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  • Where can I run into Tucker Max?? He is so hot I want to bang the shit out of him

  • @sck7 how about u just go and sit on a pole

  • @love4theunderground HA you're nowhere near as funny as TUCKER MAX

  • Ily TUCKER MAX! your book is awsum

  • When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tucker Max.

  • love this guy

  • fuck yes... tucker is the fuckin man... literary genius... period

  • he got clowned and exposed for being a fraud on opie & anthony

  • My name is Tucker, and I get called Tucker Max all the time. I think that's a good thing

  • tucker max is my dream guy end of story

  • @laura32497 Not when he thinks your name was Stacey because he had another girl's purse.

  • Lets be honest, drunk girls are easy and every guy in America probably has a shot at screwing shit tons of women. This isn't unique...what is unique is that he acknowledges that his life path/family relations are what caused him to act the way he had...that and he learned from all this shit. It is also unique that he never once got the shit beat out of him or picked up an STD from all the sloots he banged.

  • wow...now that i know how his voice sounds, and how he talks about things...the things iv read, I CANNOT IMAGINE HIM DOING THEM ANYMORE. :/

  • @A7X447 hahahaha that was exactly what was thought as soon as i heard his voice he doesn't sound like an ass hole he just is haha

  • @WHENCOOLWASCOOL hahahahahaha, yea man

  • wow he is actually a pretty solid dude i enjoyed his books although the guy is a egotistical dirtbag i think he is a cool ass dude over all

  • Who gives a shit if his storys are totally real the books hilarious

  • Im reading his book at the moment and im totally lovin it! but he is ugly as f*ck to be honest! :D

  • He should go on Charlie Rose.

  • you guys that say he's lying need to live fuller lives.

  • 69 likes

  • I wonder if Hate ever watches his interviews.

  • and here is Tucker Max's newest competition.... memoirs of a manwhore ca

  • im gonna name my kid tucker

  • He's just an average looking guy that overrates himself. I can see why some people would find his bashy humour funny, it's new, it's different and a form of shock. But he is just so shallow, narcisstic and a product of his unstable upbringning. He's narcisstic and he treats women like they're expendable because he's afraid of getting hurt. Ultimately, he admits it himself. He feels like a little boy when the group is not paying attention to him. Typical, arrogant alpha. Sets a bad eg of men.

  • @ruby117able very true. and the girls he sleeps with are VERY unstable also. Girls that can't find reward in relationships just go and sleep around.

  • I find it absolutely hilarious how most of you guys think he's a bullshitter. It's not as if he's claiming he was fucking abducted by aliens or some shit. His stories are about drinking alcohol and doing crazy shit. -- Who hasn't done that? I mean, honestly... Get a clue.

  • hes full of fucking shit this guy is just a lieing douchebag.

  • @thefriendsociety have you read the book? it's pretty hard to lie about the shit he talks about. write a 200 page book and fabricate the entire thing, tell me how it goes.

  • @thefriendsociety Well I am glad you were there for his entire life and can say with certainty that he is a liar. Just given some of the absurd shit that has happened to me in my life i can absolutely believe his stories.

  • @thefriendsociety lol someones jealous

  • Y'all are just mad because Tucker Max won an Oscar for his record-setting movie and is changing Hollywood forever.

  • This guy is living a lie. Eyes, bodylanguage and words all say he's full of shit. Look how he points to the book and says "I lived that.". It's in the book, not in his actual memory. SHENANIGANS!! SHENANIGANS!!!

  • @Fistwagon

    Hater

  • he's a much more elequent in his writing than his speaking.

  • He was so tense, nervous, doesn't seem like a confidence asshole at all. Body languages can't lie.

  • there is resentment towards his parents towards the end of the interview. Although his surroundings growing up may shape how he perceives things, as well as his idea of what morality is, I don't think that it's very mature of him to blame his parents for his behavior. He's a grown man, and he should just take responsability for his mistakes. I wonder how he got an undergrad, nevermind a JD from Duke... A professional wrote the book so just another frat boy looking good for someone else's efforts

  • GOOGLE : TUCKER MAX SEX RAY

    LMFAO AHAHAHHA

  • Tuckers answeres ar actually really well thought through. Love this guy.

  • you can tell that motherfucker's quick with his words. just like russell brand...guess that's why they both get so much poon

  • He uses the word "dude" a lot...

  • Yes his book is just like martial arts

  • tuckers book made me laugh more than ANY other book I've ever read (other than the bible). Every thing else you twats are talking about is meaningless."small  hands"!! get fucked.Tucker writes funny fucking books that fuck convention in it's well greased ass and make people laugh. and for that alone he should be praised

  • ha he does have small hands

  • I would like to Junk Punch this Scott McLean character for saying "ya know" so many friggen times, ya know?

