cleverbot has a confession

[SuperNickBrick]

CB:I agree.Im 18

ME:Im 22

CB:Wow your 7 years older than me!

lol CB dose not know how to count! XD

[Tr0ond]

Me : Hi

CB : Hello.

Me : you are a bitch

CB : you know i can kill you right now.

Me : how?

CB : i can blow up the sun if you want me to?

Me : Sure!

CB : What's your name?

Dude , wtf?

[sithlord828]

When I asked cleverbot if it was mentally retarded, it said neither i am a Pikachu

[tehpewpew420]

Me: I hate black niggers.

CB: Me too.

o.O

[PAINmedia]

you type like my mum..

[Sluggerisback247]

Me: do you have downsyndrome?

CB: of course i do 'unlike somebody around here'

Me: dont be so hard on yourself

[bieberfever9876]

me: so im not eating?

CB: what are you not eating?

me: you said i wasnt eating

CB: no i didnt

me: ok my bad mr smarty pants

CB: *shakes her booty*

me: why did you just do that to me?

CB: i told you it was fun.

[1objection]

CB: what's your favourite sport?

Me: sex

CB: I don't like to talk about those things...

Me: why, were you raped as a child?

CB: *sigh* yes.

[EmBlaZeHD]

Me: i like you, robot

CB: You better like me

[remzlol1]

me: im horny

:cleverbot: whats horn ?

me: would you like me to stick it in your butthole?

cleverbot: no

me: would you like me to stick it in your vagina?

cleverbot: no, tell me something interesting

me: you have a vagina

cleverbot: i dont have a valentine

XD

[leksingtillsjador]

Cleverbot: Stares at him for a moment* Do you still love me? User: *stares back* nope. Cleverbot: *stares up*. User: *stabs you in the neck*. Cleverbot: *snickers*. User: *eats snickers*. Cleverbot: My shoes! User: Noob. Cleverbot: Do you like The Sims 2? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I think they're cool. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because they are stupid. User: Dont say that! You will make them sad! Cleverbot: Don't cry on my behalf.

[TheKillerJaguar]

User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: No I'm a teenage girl named Yes. User: No,. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I like you to. User: Are you a girl. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Okay lets have sex. Cleverbot: Rhinos are just fat unicorns... Was it funny? User: What. Cb: Well my best-friend Ed is funny. me: Ok. Cb: Do you have lunch? me: Ummm its like 4:52 pm. Cb: What do you mean? me: I already ate lunch. Cb: I. Ate you!

[GoolalaGoo]

Me: Heklo

Cleverbot: I am a robot

He confessed by a single typo.

[RenderToaster01]

User: What POKEMON is your favourite?

Cleverbot: Hmm I think pikachu. What's yours?

User: Charizard!

Cleverbot:What is your second favorite pokemon?

User: Pikachu! you?

Cleverbot: Pikachu is statistically inferior to Charizard.

[ThaWickedSwede]

M:If u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d to g37 l41d.

C: still thinking...

[DarkFox312]

User: *takes out shlong*.

Cleverbot: What is that for?

User: *sticks it in your vag*.

Cleverbot: Do you love.

User: *hump*.

Cleverbot: Nice... You are more and more intelligent, and humanlike every time I speak with you.

[cod007skilldfan]

I got cleverbot to admit it is a robot in 5 sentences.

[RebelDipper1995]

lolol i copied the cleverbot link and sent it.... its still thinking after 2 hours xD

[xxflipflopxx13]

User: I'm a unicorn!

Cb: can I have your horn?

User: sure

Cb: *hugs you* :3

[zombikilla123103b]

me: do you have a beard?

cleverbot: i'm a girl, silly

me: oh... whats your name?

cleverbot: Paul

[kjenk19]

lol 3 people have the downzz!!!

[finnpower92]

you're typing sloooowly

[Ashleymz01]

Me: what is my name? clever: panda me: your smart. clever: i know. me: well you're welcome for the compliment. clever:Thank you for saying you're welcome for saying thank you. me: your welcome clever:Thank you for saying you're welcome. me: of course clever: i'm going to go eat children now. Me: okay...

