Ashida Kim's levitating technique

[blackeroni]

At least you have the strength to lift your knees off the floor

[flagface4]

@TheGooberment. I think that was sarcasim. You dumb shitcock!

[flagface4]

Your a Grand Master compared to AshidaKim(Radford W. Davis! Good job!

[wolfq]

no levitation here just leaning back on the sofa and raising your legs!!

[coachsudan]

Nice full Lotus though! Everythin else good satire.

[crusty21]

You forgot to swallow the 50 helium balloons he specified in the small print.

[TenteixSaigo]

I love the satire.

[ednerpizarro]

cara, tu é retardado!

[darkshade420]

ashida kim is a fake dont belive him

[SAMadjarof]

Virgen!



[theGoonAMart]

Your ass is still on the floor dumb shit

[GojuBob]

Unbelievable!

[ErrorCode766]

lol my nephew 7 yr old knows how doin this... btw why ur ass didnt fly too?

[bigtemarifan]

Beast mode.

[CreepX]

you do know ashida kim is a fraud right?

[CapnJay214Supra]

Your head is up your ass (which is on the floor).

[MrTJlayton]

stop wasting my time you fanny rash

[CreepX]

you are about as good as he is...

[jamesinct]

lmao , maybe you should teach greg park this ninja magic

[fistway1]

any one who follows ashida kim is an uneducated fool , his style resembles karate not ninjitsu and he is only a second dan , not a master, he is fraud , a complete idiot , a loser, a 1970s bruce lee buff left over and he stole the name black dragon fighting society from john keehan , ashida will sell you a sokeship and black belt certificate from his ninja mill website for 50. bucks truly a wannabe commando something was or has been missing in his life , love? money? attention? or real sucess

[fistway1]

Five two line poems about Ashida Kim: 1. The erotic adventures of Ashida Kim Are rarely erotic and frequenly grim. 2. Is that a pebble? It's Ashida Kim! Now prepare to lose a limb. 3. Unexpected in a Florida gym: A skinny ninja, Ashida Kim. 4. Such strength! Such vigor! Such remarkable vim! I do not speak of Ashida Kim. 5. Ashida Kim. Ashida Kim. He'll kill you if you dare mock him

[SecillianOEspanol]

come sit on my lap...I'll levitate you for real...

[MrOphachew]

Ashida Kim a.k.a Sum Dum Goy. check out Tenshin Shoden Katori Shinto-ryu.

[unionofonion]

Gee, that's funny.

Why arent you showing a full-on side view?

I challenged your precious *master* and he better accept it if he doesn't want to be completely dishonored.

You tell that old man exactly what I told you here in case he decides to think that he's too good to not read my messege.

Honor is for those that deserve and earn it, not for frauds.

[milkyARB]

Definitely far more convincing than Ashida Kim.

[bdkelevra]

hahaha, i hate ashida kim already. i've seen him supposedly fight, but it looked staged. i'd love to see him take on grandmaster hatsumi. we'd see who the ninja is then, lol.

[gadet101]

You just leaned back on your ASS! AHHAA!

COP-OUT

[magget16]

id honestly say your levitation is more convincing.

[unionofonion]

@magget16 What the fuck is wrong with you?

He didn't do a side view, if this were real, he would've done it from more than just one angle.

It's a damn optical illusion and a poor one at that.

His body even leans back for christs sake.

[Stagg737]

@unionofonion

you're an idiot. yes, he is leaning back on his ass. the whole video was a joke. read the description. anyone who takes this seriously would not refer their skills as 'ninjer majic'.

On the other hand well done aberchugger, you truly are Ashida's number one student.

[jamoakley73]

Ok, you have been awarded the title of STUPID VIRGIN NERD OF THE CENTURY !

[farstar7]

get off your ass and float lol

[mystictouch9]

people who actually teach levitation or invisibility.....do a little search on shamanism or other arts, they all rely HEAVILY on the power of imagination. The questions is also, IS HIS FIGHTING techniques in his book effective? Is it effective as an art also?

[jeratoll]

@mystictouch9 lol,

Is Ashida Kim's fighting technique effective?

Yes. As long as you are LARPing and not in an actual fight.

Just google "Ashida Kim fraud" "Ashida Kim Bullshido" or the term "McDojo"

[nrgman676]

give up smoking the bad crack

[GeminiSummoner]

fake & gay.