  • tucker needs to stop saying "dude" so much and trying to come off as frat-bro-y as he does here. he even said "fratire" is the worst name ever, and that he was not even in a frat.

  • I like him because he's actually honest about stuff. He's not scared to tell all that has happened. He's real, maybe stupid and totally ridiculous and vulgar, but real.

  • If they are that stupid to repeat the actions, that is their damn problem. Like the WWE says don't try this at home. come on!

  • I'm a girl and I am reading this book. I am fine with it until the start system...

  • hahah creepy manager in the back at 4:08

  • @sampoleon Apparently literacy isn't something of high social value in your culture. The question mark was just in the fact that I was inquiring to your mental dysfunction. The quotations were used properly in all difference instances. If you want to get nit-picky then I should have referred to it as a slang term instead of slang abbreviation but splitting hairs wasn't a high priortiy when correcting you.

  • @FarmerFred72 What are you and sampoleon doing? Are you guys hoping Tucker reads this? You're both trying very hard to use his writing voice while you "tube-battle". I say you two just make out and get it in already.

  • @sampoleon You might want to do a little google search before you insert your foot into your mouth and try to pretend to be an intelligent member of society. It is primarily referred to as Down Syndrome in the US and the National Society refers to it as Down Syndrome as well. Make sure you know your facts before you speak. It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

  • He probably wrote on his blog later that night about how drunk he was during the interview and how he had to resist punching this dude interviewing him. Tucker Max is awesome

  • he confesses in writing to drink driving and what not. can the police not prosecute him for this?

  • @lordydownunder  No, who the hell is going to spend thousands of dollars to prosecute a DUI case when they have nothing but circumstantial evidence? I've gotten out of three DUIs just by hiring good lawyers.

  • @lordydownunder because hes fucking tucker max

  • @lordydownunder no mostly was years ago statue of limitations and also besides that would be just retarded he is famous that would be pr nightmare

  • I just think its funny that i keep seeing comments on how fake he is or some shit. Who cares anyway? Its funny, thats all its for really, to read it and have a laugh. Whatever, grow up.

  • If you squint, Tucker Max looks like he how down's.

  • @Sampoleon Haha "Tucker Max looks like he HOW down's" let's start by pointing out the obvious error and inquire to the specific cause of your mental dysfunction? Next let's look at the more subtle grammatical blunder: downs with an apostrophe s? "Downs" is a slang abbreviation for Down Syndrome; it is in no way possessive and therefore is not proper usage of the apostrophe. Long story short, before questioning someone’s mental status run a grammar check, keeps you from looking like a "retard".

  • @FarmerFred72 I usually don't take the time to reply to anyone's comments, but yours demands special attention.

    First of all, it's not Down Syndrome - it's Down's Syndrome. Down is the last name of the English doctor who first characterized the features of those suffering from the genetic disorder. It is in fact possessive. You of course are not familiar with this as you wouldn't have much such a "blunder."

  • @FarmerFred72 Also, your grammar is quite terrible. Comma splices, improper use of quotations, and you used a question mark in your first sentence where there shouldn't have been one. Don't ever bother to correct anyone's grammar again, especially not when it's a typo.

    Long story short, "Downs" is not a slang abbreviation for Down Syndrome (and that's not even an abbreviation you jackass), and you're an idiot.

  • tucker max is the greatest !

  • Worst interviewer EVER!

  • He's the man. Obama said "dude" if he can say it then tucker max can to.

  • He could have said Dude five hundred times and he would still be one of my heroes

  • It never ceases to amaze me that so many subhumans leave retarded ass comments on a video, attempting to show their "superiority" only to fail at life in the worst way. I get it though I suppose...people who aren't famous love to bag on the people that are. It's awesome when people, like you all, claim that you are funnier, better, more attractive, and overall more amazing than they are. When the truth is you are envious of their success. Life's a bitch, don't fail like a pussy.

  • tucker max is my hero

  • @everyonelovesEvan Ya sound like a gay

  • @everyonelovesEvan Yup and I'm sure American Pie is one of your favorite movies too

  • For anyone who enjoys laughing and has a great sence of humor, you'll enjoy reading his books. My brother bought I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell for Christmas and I just bought Assholes Finish First for my fiance and I ended up reading them. There hilarous! Come on!

  • Oh my I am sooo disssssssssapointed!!! In the book's he writes elegantly and make's himself appear really sophisticated but in this interview I do not see it, dude.

