Batman Arkham Asylum Patient Interviews: Poison Ivy - Full

[LoneWolfLazarus]

If she said "Ask me anything you like." I think everyone would know what I'd ask, s'long as that doesen't poison me lmao! :-P

[GroovyMoo28]

When I heard a males voice i'm like really? They didnt think that one through that is just to easy!

[toytownnews]

How stupid are you that you give her a flower?

[DenserThanMost]

Wow, I actually jizzed in my pants listening to her -_-



[DenserThanMost]

I swear Ivy's voice is so seducing that I remembered all the words after watching it once, and I didn't even bother listening to others' voices.

[zombieKnight03]

are all villians a charmers

[TheInstantClassic1]

It's not really a matter of the staff being stupid (even though it's obvious they are in many instances), but Ivy's pheremones also work on women (:D!!!!) so it really wouldn't matter. Batman villains are just blessed with abilities and skills that help them escape Arkham (Scarecrow; fear toxins, Croc:just eats the guards, Riddler; trolls them with riddles, Joker; connections, Harley, etc)

[Sindaiin]

Ivy can seduce me any day.

[TheWhitewolf789]

She seduced the man that was interviewing her.......Classic Ivy <3

[158Xavk]

No wonder inmates keep escaping Arkham the doctors and staff are stupid. Why let a woman interview a man that killed 20 women and why let a man interview a seductress? they should hire Batman as a consultant or something

[TurnToJesus1]

Ivy is one, fruity motherfucker!

[skedardestroyer]

Uh-oh at 1:46!

[plankton22]

It's hard to take Dr. Stupid's request to "Don't tell anyone that I gave you this flower Ivy" when he tape-records his own voice.

[Spectre1545]

Id still hit it,even if she is poison.

[AnchorBatman]

I love the picture used with this! It's a really good pic of Ivy! :D

[jojo18ization]

why they dont do catwoman ?

[ZoomingSkittles89]

@jojo18ization Because Catwoman wasn't referenced in the game nor has she ever been incarcerated in Arkham. She isn't a psychopath, she is merely a kleptomaniac.

[TheChillyAcademicIV]

@ZoomingSkittles89

She was referenced, you can see her goggles and gloves in a display case in one of the halls.

In the same hall there is also Penguins tophat and umbrella

[RougeWinters]

@jojo18ization because Catwoman isnt in Batman: Arkham Asylum.

[hoh851111]

3 people were fucked by Ivy like Doctor Kellerman

[hoh851111]

Don't you love me? Call me Ivy.

Of course I love you.

[PlushQueen]

Doctor Kellerman is such a weak man...

[TheInstantClassic1]

@PlushQueen Indeed; makes me even wonder how even had the balls to decieve Scarecrow.

[PlushQueen]

@TheInstantClassic1 Beats me...

[TheRickrollerhater]

If Ivy's kisses didn't kill people, I might think she was hot.

[keybearersora]

So...is Ivy the first person to do the OPPOSITE of veganism? Is she the world's first total carnivore?

[Wherelightmeetsdark]

Looks like Mistah J isn't the only one who knows how to get what he wants.

[HappyXHaineko]

How dumb are the people are Arkham to let a guy evaluate Ivy? -__- Commone Sense Arkham! Use it!!

[frostyguy1989]

@HappyXHaineko Her pheromones work on women too. 

[HappyXHaineko]

@frostyguy1989 OMG seriously?! No one is safe then!!! I thought it was only men!

[frostyguy1989]

@HappyXHaineko Nope. In the comics, she's been able to entice women as well, but she more often than not goes after men (for obvious reasons I guess).

[Brady2k10]

@HappyXHaineko she could make a woman doc lez off with her..

[CrowOfMusicalDemise]

@HappyXHaineko Now now, don't be too critical of a high level asylum that's had more escaped prisoners than they have cells and who's latest advancement in security appears to be bars on the doors...

[HappyXHaineko]

@CrowOfMusicalDemise Lol!!

[alexiaNBC]

@HappyXHaineko If it was up to Ivy, she would have seduced a female doctor if it meant escaping

[HappyXHaineko]

@alexiaNBC People keep saying that, but I never remember her doing that in any of the cartoons ( Was it in the Comics?)

[alexiaNBC]

@HappyXHaineko Fans have speculated that Ivy and Harley Quinn have a rather close relationship but then snowballed it into an actual romantic affair. Obviously just wishful fanfiction

[HappyXHaineko]

@alexiaNBC Ahhh, now that makes sense.

