Oh forgot to ask, where is the powdered wig? I want to see you in it!!!! I wore one in second grade when my mom dressed me as Martha Washington for Halloween. She made the wig using surgical cotton. My teacher paraded me around to the other classes showing me off to her teacher friends.
M'Lud...If it pleases the court, if anyone watching does NOT find you guilty of much mirth and merriment, then THEY should be taken from this place, and hung by the neck until they cheer up!
Sign, You never fail to make me laugh! A few second's ago I wanted to beat the crap out of my boyfriend, Then I watched this and some of your other vid's and Im in tears from laughing. I think you saved my ass from going to jail! LOL!
Wearing a powdered wig for traffic court...hahahaha That visual image I had of you in court with the wig and the looks you were getting...oops...nevermind...I'll gather my thoughts and skip away now...LOL
An attorney once told me that "Lawyers don't uphold the law...they find loopholes in the law!" Er eh with that said, is it any wonder why he's my EX-husband he he ;)~
My mom use to tell us the washing machine was a TV and if we added more clothes when the show ended we'd create a whole new season. Gotta call my shrink....great vid!!!
Aaaw fankoo. I haz to come out anyways it iz two minutes to midnight here. I turns into a pumkin at midnite.... or iz that a mouse i cant remember. Bugger.
Because I was watching Annie Hall at the same time.
Okay, actually I was just sitting in the hall laughing and crying for no particular reason when I suddenly decided to play your video, but it's almost the same thing.
congrats on almost passing the bar exam without a law degree while defending yourself in traffic court during your nasty bargaining talks with walmart over a lawn chair after suffering your traumatic encounter with your father's belly birthmark which was entertaining since you didn't have a tv all the while wearing a powdered wig waiting for the eggplant parmigiana to brown in the toaster oven..... ;)
See? That's why you're so good at it and nearly nailed your bar exam. Which bar was the exam held in anyway? Billy's Hide-a-way? Cheers? Or was it a ballet barre?
I WAS LOOKING WHERE I CAN COMMENT FOR UR TALKING PUPPY VID.,,,SO,,,U R AN ASSHOLE FUCK U WITH A KEYBOARD
dadachudgaya 9 months ago
you know, it's rare i see rants like this unless i'm smoking with my friends. we just do rants back and forth like that and just as long. :)
Wolvenchaos 1 year ago
YOU ARE FUNNY
tortugabosko 3 years ago
You are cute :)
agnellodei 3 years ago
Before you take that bar exam again, it would be a good idea to practice mixing your drinks...
fehquig 4 years ago
SO nice to see the medications you're on now are working so well - nice dollies too.
5*
Gigolo8 4 years ago
I love these rambling videos!!!!
Jardinami 4 years ago
Oh forgot to ask, where is the powdered wig? I want to see you in it!!!! I wore one in second grade when my mom dressed me as Martha Washington for Halloween. She made the wig using surgical cotton. My teacher paraded me around to the other classes showing me off to her teacher friends.
Jardinami 4 years ago
M'Lud...If it pleases the court, if anyone watching does NOT find you guilty of much mirth and merriment, then THEY should be taken from this place, and hung by the neck until they cheer up!
RobNorthampton 4 years ago
Thus it is written...and thus it is said! :)
sign543 4 years ago
Your Welcome Sign!( Hugs!)
windbreeze07 4 years ago
Sign, You never fail to make me laugh! A few second's ago I wanted to beat the crap out of my boyfriend, Then I watched this and some of your other vid's and Im in tears from laughing. I think you saved my ass from going to jail! LOL!
windbreeze07 4 years ago
Wow, I don't even know my own strength! LOL! Thank you!!
sign543 4 years ago
LOLOL...you are too funny. ((hugs))
*tori*
torigirl35 4 years ago
Just wondering who the dolls belong too:)
cynlynj 4 years ago
Love it !! & You, Did you have a good weekend?
YankeeBrit07 4 years ago
where on earth do you come up with this stuff??? LMAO obviously I loved it!!!!
Karazona140 4 years ago
You could give any lawyer a run for his money with your mile a minute fast talk. I dare them to keep up!
trillian57 4 years ago
You lucky git! You upgraded from the Mitsubishi microwave to the Toshiba toaster! Some people have it so good! All I had was my mum's compact.
TamHickey67 4 years ago
HaHaHa, funny stuff...
MGABBYB 4 years ago
Wearing a powdered wig for traffic court...hahahaha That visual image I had of you in court with the wig and the looks you were getting...oops...nevermind...I'll gather my thoughts and skip away now...LOL
GreatGig1 4 years ago
Great video, most entertaining.
The psycho Rosie was too much like real life.
I was scared, so scared.
Make the Rosie go away, away.
dontheman17 4 years ago
I love it when you talk like this, it's so much like 6 Degrees of Separation, ok, not really, but...
alphaba2 4 years ago
LMAO
I just love the Rambling Sign!!
Did you raid my daughter's barbie collection again???LOL
Hugs
Jen
jensing127 4 years ago
Aww toys, I wanna play! :) Huggies
flutterbies77 4 years ago
you were lucky to have a microwave as a TV, I had to look my reflection in the lake :o(
adnerb924 4 years ago
You had a lake??? Now I'm jealous!
sign543 4 years ago
Always entertaining (sorry, too exhausted... brain not working properly for amusing comment at this time... maybe later). :)
IAGuy06 4 years ago
i love free association. i made a whole character who did that for a drama monologue.
you're very good at it! x
ikilledthepartyagain 4 years ago
Okay, I think you have lost it. =-) I love you! {{{Mwah}}}
claushah 4 years ago
"As the Roast Turns"! OH I loved that show. Was so sad when it got canned!!
