Halo: Reach - Fails of the Weak Volume 35 (It's Halo-larious!)

[zombieluvah]

i think i saw myself in the back ground of some of these vids... i play a lot of games

[DETH19952]

just imagine what all of these people game mates think when they see these things happening...i mean come on, you don't just ignore two bodies flying away together...you stop and go WTF?!

[1randomdude4]

4:10 A wild WRAITH has appeared. You choose to BATTLE. Wild WRAITH uses PLASMA MORTAR. You use DODGE. It is SUPER EFFECTIVE.

[firestar9911]

1:48 KARMA CHARGER IZ IN HALO!!!

[64brotherhood]

those two blues pulled some assassin's creed shit

[MrAgent9400]

i know how the person died in the first fail. He hit the golfball and it hit the camera and came back and killed him

[loninfinity2]

4:10 I HAVE RECEIVED A MESSAGE AND I AM REQUIRED TO RETURN TO MY HOME PLANET. NOW I MUST GO.

[landonw45]

He said thaats funny.... But thee only vid he doesnt laugh!!! Haha fail

[TheViewer540]

4:10 We have liftoff.

4:15 Second Stage Ignition confirmed.

4:25 Successful Landing

[TheViewer540]

That needle rifle on the ground cause wraiths to fly off of cliffs.

[zombielandtanner]

guys they did not get launched i was mad cause myx-box sucks azz so that blue guy u saw was me i shot the other blue my name is umadbro75 send meh a message sayin im a azz

[HeavenhoundVII]

somebody sucks at golf

[u452u]

halo-Larious... :$

[warhawk9566]

War is Hell-arious

[TireIronJoe]

I was one of the blue in the warthog

[Stonegolem42]

It blows up purple because of ancient aliens.

No, rly.

[alexanderdwright]

the wraith on the last clip landed were it spawns :D

[CaboosesBeSTFriEND27]

1:26 that's what she said

[amosallami01]

At 3:40 or so, what I think happened is that they pummeled each other at the same time.

[DrQuagmire1]

You know you're a fan of "Halo Reach" when you catch your girlfriend/wife cheating, and you say aloud in a deep-raspy voice "BETRAYAL"!!!!

[CABOOSSS]

72 people got betrayled.

[DrQuagmire1]

@CABOOSSS make that 73

[nintendo009cyborg]

ive been having so much fun with this videos xD,

[DaKidIndian]

i'm pretty sure the guy who came up with "laughter is the best medicine" had only heard geoff's laugh

[MrMoustacheNinja]

Love the one at 2:00

[MrMegaUber]

The irony of someones sarcastic top comment getting overshadowed by someone else doing exactly what they were told to do in the sarcastic comment.

[KingMaysa]

@MrMegaUber

YES.

[meninagorda]

In the second clip the guy jumped out and was hit by the scorpion the same second

Great show chaps

[wolfmanavalos]

4:15 One day Alice, TO THA MOON

[Natsu3185]

in soviet Russia golf balls hit you

[Redemption2022]

i give that wraith a 10 on landing

[JEYMAC101]

that red guy on the turret was me

[finigan1000]

at 0:36 the reason why the tank blew up is because he jumped out and hit the tank and blew it up THUMBS UP SO THEY CAN SEE!!!!

[tomahawkman555]

Its a shooting star!

[hotdudelet]

the ghost hit the scorpion's barrel, and exploded

[ot99100]

best

[Flameheadghog]

random stuff is going ON HELP ME (>**)>

[TalosParoxi]

2:46 he's totally reaching up for a ledge

[bmj579]

How could you not see that guy in the doorway????

[bocaj3701]

On thirty four a man got killed by GOD

[Stoptapingme]

0:32 The plane went through the gun part of the tank, that's why it expoded.

[acenes18]

Crf2 BAM!

[RCCola339]

I used to play Halo.