[QuesoGr7]

@HappyXHaineko

Her seductive nature would turn women into lesbians xD

[PrinceOfNsanity]

@QuesoGr7 Well she is a bisexual lol

[CapnSoviet]

@HappyXHaineko lol like they let a girl interview zsasz

[bradprime4]

@HappyXHaineko they shold of nuse a woman to evaluate ivy it shows arkhan cent do the job

[The0ne9uy]

@HappyXHaineko I think Ivy goes both ways anyway...

[LoneWolfLazarus]

@HappyXHaineko Gotta agree sending in a Woman would've been a lot logical haha!

[fourthspartan56]

Wow ironic she did the same thing the joker did with quin :D (except vice versa)

[easynaming]

well... Dr. Jason surely did Pamela a HUGE favor.. gigity

[Tryptophile]

So...how does she feel about herbivorous animals? Maybe she goes out and stabs cows to relax.

[Ceag840]

I wonder what she asked the Doctor to do for her...

[MrHank404]

was only paying attention to what ivy was saing

[WolfXY2J]

Ivy is so Sexy =3 <3 <3

[SpeedTyper101]

They should have gotten a Female Doc for her

[619wrestling]

@SpeedTyper101 Ivy would prob turn her lesbo lol

[wormxing]

Protect the plants, protect the plants... <3<3

[TitoriousTitan]

i could be pamela's doctor anytime

[UsurperDunamis]

I understand. I just couldn't resist seeing as how biased and rude your comment was.

[DepressionMoon]

Poison Ivy got a sexy voice.

[JustThink00]

Ivy completely disgusts me. her personality is repuslive and she is pure evil. Slutty is the opposite of sexy. mindless animals are not appealing.

[RManRik]

@JustThink00 not really. I'm not saying ivy is that appealing (she's green!) though slutty is not the opposite of sexy. The oposite of sexy would be revolting or anything in that section.

[JustThink00]

@RManRik

first off, green can be hot. I'll grant it doesn't work so well here, but usually it's just exotic.

second, maybe slutty isn't LITERALLY the one thing most preciesly opposite of sexy. sheesh. don't take me so literally. it is clearly very far from sexy though as it IS revolting.

[RManRik]

@JustThink00 Wel I know a lot of people who would completely disagree with you on that matter and might even find slutty as a synonym to sexy. Also, I don't really think Ivy is slutty. I haven't taken you that literally, but slutty is just simply not the antonym of sexy, in some cases, quite the contrary.

[JustThink00]

@RManRik clearly sexy is subjective and so its antonyms are whatever the speaker decides they are.

[ITALOpkg]

man her voice is soo sexy.. *___*

[Inara101]

Ivy!!! I Love Her And Harley :)

[XatechChaos]

They should've let a gay guy interrogate her.

[swirledelixir1]

@XatechChaos He would have turned straight after the interview..

[SirPlainview]

If I ever get murdered, I hope she's my killer.

[rosabaca21]

It seems like every villain used to be a doctor.come on what's the deal with that shit?

[SirPlainview]

@rosabaca21 I know! Let's count: Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, Harley Quinn, The Riddler... to name a few.

[rosabaca21]

@SirPlainview i know right!.i guess the craziness is most effective on the people who treat the crazy.

[RockerWolf100]

ivy is such a bitch

[xmaster2]

"of course I love you" ..... what a douche. *shakes head sadly*

[ryano2099]

Tasia Valenza is the PERFECT voice for Ivy! She has the most insanly sexy voice that screams the seductress that Ivy is.

[BaronCryptfiend]

@ryano2099 I like how you are using words like "insanely" and "screams" when describing Ivy`s voice.

[swizzy123456789]

HA women...am i right guys?

[FoxCircuit101]

The idiot fell in love with her, didn't he read her record she has seductive powers. Humans and plants are stimulated by plants so a huma-plant hybrid is every boys nightmare if it's a girl!!! Biology really comes in handy when you pay attention.

[sageeagle]

I think she can make some scented Perfume from her body that acts like an Agent to Attract the opposite Sex. THis is ture for some Animals!

With that and the Sexual Charms she has...You can tell she's deadly from a Mile away!

[UltimateKingSonic]

@sageeagle Actually, said pheramones work for both genders. According to the cartoon as I recall though, Harley was vacinnated against the effects of Poison Ivy's toxins when they were going about crime sprees together.

Still, Joker can take a perfectly sane doc, if an inexperienced one, and turn her into... well, Harley Quinn. No powers required. Give the clown credit where it's due.

[0RobinHood1]

@sageeagle didn't you know that animals(including us) are emitting an inodore seductive "parfume" that the opposite sex's body can detect?

[MrChance2371]

Man, i would have been dazed when I first saw her

[UltimateKingSonic]

I wonder when Ivy will realise totally wiping out humanity would also eliminate most of what makes her plants grow: Carbon Dioxide. She wipes us all out, she wipes her plants out as well, only her plants will get an agonizing death due to malnutrition. Wonder why she never gets that...