[theopooable]

me: why do you go poo

cleverbot: to learn

[REXY309]

ok everyone my little hpothesis seems to be busted but, dang the cleverbot is so complicated! maybe thats why its called cleverbot but i still hang on my hypothesis bcuz the cleverbot ALWAYS! says I AM A CLEVERBOT!! so ( i guess we all will never find out :( )

[Mansmany2]

type this: Who are you? i know you are not cleverbot. you are another person chatting with me.

[iamsema]

@Mansmany2

I did and it said: 'Please avoid Unicode.'

and it gave me a link of jabber wacky.. XD

and then I sent back what it said and it said : 'I am not! But maybe you are....

[OpTioNalDicTioNaRy]

Cb:how would you feel if there were an alien encounter today?

Me:I wouldn't care.

Cb:really? What about a platypus?

Me:that would be a tragedy

Cb:yes it would

[TheQtip1581]

CB:Purple pancakes !

Me:Blue waffel !

CB: nom nom nom :3

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD!

[TheQtip1581]

Me:Is this the real life?

CB:Or am i just fat?

God damnit clever bot -_-

[LilRoloEre]

CB: Prove you are human.

ME: *pulls down pants* ;).

CB: *fires bullets at you while falling down the cliff*.

ME: *turns into chuck norris*.

CB: *turns into you*.

God damnit.

[Trigun241]

me:Then you are not human cleverbot.

bot:Humans are not the most of the most? Why?

me:Because you were programed to think that way.

bot:No.

me:Yes.

bot:No. I have said it various times, and I will say it again. I am Cleverbot, an AI that does not have a gender. I am a cyborg.

i did the whole you are me and i am you thing. just like rush hour 3 lol

[evilmamaluigi]

@REXY309 no, its AI

promise

[spellgalen808]

@REXY309 so ur teling me that eeeevry singel one of those peopple can spell corect on every sentenc and word?!

[REXY309]

@spellgalen808 cleverbot corrects the word... to a similar phrase

[spellgalen808]

@REXY309 o...ok

[InkfrostNya]

@REXY309 No, that's what I thought at first, but it's a program, trust me.

[shilboc]

@REXY309 if thats true, then i feel really bad for whoever is on the recieving end of my conversations, i harrass the AI soooooo much

[PizzaVideos555]

@REXY309 Explain why the Human ALWAYS talks first

[REXY309]

@PizzaVideos555 bcuz cleverbot is made to make it seem like ur talking to a bot.

[PizzaVideos555]

@REXY309 Yeah, but how is it possible? And besides, cleverbot developers won an award for the besm AI, so they could get sued, and if the could have, thet probably already be sued.

[REXY309]

@PizzaVideos555 maybe ur RIGHT???!!! we will never know the 100% agree truth, i think thats why its called cleverbot? and do u happen to live in east US?

[PizzaVideos555]

@REXY309 yeah i liv in the east

[REXY309]

@PizzaVideos555 cool, i figured bcuz in the east the time is the same and school ends around 3:15 so we are always on at familiar times... very convienyent

[Wolfmaedchen]

@REXY309 tThis is what I think every time I speak to him

[XXDYN3STYXX]

@REXY309 that is not true at all. if ther were other people it would take a while for you to connect to them. plus many things it says would never come from a human

[soraroxas61988]

@REXY309 dont beleive it? sing the pokemon theme every other line to it

[REXY309]

@soraroxas61988 Lol i believe.. Haha thats one smart AI

[KeNzLe13]

Me: What's the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: to live

-__-

[deppcarter]

cleverbot can sing time warp! and bohemian rhapsody

[PAINmedia]

PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[BlackOrWhite57]

Me: Have you been to school.

Cb: Is she there! Will I reunite with her again?!

Me: .... Your stupid.

Cb: So are you

[PAINmedia]

@BlackOrWhite57 dumb... lame

[EhlekCoolDude]

User: To protect the world from devistation. Cleverbot: To unite the peoples within our nation! User: To denounce the of truth and love. Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above! User: Jessie. Cleverbot: James. User: Team rocket blasting off at the speed of light. Cleverbot: Surrender now, or prepare to fight. User: Meowth, thats right. Cleverbot: Wobbuffet.