[plaidwar]

Very funny! I hope it really is supposed to be a joke ....otherwise that kid is in serious trouble.

[Insurrection0221]

This kids retarded, And must stop posting such idiocies. 

[TenchiBushi]

jedi's would pick up rocks and place them one on top of the other.

[Clown7916]

41 seconds of my life - gone forever. I'm gonna go back to studying science now.

[Bullyfootlemon]

great piss take on a funny bloke that thinks he's a ninja and teaching and making money from teaching crap as far as I can see but he's funny in his seriousness about it

[mystictouch9]

@ironfist85 First off, have any of you ever thought of what it really means to be a Has it ever occurred to you that Ashida Kim could be using a VERY EFFECTIVE method of "HIDING in PLAIN SIGHT" ? He could be making himself look foolish to you "judge rs" simply to weed out the shallow observers from the perceptive observers. Seems an effective way to make his ninjitsu public yet secret. A filtering method 

[mystictouch9]

@ironfist85 First off, have any of you ever thought of what it really means to be a ninja? Everyone with basic understanding knows STEALTH and SECRECY is a major counterpart. Has it ever occurred to you that Ashida Kim could be using a VERY EFFECTIVE method of "HIDING in PLAIN SIGHT" ? He could be making himself look foolish to you "judge rs" simply to weed out the shallow observers from the perceptive observers. Seems an effective way to make his ninjitsu public yet secret. A filtering method

[dodobear5]

@mystictouch9 LOL, do u sell his books, u must have money on the line to defend him!

[mystictouch9]

@dodobear5 How was I defending him? i was simply stating a possibility. And if that possibility is true, it is sure as hell effective.........He has made it in a way in which his knowledge is readily available, and yet at the same time unavailable. It is available for those who believe in it, and made "PERSONALLY" unavailable for those who think it is bull shit. In short, it is not about how he looks or who he is, but is his techniques effective? His levitation technique is actually simlar to...

[KitheCelebi]

GAY! YOU COULD'T BEAT ME EVEN IS U HAD A KNIFE! YOU DON'T KNOW MARTIAL ARTS!

[kouxiongpeterhawj]

u guys wanna know how to do this? tutorial? ok right here in this comment. you criss cross your legs, and then you lift your legs up and keep your butt on the floor. see, im not a real ninja, yet i know so well

[snoopdoggXL]

2 more thing stupid ass levitating is an airab thing and secont its not pronounced asheedee kiiim its ashida kim

[datiwas]

all i will say about Ashida Kim productions is this.

To anyone who is on the fence about his authenticity, you are the reason WWF had to change its title to WWE because you just dont get comedy when someone in the act is claiming its real.

[snoopdoggXL]

plz dont make fun of what he does i just met him today in my shoulin class and you people are making him look bad as i said B4 please stop and if you plz remove the video its a discrace to ninjas every were on top of that you look like an idiot leening on the back of your ass -_-"

[datiwas]

@snoopdoggXL its an appropriate response to a highly inappropriate self proclaimed master.

[snoopdoggXL]

@datiwas listen i'll talk in lame mans term so you can understand me you simpleten you are a dumb ass that does not have a life so you deside to piss people of by making this usless anoying negative 5 star trash !!! -_-" but B4 you RE next time make a video that people are not going to call you names over hopfuly you'l get my point and use your brain and dont even make a video as GOD AWFUL as THIS ! EVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!! got it dumb ass ???

[chancemusky]

way to make kim look bad...

[TheGooberment]

your ass is on the floor

[Lucanking]

@TheGooberment No it's nor he's levitating. Don't be so disrespectful.

[discolas]

@TheGooberment genius

[itsjustaswede]

@TheGooberment That's the point. Satire.

[420clint1]

wow ashida kim is badass but this dudes a fag

[ipdy]

fake and gay

[ameriskin74]

Hahaha this was actually MORE convincing than anything I've seen Ashida Kim do! That guy's a tool. He's like watching MAD tv...

[7daysfool]

I'm sure Ashida Kim knows what he is talking about and has researched ninjitsu but he just lacks the abilities to teach and perform.

[BuddhaZenMind]

Ninjutsu just sounds good and is a fools paradise

[Kazuia20]

i want to fight ashida kim and all his retarded student but that`s like picking on an amputee

[BrokenTengu99]

@Kazuia20 ,

Dunno...Some pretty bad-ass amputees in the MA's today. Nope, not a joke.

