After attempting to cut my own fringe and sneezing at the same time i managed to fashion what can only be described as a legoman/munk.. after bravely looking in the mirror i become extremely depressed at the sight i had seen, not at my hair but at the fact that you could now see the lack of defitionition in my spud-like head and chin like a pelican. whilst walking into work i tripped as in a pool of my own drool being engrosed by a greggs pasty, i decided to monopolize on this and sue someone.
What sort of fail, short of having a medical condition for weak bones, would get more than a bruise there? I have weak knees due to years of goalkeeping in football, and still would fine. Maybe a minor limp, but certainly not worth £5k for an idiot wearing insensible footwear anyway...
@devonsevilpixie Yeah and who knows what £5000 could do for your life. You could get spelling lessons. :) (No Offence, I'm just a bit pissed off because some dickhead told me I was "careless").
I slipped on a puddle of my own drool and hit the floor like a very large sack of potatoes. I was rushed away for an emergency appointment at the hairdressers, and although I have now recovered I'm left with this appalling haircut. I called the National Idiot Phoneline and they asked me if I would like to make a TV ad, so that the viewers could have a good laugh at me.
I was walking through the reception, the floor was wet with no warning signs.. i fell accidentally on purpose.. I got 5 grand and we all went to magaluf...
I was walking through reception when my fringe got caught on the revolving door, which serverely ripped it out of my scalp. This led to me screaming in agony where I cried tears of fat and slipped on them and lost the contents of my bag. I lost several of my teeth because the man behind me stole them. I rang claims direct but they laughed at me and hung up. So I rang national accident helpline. They were so reassuring. They sent me a rope... I dunno what it's for... :|
@KeetzMaWeetz its okay, the same thing happened to me, you are able to sell the string on ebay for a considerable amount of money. it gave me just enough to buy a new fringe.
"I was walking down reception with my head held high because i wanted to make a first impression on the man in the chair. unfortunately i fucked up by slipping in a puddle and the man got up very unwillingly to help me,while trying not to piss himself laughing"
"i was walking through reception the other day when i suddenly slipped on some wee and fell on my face, leaving me with only 2 rabbit-like front teeth and a paint brush-like fringe. I phoned National Accident Helpline & they died laughing but they promised my claim would be settled on a no win no fringe basis...."
Five grand? Fucking hell, I was his from behind by a speeding driver on the motorway at 70, and all my solicitors have offered me is 2500. But on the bright side, my fringe is intact.
Can I sue my dead mother - it was such a trauma when I was bor, To be sure I should be comensated. Every Dick and Mary gets cash. Methinks I should too
The worst day of this womans life "I was walking through reception the other day and the floor was wet with no warning signs. I fell and seriously injured my knee, then some man came and mutilated my already terrible fringe, i phoned national insurance helpline and they didnt give a fuck about my knee but managed to get me tenner for a haircut which i spent on a half a bottle of vodka and a crunchie"
I went blind in one eye, lost three of my testicles and cut my fringe on the sharp laminated floor, I got £1.32 in comprnsation and was really pleased.
I was walking through the reception, and being so smart, I didn't notice a massive puddle of water infront of me. I fell over and seriously ingured my fringe. My handbag exploded with all of the makeup products I do not know how to use. A man walked over and laughed at my flab rolls flailing about at my attempt to stand up. I tried to get comepensation so I could get a new fringe.
@SamLovesMarshmallow LOL hilarious! I accidentally thumbs downed.. :p "I revieved 5,000 lbs and was very pleased because the 400 I already carry in my gut just weren't enough!"
Hi Im Katy Freeman, I was walking through reception when all of a sudden I caught a glimpse of my fringe in the slippery reflective flooring and decided immediately smashing my face off the hard surface would hopefully cause my hair to be upset and run away from my scalp crying, never to be seen again.
American's would rather lose 5,000 "pounds". lol.