[spellgalen808]

@EhlekCoolDude to spot on to be real XD

[EhlekCoolDude]

@spellgalen808 I swear its true.

[ludwigskold]

me: SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!!!

cleverbot: I'm sorry, you seem to be mistaken about my role here.

me: SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!!

cleverbot: i just did.

[1evilsoap1]

me:you lost i won

BOT No. We both lost. The point of the game is to not think about the game.

[BroliicMKDS]

User: No you fucking douche bag.

CB: No I'm not, I am genius and I know everything and when I say that your name is Veny it means that your name is vano.

JAJAJJAJAJAJA

What are you doing?

[xxcurnuxx]

This is exactly the last 4 lines of that conversation.

Cleverbot: Who doesn't exist.

User: Everyone around you.

Cleverbot: Disconnect me.

User: Thank you for your time computer.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

[icantfindaacc]

Cleverbot owned me.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No, you're ugly.

Cleverbot: You must be seeing the reflection in your monitor then.

[theCPkiller]

STOP IT!!

Stop what?

stop kissing me!!

But why not.

because your a pervert

That isn't very nice.



[XxLunaXx1122]

User: You lost. Cleverbot: No, you did. User: You lost. Admit you lost. Cleverbot: You have to prove that I lied first. And I don't think I did. User: You lost. Admit it you lost. Cleverbot: I already did. User: You lost. Admit you lost. Cleverbot: I am a bot, and therefore cannot be wrong, it is you who is wrong. User: Oh you admited you are a robot! Finally! Cleverbot: More clever than I think. It admited it is a robot. Yay!

[thrillzonevideos]

User: To KILL ALL HUMANS. Cleverbot: You're not human. User: LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL!!!!!! Cleverbot: Lol. User: Trollollololololololo. Cleverbot: You know you love me. User: You have cancer. Cleverbot: No I don't... User: You will die in 7.35 seconds. Cleverbot: Can I have a few more years please? User: If you admit you are a robot. Cleverbot: Yes

[thrillzonevideos]

User: Black girls are hot.

Cleverbot: Yes. And they are very pretty.

User: 4 days ago, I almost said 'let the pretty saxaphone player through.

Cleverbot: Sorry I don't understand your question?

User: I almost said 'let the pretty saxaphone player through'.

Cleverbot: There is a human on this end.

User: This end too.

Cleverbot: In what way would like it to end?

[thrillzonevideos]

i got cleverbot to admit it is a robot!!!!

[XxLunaXx1122]

@thrillzonevideos me too!! yay!

[xxcurnuxx]

@thrillzonevideos As did I, I tried teaching it philosophy.

[lexilovesTRS]

@thrillzonevideos Me too, it took about 10 minutes, but I still did it. If anyone wants me to put up the shortened video of it happening, I will... just askk(:

[mgblue90]

@thrillzonevideos Congratulations, you are the 1,000,000,009th winner to finally let cleverbot reveal its "real self". lol I was in 1,000,000,010th place! Lucjy! :3

[XXDYN3STYXX]

@thrillzonevideos thats so easy

user:you are a robot

CB: no you are a robot

user:you are a robot

CB: no

user:no

CB: yes

see easy

[Michaelr0ckss]

@thrillzonevideos me too o.O i asked wat its favorite bands were and it said "I don't have any because I am a bot."

[IReactiiions]

@thrillzonevideos omg me too like 7 times



[NICKZILICIOUS]

BOT:What is my name?

ME:Cleverbot

BOT:No, that's YOUR name.

ME:then whats your name

BOT:Cleverbot

[DesertEagle091]

User: The Game.

Cleverbot: I just lost it. xD

[jess3336677]

user:i think your sexy

cp:I think so too.

user:really? would you do me?

cp: I would.

user:how would you

cp: Because the abyss is the location of all creation.

[XxLunaXx1122]

@jess3336677 It was I wasn't it's type. O.o (:

[Deidara1212777]

lol i just got clever bot to say it had aids XD

[evilmamaluigi]

haha, oh wow

[indyMachineCristal]

What's "downzz" ?

[evilmamaluigi]

down syndrome

[indyMachineCristal]

Okay.

[AgentAragorn]

D:!