Dem Rep. John Conyers Asks Comedian Stephen Colbert to Leave the Hearing Room

[Brathir]

That's barely fucking English!

[BirdCadavers]

uh uh, mmm duh herp a derp. just fucking say something coherent you bumbling idiot!

[BigMoser486]

uh uhhh uhhhhh uhhhhuh uh uh uhhhhhh.... GTFO!

[bakedfilmz]

Is this guy medicated ?

[EdwardP88]

I'm mad they made a big deal out of this on TV saying Conyers told him to leave out with an attitude, he was just asking him to excuse himself after they had a little fun. It was all just a joke.

[brucelee6790]

Conyers i think it's time for your nap. Mr. Colbert just flew into DC just to speak at this conference and he's going to.

[brucelee6790]

ok the fat lady is the one who requested colbert to come to the committee and speak and she says that "we can listen to lungren and colbert can ponder what you've said". I can't tell if she was just being nice about the other guys comment thinking (he's just old and retarded) or if she's in on it and doesn't want to hear colbert speak. i think they come to senses and realize that he is prominent figure in the media and it would look bad if they told him to come out to DC to speak and doesn't.

[DONGOE]

It's time to get the Conyers family off the government gravy train.

They are all thieves.!!!

[Surouness]

2:24 and on for a few seconds, Stephen looks so sad and let down that he thinks he has to leave.

Poor Stephen :[

[ashkanlion23]

Conyers sounds like Cleveland.

[ScreamingEagle2010]

Conyers is so pathetic. They're all used to holding their public meetings in private. They are uncomfortable when they get all this attention. His mic was off. That was the real comedy in this entire affair. 

[PaldinX4]

Conyers is an idiot.

[1000playlist]

Wow Conyers is definitely senile..

[pmfsv]

Nice little opening chit chat about attendance..

[stempyjj]

The man obviously has dementia. He should be in a nursing home, not in congress.

[rgz1985]

I could of said all that in less than 20 seconds!

[ManBearPig84]

conyers sounds like he is mentally retarded.... uhhh what? uhhhh, uhhhh.... yeah.

[davwilfor]

It makes me sad that he represents any part of Michigan. It makes us all look bad. Conyers could barely speak when he was a young guy. Now Dick Clark is more eloquent... Come on people how does he keep getting elected? The Colbert alone has more brain power than the treasure trove in front of him.

[kitrick42]

I thought Conyer was rolling out a filibuster. Colbert looked like he was about to piss his pants over being asked to leave. Not sure if he was scared or it took so long for the question that he just had to piss.

[daddysoulmanrich]

conyers is an Idiot LOL

[MrLukasart]

I think SATIRE should be the language of POLITICS :)

[djplor]

chairwoman rips major ass at 3:15

[ThisSentenceIsFalse]

Who's wasting who's time????

[Roadstar1602]

This is why nothing ever gets accomplished in Washington. This guy took 2 1/2 minutes to say "get out." And at the end of all that, he doesn't even get what he asked for.

[Mcree114]

No one respond to efboo2010, he's just some loser with a fake YT accounting trying to troll all of you. Don't feed him.

[airplanegod]

Colbert FTW!!!

[FurryBaby202]

Stephen Colbert is awesome

[highgradechub]

mann!!! how old is that guy 150 u need 2 go play with ur gran kids or great great gran children give young ppl a chance u old ass politicians

[Xxerick930xX]

N-No-W, H.......Here is a...........a....a....

[ElectronicTricycle]

God damn, Republicans are bad shit stupid.

[efboo2010]

Colbert is a piece of garbage that wasted time and taxpayer dollars. Makes me sick that the cunt Zoe Lofgren would invite a comedian. You are a CUNT Zoe. Im happy they turned off his mic.  this should never have been allowed. FUCK YOU lofgren

[logic1012]

@efboo2010

You are just an ignorant American, that is why you think the way you do. I sit here laughing at how programmed you are. Smoke some weed and free your mind a little and you will look back on this comment and smack yourself in the face a few times

[efboo2010]

@logic1012 Yes, you are the typical liberal. You spend your welfare or unemployment checks on weed. You trade your vote for a government handout rather than trying to make the world a better place to live. Being a non productive member of society makes you as a leach on people who actually care. I hope you get colin cancer and die

[Darusdei]

@efboo2010 and you're a typical dumb ass using words you barely even understand. kinda sad and pathetic.

