How to Learn Norwegian

[onelessarmy]

im from norway and i dies becase its so funny that the girl thats from norway like HEI like lighte and english is like so sad.

[IYIurph]

"Where is the toilet, pleeEeease.." lmfao!

[MultiFarhiya]

Thats true, my family moved to london in mid 2006 and previously lived in norway and i have to say its waaaay better living in oslo! jeg elsker norge

[preedator100]

that eglish voice is google trans

[MrGrimmelhausen]

@coldmilkishot

rettard shit svwedden are bätter

[GingerBriana]

The english voice cracked me up

[miffification]

sounds like japanese a bit.

[Jennax31000]

the english voice xDDDDDDD

[japanskeunger]

faen

fuck

[MissPlease]

darlig video ass



[ConlangFan]

@MissPlease Dårlig*

[karlviktor87]

stephen hawkins wife! :P hahahahahahhahahaha :P

[th3randomguy96]

the english voice sounds retarded xD

[YkariiRIN]

@th3randomguy96 It reminds me of Microsoft Anna D8

[Eirikgw1]

Google oversetter FTW

[torivarnor]

for instant translation see ortsbo dot com

[magnuschannal2303]

lik FOR NORGE !

[MrTechFilm]

Do soger i norskene

[SupermNinja]

Lol he has used Google Translate! Haha

[YourFavoriteGamez]

0:52, HJEP hun, da, hun er døende x) Passe latterlig dårlig text-> speech program klient as xD

[Ocarinababe]

Not use Google translater!! It's translating wrong!! fuck it! >.<

[twr45]

håv du ai spik nårvegjian?

[skolefriken]

man ska jo lær engelske folk bannesord....

æ lærte 2 engelskmenn d :P

d va disse sætningan:

din førpulte soppspiste kuksuger....

hæstkuk...

ha dæ t hælvette vækk de slengrefette :P

æ e så flink en lærer :D

[anette124]

Brukt Google translater for å uttale ordene?o.O

[BeyBladeGTs]

Thumbs up vis du synnes den personen som tar engelsk orda hørets up som noen me mye snørr i nesa!

[AvWponda]

PPPHT the english is so deadpan XD 

[katzy98]

lol.. teeit

[Kuoin]

HAHAHH Så teit

[usernameismyrealname]

Now, where is the video helping you get as arrogant as a Norwegian?

[nissarachmidwiati]

@usernameismyrealname why arrogant? i don't know if they --norwegians-- were arrogant.

[usernameismyrealname]

@nissarachmidwiati what are you trying to say?

[nissarachmidwiati]

@usernameismyrealname Eh. I mean the first time I read your post about the ignorant norwegian, i didn't know that norwegian ppl are so called ignorant. Yea but then, i googled it, so many forums said about the ignorance and dull of norwegian ppl.And that's makin me sad because i thought they were so nice. *please, don't flag or spam me*

If anyone here doesn't believe it and wants to spam me, just go google it first,please. :)

[usernameismyrealname]

@nissarachmidwiati I am glad to see you defend norwegians.. It's just facts, - Norwegians always put them selfs in front of others. We are greedy, arrogant and ignorant, and I am not proud of it. I think it has to do with being one of the richest countries (per citizen) .. We automatically become so spoiled. I am talking about the vast majority though.. not every soul.

[norwayrzr]

@usernameismyrealname That's something you can't learn from a video on Youtube. Years of practice :)

[jbangj]

FAEN!

[skateass76]

JÆVLA IRRITERENDE LYD

[torerik1234]

Snakked du engelsk? Nei jeg snakker norsk ;P

[GOBLINvsWORGEN]

Norway FTW!



[434sf]

boring video

[Oxyhawk]

How to learn the letter E. Rihanna sais it all the time.. E e e e under my umber- ellah. E E E. And that's how you say E! xD

[ThatSebz]

"I need help" er mer som "jeg trenger hjelp" =D

[TheYouVEVO]

I didn't like it at all. It was like .. Just creepy, and I'm sure everyone who isn't norwegian learned like 4 sentences, and then missed 'em all after 4 seconds. Sorry, but it was really not helpful.

[MrBounceMe]

voices = google translate

[ClasOhlsonDude]

you youse google translate

[998abbs998]

"Where is the toilet pleeasee"... yeah you sounded like you needed to go =s haha...

[blizzyka]

haha jeg er fra norge det er hade ikke ha de lol

[Hjertepute]

@blizzyka Selv om du er i fra Norge, betyr ikke det at du er professor i norsk. Det heter "ha det", som i "ha det bra", og IKKE "hade".

