Atheist Nightmare REMIX

[nosajj12345]

Hey Ray, what about dicks shaped like bananas?

[w5r6ranny]

lol 'kirk' is trying to hide his boner the whole time

[Icnon]

mah boy , this banana is all the true creationists strive for .

[CaptainFattybeard]

i just wached a video about "Evil-ution" don't you love the way thiests are so stupid thire lives run on Good or Evil its pethetic how many brain cels does it take to make you religious.

[EyeBurnBibles]

0:51 to 0:57 EPIC!

[CaptainFattybeard]

@EyeBurnBibles gets funnier the more you watch it! xD

[EyeBurnBibles]

:51 to :57 EPIC!

[EyeBurnBibles]

oh my :51 to :57 it epic!

[joewittstock]

The BANANA, and obvious creation, by GOD, to fit in the hands of all great apes, as seen in zoo's around the World,...GOD also intelligently designed the banana so that his favorite ape,... RAY COMFORT (created in his own Image) would make a complete ASS out of himself .............. Ray, as a flunky, your god still loves you, and ..We all are enjoying his sense of humer...as well as many more of your fruit basket insights...........GO ..Ray go..............

[tombeardman]

Great job Jeebuz!

[Chardiieee]

its a fucking banana. get over it.

[MrJohnnyrace]

Ray failed science class.

[neoarcadezr]

lmao

[MikeWtf]

LOL awesome vid. I knew the original was lacking something

[kaysandesses]

The funniest part about this whole clip is Kirk trying to hide his boner whilst Ray is playing with that banana and talking about it fitting the human hand and mouth.

[Cellbag]

elstriancho ol

[CounterNerd]

lol,the lightning goes into their crotches xD

[Buzzoro]

Or the lightning goes out of their crotches! =P

[CounterNerd]

LMFAO! NICE 1!

[TriggDev]

LAWL

That was awesome

[MyCrownOfWorms]

he opened it wrong

[ryanak88]

"If you study a well made banana." Lol.

The monkey noise when he opened his mouth cracked me up too. Lol.

[UnitediFall]

That's not funny, I have a PhD Bananaology. But unfortunately because God gets all the credit, this field has become extinct.

--God also made it yellow so it's easy to find.

[blahk04]

God has placed a tab at the top. lol. Actually you are supposed to open a banana by pinching the tip, not breaking the "tab", just like monkies do it. You could learn a lot from your ancestors!

[SharpeStokes]

Are you for real? haha you are 'supposed' to open a banana by pinchin the tip? Since when was that the only way to open a banana. who gives a shit how monkeys do it.

[moyga]

LOL

[artyfarty2]

I guess were not supposed to eat other animals since they are 'designed' to get away!

[sabertooth1980]

Don't forget Pineapples. They are spiky, you can't tell if they are ripe, and they don't have a pull tab!

HELP JEBUS!

[goldengoose213]

I know another cylindrical shaped that will fit into his mouth just right too.

[Westwoooooooood]

on the far side there are 4 grooves... of your hand tht is.

[d34dly4rr0w]

The same thing could be said about a penis.

[Konicava]

Interesting.

humans evolved to eat bananas.

thats why monkeys love bananas.

because humans are a kind of monkey.

[CodenameMolotov]

Uh.. no.

Bananas evolved to be eaten by apes because apes eating their fruit is what spreads their seeds and makes them more fit to survive.

[Konicava]

Yea, it sounds more reasonable...

[kff]

Clearly God intended for Bananas to be shoved up your arse too.

[SunriseSucks]

No kidding, the pineapple and the coconut where also perfectly designed to shove it up one's ass to cure diarrhea.

[ancalites]

the chimp sound made me lol

[daughtry4eva]

Jesus is coming.

Open your mouth.

[Jeremyguru]

Jesus has been "coming" for 2000 years :)

[sixbillionmorons]

All those Christians just want a big, hot load of the spirit of Jeebus deep inside them!

[brutus149]

If Jesus has been "coming [sic]" for 2000 years, then he must be into that tantric sex.

[sabertooth1980]

Ouch. That was a really long time to come. There must be blood mixed in somewhere...

[igottaexplain]

and you better start practicing deep throat

[TheLostPuppy]

Are these two guys gay?

[chriacus]

yes they are.

[Knowntje]

closet gays ofcourse, or else their fellow christians would have to stone them

[sinoascus]

Ted Haggard gay. Just in it for the meth.

