Russell Peters talks about New York Italians

[TheWeekle]

I can't say for Italians, or New Yorkers, but my experience with people from Boston are pretty much the same. I'm talking to a friend about Steve Irwin at Taco Bell, and this Boston dude at a table near us flipped out and started making death threats to me. o.O

[renx1005]

what is the name of the special?

[rebel1013]

THIS IS SO TRUE!!! As a born and raised New Yorker, I can definitely vouch for this! SO TRUE!

[Nish2301]

why? why why? why the fuck would you dislike this comment?

[metameros]

tony soprano!!!

[UA1991UA]

LOOL omg this is sooo funnnyyyyy

[papachels]

WHERE THE FUCK D'YOU GOT THE BALLS TO LOOK AT MY GIRL!?

[papachels]

dick face! hahaha

[NicKingPapiChulo]

looks like an impersonation of joe pesci to me

[rad4life1]

I would have said "I donno, conception?"

[MsVANiiLLA]

Russell should talk about " Jersey shore Gudio's and Guidette's Vs Gino & Gina's in Canada.

i think that will be funny :))

[Hussarer]

Another funny Anglo-Indian comedian.

[rad4life1]

@Hussarer Yeah like there isnt enough right? sheesh

[moonpoets10]

LMAOO THE END AHAHHAHAHHA H - dead!

[0363jack]

this guy is the god of accents

[TurnAround102]

watch?v=BZ3zz9uAd64 new Russell peters

[skillz139]

youu that indian girl at 1:00 is fuckin SEXXYYYY

[hELLrAZOR91100]

Costco! lol

[Kurdfly]

first time i see paki comedian lol

[sofianZmakkawi]

@Kurdfly he is canadian and indian

[meltdown273]

@Kurdfly idiot he is Indian

[PubliusTarvos]

@Kurdfly Those who said he was indian are correct, but he's anglo-indian. So..pretty much mixed race.

[UniversalHere]

wait wait....im not the only one?

[hottieattxs]

"got a jar" LMFAOOOOO

[IssaMissa15]

lol i`d say thats the behavior of ANY new yorker, not specific to Italians. annd most Italian do not speak Italian because their parents wanted their childer to be American.

[Maverickrad]

@IssaMissa15 Most italians speak italian.

[Maverickrad]

Jesus Christ, even these monsters are thrashing Italy !!

[Maverickrad]

How dare this indian-canadian piece of shit talks about Italians. Italian are one of the most beautiful peopel in the world, in fact voted No 1 in Europe. How on earth this Indian cow worshipper ugly face inbred can talk this way about Italians. in fact Indian fucks think every person with dark hair is from fucking India.

[hadd93]

@Maverickrad calm down, he's not being offensive. its a joke, he's a comedian. he makes fun of his own race as well, way more than he makes fun of others. i'm indian and i don't get offended by this. learn how to take a joke.

[lakefield2112]

@Maverickrad calm down you simpleton.

[MasterGamerZs]

@Maverickrad Calm down your country is a shithole i've been to that rathole called Italy fucking mediocre piece of shit, you dumbass nationalistic trash

[Maverickrad]

@MasterGamerZs A cur like you don't understand these things. You're probably an immigrant yourself and most probably black or arab. To us like of you are nothing but dog shit. You lifeless backward shit from a 3rd world shit hole. Happy naturalization !!

[Maverickrad]

@MasterGamerZs Most probably and Indian of Pakie fuck face !!

[MasterGamerZs]

@Maverickrad LOL actually no i was born in canada and i don't think these 3rd world countries are good; they're shitholes far worse then europe but my point is your unneccerarily geting worked up from something a comedian said, whose entire career is making fun of ethnicities including his own. Obviously your parents didn't think so highly of Italy or you wouldn't have moved to North america you hypocritical patriotic scum

[MasterGamerZs]

@Maverickrad Hah how shallow i'd like to see you preach this on street corners, and again im not paki or arab and again i dislike the countries these people come from far more then you know you racist twat

[Maverickrad]

@MasterGamerZs Whatever you are even worse than them. My parents unlike yours had a decent life and decent country with decent background and history, so they didn't find moving to north america so attractive. at least I can go wherever I like and say where I am from, unlike like of you just live to buy a unshameful nationality and put Canada in their Facebook, or Youtube profile. I just don't like backwards like you and that empty belly Indian make fun of something that is unlike yours.

[Maverickrad]

@MasterGamerZs I'd appreciate if you could just reveal your parents background !!!

[MasterGamerZs]

@Maverickrad British, but my parents were born in Canada

[PsychoSpiral]

@Maverickrad he's talking about NY Italians, not native Italians.

[crowntownthug]

girl at 1:02 is hot looks indian

[ThusKann]

:O - I thought I was the only one - lmao

[hottieattxs]

got a jar! ahahahha

[FGalaxie]

because the majority of new york italians are the descendants of southern Italan peasants.