*S7*
Simmian7 4 years ago
No, no, they canned the HAM...not the roast. :)
sign543 4 years ago
mmm eggplant! :-)
LukaIsntLuka 4 years ago
I think Rosie was just at my apartment!!!
lolaknows 4 years ago
Your free association is AMAZING to witness.
You bring a smile to my face with everyone of your videos. Thanks!!
New2UToob 4 years ago
Aw, what a nice thing to say....thank you . :)
sign543 4 years ago
An attorney once told me that "Lawyers don't uphold the law...they find loopholes in the law!" Er eh with that said, is it any wonder why he's my EX-husband he he ;)~
yeuxlumineuxNtx 4 years ago
As always you are a stitch.
funny - funny - funny.
goodpeeper 4 years ago
Learning law also mean you can find all the loopholes in any contract.
geroldkid 4 years ago
xoxo
Zipster08 4 years ago
*hugs*
sign543 4 years ago
funny as always. :)
FurettoVerde 4 years ago
Thank you, sir. See you in Stickam!
sign543 4 years ago
lmfao hahaha
Wow Tony pick any point and thats about all I can say.
ThOverdrive 4 years ago
*laugh*
sign543 4 years ago
I love when you do this type of video, it's funny as hell! ciao bello, Reynaldo from San Francisco Baby!
BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY 4 years ago
Thanks, Rey! :)
sign543 4 years ago
"looks like Diane Sawyer eating corn with a hunchback?" Tony, I don't think you have a brain filter, thank God! This was so FUNNY!!!!
ruckersucker 4 years ago
*hugs*
sign543 4 years ago
My mom use to tell us the washing machine was a TV and if we added more clothes when the show ended we'd create a whole new season. Gotta call my shrink....great vid!!!
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
LOL! Diana, you're as crazy as me!
sign543 4 years ago
Seriously....love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RiddleSpider 4 years ago
Love you, too!!! :)
sign543 4 years ago
RiddleSpider is right you have a cute hole. I have her to thank for finding you lol.
Willowthebluefairy 4 years ago
Aw, gee, rarely do people comment on my hole. Er...let's change the subject. :)
sign543 4 years ago
Aw I iz sowwy if I embarrassed yoo i iz norty i will go stand in the corner and hang my head in shame :(........bad fairy.....norty fairy.
Willowthebluefairy 4 years ago
Aw, come out of the corner...you're a GOOD fairy. :)
sign543 4 years ago
Aaaw fankoo. I haz to come out anyways it iz two minutes to midnight here. I turns into a pumkin at midnite.... or iz that a mouse i cant remember. Bugger.
Willowthebluefairy 4 years ago
I played your video and I laughed and cried!
Because I was watching Annie Hall at the same time.
Okay, actually I was just sitting in the hall laughing and crying for no particular reason when I suddenly decided to play your video, but it's almost the same thing.
It stopped the crying.*****
jordanthecat 4 years ago
I love Annie Hall!! :)
sign543 4 years ago
I adore you! I could watch you and the hole in your shirt all day.
Hugs~MO
RiddleSpider 4 years ago
What hole?? I am so looking all over my shirt and I bet you are laughing your ass off, right?? :)
sign543 4 years ago
ROFLMAO
RiddleSpider 4 years ago
where is the zipster date video? I am waiting for the big date
kimmyjeans 4 years ago
Not yet! It's coming, though. :)
sign543 4 years ago
hehe everything you said is exactly what i learnt in Legal Studies :-)
Sikosm 4 years ago
Yer a nut.
BoomerChick55 4 years ago
A cracked one, at that!
sign543 4 years ago
It's like your brain keeps going 1 million miles an hour about remembering things that never happened!
psycoticsinginchick 4 years ago
Yeah, I'm thinking of cutting down on the crack and caffeine. Okay, just the caffeine. :)
sign543 4 years ago
congrats on almost passing the bar exam without a law degree while defending yourself in traffic court during your nasty bargaining talks with walmart over a lawn chair after suffering your traumatic encounter with your father's belly birthmark which was entertaining since you didn't have a tv all the while wearing a powdered wig waiting for the eggplant parmigiana to brown in the toaster oven..... ;)
txnrobin 4 years ago
Thanks! Alot to be thankful for, huh? :)
sign543 4 years ago
Now Zip has dolls you'll be able to play together on your date:-)
positivesue 4 years ago
I know!! Those are cute! :)
sign543 4 years ago
Congrats on nearly passing the bar! LOL
ladypn 4 years ago
Thanks! Now I can go out and almost get a job!! :)
sign543 4 years ago
"I'm not really an attorney, I just play on on YT". That's your new motto! :)
ladypn 4 years ago
Actually, I did play an attorney on television once. As an extra. :)
sign543 4 years ago
See? That's why you're so good at it and nearly nailed your bar exam. Which bar was the exam held in anyway? Billy's Hide-a-way? Cheers? Or was it a ballet barre?
ladypn 4 years ago
As the Roast Turns...lol you are just too funny
mrcan70 4 years ago
:) That show was action packed! Okay, it was packed with stuffing, but you get what I'm saying.
sign543 4 years ago
LOL!
it's FABULOUS!
you just get better and better, where do you get your ideas, and more to the point where do you get the barbie dolls from?
:-)
xxx hugs xxx
twish1999 4 years ago
I order my ideas off eBay and the dolls came with the lawn mower.
sign543 4 years ago
just awesome as usual......yur just too too much and thanks for being so....peace out.
donnyboyblue 4 years ago
Thank you :)
sign543 4 years ago
noice, very noice!
sonyflores 4 years ago
:) :)
sign543 4 years ago