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  • I cannot sit through this.

  • well now that i watched the whole video...i take that back....

  • yer hot...just sayin

    

  • what is wrong with her ??

  • haha

  • Why do so many people dislike you?

  • i just realized, it doesn't matter when you pause the video, she's always hot

  • one of my buddies puked up a whole pickle before, and not like a baby pickle either, and the first time he told me i was like wtf! and then i got to thinking, how the fuck did he swallow a whole pickle in the first place, so i asked and he said he was drunk and i just left it at that cuz i just didn't want to go there

  • Why the fuck did i think this porn this isnt even funny like im just looking here with lotion and i couldnt even masterbate lmao im kidding but this really isnt funny tho :-(

  • WTF is wrong with her her eyes look like she's on meth.

  • you talk alot but thats a good thing. Dont mind these loser. They are just pissed because you dont pop a titty out.

  • boring. sorry, but your mind works like the majority. nothing unique here. :/

  • show us ya tits

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  • she looks like her feet would really stink

  • this bitch has issues

  • but why is this annoying video in the "promoted videos"?! do u pay or sleep with someone or what?

  • "Reason A......., Reason buh-" reason B, final answer!

  • hey girl please check out my fun channel thanks

  • NO. YOU WERE PULLED OFF TO AMISH COUNTRY WHERE YOUR NAME WAS FLOE BARKER.

  • DO PORN AND STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!

  • its e

    

  • worst thing i ever threw up is lemonade and pepperoni pizza thumbs up if you agree

  • Ignore everyone else, I think you should make Apple commercials, the background would totally suit it!.

  • Its weird because I just typed in the search bar "bored" and she was the first one that came up. Hilarious! ;D

  • ur weird

  • Go for porn in LA. Acting or talking is really NOT your thing.

  • -blinks- ... I'm confused

  • yeah you have an amazing carer in the porn indstry

  • Craziness! The worst thing I've threwn up is oyster stew! IT WAS DISGUSTING!!!!!!

  • Hey Zoe - Is vegamite a vegtable?

  • Hey Zoe ... Found your channel via IJustine. I see who your mentor is. Great vid!!!!!

  • this is the most annoying video ive ever watched. you look like a potent pornstar, anyways.

  • found you cuz i looked up bored

  • You live by yourself?.. No way! You're kidding me?!

  • Heh heh heh, damn you're annoying.

  • I decided to finally watch this video, waste of time so I gave this bitch a thumbs down cuz shes fuckin annoying and I kept seeing the thumbnail for her video everywhere.

  • Cool. Story.

  • waste of fucking time

  • that was just annoying....

  • When i first went on a date...it was in the kitchen cause in the future she has to know what to make.

  • ...is this supposed to be funny?

  • Your hot and should ruin you life doing porn and have you kids friends say she a whore.

  • Her hair isn't curly in this vlog! What's up with that?!

  • Why...is she being promoted? Youtube conspiracy.

  • Haters, schmaters! I think she's freaking adorable!

  • Just seems really....forced.

  • you suck. and annoying, go back to austria

  • boring! what else is on?

  • you know i think its ok and if u people do no like it why ru watchin it. And don't say you hate it. all u people that keep dissing others r just going to go to hell. so i think the best thing for u haters is to just leave her bee. This is a free country and she can post as many videos as she wants. She has 789,455 vies so she is not doing bad at all. its more about the views than the comments

  • FUCK. YOU SUCK SHIT. You're irritating as hell and not entertaining AT ALL.

    Even your accent can't save you. Work at Target or something. You're not special in any way.

  • @bbcasting Then go watch something else honestly what is she doing here. What are you doing here. STFU And change from this video go watch some gay orgy video then. If its that bad you cant watch it why bother making known why don't you just turn it off instead of leaving hate mail you muther fucking asshole! Btw you know they get 20cents a comment so thank you for supporting..

  • mac n cheese with fruit punch :(

  • Bless her heart, she's not funny or entertaining and she doesn't even know.

  • guys i just made my first Vlog!! im new to this please come check me out i promise my first vid is funny and it will entertain you =]

  • First time watching your vlog, and I love your personality.