[stefmarie18]

@FGalaxie Hmm...did you Wikipedia this? smh...tool

[FGalaxie]

@stefmarie18 No its just common knowledge.

Dont call me a tool, terona puttana.

[stefmarie18]

@FGalaxie Terona puttana? Ma dai che non esiste "terona" Invece, tu sei un grande coglione. Hahaha xD

[FGalaxie]

@stefmarie18 Not as big as yours

must be that greek/arab/algerian blood you southern trash have.

[stefmarie18]

@stefmarie18 Suuuuuure. Google is the best isn't it? lol

[gunperry]

@stefmarie18 grandissimo, mandiamo a quel paese quei redneck del cazzo

[stefmarie18]

@gunperry Hmm...mi piace questo idea. haha! =)

[gunperry]

@stefmarie18 Se la prendono tutti con gli italiani del sud, ma va detto che se loro non avessero pagato i debiti delle Banche del nord dopo l'Unità, il nord sarebbe sviluppato come lo Sri Lanka...

[Purluc]

COSCO!

[RockerChild1987]

Sounds like a lot of people I went to high school with. xD

[oiyabastard]

they?? whos they?/ racist

[moe777]

lol love this guy



[ara953493]

I'm an Armenian....Armenians and Indians have SO much in common! hahahaa!

[09heatherlyn]

LOL thumbs up if some- (or all) of your obnoxious family members are new york Italians.

[HisTraceme]

LMAOOOOOOO COSTCO!!

[xxxEMINENTxxx]

RUSSEL PETERS:and i panicked...right..I'm like...COSCO...LMAOOOO...FUNNI­EST PART EVER

[DarkosApprentice]

How about all you italian dirtbags go back to italy, why do you guido scumbags continue to move to new york? We dont want you in this country.

[AithaKartik]

@DarkosApprentice No one in America belongs to America. Only the Native Indians are true Americans. Everyone else immigrated from the East Europe. So go back to the shit hole where u came from

[DarkosApprentice]

@AithaKartik

Hey I was born here you little italian guido piece of shit, all you guidos do is ruin countries with your crime families and your mobs, Go fuck yourself tough guy.

[AithaKartik]

@DarkosApprentice First up i ain't Italian. Second thing is we both know you only got balls trolling behind the fucking internet

[AmberFur]

@DarkosApprentice my God... Ignorance is a terrible monster...

[mattax222]

@DarkosApprentice just out of curiosity where do you come from ?

[MrFear2252]

The indian girl in the audience is hawt lol

[ultrazman14]

Scuzee! boppita boopy?

[Venkman007]

Yup. That's a New York Italian, alright.

Those folk should calm the f**k down.

[Josher1959]

Bopity boopity. Yeah, I speak Italian

[Josher1959]

Bopity boopity

[nellie2581]

I like New York Italians and the Italians from Italy

[XxXxXNotoriousXxXxX]

He probably met Mike Lol

[RaphaelRRangel]

Did he meet Joe Pesci ?

[AquaSkinnieJeans]

2:13 Mark Salling? 

[david1911ification]

the guy in the audience looks like vinny from jersey shore

[kihokahoka]

raging bull baby

[JBisMYmainSQUEEZE]

"I thought I was the one one" cut to an Indian girl

[IIIlIPKIIIlI]

@JBisMYmainSQUEEZE only.

[LeonardoShaz]

@JBisMYmainSQUEEZE she was smoking hot!

[JavonteTreble]

Girl at 1:01 is SMOKIN'!

[21MrAwesome21]

@JavonteTreble i know right

[nadine89er]

WHEEE?? WHEE DO U GET THE BALLS TO DISLIKE THIS!! WHEEEE?!!

[Travmapunk]

Guys! I'm russian and i live in Italy for last 12 years and keep hearing "Jersey Shore" jokes every time(or almost) some italian guy does something 'too' italian?

What's the link? And what's the Guido thing? Can someone explain, please!))

Btw 'Guido' in Italy is either the male name or the verb "drive" in first person. 'I drive' = 'io guido'.

WTH?))

[soyabeanobean]

@Travmapunk The term comes from a reality show in America called Jersey Shore. : ) I haven't seen it, but supposedly it's terrible? The guys from the show refer to themselves as Guidos.

[BrowardCountyBoy]

@Travmapunk JERSEY SHORE IS A REALITY SHOW IN AMERICA THAT IS REALLY FAMOUS. ITS LIKE REAL WORLD. 6 STRANGERS WHERE FROM NEW JERSEY WERE PUT IN A HOUSE THEY BECAME FRIENDS, FIGHT, FIND GIRLS OR GUYS TO SCREW. ITS ABOUT THAT. AND THEYERE KIDNA FUNNY, A LIL CORNY AND HAVE JUST BECAME REAL POPULAR. GO TO MTV.COM AND WATCH THE SHOWS. THERE ON THERE 3RD SEASON. THE SAME CAST IN EVERY SEASON.