[1kanikola]

I am norwegian and i hate my language becuse it is just 5 mil people who talks it and you have to work really hard with it if u want to be good I dont understand why they just dont change language to English

[JustTheLine]

There is just a little incorrection. "Kan du hjelpe meg?" means "can you help me?" not "i need help" :)

[eniikoesuma]

I am learning Norwegian, but what the hard to speak it... my tongue feel very thick.. Oh My God..

[minecraft0dude]

@eniikoesuma if u norwegian its verry easy like me i say english is hard

[1812Luan]

i am norwegian and she talk norwegian perfect

[PeppermintPolarBear]

Creepy voice: I NEED HELP

[dinosaurgirl69]

let me speak norwegian (im from norway)hei jeg heter anniken hva heter du?jack O' lantern er sååååååå kul! try to find out what i said if u do find out just reply back to me ;)

[DogdogdogdogCP]

@dinosaurgirl69 You said: hey my name is Annie what's your name? jack o 'lantern is so cool!

[dinosaurgirl69]

@DogdogdogdogCP my name is anniken ;)but very good!

[Fabokano]

Det søg!

[RatifiedCow]

Its cool how they can combine ''F'' and ''J'' as in ''fjellkniven''

[99Poya1]

I LOVE LATIN <3

[InjecteDVenoM]

I hate english. I'm so disappointed it's the 'main' language.

So many better languages out there.

I'm going to do my best to learn Norwegian.

[dinosaurgirl69]

@InjecteDVenoM awwww thats good though:)keep it up:)

[sigvess11]

@dinosaurgirl69 hello my name is Anniken, whats your name? (no translater used)

[MsCosmicSea]

It's pretty obvious that the English translation is done by some computer-generated voice (such as Microsoft Sam)

[MistAndMidnightSky]

Cogito hoc est praeclaro lectio

[privatealeks]

The translator must have been fucking high when she recorded this!

[zoidberg96913]

So is this the old norwegian or the new one.....or somewhere in between?

[blackashell13]

@zoidberg96913 old :P

[zoidberg96913]

@blackashell13 Thanks!!!!!

[2Katti2]

Høres ut såm google translator x3

[hakonn1000]

jeg er norsk alerede hahahahahhahaahhahahha

[norwaydude6]

@hakonn1000 jeg er også norsk, helvette så deilig det er å vite att de jævla engelsk mennene ikke forstår en dritt XD

[woho1123]

@norwaydude6 det e ikkje mange engelskmenn her, de fleste på denne videoen er norske

[LDSfriend1]

jeg er norsk = i am norweigan.

jeg er virkelig nors jeg også @hakonn100 . trolololo

[LDSfriend1]

thumbs up for norway's nice voice and england's retarded voice ;)

[GtaEva4]

Jævla sure engelske dame.. -.-

[offaboff]

@GtaEva4 ja haha

[allacazzip123]

the norwegian girl sounds happy with whatever she says ,

and the english girl seems like she gunna kill herself ? :P

[gottesyk]

haha eid!

[WhiteDaedric]

hva faen?

[EliteBoy007]

she is a zombie

[panosfye]

lol she needs help dudes seriously hun trenger hjelp serious

[SoidSnake]

The english voice is creepy :-S And at 00:42 the translation is wrong. it says: Kan du hjelpe meg. (which means: Can you help me?) And not "I need help" which is "Jeg trenger hjelp"

[aa9985]

så lol. 

[norabraathu]

kan du hjelpe meg er ett spørsmål da..det blir jo ikke..i need help..det blir can you help me`?

[gamingassults]

lol..

[brevicaudate]

Can't ... hold it ... any longer ... Where is the TOILET PLEASE?!

[BelialfromAbbadon]

lol . . yeah the english speaker sounded like she was really bored or something

[janis12345100]

WTF?! How to learn norwegian???! Norsk: Hvordan lære norsk. Lær deg engelsk før du lærer andre å snakke norsk!!

[CrunchyLight]

Ich lebe in Norwegen ... :D und das is geiles Norwegisch!

[CaptainRupeez]

ROFL THE ENGLISH VOICE

[SumocatProductions]

Jeg subscriber til den som ser videone mine på channelen min.

Bare send meg en message når du har sett dem.

[TheKillerJonas]

Hva faen er dette for noe piss??

[ushrark]

Is that Microsoft mary ?!

[Blunka796]

I don't get why the English voice is a robot xD Doesn't the Norwegian in this video know how to pronounce the English sentences?

[hatsjer]

okey?

[Gassjumpers]

Faen!

Fuck!

Helvete!

Hell!

[dustyhatkins]

they need to deecompose the phrases if we want to learn any pronouciation

[idv22]

hva faen?

[Jagguar20]

Translation is Microsoft's text-to-speech tool right?