NoChanceToHide 1 week ago
What an ugly bitch
Dbx125 2 weeks ago
After attempting to cut my own fringe and sneezing at the same time i managed to fashion what can only be described as a legoman/munk.. after bravely looking in the mirror i become extremely depressed at the sight i had seen, not at my hair but at the fact that you could now see the lack of defitionition in my spud-like head and chin like a pelican. whilst walking into work i tripped as in a pool of my own drool being engrosed by a greggs pasty, i decided to monopolize on this and sue someone.
MrLzmLzm 3 weeks ago
Love how the guy just casually strolls over.
ArthBHx 3 weeks ago
Fuck that fringe O.o lol
1994jako 3 weeks ago
BOOM!
NowShowingBecky 1 month ago
She should have sued her hairdresser as well for making her look like a right cunt
sootygizmo 1 month ago 2
Put a bag on that bitch's head, good as gold.
KingOfChaos213 1 month ago
get yet rat oot!!!!
jeffogilvie1 1 month ago
omg lol the noise it makes when her knee hits the floor is tooooo jokes
chibirosa 2 months ago
She was running out of Boots away from security after she stole a lot of makeup THAT'S what really happened!
Magnetokid 2 months ago
Woman looks evil. Probably jumped on the floor whn she saw it was wet.
Kousaburo 2 months ago
LUUUUUUUUUNCH!
dronesincedawnoftime 2 months ago
Cant watch this without thinking of alan carrs sketch!!! ahaha ledge :]
funnyfan93 2 months ago
#don't stop... to ask...#
;)
pufferfishish 2 months ago
ooh god that sounded painful when her knee smacked the floor ouch
kaiserkeller61 2 months ago
Lol @ the description.
ImMikey420 3 months ago
i love when alan carr talks about this woman...."and a pastie comes flying out her handbag, "LUNCH""
stephen9478 3 months ago
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jonmaged 3 months ago
That Fringe is something else!
poppasmurfsdad 3 months ago
lmfaoooo her fringe oh lordy lord
Rinxxxxx 4 months ago
This brings back memories O.O
loonylovegood107 4 months ago
"Right, here's 5 grand. Don't spend it all on your hair!"
"Don't worry. I won't."
kinghani 4 months ago
What sort of fail, short of having a medical condition for weak bones, would get more than a bruise there? I have weak knees due to years of goalkeeping in football, and still would fine. Maybe a minor limp, but certainly not worth £5k for an idiot wearing insensible footwear anyway...
Lukeno52 4 months ago
I love how the guy sitting in the background just walks up like 'Here we go again' xD
kingoffries7 5 months ago 4
"I fell and seriously injured my fringe"
Chaziltasm 5 months ago
her fringe=fail!
littlemisslilster 5 months ago
lol howd she loose those pounds
dreyer4u69 5 months ago
Lmao, this is on a comedy channel.
TheBubblesParadox11 5 months ago
At least she can afford a personal trainer, and hairdresser now!!!
733835 6 months ago
Her Fringe Omg.
DylanJohnstone2011 6 months ago
"She falls down like a sack of shit" ~ Alan Carr
EffOne95 6 months ago
Fringe fail lol x
litlemisslucy 6 months ago
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ciarandoranuk 6 months ago
But National Accident Helpline were so helpful. They filmed me falling over and put me on TV.
CyberNetTV 6 months ago 5
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CyberNetTV 6 months ago
Isn't that Matt Lucas?
ShadowWolfofPack 7 months ago 6
i like her fringe :)
khrjz96 7 months ago
"I fell and seriously injured my fringe"
an935 7 months ago 34
i have her hair cut FML :(
ItsBarbieBitchesx 7 months ago
I swear she mouths "shit" as she's falling down.
Vwoop 7 months ago
I fell and seriously injured my fringe
yetimichael 8 months ago 2
I wonder if she blamed that company on her shit haircut?
BreakfastBites 8 months ago
I was walking through the reception, the floor was wet with no warning signs.
I fell and seriously injured my knee, At first I was frightened that it might be very expensive to claim
But the National Accident Helpline was so helpful they promised my case would be settled on a no win no fee basis.