    I hate having the flu too...

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  • @0:51 seconds we see evidence of drug use....she works with kids right?

  • Unbelievable waste of time. I think all of her viewers and subs are just horny net geeks/teenage boys.

    Another hoe runs off to L.A. to have her dreams shattered.

    See you in porn, hun.

  • @TheLoyalOfficer Sad but very true

  • @xfieran Amazing too, because she is really a plain jane...

    And yet here she is, with 20,000+ subscribers...

    Geez...

  • why am i watching this nonsense...

  • This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen

  • Marry me?

  • she's only has views cause of her body -.-

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  • I would lick you anywhere...

  • pretty much gave away that the answer was E by going on and on about it forever.....

  • How do I always end up on this video

  • tits or GTFO

  • Hey Zoe, can you do me a favor, do you see that fire extinguisher there...?

  • @rlltoq family guy? lol

  • not. funny.

  • -.- You are so annoying. I'm sorry.

  • you look 20 in the face but 10 in the body.

  • I thought your name was Mem..Zoe?

  • I'm going to show this to my brothers kids so they stay away from drugs

  • ur werd

  • austrailian B...boxxy?

  • i came here for boobs.

  • Why do you stant like you hasve big balls.........nevermind dont tell me.

  • thumbs up if u clicked on this video cuz it kept coming up everytime u searched something on youtube

  • who else regretted doing what RMMpictures described? (too lazy to type what he wrote)

  • gurl its so abvious which one it is CUZ U TALK MORE IN THE ANSWER

  • Fantastic ;D

  • Female Jack Sparrow?

  • QUIT MOVING YOUR MOUTH LIKE THAT! IT'S NOT ADORABLE! IT'S TOTALLY DISTRACTING!

  • Dude, what's with all the weird moving around? It's like you're tweaking on meth or something..... chill out and quit trying so hard to be "adorable" or whatever your gig is....... Just chill

  • if you didn't have an accent, i wouldn't have tolerated this

  • IS TOTALLY OPTION B!!!

  • adhd?

    

  • your accents made you watchable

  • my answer is option A

  • Your really hot and I love your accent but vlogs are just not for me

  • Your Hot, you should do porn.

  • Holy shit you're annoying as fuck

  • @TaylerRulezTheWorld punctuation is left up to the reader in youtube text

  • @TaylerRulezTheWorld Just saying I find Australian accents attractive is all

  • Ever since Lost I really dig on women with Australian accents. Anyway, try adding some color to your vids or something, maybe break a baseball bat over a kitten's collar bone or knock a cripple's crutch away from them you know, funny stuff. Best of luck, female comedian.

  • YO CHECK OUT MY VIDEOS

  • I searched "British Humour" and got this. She's almost British, but is actually Australian. Likewise, she's almost humorous, except where she's not actually humorous.

  • This is the top result I got for "worst video on youtube."

  • you are not funny.

  • Who is she and what i am I doing HERE !!!!!

  • Reminds me of iCarly but with no characters. Still, a little catchy.

  • don't give up your day job girl.

  • Why do you keep making videos?

    STOP.

    PLEASE.

  • You try so hard to be funny that you seem obnoxious.. and annoying.

  • me and my cousin love your videos so much :) we love it so much we might start making our own webshow :) thx

  • meh

  • she move to LA from Australia wait a minute CULTURE SHOCK how long is it gonna take her to get a blaclk boyfriend and start smokin crack not long i bet you might even catch her at the we train strip club on the main strip in vegas where she got dumped by her monkey boyfriend on a weekend trip look yeah shes hot and pretty and i would like to lick that thang but shes so stuck on herself when daddy runs off with a younger woman to tahiti and takes the money shes nothing and gonna get pregnant

  • @ghostman3331 What?

  • 1:32-1:40, that part is cute : )

  • I like this video -- you're a natural.

  • I like how her video is talking about where she went, like people actually noticed, and then she worries that nobody would notice if she died. HA irony.

  • like the accent, hate the video

  • " AH s*** someones dead in here!"