Wait, where's the website jeebusnationdotcom? It says it's down.

[Bosco239]

I thouth it was a joke.

[KushOverFists]

A banana?

I can't say much for the guy that didn't say shit throughout the clip. But that guy with the banana is, well, fucking bananas -- in probably more ways than one.

[DaveGrossmanSoloBass]

That's not just any guy not saying shit throughout the clip. That was Kirk Cameron, former sitcom star, not saying shit throughout the clip. Search for "comfort cameron rrs" to watch these guys get trounced in a debate. That is, if you can keep your eyes off of Kelly's rack.

[LilRock222]

Hilarious. What a comedian?

[ntheAttic]

What a pathetic nob.

[numbcore]

lmfao

[george2u2]

Universe is infinite? If the universe is not infinite, where does it end??????? The next supernova? Next planet? Around the corner? The universe is infinite means: don't look for a wall, there are none. God is infinite means: we are looking for answers so badly, we are so desperate for answers and so afraid of death that we are willing to believe in just about ANYTHING. ANYTHING here I may say is infinite.

[Tastentier]

I also notice that god (from the theist's perspective) created the human penis in a way that it perfectly fits into a human hand, just like a banana. He gave it a foreskin that is just perfect to stimulate the tip without the need for lubricants. And he saw that it was good. He must have known firsthand (no pun intended) since he made Adam in his image.

[bushnosaints]

WHAT DOUCHE....

[george2u2]

2 douche bags talking about their repressed sexual fantasies

[daughtry4eva]

rotfl

[TheBigGameHunter1]

Yes thats it he pulls it back.

[TheBigGameHunter1]

Is he talking about a bananna or an uncicumcised penis? Or both?

[anerisgreat]

I guess so... But you notice that he circumcises it when he "pulls the tab"

[PwnzorBob]

I´ll sum up my opinion on christianity in two words: lol, christianity.

[Di66en6ion]

Nah, you have to combine them, lolchristianity.

[tomthecool]

OMG humans have knuckles...and bananas are curved... That somehow proves goddidit (??!!)

Who the hell brainwashed these nutters?!

[daughtry4eva]

wow the scratchy sound effect !!

[PorridgeTimes]

lmao

[objectionablechione]

ROFLCOPTER.

[holywaterx]

I LOL'd hard

[jiggymonkey]

LMAO i love the little girl giggle

good job!

[RuinedSaint]

ROFLMAO!!!

Brilliant.

[vottoduder]

so bananas prove that god exists. good thing we have bananas or the world would be in chaos. thanks guys.

[SwimmingAdultly]

actually this was completely debunked, the non domesticated banana looks nothing like the banana most of us know. It had no ridges no tab and no curve, so actually the banana evolved to fit humans

[jiggymonkey]

well, to be more accurate we humans caused the banana to evolve to what we are used to seeing in the grocery store today, but yes your right

[JonIsRandom]

you wanna know who made the coconut? ...satan.

[sabertooth1980]

Then who made the pineapple?! And WHY does it hurt so much to hold?!

[C00Lhannahmontanafan]

Satan? It hurts because Satan made it. Feel the pain of hell! >:D

[sabertooth1980]

And the Coconut? And the breadfruit? And the wild banana?

[sabertooth1980]

And onions. When you cut onions... it makes you cry because the chemicals produced create Sulfuric Acid in Your EYES.

[blahk04]

No it makes you cry cause Jesus died on the cross, which was made of onions.

[sabertooth1980]

The cross was made of onions?

[SinnerInTheAbbey]

lolololololololol

[saitanus]

this guy is a failure

[shakanunu]

Love the sound effects!! Ho ho :O :).

[dechha1981]

let me point out the OTHER problem with this. We all know about coconuts and pikeaples and how that banana was actually made by selective breeding etc.

Here's the OTHER problem with this; he called it "The Atheist's Nightmare" because he assumed we think like him. He thinks that, if someone questions Science, freak out.

No, if someone told me they had real proof that a deity really exists, I'd happily have a look. Always been disapointed so far, but maybe next time.

[C0ct0pus]

well put

[philipsvt]

LOL "it has a point at the top for ease of entry"... sounds like more like he's trying to teach the art of the blowjob rather than debating atheism!!!

[ctmatlock86]

THAT IS F'ING HILAROUS!