[efboo2010]

@Darusdei you are the mental midget watching US politics from Finland as if it concerns you. Keep out of US politics or you will pay....

[Darusdei]

@efboo2010 it really doesn't "concern" me, it's more like a ridiculous enterntainment and you just made it even better.

[logic1012]

@efboo2010

His opinion is more valid  than anyone in that room. Have you ever watched his show he actually makes real points and hits home on all of them.

[efboo2010]

@logic1012 Lying to congress is not funny. I saw the video, he unpacked a crate of corn without breaking a sweat. If he actually worked on the farm, why would he be unpacking corn? He lied, it was a comedic action taken by that cunt lofgren and a media stunt by colbert. I hope you and your cronies get colon cancer

[ReadyNowLater]

Colbert should have asked Conyers if he has visited his crazy bitch wife Monica in prison yet?

[triptows]

Republicans are a joke. They only do what they are asked to do and vote only within party lines 100%. Simple as that. I am sure you can find thousands of instances were that is not true but in the past 10 years from my posting it has come very clear that republicans mock African Americans easily. Tell you the truth I do not care for most blacks but those the stand out past the general population not only surpassed my thought about them but are genius to a point.

[vlogsmack]

Where did you learn to talk, sounds like your dieing from old age...

[donttrustany1]

@vlogsmack beats DYING from old age. Idiot.

[JimboVids]

The REAL joke of this hearing happens when Colbert is asked a few simple questions:

watch?v=BUAA1xxRbW8

Colbert fell flat on his face and has his "agenda" crushed.

[gekisen01]

-get out.

-he was invited...

-oh i see. well we're out of time.

[Cinj216]

@gekisen01 Well is it any wonder Conyers spent so much time blabbering just to spit out a 5 second question? I'm with Colbert; I didn't understand the fucking question either, until he actually ASKED the damn thing. And even then, it wasn't so much a question as it was a demand. I won't even pretend to know what the fuck all this was even about, but I think any taxpaying American citizen has the RIGHT to be in these rooms whether they want us there or not; we are the ones paying their salary.

[dorkilovesyou]

IN YO FACE, NIGGA!!! IN YO FACE!!!

[DatDudeNamedPills]

how dare you pricks badmouth colbert. theres nothing wrong with trolling if your right.

[hereslookinaukid]

I'm going to record this guy's speech, and play it right before bed. I swear I will fall asleep before he finishes talking.

[FissionNonStop]

I love how americunts always create controversy where there is none, and I hate how americunts always give empty fucking compliments when they don't mean it.

Stupid fucking americans

[asiaownsuk]

@FissionNonStop Say that to conyers face and then he sticks his black snake up your pink pasty arse LOLZ!

[North2016]

They blame Colbert for wasting there time! Yet the panel consist of Sheila Jackson lee? That woman is the dumbest in Washington! (She said we still had a North/South Vietnam!) and another Maxine Waters who was charged with violations on House ethics rules. We need better representation in Washington, these folks represent WE THE PEOPLE, and yet do NOTHING to help the American people, vote these DO-NOTHING members out in NOVEMBER!

[xTROJANxX]

Conyers sounds like a cheap sat-nav

what an annoying lazy dull voice, he sounded drunk

[truckbasher]

its amazing conyer ever gets things done. takes him forever to spit out a question.

[Evankk]

and. and. WTF IS WITH THAT ANNOYING STUTTER?? I'm sorry to anyone who has a stutter, but politicians are supposed to be able to convince people? how can you do that with a stutter so bad as that?

[InebriatedAssClown]

Conyers can barely speak like a competent human being

[DarkeningKairi]

they talk soo boring and slow. xD

sheesh!