I recieved five thousand pounds + I was really pleased.
If your worried about claiming after an accident.
Call the National Accident Helpline now on 0800 556 557 or text claim to 68000.
iVirtuaZ 8 months ago
i think you broke your fringe, js.
helenandmissie 8 months ago
She fell and seriously injured her fringe
TheVintageparis 9 months ago
MEGA FRINGE FAIL
0300gorgous 9 months ago
with £5000 she can pay for a decent hair dresser to sort out her FRIDGE FAIL!!
devonsevilpixie 9 months ago
@devonsevilpixie Yeah and who knows what £5000 could do for your life. You could get spelling lessons. :) (No Offence, I'm just a bit pissed off because some dickhead told me I was "careless").
Ackworth97 9 months ago
@devonsevilpixie She wears a fridge on her head? FAIL.
BethanyPinderXD 7 months ago
looks like her fringe was also damaged
bigbrother08 9 months ago
is that jon bentley rushing to her aid?
darrenJ07 9 months ago
@darrenJ07 "Now, I want to talk to you about ambulance chasers"
EffOne95 6 months ago
I was walking through reception and there was a wet floor sign, but no wet floor...
KeetzMaWeetz 9 months ago
The woman in red makes this advert that little bit better.....
KeetzMaWeetz 9 months ago
Ting Tong from 'Little Britian' look alike much?
Lydiaaaaxo 9 months ago
I bet she got a fortune in 'fringe' benefits ;)
anxresi 9 months ago
i luv her haircut <3
MattRowland95 10 months ago
she looks like jabba-da-hut
FilippoB1311 10 months ago
I wish she died.
WardyProductions 10 months ago
i HAVE had an accident or fall in the last 3 years, but it was definitely my fault.
yulaw3 10 months ago
I slipped on a puddle of my own drool and hit the floor like a very large sack of potatoes. I was rushed away for an emergency appointment at the hairdressers, and although I have now recovered I'm left with this appalling haircut. I called the National Idiot Phoneline and they asked me if I would like to make a TV ad, so that the viewers could have a good laugh at me.
MikeOxsmells 10 months ago 12
i got hear from the frosties advert
dkthomas92 10 months ago 4
What an awful haircut!
bismuthcadmium 10 months ago
@bismuthcadmium
Hold up the actual hair cut concept is not bad just look at uma thurman in Pulp fiction.
Whats bad is that is a perfectly good hair cut on a massively fat head!!!!!!!!
GammaSouljah 10 months ago
OMG! 109 thumbs ups! thanks guys! :)
SamLovesMarshmallow 10 months ago
@0:04 to 6!
wooddrummer 10 months ago
I laugh far too hard when she hits the floor
kotafaceness 10 months ago
haha warrah fringe :L
ih8umisswitcombe 10 months ago
I was walking through the reception, the floor was wet with no warning signs.. i fell accidentally on purpose.. I got 5 grand and we all went to magaluf...
SituationUK 11 months ago 3
Remember even if your claim isn't accepted National Accident Helpline will give you a free haircut just for calling.
Yoshithedino123 11 months ago
i joined the facebook group about her fringe being a fail lol
OrangeScythe 11 months ago
"I fell and seriously injured my fringe"
pinkbitches93 11 months ago
see modern society? well back in Egyptian times cleopatra was A beutifull women!
NOW LOOK AT HER!!!
TheStiglit 11 months ago
I was walking through reception when my fringe got caught on the revolving door, which serverely ripped it out of my scalp. This led to me screaming in agony where I cried tears of fat and slipped on them and lost the contents of my bag. I lost several of my teeth because the man behind me stole them. I rang claims direct but they laughed at me and hung up. So I rang national accident helpline. They were so reassuring. They sent me a rope... I dunno what it's for... :|
KeetzMaWeetz 11 months ago 75
@KeetzMaWeetz I love you <3
kotafaceness 10 months ago
@kotafaceness I love you too <3
KeetzMaWeetz 10 months ago
@KeetzMaWeetz its okay, the same thing happened to me, you are able to sell the string on ebay for a considerable amount of money. it gave me just enough to buy a new fringe.
or just use the string to fix your handbag.
khrjz96 7 months ago
@KeetzMaWeetz
oh my fucking god that comment made my day.