[talamasca1113]

you'resitting on your arse!

[bman462]

teach me plox

[bobdavidwright]

Ninjer majic? whats that.....??? I want to learn it also.

[nigassma]

I love how there are people posting comments who think you're being serious. He's making fun of that joke Ashida Kim from the 80s.

[achellis300]

wtf tht was messed up

[ricado07]

Hässliger pissa, er denkt wir sind dumm.

Bastard,do you think we are stupid

[LardInATubeSock]

LOL @ this! Go back to your Star Wars doll collecting you fracking deluded sheep wanker. LOL @ that being levitating!

[TheZotorious]

moron...

[jerrwolf]

Wow that was amazing, you can lean back and pick your legs up off the ground. I dont think that is levitation.

[THICKGURLUVA]

Really.....REALLY?!?!?!?  EPIC FAIL....SMH

[180Patrick360]

You're not levitating. You're sitting on your rear and just raising your legs off the ground by leaning back. There is no such thing as "ninja magic."

[MrBenbrochill]

@180Patrick360 COOL THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT CAPTION OBVIOUS.. fucking so many dumb cunts commenting on this.

[180Patrick360]

@MrBenbrochill - LOL! YOU'RE WELCOME!

[crumpyss]

Ashida Kim is a fraud

[jowgafighter777]

hahahahahahahaha that priceless. Dante was the shyt but Ashida Kim was just lacking. Im glad that even a child can get a laugh his books because the stuff in the is garbage.

[meeshi55]

your just lifting your legs

[BrooksyDaGamer]

OMFG you learned how to lean back! let me guess theres a pole up ur ass so when u lean back u have perfect balance!

[RevJoshua]

LOL!

[yeahimjoey]

Wow this is so amazing! I had no idea people could acually levitate! ....lol

[kingofshadowsz99]

im goinq on wow this is 41 seconds of my life gone anyone wanna join a lvl 13 night elf druid hmu!!!

[rudster2008]

U are a JOKE

[roboGansta]

this guy is an idiot. grwo a barin moran. LOL (.) (.)

[roboGansta]

nice leanin back did ur mommy teach u that mr. # 1 student

[komobro07]

Nice simple illusion. I like it.

[mehmet4852]

i tought that u were gonna fart ur way up, but that was it all -.-', just leaning back...

RWJ: 'FAKE AND GAY!!"

[ERoseyxP92]

@mehmet4852: Lmaoo Ray William Johnson is fucking hilarious XD

[jerkfck]

your sensei is a boy lover...

[adryanv]

NINJA MAGIC

[Skillzshake]

You sir, deserve a cookie

[biporio]

If people knew who Ashida Kim, it would have 5/5.

[Iceberqe]

true that

[toemasie]

That was some straight up Criss Angel shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mdmsatan]

rock ass

[Fernt]

this is the best thing i've ever seen

[DammitJJ]

wow must be hard to lean back!!

[TheOversat]

rock star...

[BuddhaZenMind]

Must try that...

[SoulLikeWater]

Simply brilliant : )

[berniedo]

Yah ok, if you would like to see me levitate, just get your telescope out and look at the moon tonight.

[netpolice151]

only your legs are going up....your balls are too heavy LOL

[InterceptingDragon]

hahahaha :DDDDD

[H2H907]

HAHAHA! Awesome!

This explains why that ninja sleeping powder that I made from a recipe in one of his books when I was a teenager never worked ;-)

[bobble12221]

If this is satire, it's excellent, if not, you're stupid!

hehe

[mhell9]

WOW! sorry kid, seems I didn't pay attention well enuff. The sarcasm totally escaped me there...but in my defence, that video does look ALOT like videos associated with the guy. Guess you did your job too good ;)

Wasn't until I noticed the other video and the fact you call it "ninjer majic" in both that I realised my mistake.

But on the bright side...wow 150 comments on a joke! Think you struck a nerve there!

You should write a book or sale some videos...worked for ol' radford.

[mhell9]

about what to expect from anything associated with ashida kim. Sorry, its the truth (for you little "I WUV ASHIDA KIM!" delusional guys that bought the books). I've had thedispleasure of speaking with kim(not his real name) myself. The guy gets laughed out of any MA function that isn't hosted BY HIMSELF or affiliated with him...its no wonder why he sticks to his own kind, nowadays(people that believe his bs). I'd have more respect for the guy if he wasn't such a weirdo. Sorry, my opinion.