[brnsktingdieskting18]

.....so awesome how Colbert barely said anything and still got everyone else's approval in spite of Conyer. lol colber wins....he always wins XD

[hazor777]

F*U*C*K this arrogant,slow talking ,uppity, ASSHOLE !!! Who the fuck elected this cocksucker ?? !! TAKE A GOOD LOOK IDIOTS !! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE TOO BUSY WITH EVERYDAY BULLSHIT AND DONT GO VOTE, OR YOU VOTE IN ASSHOLES OUT OF SPITE,OR YOU DONT RESEARCH WHO THE FUCK YOU"RE GOING TO VOTE FOR !!!

[LunaticFringe20]

Oh God forbid that they have a lot of cameras in a subcommittee meeting, it's pretty clear these politicians want to do their business behind closed doors. More cameras in government is probably a good thing.

[abady7nufc]

3:13

Wtf

fart !!!!!!

[garyegray]

I saw this and found it insulting that Congress would call a comedian in to testify when we have MILLIONS unemployed and people continue to loose their homes and US Debt continues rising unabated. Congress should be calling in people to testify who have actually successfully started and run small businesses, to counsel Congress on how to get small business rolling forward in this country again. DISGUSTING - Vote these idiots out of office in November!!!!

[leorabk]

@garyegray what does that have to do with what this hearing was about

[dirx103]

Geez, no wonder NOTHING gets done in this country, why the fuck is he...talking....soooo....slow!­!!! Was that Cleveland? SHIT!

[VegasModel]

This part is FUBAR. Lame.Rename this to Colbert gets HATED ON BY THE FEDS BTW ... What is a DEmocratic republican ? DUDE MUST BE A DEMOCRAT ACTING LIKE A REPUBLICAN>>LOL ---FUNNY BUT NOT FUNNY .. BUT COLBERT IS ALWAYS FUNNY AS HELL .. DONT HATE ON THE GREAT COLBERT

[thelancemanion]

the government is being discriminatory towards these illegal immigrant workers because they spend most of taxpayers money to send them back to mexico but they spend very little taxpayers money to arrest those legal U.S. citizens who hire these illegals because they want to pay cheap and illegal wages to them to make more profit from themselves.

[ErikBarmon]

Colbert should have had the decency to never show up.

[bahdahdoop]

@ErikBarmon amen

[alpharaptor1]

@GrandArchitect3D you do know that the march wasn't his idea, right?

[TheShambala13]

Colbert is the definition of a true hero..... someone who stands up for the rights of those that are underserved and exploited....

[jdoe79]

colbert is a grotesque person

[alpharaptor1]

@jdoe79 his ear thing is a little distracting, but grotesque? i think not, it adds character.

[librarianeric]

@jdoe79 Oh yeah? Well you smell funny.

[kushyushy420]

How much medication is this geriatric on..can he even make important decisions?

[mathmexican4234]

So he was their upon the Chairwoman's invitation? So shit, why's fox's nitwits getting all up in arms about this and why's that asshole getting all upset at Colbert? I don't get it. Nobody even mentioned this. This is the first I'm hearing of it.

[kur1tan]

This was quite possibly the best thing that John Conyers has ever done in his 45 years as a politician. Humor is a great thing, but Colbert's insincere comments in this hearing did nothing to advance the discussion. If, on the other hand, this was such a great proceeding, wouldnt it be wise to invite comedians to all the hearings?

[HPhenomenal]

@kur1tan I'd rather have Colbert as the Commander in Chief of this country, then anyone of those people sitting on Congress.

[wunderfool1973]

Maybe he thought that the increased population in the room was going to capsize, and cause it to tip over.

[thereprieve]

@wunderfool1973 - EXACTLY!!!! HAHAHAHA!

[TheDubDoubt]

@wunderfool1973 you realize that's not the same guy right?

[wunderfool1973]

@TheDubDoubt  I don't even know what to say to that.

[urweirdsaysi]

@wunderfool1973 I just lol'd. Hard.

You're my new favorite person.

[Awesomeoo100]

wow fuck this guy.

[uzimodem]

liberals and looney tune lunatics....what a pair. Colbert, the Democratic party clown and that nitwit Conyers. Better then SNL or the Comedy Channel. LOL

[Rockscod]

@uzimodem Go away, conservative scum.

[uzimodem]

@Rockscod :go away "professional Left" scum. like cuba, you libturds dream land.