MrEpicake 5 months ago
@KeetzMaWeetz haha that made me laugh :)
jamesgd7 2 months ago
FRINGE FAIL!!!:L
jaffacakeyummy745 1 year ago 4
Hmmm, she injures her knee, and then crosses the other leg over it. It must be soooooooooooo painful.
djantix1977 1 year ago
The hairbrush wasn't even in the handbag as it fell down. There's no way most of those items could have been ejected out of the bag like that.
GeneStarwind09 1 year ago
Did she have scissors in her bag and when she fell it cut her fringe, UGLY BITCH.
FrankLovesDeathcore 1 year ago 4
i seriously injured my knee, but thats alright cos i tricked them into almost breaking my knee and only got £5.000
lilryanps3 1 year ago
The description is epic.
VincentBrooke1 1 year ago
"I was walking down reception with my head held high because i wanted to make a first impression on the man in the chair. unfortunately i fucked up by slipping in a puddle and the man got up very unwillingly to help me,while trying not to piss himself laughing"
this sounds like an FML.
star0dreamer 1 year ago 6
thumbs up for at 2 seconds, when she walks forward you can very slightly see a warning sign on the very right..
mymysuzie 1 year ago
This never gets to old, lol.
Her fringe is a major fail.
TheSavagedoll 1 year ago
I thought she was a tranny! I love how the guy takes his time to help her
ChristmasTrax 1 year ago
all that crap in her bag and not one hair product or mirror to sort that fringe out!
atomicnortherner 1 year ago
I love how the first thought that goes through her head is that of how much it will cost to claim, not how bad her injury is
BuzzJoelio 1 year ago 2
"I fell and seriously injured my hairstyle"
MrBryngloor 1 year ago 2
Love the bloke "attempting" to help her, he walks so fucking slow XD
BraceletAccumulatrT2 1 year ago 2
I'm pretty sure she only recieved 5,000 lbs because they felt bad about her fringe and donated money for a haircut.
RachelSpano 1 year ago
@RachelSpano 5,000 "LBS" ... maybe someone should donate some money to get you a maths tutor.. HAHAHAHAHHA O MA GOD
hollyrayexo 1 year ago
@hollyrayexo someone should get you a "maths" tutor. Maybe someone should get you an english tutor? Maybe you shouldn't start crap with me.
RachelSpano 1 year ago
Fml failed fringe xD
sassymonsterO 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"i was walking through reception the other day when i suddenly slipped on some wee and fell on my face, leaving me with only 2 rabbit-like front teeth and a paint brush-like fringe. I phoned National Accident Helpline & they died laughing but they promised my claim would be settled on a no win no fringe basis...."
By sussexking, who's account was terminated :(
HitStickProductions 1 year ago
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HitStickProductions 1 year ago
oh my god that fringe is HORRENDOUS!
tonymontanahud 1 year ago 2
Who seriously injures themself and then their first thought is "oh no, it may be difficult to claim money for this"?
TheTomReid 1 year ago 7
MEGA FRINGE FAIL
greatezalor 1 year ago
hahaha i love how people just rail on this woman for being a fat cow with a horrible haircut. i bet she's killed herself by now.
tristicordX 1 year ago
@tristicordX looooool
chocolatelove85 1 year ago
a handbaaaaaag?!
z1rkel4o 1 year ago
"I fell and seriously injured my fringe"
Lydiaaaaxo 1 year ago
Five grand? Fucking hell, I was his from behind by a speeding driver on the motorway at 70, and all my solicitors have offered me is 2500. But on the bright side, my fringe is intact.
YourTubeSpellChecker 1 year ago
She's got five thousand pounds and defiantly sounded pleased about it
LittleTeaPot1 1 year ago
£5000? that's less than $10,000. England rules.