    I want you as a teacher XD

  • i found this hard to masturbate to

  • thats 40 seconds..floe barker..lol:)

    

  • SHES TRYING TOO HARD TO BE FUNNY! THUMBS UP SO THE WORLD CAN SEE

  • calm down and grow up.....

  • feels like a female version of Toby Turner, I just may have to subscribe...

  • you know good deeds are easy for girls to do, not mentally.

  • slightly obnoxious...

  • i lik your thoughts

  • cute girl with australian accent

    murder my virginity with a pickaxe

  • You seem like one of those annoying chicks at school who thinks they're funny

  • @farinheit2celsius no she IS one of those annoying chicks at school who thinks they're funny

  • @farinheit2celsius and you seem like one of those annoying people who never learned, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything!"

  • @farinheit2celsius ABSOLUTELY! In my life I have come across so many of these fucking self-indulgent "arteests", who think that their stream-of-consciousness, ad lib, bullshit is so "out there" that it's gold; so original, and so clever... "Spaghetti! WHOO!"

    Just an annoying chick who moved to LA to be an actress (*original*), and who wants to get rich, and famous with very little talent. Going through her "growth curve" here. Fucking obnoxious. Kill it with fire.

  • I'm not totally feeling this video...but you would be an amazing art teacher...I had a pretty great art teacher myself, but yea...you'd be soooooo fun to listen to, lol, plus...ur hot ( had to say it)

  • youre cute

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  • @toby1282000 you know what the deal is!

  • this is fucking stupid. i'd fuck you but you're an annoying bitch

  • ur terible i relly do hate u MATE

    

  • who else came here by searching ijustine?

  • @makemesick35 Me and I saw this and thought it'd be similar to her videos and something to watch when ijustine didnt post anything- i was wrong.

  • When do you start making the sandwich?!

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  • You should try to get on Yo gabba gabba or some kids show. You have a great personality.

  • @scars73 pffffffttttt HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

  • Im making my own To Love Ru Abridged Series

    Ill need Voice actors,so just email me at FPSmini@yahoo.com if you want a character.

    BTW ill make the FULL SERIES,so just dont sign up if you wont commit.

    Im playing Rito.

  • @FPSmini LOL.

  • PLEASE DONT READ THIS, YES I KNOW I HATE THIS, BUT IT IS TRUE.KELSEY BRIGGS IS A GIRL WHO DIED DONT KNOW HOW IM SURE YOU WILL FIND OUT ON GOOGLE, WELL LOTS OF PEOPLE SAID THEY HAVE FOUND HER IN THERE BEDROOM WHEN YOU SEE HER THE 4TH TIME SHE WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FORGETS ABOUT YOU ITS REALY SAD THE ONLY WAY TO PREVENT THIS DEATH IS TO COPY THIS ON 3 OTHER VIDEOS!!! AM REALY SORRY I HATE PEOPLE WHO WRITETHISAND THIS IS TRUE SEARCH IT UP ON GOOGLESTART NOW.

  • Is it just me or does this really remind you of the show called New Girl! hmmm did they copy her idea? hmm hmmm

    zoe you are awesome!

  • She is so hot

    

  • drivel

  • ... you probably promoted this yourself

  • yeah this is horrible. have no idea how it it gets 670k views.

  • honestly, you are weird as fuck, but the good news, its that i am weird as fuck, and also I am drunk, and i think I just might love you o.o talk to me?

  • If I wanted to see a weird chick talk in abnormal voices and make odd body movements in a white room, I'd visit a psych ward.

  • @SESdisciple why are u even commenting then?

  • @scars73 So you'll go fuck yourself.

  • @SESdisciple Wow cut her some slack, Atleast shes no whore, shes a decent nice person and ur just some angry ass guy that woke up pissed off. and to be honest shes FIVE TIMES BETTER than fucking ray willian johnson, i hate that guy, You thinks shes annoying, shes actually really nice and pretty. The End P.S. go fuck yourself.

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  • @SESdisciple Or go watch Boxxy again.

  • I'm Left handed, do you REALLY think you got shit on the thought process on my intellectual ability? YouMad?

  • Boring...I made it to 37 seconds.

  • Wow ur awesome