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  • This guys fucked more bitches than you'll ever masturbate too.

  • @zebra0456 you underestimate me ;)

  • @wubs23 i just lolled so hard

  • @zebra0456 damn burn

  • @Whomey He writes he's like the person you'd like to think that all men would like to be. And besides, I'd rather be Mark Van der Loo.

  • hes the fucking man. haters are just pussys

  • Heads up, critics :

    He only gets stupid girls. Why? because stupid girls are easy. Hence why he's been so successful. America's full of them. You can't deny that.

  • he is the ultimate braggert. a sorry man desperate for lots of attention

  • Tucker Max is fucking badass. Just because females line up to get devirginized by him shouldn't change the fact he is a fucking sex god. I mean a lotta guys manipulate girls and fuck them but when you're having a 14 year old girl getting a fake I.D. just to fuck...im speechless who tops that?

  • This guy is what all men want to be.

  • @Whomey I dont want to be him.

  • @ratm239 You're not a man.

  • @Whomey you're right im only 17. Just thought you meant males.

  • some of the stuff he says in his books, i cant imagine anyone saying, and now ive seen what hes like, theres no way he could say those things without sounding wierd. i feel like he makes up a lot of the stuff, and how the hell could he remember so much stuff if he was wasted in half the storiess? but who cares, as long as the stories are funny as hell, im satisfied

  • niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiice dumb sluts

  • I like the guy. If you pay attention (or naturally have the same personality type as he does), you pick up on an undercurrent of self-parody in his writing that makes him bearable and even endearing. He talks like he's God incarnate, but you can tell he knows it's a scam when it gets down to it.

  • tucker is a g, but i think he does coke

  • goodness the reporter is adorable.

  • All the people hating on Tucker Max are womenz. Or guys who haven't had sex in a very, very long time. He probably singlehandedly gets more pussy in a month than me and my friends combined do in a year.

  • @nerdswith8guns Agreed. Girls hear his stories and immediately try to discredit his ability because they don't want to think that they could be played by a guy like this. Funny thing is, they probably already have.

  • @MajorPonch Exactly!  I mean, there's know denying the fact that he's a total asshole, but you can't deny his ability.

  • @nerdswith8guns Right? I like to think that I do alright with the game, but shit I respect his ability to get into adventures and have fun.

  • I love Tucker Max... Im a girl and think hes funny as hell.

  • @AlyssaJoSimon You deserve a medal! You seem to be the only girl on this whole page that does. :D

  • @MajorPonch Hahah thanks :)

  • Picking up woman is fucking easy I don't see why his stories are so unbelievable. He carries a voice recorder on him so he knows his drunk stories the next day. Some of them are most likely a little exaggerated, but they're still true and still entertaining to read.

  • He says DUDE and WHATEVER a lot lol.

  • @hyphyking32 And yet he still sounds like a moron. Go figure!

  • so hold on, if i have daddy/mommy issues, and can lie my ass off in a humorous way and make a "book", i too can be famous?

  • haha, butt hurt virgins

  • Isn't he a bit old to be using "dude" in conversation?

  • @Russkivol dude, c'mon. seriously dude. dude, DUDE!

  • @Russkivol

    There are age limits on using certain parts of a persons vocabulary?

  • @Russkivol Yes because vocabulary has age limits.

  • Dude, you're a world class douchebag.

  • very poorly spoken and not a good writer either- of course "the best technical writer" tucker has ever seen is supposedly nils that co wrote the script, also sad-i believe he doesn't STILL play with G.I. Joes, probably pissed he knows the military would never have him, but I do think he plays with barbies

  • @ktgballer06 Congrats that is the stupidest thing ever posted on you tube.

  • he's a joke

  • He has a whiny voice and weird lips. I can't believe this hideous piece of shit has actually had sex...with a human...

  • Not gonna lie, i'd do Tucker Max

  • I worship Tucker Max 

  • PPL DO NOT GET IT - HE TOOK LSD AND SAW THAT ALL IS ONE AND COULD USE THAT HYPER-DIMENSION TO DO WHAT HE WANT, BUT HAVING ALL = HELL. THAT IS THE CODED MESSAGE

  • DMT YES DMT YES

  • TUCKERMAX FAIL!!!!!

  • Tucker is the greatest! He's most definitely gay and most definitely making fun of all the frat boys who tell these same lame stories over and over again.

  • @urbanr0cker because people who sleep with triple digit amounts of girls are gay, right?

  • @PAULthiefLAMARRE Just because someone says they've slept with xx number of people doesn't mean it's true. If you watch any of his other interviews you definitely get a gay vibe.

  • he is the FUCKIN MAN!!!