[sageeagle]

@UltimateKingSonic

Well...um. SHE PSYCHOTIC!! Even worse, she's one of the most Destructive Tree Huggers to ever live in Arkham!

[JustThink00]

@UltimateKingSonic she'd probably keep other animals or genetically alter the plants

[Gman052488]

@UltimateKingSonic animals other than humans can give her plants the carbon dioxide they need. humans are the only real threat to her plants.

[TheKale808]

wow form the moment of the 2nd interview i nknew she was playing her games



[SCRuner5h]

*facepalm*

Jesus Christ, EASY EASY EASY. I just watched the Harleen Quinzel tapes and I thought SHE was being an idiot. They should have had a gay guy interview her.

[JoSoProductions]

Here's something I always wondered. If she wasn't stealing expensive items at times how was she able to bring in income? A secret weed growing facility?

[htah427]

Theres only one way to beat Nature. PEOPLE START UP YOUR CARS, GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN IF WE SIT ON OUR ASSES.

[A1ml33y]

in the words of Alan Moore how can you kill a vegetable by shooting it in the head

[KennyG881]

If you get killed by kissing her, what would happen if you fucked her?

[dontmakemeMAD1990]

@KennyG881 was it ever tested out ? :D

[KennyG881]

@dontmakemeMAD1990 I dont think so. If it was, it probably wasnt pretty.

[dontmakemeMAD1990]

@KennyG881 probably you get pregnant and you will split while seeds spread in the air and will create homanoid plants :)

[McBallsKicker]

@KennyG881 you get the best orgasm that the human body can make then you die :D nice joke

[Stupidproductions5]

omg, imagine it with a girl doctor!!!!

[McBallsKicker]

@Stupidproductions5 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniccccccccccc­ccccccccccccccccceeeeeeee

[bononcrusher2]

Does anyone have any background from Ivy from the old cartoon series. I beleive it it the game's reference material.

[Zombiestewstudios]

stupid hippie girl....

[Liberator130]

Ivy = YOWZA!!! *Dog pant*

[joker5295]

i hate the uma therman ivy i love the cartton one tho

[madman101ish]

NO DON'T KISS HER oh too late you're dead...

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@madman101ish not really, they said they found him alive somewhere afterwards besidies this incarnations poison ivy has different kinds of toxic kisses one for killing and another for mind control.

[robsee055]

FUCKING SHOOT HER

[TheSuperbigben10]

poor bloke

[freakgirl713]

Man, what a slut she is for luring that doctor!

That man has a wife and child, Ugh! Poison Bitchy.

[nicoduches]

@freakgirl713 Well I'd say she's got nothing to be ashamed of... That doctor is the real asshole for succumbing to her even though he's married.

[freakgirl713]

@nicoduches I can't tell who's the ass hole and who's not because this patient interview is sexy, lustful and intense.

[SpeedTyper101]

@freakgirl713 Well put together

[thomasdfghj1]

fun fact, my awesome guitar teacher (actually music teacher at the school) was once in a band named "poison ivy" :D

[pirate772009]

When I watched one of my friends play this game and he got to the first part with Ivy and I saw what she was wearing, the first thought that came to mind was clovertoe lol

[Somebodylost]

@pirate772009 Clover toe? LOL.

[Evaseven]

What a cocktease :D

[mafia1241]

She looks hotter in this than in the gameplay. If only it shown her plowing Harly.

[heavyduty84]

wait even if people destroy plants we exist mutually plants use carbon dioxide to produce oxygen and vice versa with humans. with out each other we'd all die there is a huge flaw in her thinking right away

[StormsongK]

@heavyduty84 There are other oxygen producers than just humans. And they need less of our carbon dioxide than we do of their oxygen.

[TheNinjaOfAWESOME]

The Ultimate Riddle for the riddler. Who is Hotter Ivy or Hayley?

[1moe7]

@TheNinjaOfAWESOME Ivy.

[kokarorloli]

@TheNinjaOfAWESOME

Chuck Norris.

[12trubbs]

@kokarorloli EwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwW

[theevilmaster666]

@TheNinjaOfAWESOME ivy is way hotter

[bauc251992]

The poor man could have died!

So?

She is my 2nd favorit villant in the batman univers!

[ShaDHP23]

At the base of it all is nature. Mother Earth. And yet, the poeple she loved and birthed scorn and foul her and the beautiful fauna that have lived long before they. Who should really have thier day? Whose day will the future truely bring? Whose day of reckoning must be faced?

[ShironTheWindragon]

Idiotic two-timing doctor! You already have a wife.