Here some combination of the building owner or management, her employer, and the janitorial company would be on the hook for a few million.
The lawyers share would be more than £5000
wovoka 1 year ago
i fell and seriously injured my fringe XD
thejdl98 1 year ago
the guy walks over so slowly to help her! haha
22Donkey22 1 year ago
"I recieved five thousands pounds bought a new kitchen, a 1080p television and took the kids to Disneyland."
Mortimore008 1 year ago 3
if i saw her there on the floor i would fuck her so hard up the ass
donjagg 1 year ago 3
@donjagg LOL!!!
gerrabath 1 year ago
@donjagg
HAHAHAHAHA
aerob89 1 year ago
everyone was calling out '' the floor's wet''
but sadly she has no ears
al3699 1 year ago 6
Suck my cock you dizzy lump of lard
Lewiejames 1 year ago
Can I sue my dead mother - it was such a trauma when I was bor, To be sure I should be comensated. Every Dick and Mary gets cash. Methinks I should too
Lewiejames 1 year ago
lol
Xxzeromus36xd 1 year ago
No wonder she's pleased. Five thousand pounds can buy a hell of a lot of pies.
CaptainWow47 1 year ago 112
@CaptainWow47 And a new haircut!
666JO5HY666 1 year ago
@CaptainWow47 Or a decent haircut! ;)
chamsazp 1 year ago
the accident happened when she was born........
paulthepill 1 year ago
omg. the shot of her knee just giving way and then the splat noise just makes me rofl.
ToManyPhones 1 year ago
The highest rated comments make me laugh ^^^
xKEG 1 year ago 5
My name ting tong! Not tong ting!
rulz492 1 year ago
i fell and seriously injured my fringe..
TuneeTube 1 year ago
uhhhhhh that poor women that must of really Hurt, but you know im glad she got it sorted out!
Lilythegreat1 1 year ago
@Lilythegreat1 I heard her injured fringe took a while to heal.
Triplicarius 1 year ago
Ironic that this is on the Comedy channel (see top left corner!)
birdmangyi 1 year ago
LOLING!!!!!!!
courtneygrimshaw 1 year ago
what a stupid fucking fucktard
MrUndergroundsound 1 year ago
She still hasn't bought a fucking haircut with that money
ZClipze 1 year ago
The worst day of this womans life "I was walking through reception the other day and the floor was wet with no warning signs. I fell and seriously injured my knee, then some man came and mutilated my already terrible fringe, i phoned national insurance helpline and they didnt give a fuck about my knee but managed to get me tenner for a haircut which i spent on a half a bottle of vodka and a crunchie"
the end
Starryeyedtuber 1 year ago 7
I fucking hate this advert. No ones cares about your fucking knee!!!!!!!
LittleGurner 1 year ago
I was sick of seeing this advert the first time I saw it back in 2005! Christ..
t3hOutlaw 1 year ago
How can an ugly munter who fiddled herself 5 grand in the pocket not afford a decent haircut?
JohnnyMindcrime 1 year ago
I went blind in one eye, lost three of my testicles and cut my fringe on the sharp laminated floor, I got £1.32 in comprnsation and was really pleased.
ClinicallyObeseMule 1 year ago
I fell and seriously injured my fringe PMSL
ediblemonkey1234 1 year ago
god your man was in no rush 2 help her
dogsunited123 1 year ago
IS THERE A KARATE CHOP NOISE WHEN SHE HITS THE GROUND???
searchwarranttube 1 year ago 4
@searchwarranttube Lmfao your right ha ha ha
calvinator9111111111 1 year ago
i find this hilarious :').
im just going to slip and get money :P.