GUIDO IS A NAME FOR AN ITALIAN WITH A CERTAIN STYLE. USUALLY GEL IN THEIR HAIR, MUSCLE BODY, TANNED SKIN.

[okkvlt]

joe pesci ftw!

[cracoviaaaaaa]

@MegaSlobby jersey shore has nothing to do with italians . jersey shore is a bunch of weird americans

[babbomondiale]

ahahhah dick face stand for FACCIA DI CAZZO..ahaha

[phoney98]

omg..im from australia and as an african, wheneva another african walks past we always do the same sizing up thing..its like we jus glare at eachother across the road like 'what the fuck are YOU doing over here? i came here to get away from YOU!'

[cage1187]

@cage1187

uh uh, è arrivato colui a cui duole che sia leso l'onore di noi poveri italiani...

Facciamo una cosa vah, facciamoci un favore a vicenda:

Io provo a spiegarti che nel mio commento mi riferivo al comportamento "mimato" dal comico e te provi a toglierti quelle due grandi fette di prosciutto che hai sugli occhi.

Dovrei preoccuparmi perchè con quello che dico "IO" ci rendo ridicoli?

Questa è bella, non sapevo che le mie azioni avessero un tale impatto....

Guardati un pò in torno vah <.<

[ItzPizzaTime]

Costco.. in a jar

[adeelftpss]

Aayy!

[emoerr]

ahhh...you'r a dick face....

[AzulejoX100pre]

@lssgrs Eres un idiota... vos eres y siempre seras un ignorante y eso no va a cambiar. Y a mi ni cagando voy a transladar tu puteria pa que la gente vea porq ni bola te van dar. Me da pena que tus padres no te han criado bien. De tal palo, tal astilla.

[LouiseHans10]

@AzulejoX100pre

de donde eres? que pais de Sur America?

[AzulejoX100pre]

@LouiseHans10 Ecuatoriano.

[LouiseHans10]

@AzulejoX100pre

wow your Spanish is funny. Not in a bad way... it's just very different...

[AzulejoX100pre]

@LouiseHans10 Almost all countries in South America speak their own you could say their "dialect" but in the end is Spanish hahaha. Look up how Argentinians speak, dramatically different, however, you could understand them too.

[LouiseHans10]

@AzulejoX100pre

There must be the difference like between British English and American English...

Well, thanks!!!! :)

[wileymae07]

hey dick face lmao

I DO IT! projectpayday.lovez.it

[letmechoose1]

whos the hot girl at 1.03?

[AzulejoX100pre]

@lssgrs

*Sneeze* Pardon me, I'm allergic to Bullshit and ignorant people such as yourself. Canada third world? Hahaha, you're hilarious. I'd say you need to get back to JK.

[AzulejoX100pre]

@lssgrs Listen troll, first of all, I'm not Canadian nor American. If you had a brain you would've understood that I was referring how poorly you wrote in English and never did I intend to say "everyone should only speak English.". School? I'm done University and speak fluently in English, French, Spanish, and Cantonese just fyi, sir.

[silence659]

girl at 1:00 .. oh boy

[somesortanaughty]

Wonder if there is a single vid on YT where people don't fight and harass each other verbally in comments.. For crying out loud people, this is COMEDY ...in case someone missed the point!

[AzulejoX100pre]

@lssgrs Talk in English, cuz there aint no one gonna listen to your shit buddy.

[riccardosud]

ahahahahhaah yes is true. this video is true. I'm italian

[MsXxMidnightxx]

Russell Peters is funny - and I believe his comedy is aimed at those who aren't so easily offended. If you are one of those who are, then don't watch his videos. No one deserves this verbal abuse.

[500TD500]

@lssgrs and ur a DUMBASS

[fareed93]

1:02 hot brown girl

[nais0000]

1.00 . hot cute girl there .

[franceforsale]

When he asks the question as the italian guy, it reminds me of Robert De Niro!

[DaisyPatchie97]

@franceforsale Or maybe Ray Liotta in Goodfellas when he beat the crap outta the guy who touched Karen.

[DaisyPatchie97]

@franceforsale or possibly Joe Pesci.

[attentionspanmedia]

This episode of A Day in the Life follows Russell Peters for a day: asm. ly/RPeters

[kontact666]

"where the fuck did you get the balls to look at my girl?"

"costco"

doesn't make any actual Italian laugh (believe me)

since costco is obviously unknown to any of them (in Italy)

[claudione85]

@kontact666 actually I didn't know what costco is, but I just supposed it was a big retailer chain... I did laugh since the first time I saw the vid. We don't know many things, but we are not stupid.