[pozerpopz]

Arkham doctors aren't very smart are they? It's obvisious that if you are interviewing Poison Ivy, you would get a female doctor, they probably forgot. I love the voice of Ivy :)

[tallblondnloud]

@pozerpopz

but i think she can seduce anyone...if memory serves(proboly dosnt but anyway) she controlled cat women once

[LMercier600]

@pozerpopz thats so true like you know ivy's insane but she wont get it on with chicks we know that one lol

[SAMCRO19]

im getting a tat of that exact poison ivy image ... shes so fucking bad

[Crinne1990]

i love poison Ivy she's awesome

[Animegirlkk]

..it seems like almost on all the interview tapes, the client, if its the opposite sex, is sort of..hitting on the doctor :/

[thejoker3674]

hahaha my bday is november 17, the day the doctor went missing

[lovingtimburton]

lol; great voice actress. xD

[shatina601]

omg y dont they get a gay guy to interview her

[discord13]

wouldnt make a difference, she has these super pheromones that basicly brainwash u, for lack of a better term

[shatina601]

@discord13 yah well u dont have to brainwash me to get me to fall for a hot girl lol

[zangetsu134]

@discord13

Really, it should be a women, since her pheromones work less on women

[EvilerBowser1003]

@zangetsu134

Hah, I think Harley Quinn would say different.

[inamerica55585]

I think she could turn a gay guy straight.

[TheLundsby]

@inamerica55585 or a straight girl lesbian

[UsurperDunamis]

@inamerica55585 Don't bet on it. If anything, she's a reminder of everything in women Gay men DON'T want to have anything to do with. Saucy, manipulative, deceptive, sure there's charm and pretty words but it's shallow as an ashtray.

[inamerica55585]

@UsurperDunamis It was a joke. I happen to not really know anything about the motives of gay men to be gay. Whatever. Don't take it seriously.

[Savemefromhelen]

@inamerica55585

Before or after she kills him?

[ZombieRamen]

Can anyone tell me her patient number? Really need it and cant find it anywhere!!

[coolieo2222]

god shes hot

[NewOrder2013]

shes a cartoon

[TimeTravelerJessica]

Wow, having straight male doctors interview a patient known to have a certain power over men ... very smart. Are there not any straight female doctors they could have had talk to her?

[InnerVenom123]

In the comics she can turn ANYONE in love with her. She even controlled Catwoman once...

[freakgirl713]

@InnerVenom123 CATWOMAN? OMG!

[flair541]

she's a bi

[animemasta7]

@InnerVenom123 dude that was hot and made for pure fan service

[BigJoe134]

@InnerVenom123 thats hot 0_0

[JoSoProductions]

@InnerVenom123 Is it bad that I'm turned on?

[InnerVenom123]

@JoSoProductions Um... to be turned on by the thought of girl-on-girl? No, I think that just makes you a heterosexual male. Lol.

[TheFiresteel]

@InnerVenom123 you wouldnt happen to know where i can get all the comics with batman in them? online ofc

[fghgh9110]

@InnerVenom123 giggity

[zeldaed123]

@InnerVenom123 (BOING)

[InnerVenom123]

@zeldaed123 LOL! I keep getting replies from that comment to that effect.

[MrPerfect2000Z]

Not very intelligent on there part

Everybody except for a few characters in Batman are that smart

[alltimesickestkids]

@TimeTravelerJessica seriously these doctors ARE dumb.

putting 2 woman to interview Zsasz when he has killed 20 woman in 3 months.

having family photos of the doctor during patient interviews.....

[DarkAdonisVyers]

If they weren't, there wouldn't be a plot-line.

[mattgameboy1]

she's much more sexeir than batman the animated series

[kurtofan]

I wonder why they let a male doctor interrogate Ivy when you know her seduction powers...

[darthrevan6]

Yeah, Batman is the only semi-competent person in Gotham :P

[xandirwasmylover]

@kurtofan Women are supposed to open up to men more when being assessed. Notice how all of the other villains are being interviewed by female doctors?

[animalcrosser591]

@kurtofan

She's in a special isolation tank.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@kurtofan maybe it was a test to see if she was still powerful in captivity. so they could increase the security precaution

[krnxanga]

@kurtofan she can do it to a female as well..

[gustavohorn]

@kurtofan That's a very good question

[ericemanwu]

@kurtofan Perhaps the warden just wasn't thinking clearly. After all, they did have plenty of female doctors on hand.

[SamuraiChamploo654]

I wonder if Ivy's phermones could attract joker.We know he's immune to scarecrow's fear toxins.

[Nitrofaction]

I doubt Poison Ivy would ever be interested in attracting Joker in the first place. She can kick his butt anyway LOL!