NicciBaybeeX 1 year ago
Loving the fringe! THUDDDDDD
RadioPhilRay 1 year ago
I have a friend who claimed for whiplash injury and was really happy with the result..the average payout for whiplash is four figures
jekkels 1 year ago
I was walking through the reception, and being so smart, I didn't notice a massive puddle of water infront of me. I fell over and seriously ingured my fringe. My handbag exploded with all of the makeup products I do not know how to use. A man walked over and laughed at my flab rolls flailing about at my attempt to stand up. I tried to get comepensation so I could get a new fringe.
SamLovesMarshmallow 1 year ago 135
@SamLovesMarshmallow That is brilliant!
ntwicm65 1 year ago
@SamLovesMarshmallow HHAAAAAAHAHA thats a good one
markos44444 1 year ago
@SamLovesMarshmallow loool that made me laugh her fringe is fucked up
chocolatelove85 1 year ago
@SamLovesMarshmallow Too fucking funny!
10Slayer01 1 year ago
@SamLovesMarshmallow LOL hilarious! I accidentally thumbs downed.. :p "I revieved 5,000 lbs and was very pleased because the 400 I already carry in my gut just weren't enough!"
RachelSpano 1 year ago
@SamLovesMarshmallow Oh!! haha!!
wooddrummer 10 months ago
The thud when she falls is priceless
Chunkymount 1 year ago
WIGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYY
£5.000 she could of got a better wig
ITW84 1 year ago
she dropped make up and a mirror which she clearly doesn't use! lool
eimsirovic11 1 year ago
Fat bitch! See her trying to save her pastie from flying away in slow motion. She was like "LUUUUUNNCCCHHHH".
kingkarlone 1 year ago 7
"I recieved £5000 and I was really pleased!"
I'm not bloody surprised! I'd be pleased if I got £5000 for falling over!
lordtau 1 year ago 9
I fell and seriously injured my fringe. everyone just laughed at me...
KinkyPaperclip 1 year ago
mega fringe fail!
catherinek94 1 year ago 2
lol either they gave her 5,000 bucks or she gained 5000 pounds lmao jk
xbox360jr11 1 year ago
I like to imagine the man that walked over was going to stand there laughing at her fat ass falling on the floor. Her fault!
ffsnametaken 1 year ago 5
hahahahahahahahahahah
TheGeordie1000 1 year ago
it was lee evans version which is genious!
takemahockey 1 year ago
This makes me ROFL!!
Liking the man casually walking to "help" her XD
XnoXjustXnoX 1 year ago
Hi Im Katy Freeman, I was walking through reception when all of a sudden I caught a glimpse of my fringe in the slippery reflective flooring and decided immediately smashing my face off the hard surface would hopefully cause my hair to be upset and run away from my scalp crying, never to be seen again.
kindahottish 1 year ago 3
Ugh annoying women, this advert must be at least 5 years old, they should think about getting a new advert or even better not advertising at all!!
jotton123 1 year ago
i fell and seriously injured my fringe and the national accident helpline offered me £20 for a good hair cut.
robynia96 1 year ago 2
@robynia96
AHAHAHA LOL.
jimjams91 1 year ago
Great. Maybe that £5000 can pay for a new haircut.
Rutherfordium001 1 year ago
notice how it says comedy in top left
bigjobandlongman 1 year ago 2
with 5k you would have thought she could afford a decent hair cut
KickAssNinjaKill 1 year ago
It's great that this advert is shown on a comedy channel lmao:)
villaboi95 1 year ago
People care more about her hackjob of a fringe than the actual advert.
MizziProductions 1 year ago 3
dats sum fringe
SamanthaSwords 1 year ago 2
FRINGE FAIL
12freddyscomingforu 1 year ago 4
fell and seriously injured her fringe
skatejam7 1 year ago 4
You can just tell the guy in the background can't be arsed! XD
PaulAnt2008 1 year ago
she sounds so boring. this adverts on like 500 times a day. SO ANNOYING!!
thefuckincoolone 1 year ago
I love how they make everything falling out of the bag look like it was something really dramatic.
Mrmusic94 1 year ago
i fell over at work and seriously injured my fringe :L x
jadeE402 1 year ago 3
"I was walking through reception and seriously injured my fringe."
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