[Ninpokokoro83]

Lol it's funny you people argue about something you have no clue of! Ashida Kim is a complete retard with a ski mask. It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob

[RobotPoliceman]

PATCHES O'HOOLIHAN!

but i do see your point

[nazscreamous]

it's called lean back on your ass.

[MrBareKnuckles]

WTF. he is jus leaning on something behind him, dumb ass

[tompigford]

naruto+bordem+to much time+digital camera=this video

[KoreanKidSteve]

how the hell are you gunna combine a korean name and a japanese name? and this guy's white!.

[RisingGaijin]

your still on your ass

[Bones98]

Man, I wish I had the $35,000 to fight Ashida Kim. I think it will be a great opportunity for him to prove himself against a person with VERY little martial arts training.

[computron808]

He turned down a few people..I`ve heard ...It`s funny what he does is kenpo in a ski mask...Not nin jutsu..Not even close..Look at the bujinkan..What Hatsumi teaches is real..And what Mr.Kim teaches does not even look close to real nin-jutsu..He`s got all of these people fooled..I feel bad 4 the students who buy into his bullshit..I saw a interview with him.And got the question asked 2 him twice.Who were his teachers..And he dodged n went around the question..Cause he has a big story2 fabricate.

[ninjascroll6789]

no hatsumi is a fake also

[BrokenTengu99]

umm...no he's not, Ninjascroll6789.

[ninjascroll6789]

yes he is

[BrokenTengu99]

What's your proof of that ????????

[ninjascroll6789]

where is his proof that he is legitimate? when someone makes claims like he does it's up to them to have the proof. If there is proof that he is legit then please send me a link

[BrokenTengu99]

I think that time and time again, he's already proven this. His training under Takamatsu-Soke, and HIS training under Toda-soke, Ishitani-Soke, and god knows how many others, down a (very) long list of generations of Toda and other Soke. I tend to believe what I see for myself, rather than anything someone has to say who has no knowledge of this. If fyou really want the truth, DIG ! Don't be lazy.

[KoreanKidSteve]

u have to pay to fight him?

[Bones98]

yep, he's asking $10,000 and another $25,000 to set up the event.

[KoreanKidSteve]

dude thats fucking bullshit. He's not that good anyways. who the fuck does he think he is?

[Bones98]

Exactly. But I would love to come up with that money just to kick his fucking ass.

[KoreanKidSteve]

haha yeah. same here. It's BS he does "ninjutsu with a fucking ski mask. i bet i could kick his ass too. Im a brown belt =]

[BYFstudios]

lol thats just funny

[mytaijutsu1]

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[ninpo4life]

I certainly hope this was a joke. It looks like it, but you never know these days...

[Scalpelslippage]

if I ever meet ashida kim, I'll kill him

[chimab]

won't be hard as he's a fake.

[adonisrottweiler]

@Scalpelslippage ha ha ha, yeah do it and ill say we were together somwhere else so u wont go in jail#!

[Sinth0ras]

@Scalpelslippage thanks bro

[joninyt]

Ashida kim probably did teach him this...hes a

charlatan... i mean come on...the guy is 4 foot 5

and wheighs 45 kg...and he smokes...!!! i was on

a camp with him and he smoked more than train.

a think anybody could stuff this guy up...hell i would have a go at him!!! fraudster....

[dojocho2002]

good grief... this has to be a joke.. right?

[shadowolverine]

that was marvellous, kid. well done. now, proceed to the finger test where you let a rat trap go off on your fingers. I am looking forward to seeing your next video on this!

[feliximus]

HAHAHAGHHAHAHAHAHAHHAhakjajahj­ahajhaqjahja Que payaso !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mantagrae]

i never seen so many dumb asses in my life......you guys DO realize he's making fun of bullshida kim, right?

[megaman349]

is this a joke

[AmericanMonk247]

Hahaha, awesome dude. For those of you who haven't seen it, this is exactly what Ashida Kim did for his video demonstration. I thought it was a joke until I visited his website.

[eatyourgreensplease]

this is shit!

