Customer Types.

[NancyStar345]

the creepy guy scraed me so much!:O

[565michelle]

..the one that's not stupid or ignorant, lol

[565michelle]

hahahahhahhahahah im dying

[bramyproductions]

bahaha! The over apologetic one and the creeper both killed me!

[pixarr17]

You have really nice teeth O.O

[chocolatechick729]

YEAH BABY TAKE IT OFF!!!!

[rachminoiu]

You forgot the "self entitled middle aged soccer mom: :P



[Hashkageen]

I'm so much the confused one, and then perhaps apoligize for not getting it.. :S

[kargirl]

Please tell me you're not gay! cause you're so hot!!!!!

[MrTeddy12986]

@kargirl He is. I know I was crushed when I found out. It is always the really hot, sweet, ones-that-every-girl-would-wan­t, that turns out gay. Sahrry.

[kargirl]

@MrTeddy12986 ooooww :( this is so sad!!!!! you're right, all good guys are either gay or taken

[JadoreLulu]

I got the creeper recently. -_-

[starsinred]

pantsconverations.tumblr.com

[RoseRussle]

Don't worry, you don't have to put your top back on, it's fine. Really :)

[SumiyyaAli]

BEST. TEETH. EVER.

[cutiecalichick226]

can i just say you look amazing in that shirt and tie ... actually im gonna say you just look amazing :D

[emmalicious989]

My mom's the angry one..

[FocusBeam]

LOL at the shy one and the creeper



[bricrisel]

yep its true..i should know i work retail..just thought you should know that when i was watching this early i was at starbucks. heres an equation for you:laughing+ coffee= eww mess ..just saying it wasnt pretty.. lol

[MrTeddy12986]

DAH!! Nick!!! You and no shirts!! Taking off shirts, no shirts, losing your scarf... a girl can go nuts with such confusion!! Stop being hot!! :)

[prettyoddindeed]

I can't help but think of Jim Carrey when the creeper comes on. xD

[Jessmuse16]

Yes you are sexy!!!!

[L0Lawesome]

I'm in love wit ur eyes 3333333

[missusjv]

i work retail. this is so true. i hate the creepers and the angry customers.

[anjee2011]

omg bite your lip again!! lmao

[IulovemeI]

trollface at 3:08

[SockMonkeyLuver134]

when u took off ur shirt dat wuz totally sexy..

[eukaryote90]

I wish I got male sexy ones more often.

[kwoah39]

marry me?

[Thebutterdreamer]

@kwoah39 marry me first... and then maybe i ll kill you so you ll be mine for ever and ever and ever... seriously.

[omgcowshaveudders]

I miss your old videos :( the new ones are good too but still

[jenzahara]

The over-apologetic one reminds me of Sifl and Olly's friend Chester.....

[justwow13]

the very first one (the sexy costumer) was freakin hilarious!!! xDD

[PuppyDogGalore]

Im the.. um.. everyone but the sexy type :P

[NurulAin84]

Hahaha. I am seriously LMFAO like literally at Maria. Thanks for teaching me how to be sexy at the customer service!

[rchellerr]

Hahahahha I love you!!!!!!

[mwalling87]

almost died laughing with the creeper!

[mwalling87]

omfg i almost died laughing with the Awkward guy!

[WellQueSarahSarah]

I am the costumer who avoids the customer service area

[Paulinachka]

AHHH SO SEXY.. LOOK AT THE SHIRTLESSNESS...

[rainbowangel58]

I actually screamed when I saw Sam Starr...

[EllOhhVeeEeh831]

Very Sexy ( ; -3

[egrant2]

haha well the creeper is closest to every customer ive ever helped (i used to work at a video store) ugh

[tingirlful]

I had to deal with alot of angry and/or confused customers when in retail. uuuggh. But as a customer I'm apologetic though not as akward as the video one (i hope...)

anyways... You're amazing. Keep it up! I less than three you! <3

[FedoraArt]

I'm the overapologetic one...kinda awkward...kinda shy... kinda :'/

[courtnac]

im the over apologetic one.. sorry, =)

[Jinkun2702]

LMFAOLMFAO the creeper <3

[AlyssaJaneVolta]

you are so sexy i cant even handle it

[DisneyChannelPromte]

Its upstairs in the *erection* ...