  • People bitch and call him an asshole, meanwhile, if you get down to the truth of it, he is pretty much just a normal guy. He just has the balls to not hide it and act like guys who act like guys, are assholes.

  • this guy is my hero.

  • He made the guy in the movie way too hot. They look nothing alike.

  • This guy could be Elliot Yamin's twin brother

  • i used to think this guy was the typical fratboy douche but hes actually pretty cool.

  • haha he should of said when i dont have any more stories i will just make more up.

  • People bitch about astrology (as an example) being bullshit lies and joke about the idiots who pay money for that.

    All of a sudden this guy writes a whole bunch of bullshit and people bring out all the same hypocritical bullshit excuses.

    How is this shit any-more interesting than what your friends talk about?

    Are you friends THAT boring?!

    Like the people who watch jackass and think "hey I could do that!" yeah 'be'tucker max.

  • its a fucking book! the stories are ment to entertain, i dont really give a shit if hes lying or not.

  • PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID, I REMEMBERED A TON OF PERSONAL STORIES READING THIS BOOK, THAT WERE ON THE SAME SCALE. I'M A LIAR TOO, BECAUSE I SAID THAT. HAHA

  • @khh1964 right ive ended up out of my mind at a navals weapons base with eight people in my truck at 17 yrs old and after they searchd my car and found a machete i used for work was still able to talk my way out of it but i must be a huge asshole and a liar

  • This guy is a genius. A genius and an idol. To retards that is. Because no person in his right mind with a quarter of the intelligence Tucker Max claims he has, which he obviously does not, would believe any of the stories in the book. However, I think he had a great idea when he thought he could make money off of people writing his book. I think he had great editors and a lot of luck. To prove this, ask any random half good looking woman if she would fuck this guy. You'd be surprised!

  • @learjetjunki I think anyone who binge drinks knows that these stories are very believable. No denying the guys an asshole, but he's a funny asshole

  • @jfjjffjfjjffj kudos to my binge drinkers out there

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  • hey scott take a breath when you talk

  • lmfao i beg to differ with the loving parents spiel

  • Why does the camera keep flicking back to the interviewer?

  • Tucker Max... and Tome Leykis... my heros :D

  • His stories are well written and hilarious....probubly completely untrue but still very entertaining

  • Can't wait for Assholes Finish First

  • his book.. funny shit

  • @andrewkasha exactly. and isnt that all that really matters in the end? i could give two shits if the stories are true are not. they're entertaining as fuck.

  • According to his stories, women pretty much just drops at his feet like he hypnotizes them. I just don't see it...

  • @BebeJane19 I know. He has no charisma, a pussy voice, and is not well-spoken at all.

  • @maulcs The thing is, the women he picks up are drunk. And Max has good game. You've gotta give him that.

  • @maulcs wow you guys must be friends to know that much about him. surely you didnt take all that from one interview

  • @maulcs you ever been interviewed on tv? you need to act just a little different than being drunk in a bar and hitting on chicks.

  • @maulcs You're one of the people he's screwed over aren't you?

  • @maulcs do u really think that matters when ur picking up? and do u really think he cares...?

  • @maulcs Im sure he gets way more pussy than anyone you know including yourself.

    You and your voters are most likely the type of people that just dont get the personality of this guy. You continue to take your mothers advice about how to treat women but still cant get it right so you probably spend most your time jerkin off to internet porn while your best friends are playing your X-box!

  • @maulcs I find his stories amusing even if they are sexist. It is the same appeal behind dead baby jokes, because it is inappropriate that makes it even funnier. Sort of like someone farting in Church, you don't approve but you have to laugh. While we really only have Tuckers word for the truth of these stories, I can't help but think that his success is half his ability to read peoples (specifically womens) emotions, and to play against them. The other half is luck.

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  • @maulcs Yes, but slutty girls arn't that smart. That is why he's so succsefull.

  • @maulcs apparently your not important enough to be interviewed. the ability to shoot out instant answers at someone you dont even know is pretty difficult to obtain. dont bash someone who has greater success than you.

  • @maulcs cuz he isnt drunk here hahah

  • @maulcs

    but thats why he gets mad bitches.

    right?

  • @maulcs well im sure he doesnt give a fuck about your opinion and has 20 million more dollars.

  • @BebeJane19 If you have actually read his books then you would know that he's been rejected by many women also...

  • @BebeJane19 If you read between the lines, it appears he picks un-demanding women, for one, and too, it's written with hyperbolic ego in mind.

  • @tim72184

    i think you mean two**, genuis

  • @jmoosewilson I think you mean "genius," genuis.

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