Btw.

Kan jeg fa en ol?

[AffectedJelly]

@Jagguar20 Ja, du skal få en øl vis du klarer å skjønne hva jeg skriver :)

[Jagguar20]

@AffectedJelly takk skal du ha

[Centaurian0190]

Norwegian sounds like swedish and More sounds like Danish

[DanishHeadbanger]

This is retard translations

[ThePepperkakedeig]

Kan du hjelpe meg-I need help

NOT THE SAME!!!!!

[Duffan1]

lol, Noija xD

[MariusMMS]

@robertjohnson487 Now you're just ignorant.

[bentleynuts321]

@robertjohnson487 Why would anyone want to learn Latin? It is a dead language, no one speaks it but people still learn it in schools.

[skavnakk]

@bentleynuts321 Latin will be a good language for the drug dealing :)

[DVA5212]

@bentleynuts321

Doctors. Lawyers. Pharmacists.

You need to know it to become any of those perfessions

[LynnettesDowry]

@bentleynuts321

Because a lot of languages are latin based, therefore if you learn latin you'll be able to pick up words faster.

But this is, of course, for the ones who are interested in learning many different languages.

[matsukiaoi]

@robertjohnson487 i speak latin D: learnt it in school and carried it on ;D

[AffectedJelly]

@robertjohnson487 haha. Norway is one of the richest and best countries to live in. I'm sorry mate. but you failed

[BenAdams98]

@robertjohnson487 May I ask where YOU are from? -_-

[JlkJlk18000]

@robertjohnson487 Go die... Im not "Norwegian" but the rest of my family is... and I find Norwegian to be a MUCH better language then english... after all most people dont even know proper english...

[privatealeks]

@robertjohnson487 What the fuck are you talking about, you guys dont have a chance to learn Norwegian, but rest of the world have to learn english because you assholes are too pussy to learn Norwegian!!!

[zoidberg96913]

@privatealeks Sad but true.......My dad said if I wanna visit his family in norway I have to learn it......But its hard when you start late...I dont know why the world has to learn english.

[privatealeks]

@zoidberg96913 usa and the other english talking coutries thinks they are the "king of the language", but i studying german on school and it so fucking hard to learn, english was easier to learnxD

[zoidberg96913]

@privatealeks I know right..it kinda makes me upset in some way.

[irjamora]

@robertjohnson487 You got problems, shut it!

[TheGothicPoop]

@robertjohnson487 Why do you in hell mean that ?

[dinosaurgirl69]

@robertjohnson487 hello!!whats your problem!im from norway so you can just shut up norwegian is a beutiful language!

[sprangekvipasjen]

@robertjohnson487 u suck!u can just fuckin shut up!

[Mejerokland]

@robertjohnson487

As long as I live I will NEVER NEVER EVER chose English in front of Norwegian, because I am proud of being one! I don't have anything against English/American people, but you are really pissing me off! And btw, some of the English words come from the Norwegian language, like egg, window and husband. So...I am just letting you know...

[Moxieman19]

@Mejerokland I'm American and I believe that the Norwegian Language sounds much more beautiful than English. Good for you that you're proud of your heritage and willing to defend it!

PS. nice job on old norse etymologies. impressive.

[Mejerokland]

@Moxieman19

Thanks! :)

[luladav]

Very good course. I'll send to my cousin in Oslo. She is living there since two weeks ago and she talks nothing in norwegian! What a hard situation! And our original language, portuguese, is completely different. I hope she'll be successful.

[SuperMutantSomething]

Tøft! Hvor fikk du fatt i den skumle stemmen? : )

[Fregatman]

Where is the toilet pleeease :(

Haha

That sound is just creepy!

[begaleysdad]

LOL, it's Google.translater i bet haha!

[jazzismyreligion]

for those who want2 learn Norwegian you can start at wikibooks

[NyoCname]

"Kan du hjelpe meg" ... is not "I need help" .. its "Can you help me"

[KeinPrickeln]

I want to learn more norwegian :( , I am from germany and i really want to :( .

[anituz]

creepy english voice ! hahaha

[M4A1Fall]

If anyone need help with learning norwegian, please feel free to send me a message! :)

[PangyaGamer]

cool Jeg husker den gangen jeg dro til Norge i en skoletur det var et veldig bra land

[CharlieLoveBill]

Jeg er norsk :D

og det der er litt feill :P

[nielsmk]

I'm danish and I speak Finnish, Swedish, Norwegian and German :P

[lamblunchatlegoland]

Is there anyone here who is from norway or who speaks fluent Norwegian who is willing to help me practice my Norwegian regularily on MSN Messenger? Ive learnt a reasonable amount of topics, numbers, colors, nature, basic conversational sentences, weather and some more things. Its hard to remember them when I only practice by myself. Please help? I am travelling to Norway soon, I am going for six months.