[projektbrot]

can you pls make the slow-mo even slower and lower?...dear god...im so sweating...mh mh no matter where youre working, have been working or will work...im gonna be there and build you a temple. and then ill ask you where the toilet is...btw: id be the angry type ;)

[GDscissorhandedgurl]

I think Frankie was the best customer. Angry customers are just funny.

[Silversorcerer]

@ the 'not sexy' video text: So totally NOT true.

[jewelsftw]

The shy one that doesn't even come up to the stand

[johnhelinski]

totally the over apologetic one. :)

[luvofjwnlost]

totally sexy sir nick.

OMG I literally jumped from screen when mr. star came on. hilarious!

[narutoismylove112]

I'm the sexy type ;D We'd be a good match.

[ohiochickk]

yeah i agree about marie..im no lesbian but i had to change my panties after that. nice!

[baygonliontiger]

wow.. you have nice hands. :D

[sRowTL985]

I'm the customer who buys an awkward combination of things. I can't help it. When I go somewhere like Walmart, there are so many things that catch my eye and I end up buying them. Sometimes, I'll just go there to get dog food and I'll leave with dog food and ice cream because I had a craving for dairy products. I always get the feeling the cashier thinks I'm going to mix them together. Yeah I like ice cream with dog food sprinkles. Who the hell doesn't?

[bbybrittaaany]

not sexy? you must be joking.

[myheartandmysoul]

It WAS sexy actually haha

[Cookiemonster3154]

i am the creepy one

MOAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA........um­mmmmm....umm...ha?

[GustavoB1992]

PORNO MUSIC/COMMENT TIME MUSIC!!!

i heart communitychannel

[IcyCoolX]

1:14 dancing goat in the background whatcha trying to imply?

[ununhexium]

you look like a backstreet boy

[Emmers1983]

This video is great. I worked at walmart for 7 miserable years and every day was just like that LOL.

[kari00ws6]

What's in the background? A gold trash can and a baby goat?

[WhenBordomTakesOver]

I love you!

[bktrinigurl]

I want to date/do the creeper....knife and all.

I'm the sexy apologetic one! ha

[tastysalmonflesh]

The only one I think I fit is the overly apologetic one...but I don't really ever talk to people in stores.

Would definitely creeper at your store. 8D

[RainbowRyanlol]

ur so cute <3 =)

[Brilovesedward]

the end was my favorite part....oh god does that make me the creeper?

[Chikiitaaa88]

ur so sexy is not even funny.. is it bad i found Maria sexy in this video?

[UnisonChords]

I'm the apologetic one. :)

[elmolly93]

well i cant answer that which one are you, i dont do lables lol no actually im the over apologetic one :)

[davidluv4]

Happy Justine-ecotomy Day! It's almost as good as having a birthday...

[MLiPreti]

Happy Justine-ectomy/Birthday!

[p0pc00kie]

You know what, this is the second video of you my brother has ever watched. (My 12 yr old brother)

And he noticed that the Awkward not-so-dancing goat was in the background. I've been following you since the last summer and have shown this and watched many a time.

I'm not sure how to react to this realization.

[F0xybabe]

i think you made a typo.. should say *totally sexy

[jAZZiEFiZZlE42]

5 stars for porno music :)

[hanahabib]

youre so hot. i love you!

[XxtheOreoxX]

you are a babe! sorry... im the creepy customer.

When i saw your hair ir reminded me off bees the frig. ( Im in love with JPMETZ too) not freakin twilight like the persons comment in the video after this.

[f1nalfantasy]

lolz @ green screen effects

[Rulerofthyworld]

I am a mix of all but mainly the RANDOM...wait thats not on there

[deathblackroses]

What do you mean "not sexy" you are very sexy.

[YouMustResistMe]

you took communitychannel's porno music! well done

[alwaysariaxoxo]

your beautiful.

[shaggymichelle]

oh man, that creeper...made my day. I work in customer service at a makeup store, one time this lady nearly killed me because she bought a hair dye that turned her hair blonde....and the box was clearly blonde hair dye.

