[TheVaporeonrules234]

I for one like when he gets slapped.

[liefsmagali]

I've been in love with Jack since like forever. Marry me Jack.

[asmaianb]

i never loved Jony Depp until I saw this movie he is one of the best actors in the world .

and Jack sparrow is the favorite character ever

[MasterIttin]

Nice vid. I love these movies. But these aren't bloopers. These are the real scenes.

[KitKatGirl111]

that makes you chart-man! lol

[rasser122]

i'm going to see the number 4 about 3 weeks.. ^^

[PoisonWhisp3r]

Fuck! his one hell of an actor.. Thanks for doing what you do best jhonny.