[ThomasAndreHansen]

@lamblunchatlegoland Still need help with norwegian? I can help you, I'm from norway :).

[duhboss1]

Where iz duh TOYLUHT, PLEAZEE?? Haahaha, that's some creepy, funny shit.

[friend01sd]

jag är svenksa men jag förstår norska bra O.o :D ^^

[imen0610]

det er jo på en måte nesten det samme språket

[GannyLovesGutz]

Den engelske stemme lyder lidt som om der er noget galt hendes hals:) Men set bort fra det er det super godt lærings kursus!

[linebit]

hallo, er du dansk?

vel, jeg er norsk..

den engelske stemmen kommer antakelig fre datamaskinen hennes...

[GannyLovesGutz]

Nåå okay, hehe, men det er fint nok! :-)

Ganny

[sinaasapelsap]

praat iemant nederlands die me noor gaat leren??

[MarlinMr]

If any one who is trying to learn norwegian, and speaks hebrew, contact me.

[NinplayFaq]

Who wants help me to learn Norwegian? :'D

Thx :)

[HowToChanell]

In norwegian is more important grammar. who's want something to learn watch my new video there is something about norwegian grammar!

[CheeseBubbles]

lololololololololol

[StrawberryPoke]

If anyone needs help with norwegian (writing\pronouncing) PM me :3 (I'm norwegian ^_^)

[zeenoon89]

Jeg trenger hjelp ;) I'm starting learn norwegian language (4 weeks) And now I think it's difficult in the least for me, Pole. It is really hard? Cheer me please :D

[StrawberryPoke]

Norwegian is not too hard :3 When you read a word in norwegian it's easier to know how it's pronounced(as opposed to english)although it takes a lot of practice to get the intonation perfectly(I've heard that it takes a foreigner about 5 years, but my best friend whom is chinese almost speaks norwegian perfectly now and she has only lived here for about 3 years) but if you work hard nothing is impossible! ^_^

[OblivionKnight457]

jag är ikke dansk mænd jag kan Stava på danska (tror jag)

[MartinGimnaes]

Kan du hjelpe meg = I need help --> ?

[x3MrsDaniFilthx3]

haha the english speaker sounds retarded

[realryan1]

lol...ur fucking right...

[wildchildcobhc]

WHERe is the TOIlet PLEASE

hahahahaha

[lakennsage]

@x3MrsDaniFilthx3 it sounds depressed

[BenAdams98]

@x3MrsDaniFilthx3 Maybye it is! XD

[venkatamunnamgi]

Hey, I'm learning Norwegian right now online, and every tutoring program/software, and website I go to, they pronounce it about the same, but since it's not really how you guys talk, do you think you can give me a few pointers?

Oh and how to tell the difference between a masculine, feminine and neuter noun?

[tzirco]

That´s right, we don´t talk like that because of all our different dialects (may be quite different)!

There is no spesific rules to tell the difference between a masculine, feminine and neuter noun in the norwegian language. You just have to hear what sounds right (not easy for people learning the language). But you can imagine that men and everything that may be regarded as masculine have a masculine noun and so on (not a rule, just a pointer)

[natasjaaaaavkleef]

Die vrouw die alles uitspreekt heeft zo'n zeurderige stem.

[TheSuicidaldream]

mmmmm then can u teach us how to pronounce the right norwegian language??? i really want to learn ur language before i come for a visit on christmass

[PureJordal]

Just come, and remember what i said to you and you will understand what i meant.

BTW bring warm clothes.

[sjokodorisei]

neivel...? åssen prater vi da?

[PureJordal]

vær så snill a! det høres ut som dama går på lykkepiller jo for faen

[BlackViper990]

Yes, I know all of these sayings, but the last one about where is the toilet... Strange. XD *robotic voice* "Where.. is.. the.. TOILET?" *__*

[SaturnineXTS]

The pronunciation is almost identical to Swedish. The vocabulary is fairly different, though. I love both languages.

[spottytroll]

The pronunciation is actually the biggest difference between the two languages.

There are some false-cognates, but the vocabulary is not that different.

[SaturnineXTS]

As you say. I thought pronunciation was similar, as opposed to Danish.

[4Amya4]

Norwegian sounds so cool =D I like northern languages

[wildboy789789]

i love black metal from norway. thats why im learning the language :)

[Nowl8]

do you learn online? i can´t find any place that has good grammar explanations

[wildboy789789]

i learn from online but before i go to norway i will probably buy a cd to teach me