[TheRydog100]

I Fav'd For the Creepy Guy! SO Funny

[greenleafslove]

Omfg "the creeper" reminds me of Andy Samberg. Seriously...if he brings you a box, don't let him make you open it!

[carly032685]

crepper was my favorite

[mizzbebe69]

Vagina looks like she smells. P-U

[hecklera]

lol 1:25 over and over again

[101princesslover]

funny!

[urblackcloud]

you bremind me of a sim lol

[TheOnlyOreilly]

i hate the third one.

it's like do you seriously think i'm going to change something because you want it to? this is the way things are so just deal with it.

[lasvegasgirl2]

every time i watch this i laugh at the creeper

[missliuphung]

lol that is so freakin true!!!!!!!!!!!! but you've made it funnier! lol

[terraruber]

wait,. where does the way to old rich chinese guy that asks you on a date full under??

[ebrownjr81]

I'm the customer service guy! lol

[blondelifeforme]

LoL the creeper

[jeezymaster]

i liked the last one XD

[skibiskit]

keep the tweezers away from those eyebrows my friend!

[bonemybrass36]

Ugh I've dealt with all of these before, especially the angry one who gets angry over something I have nothing to do with lol.

[FiSGa85]

I like this guy people!!

[SugaSpice52]

You look like you like spaghetti.

Do you like spaghetti?

[kparrinello]

I'm the overly apologetic one. :(

[getogatocat]

Is it me or does green screen sometimes make a lice-y effect on hair? haha.

Oh customer service, the genuine article!

HIGH FIVE!!!

[MsDulceLeche]

you have some pretty long thumbs Nick, those could come in handy..wink wink

[drellavonpollock]

you're so symmetrical.

[designerxxdrug]

I've always thought the same thing.

[melikeyyeah]

I'm the overly apologetic customer. :D

[LikeTinkiWinki]

are you gay??

[xXpinksunflowersXx]

Hey nick, could you possibly do a how to on kagels or brazilian wax? thanks.

[trystan7675]

what does he say after the over apoligetic one leaves??

[trystan7675]

I have a video response called 'Awkward Moon Walking' Check It.

[Krissy0412]

Made my day :) I would love to ask you where to find something in the mall... like... a quiet place where we can get a little more private ;)

[cheryce331]

it was sexy.

[imarshyonshuffle]

Did u guys know that if you say cupcake slowly it sounds like gullible

[StefiBuco]

OMG the dancing goat is in the backround!!!

It's a hidden message!

I won't be able to sleep tonight.

[lipsyglossy]

loved the dacing goat in the mall and the sparkly hair too... and i must say that you're dead wrong!YOU taking OFF the shirt IS SEXY!!!Sahrry...

[sherioushlyduckys8it]

ok. you know what. all the awkward whatevers are easy as fuck. you always pretend you can't do them but you can. sorry for being rude. your videos still rock.

[tdoasia]

vagina sounds like saladfingers

[alexawuzhere99]

3:01 ♥

[CarnivoraDoll]

oh my fucking god LOL

[RainbowPanda17]

I like your nose.

[tully40]

The music from the sexy customer bit is the communitychannel porno music for comment time.

[janypany]

I see the goat! :D

[OddinaryOne]

I'm the always nice, tolerant costumer, because I used to work retail myself... Well, unless the sales assistent is a douche towards me, but it doesn't happen often.

[bluflavorice]

Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

(taking your shirt off).

xo

[KatieHuxMaaan]

Retalted videos: first one - Bad Breath Test.

someone tryin to tell you something? =P

[galadrijella]

priceless! oh and then there are the ones ho'd tell u that u dont even know what how u are supposed to do ur job and that u will never get better one...but they never consider the fact that u might be doing this job as a part time while in college or something...dumbasses...nic, u are hot as hell, cant help it :)

[grune89]

Don't put the shirt back on.. Don't.

[lesferr]

the creeper was the best!

[lesferr]

I am def the over apologetic one...sharry

sorry for steeling your line. I wont do it again. ok bye.

[GigglyRobotGiggly]

Imma tell you a secret.

You have sexy shoulders... Really.

[myfairyoshi]

Home-wrecker!