[skitzoLSD]

@GrandArchitect3D actually just because poignant facts are masked behind humour doesnt make someone a court jester. doesnt mean it is JUST "comedy time" and i dont know the last time congress did "grown up work". the problem was that he didnt agree with what Colbert's position was and he lacked a sense of humour. good procedure would have been to keep his mouth shut and let the hearing continue. and the word is colleague college is school.

[CRAPCANNONS]

John Conyers and Hank "Guam Will Tip Over" Johnson should have a TV show.

They would compete for a chance to induce coma in each other by mumbling rude uneducated inanities in a meandering soporific tone.

Who ever first passes out and soils themselves wins a one way ticket to Guam.

[bliss4jules]

If Conyers' tactless request (this preceded Colbert's prepared remarks BTW), witless temperament and soporific delivery of simple thoughts typify Congress, it's no wonder little meaningful work gets accomplished.

[carlindelco]

conyers took 5 minutes to say a 20 second statement.. conyers is a ass..thank god he'll be out of office soon

[5555wrx]

@carlindelco What a waste of good air, having this clown talk.

Is it possible to even drag this out longer, meeting happy *&&hole

[carlindelco]

@5555wrx lOL I know it's absolutely ridiculous and scary at the same time

[bradz123456]

What a studder bum, this guy is useless!

[brucelee6790]

@carlindelco he took 2 minutes to make a statement that somebody could say in 5 seconds

[astronato]

Congress is a joke. Waste of time. Waste of taxpayers money. 

[sofiaula]

I can't believe that Conyers guy's rude behavior, asking an invited guest to leave. How unclassy can you get? If anyone should have left, it's him. He was in danger of putting everyone to sleep with his slow boring talk.

[RailRoadCar9]

she mentioned impeachment , the Dem Rep. John Conyers should be impeached passing laws with out actually reading them is taxation without representation

[blutz420]

1. John Conyers , you stupid bureaucratic son of a fuck!ng wh0re!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They only reason you have 1/8th of the coverage you normally do , is because of Colbert. But to try and silence him in front of millions of Americans, wow, you must think that everyone in this country is as stupid as you-this is a PERFECT example of people I don't want in MY House Committee.

2. @John Conyers, stop wasting everyone's time with your disorienting/ lethargic tone of voice. You are boring and old !!

[kmg501]

I've had enough, I am so beyond livid now that I have to harshly censor myself for self preservation (for now...). If there isn't a major sea change come the next few elections I will become a new American founder and pledge my fortune and life to bringing back the constitutional foundations no matter what the personal cost.

[CPOSharkey01]

childish is right this congress or at least the part that brought him in should be replaced and very soon! Colbert has been used and dismissed! What an ungrateful bunch of wankers the democrats are. First the embarrass the Nation with their stupid ass stunt and then after this stooge did his little organ grinder monkey act this ancient jackass Conyers dismisses him out of hand. Colbert was used and thrown away like an old rubber, thrown out like a duece another roamer in the night!

[CPOSharkey01]

childish is right this congress or at least the part that brought him in should be replaced and very soon!

[Roachenator]

this whole thing is so embarrassing to the United States...how sad and childish

[AGNOSTICEXTREME]

wtf

[quaffer22]

What's this?

Conyers promoting Colberts "march"?

Were I a betting man; I would say Colbert's presence there was contrived to counter Glenn Beck's "march".

AND, at the expense of taxpayers.

[Kingofbama]

@quaffer22 what exactly did WE the taxpayers pay for?....Colbert paid for his trip to DC, his Hotel Room, his meals, all congress gave him was all the free water he could drink.

[CPOSharkey01]

@Kingofbama we paid for congress and this show numb nuts!

[CPOSharkey01]

@blutz420 I watch his show and like his show but the fact is those congress people and their aids are on the tax payers time. So if Congress Woman Zoe Lauftgrin or what ever to hell her name is wants to see Steve Colbert, let her get off her fat ass , buy a ticket and go to his show. Otherwise Colbert's act was an absolute waste of tax payer money and this congress's time. I think Conyers figured that which why he awkwardly invited Colbert to leave at the end! Classic Democrat waste.