[M3llpwns]

This guy. My gawd.

[Jatsun95]

Im from Sri Lanka, the island below india.. And we have almost the same cutlure.. And i just wanna say that everything he says is really true! If you walk by a sri lankan they will stare at your till you gone, like you commited a crime !

LOVE THIS MAN

[SouthIndianbb101]

@Jatsun95 tat is SOOOOO true omfg yes they will just stare ur ass down man

[Jatsun95]

@SouthIndianbb101 yeah even if you didnt do anything wrong lol. I just cant understand why

[bionicles3688]

@Jatsun95 same here machan...

[Derals1]

@Jatsun95 HAHAH all i heard was an indian accent :D XD!

[westcoastgurly]

if this is a FUCKFACE then i wanna c whatz a DICKFACe.... omg hilarious

[iloveevanescence1795]

i bet the guy who he's talking about saw this and was like "WHERE DA F**K DO U GET THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME!?!"

[my89tube]

HABS!!

[AyuChan17]

Pfff! Indian part about when they see other indians!

True with Asians too xD!

I know~

When I see another Asian i'd be like "OMG! HI :D"

And they'd do the same thing too xD!

It's funny because my friends who are non-Asian would be like "You know them?"

And I'd be like "nope :D"

And then the comment "It's like all you Asians are a giant family" comes~

XD~~

Sorry for blabbering :D I just wanted to share~

[9823dawood]

he isnt actually speaking for the talian accent

[1992VoodooChild]

What is Cosco?

[lucasm191]

@1992VoodooChild Costco is an wholesale store.

[1992VoodooChild]

@lucasm191 thanks :)

[nishunaruto]

jar lol



[TheMusicInOurLives]

jersey shoooooore

[jemilynemilyluver]

that guy in the beginning is Vinny from Jersey shoreee :D

[AyuChan17]

@jemilynemilyluver It is :D? i didn't notice!

[SoFuckenFly7]

WHERE DA WHERE DA FUCK DID YOU GET DA BALLS TO LOOK AT MY GIRL ???

Costco

LOLOLOLOL

[SupahPawuh]

WHERE DO YOU GET THE BALLZ ?

Cosco

[qiovanni]

is this meant to be funny?

[ayyitslauraax]

@qiovanni YES.

[etherealshinobi11]

@qiovanni It's either you're deaf or slow to pick up on jokes....jeez.

[qiovanni]

@etherealshinobi11

dunno I only hear dick face fuck face , elementary school humor.

[NymphadoraBeeWolf]

"and i-i panicked. .....and i'm like...Costco.....in-in a jar!" LOLOLOLOLOL

[gunny426plymouth]

where the fuck you get the balls to talk shit about me behind my back all over my head you jew muthafacka you!

[metifu]

Time code: 1:01 :0) that btch is hot. don't care about all that hair she is FCK N hot.

[kimmydrinx]

take me to da store...... LOL

[Bosingr]

Actually a lot of those Indian girls in the audience are gorgeous.

Basically Russell is doing a spot on impersonation of Joe Pesci in every Martin Scorcese movie he's ever been in.

[Bosingr]

The Indian girl @ 1:00 is gorgeous!

[afromanhigh]

@Bosingr kinda looks like rebecca black

[Bosingr]

@afromanhigh You're kidding, right?



[afromanhigh]

@Bosingr no im not kidding get ur boner out of your eye and acctually take in how she does

[Bosingr]

@afromanhigh Nope. When I look at this gorgeous woman, a 13 yr old, bubble gum popping 8th grader does not naturally come to mind.

[LionTipu]

@Bosingr Too much make up.

[zombie6133]

@Bosingr cool story 

[shaylesugandh]

It's the bubble we live in. :-)

[LindzeeKeem]

C-Costco XD

[sdsbhatia]

hez talking about cosco! not costco...

[LAPrincee]

LOL COSTCO

[ephraimduke]

check out hot indian girl at 1:01

[azouracine]

@ephraimduke WHERE THE FUCK you got the balls to check out my hot indian girl? WHERE??? WHERE??? lmao

[mrtundra45]

At Costco you can but a thousand pack of trojan condoms. lol

[muhdkhalid]

show/dvd name plzzzzz

[breahnash01]

where the fuck? where? WHERE THE FUCK...do u getthe balls to look at my girl?? cosco

[stuffyluver]

COSTCO LMAO

[kickbackTC]

Vinnie - 0:10

ronnie - 3:06

[GourJESS1]

man this guy is THE funniest i have ever seen/heard!!!! whooooo russell!!!!!!

[sayfire1]

al pacino jus pop up in my head

[tigertrisha]

COSTCO.... in a jar

[sweetsaneat]

lol jeresy shore



[Masterpivot292]

He sounded like a legit mad New York Italian.

[SushantBhargav]

1:01

now that's something