That was my secret...

[HideAndGoGeek]

My grandmother watches your videos sometimes, she keeps saying "pilgrim dick"

..i don't get it..

[bigbrickwall91]

i work in customer service and i have seen all of these types of customers and i have to say you are a hero for being able to protray all of them without needing therapy, there's a work for people with others in their head. its called schitzo. but well done on the not needing therapy

[princesscarmen16]

i must say... i love maria.

[aznblonde87]

lol you should make yourself sparkle like edward cullen!!!

[J4CK13J4CK13]

You finally got a job! Congrats!

[Cla900]

3:17

i thought you were about to do that pretend walking down the stairs thing.

i think this video was really about showing us your secret multiple personalities.

Did you know there is actually a name for that? it's called "Multiple Personality Disorder Secrets"

Typed it on google. Don't ask me what I typed or how i came across it. I find weird things.....

[bellabeauty15]

your face.

sharry

[fallenplayer]

I'll rate and fave everything with maria in it!

and a shirtless nic

[SuicideBLondEx]

perfect genius. my fav are the housewives that call just to start shit with you :-)

[MonicazProduction]

Oh soundlyawake dontknowurname Lol

ur so sexay LMAO

[shutupkthxbyexo]

SAHRRY !

[SashaVolkova]

You're so pretty and smart and handsome and nice and awesome and cool and great and good and fine and fantastic and marvelous and pretty and smart and handsome and nice and awesome and cool!

[TheElitha]

HA HA!! the creeper was hilarious!

[katiejane0407]

You fail at the severed thumb. FAIL

[itendtoflail]

the customer that goes to the line to pay and then leaves to get more stuff when there's a line behind them. or the customer that brings 100 things to checkout, but decides after seeing the total to only get 5 things. also the customer who brings a bunch of expired coupons to the counter and complains that they haven't had a chance to use them yet so they should still get the discount.

[burgerhead666]

is it strange that if he got the hair off his chin while he's dressed like a grl he would look like a grl?

[trashleyrx]

HAHAHAHA!!! Creeper...

[ElectricMaze]

everytime you say "sahrry" i feel like i'm in on a fairly small inside joke....BUT then i read comments from other subscribers & it reminds me that i'm not. :(

[bethanBB]

What was the song in the background for 'the over-apologetic' one? I recognise it a little but i cant name it!

[googlememe]

lol i need to deal with this for 10 hours a day over the phone trying to make thick ppl understand that becuase they havnt paid their bill for 5 months there internet has been cut, and NO I will NOT reconnect it until tomorrow!!aaarrrggggg

[BoatonSea]

BWAHHAHAHA, I've totally been asked by 'The Know It ALL', and the same question! She proceeded to argue with me about where the bathroom was, and even asked me if I was sure if there wasn't a bathroom on the 1st floor. Yeah, you're right, I lied. Or maybe, I don't know.....I've only worked here for three years!

[jessebebebluee]

omg not even gonna lie the creeper was so hot? plz tell me who played her!

[jessebebebluee]

You look like your name should be Gina.

[teamsoundly]

Is that the goat beside the big, yellow... thing?

[kelclrksonsmyidl]

pretty sure lol

[prepboi6969]

shirt comes off - AAAAWEYEAAAAAH

short goes on - boooooo

[MissElizab3thh]

All of you try wayy too hard to use his and jpmetz's lingo in your comments. Its quite irritating.

Sahrry.

[toddybee]

blates the sexy one, im hot for customer service...i like to service customers, especially ure mom!

[johneepixels7]

hahaha. excuse me guy.. lol.

hahahah the over apologetic one is hilarious. hahahahhahahahahahahha i couldn't stop laughing.

[itmabob]

THE creeper was frickin HILARIOUS!!!!

"Is something wrong??" haha

I definattely LOL'ed

[TipcTV]

The sexy latina's beard was fierce!!! Beyonce betta step her game up!!!!!!!

[MaerdYsatnaf]

I'm a more active grocery shopper. I usually get angry at the check out people for going "Looks like you're gonna have a party!"

... Bitch. This is just how much I eat.

[blueblob55]

Sahrry.

So true. Then there is also the pissed off mother. She