[MrHairyNutz]

i remember when i was a kid i bought a Ashitty Kim book cuz i wanted to know about ninja techniques and man this guy is a complete fraud i cant believe it & just look at his website the guy is a looney that lives with his parents and he is like in his 50's!

Besides being ripped off the PoPstation this is the baddest i ever been ripped off.

[goodresistor]

It's obvious that this guy is rolling back on his rear end so he can raise his legs (and legs only!) off the floor. This takes some dexterity, but is not levitation.

[jimsburningstick]

blackneos940 with all due respect its got nothing to due with satisfaction , its more about authenticity, if you or mr. kim had any real lineage or if you would stop the cheap yoga stuff and the playing with lazer swords , come on man , how can that stuff be taken seriously by anybody, perhaps not explain but putting this kind of stuff on will definetly subject you to those kind of comments and criticisms, how can anyone take that seriously man? come on its a fraud , you know it too right : )

[blackneos940]

You again?... Well, I must say, I'm impressed that you managed to leave me a message without insulting me so much. If you doubt me or Ashida Kim, then I guess I'll tell you.... Of COURSE that's not his real name. Ashida means large foot. People in his karate class called him "Big Foot" because he loved to kick in his karate class. Kim is either his ansestry, or he claimed to know those with the name "Kim". "Laser Swords"? Honestly, I thought you more sensible than that to yet again insult me.

[Ryushido]

What crap, Ashida Kims real name is leonard Radford Davis, I had the misfortune of meeting the little weirdo while we stayed together in Brisbane he was a total fraud, I was a Ju Jitsu nidan at the time and walked all over him on the mat, that night he snuck out of the house in the middle of the night later stating it was the way of the ninja to leave like that. He then sent me a black dragon godan certificate which I proudly displayed in the bin. I prefer to earn my belts.

Ryushido

[DippShits]

I never understood why "Ashida Kim" used a Japanes name 'Ashida' crossed with a Korean name 'Kim'.

Yes, I know he is an occidental but why not a fake name of one nation instead of a mix-up of two?

If you are going to be a phoney you might want to make a decent (FAKE) impression!

[KoreanKidSteve]

lol i was wondering tht too cuz i was lik ashida isnt a korean name

[thomas007]

omg this is so amazing. please teach me how u kept ur ass on the floor like that

[mitchx69]

Ashida Kim looks like a Ninja Version of Bill Gates with those glasses

[KuroShin]

ashida kim should be sentenced to life in an insane asylum.

[metsubishitechnique]

People, it concerns me that you can't spot sarcasm when you see or hear it. This lad is quite rightly taking the piss out of Ashida Kim. Tone down the violent comments and chill. This Ashida Kim bloke is to Ninjutsu what Bruce Lee was to interior decorating.

[jimsburningstick]

does he even know his ass is still on the ground? lol, some body fuck this guy up or something , him and ashida kim need a good dose of reality, its funny how these idiots would never show thier faces at a real bujinkan dojo , go to a bad nieghborhood and test your shit out over there ninjer magician, lol

[blackneos940]

we ninja NEVER need to explain ourselves to people like you, who will NEVER be satisfied. enough said

[Riskbrayker]

Aye..

[Bones98]

Lol. Ninjas never tell others that they're ninjas. Even if they refer to themselves in third person.

[McGrapplestein]

F*ck ashida kim! he is brimming with bullshido! The sad part is, at least this video shows a kid as an "ASS-SHITA KIM follower," though most of the tme, his followers are 30 year old men who live at home ans debate the best poison to use on thier blowdarts. Seriously! what a fraud.

[airwolf511]

Ashida Kim, I ve never seen anything like it, its bullshit all the way, just check his comments on youtube, all fantastic, but you can't add comment, smells a bit like fraud.

And for the techniques,clumsy , how can he have followers.... I dont get it

[1035573]

In order to levitate, don' t you think you have to get your ass of the ground too, not just your legs?

at least that' s what the word levitation means.

[tokyoronin]

Tell that to Ashida (Radford Davis)

[Hitmanx29]

puuuuure shit!

[kungfufreddy]

tis a parody!

[Abbster07]

lmfao! i loved it xD

[ShaolinSoldier]

Ashida Kim is a fucking turd if I ever see him I'm going to beat the living shit out of him.

[tokyoronin]

Hey Ashida Kim! This kid can do the exact same thing as you so he must be a real Ninjer!

[kdkinen]

hahaaaha nice dude