[callofdookie854]

@masterchief3816 it was already blown up when it hit the ground

[Jagandz12]

dont you hate it when the top comments are the same

[MrRobert11112]

my username Robertm2011

[MrRobert11112]

do you have a xbox360 i do i love your volume

[buddybee896]

3:43 that is the glitchiest area on countdown

[XxSpAmzxX]

back in ma days our tanks dont through fits and fly away on us

[masterchief3816]

How is that possible that the wraith didn't explode once it touched the ground

[XcroNz]

@Crackatopia If your just figuring tht out you are very very lte lmfao

[Crackatopia]

am i the only who saw that it says "weak" in the beginning instead of week

[drmorganstein]

@Crackatopia It says that every "weak".

[czghofi]

There was a camera in front of him

[czghofi]

I know what happened in the first fail

[leopogecko]

CANT....STOP......WATCHING

[ScaryMonstahh]

Haha, I must return to my planet!

[HumblePlatypus1]

@2461awesomedude fag

[GamersToPone]

@HumblePlatypus1 for what expressing his opinion

[HumblePlatypus1]

@GamersToPone there is no opinion because there isn't a sound when you like a comment he is just trying to get thumbs up

[Dragonm2200]

@2461awesomedude What sound? I liked your comment and heard nothing.

[DaKidIndian]

4:10 let's hope that wraith had air sickness bags

[fixinghitman93]

Wraith is blasting of again!!!!! LOL

[vbnfjkupo]

2:50 = BUTT SHOT :D

[Tribuscuz]

That guy in the wraith must have been late for something coz he was just GONE!!

[name12ify]

Liked

[randomguyluke]

0:28 ghost beats tank (reference to a line from previous halo game)

[AlexGarcia35channel]

Team rocket.

[IceCreamCakeSauce]

@CosmicSawtooth Your forgot Hitlers gas bill... YOU NOOB FAIL AT POSTING YOUTUBE COMMENTS

[CosmicSawtooth]

@IceCreamCakeSauce what the hell are you talking about?

[drifttech234]

@KingMaysa oy didnt you see the sign in the top comment? insert that joke there!

[Bismarckisawesome]

@KingMaysa HETALIA REFERENCE. Ha you made my day when you said that XP

[mesner5]

@KingMaysa Chuck Norris understands all, because he IS all

[FMASkyler]

@mesner5 Chuck norris ain't got nothing on saxton hale

[masterchief2933]

@KingMaysa that last quote disgusts me

[KingMaysa]

@masterchief2933

Thank you.

[DoubleAssClown]

@KingMaysa hetalia joke? flagged.

[KingMaysa]

@DoubleAssClown

<:(

[JulianimeIsAmazing]

@CosmicSawtooth

The ultimate top comment:

One that doesn't make everybody on YouTube want to punch you in the face for being a comment whore.

[CosmicSawtooth]

@JulianimeIsAmazing guess what. i did not ask for a single fucking thumb. i said what everyone thinks to be a top comment, no matter how funny it actually is. chill out, and laugh a little.

[XxMitch90210xX]

3:18 Assassin's Creed????? :O

[MrFilipino100]

damn donut sausage egg n cheese thing...

[epickingfinity]

a ten? i give it 647!

[epicaisangamer123]

The alian vehicals blow up purple because they farted purple :)

[mastercheif889]

like this comment if yu liked this video

[spankthezebra]

@mastercheif889 I liked the vid... but I dont like your commment.

[SavageManEntertain]

CrF25orman56 got killed by the golf ball cuz it hit the camra

[FreakyJake85]

LMAO i used to play reach =\ then i took a wraith to the knee

[tonyb3976]

Excellent job guys you guys the best i liked and subscribed

[tonyb3976]

Good job guys like always YOU da best .

[tonyb3976]

sup good job guys again i liked and subscribed.

[SuperMISTERmister123]

HE ALWAYS GOES WWWWHATS UP GUYS

[SAPxxxPRODUCTIONS]

3:38 happened to me yesterday :)

[nick99alli88]

the golf ball hit the loadout camera in the first clip

[corbinbleu77]

3:50 BODY SLAM

[killermaster131]

on the third one a guy reesonds and that is probably y it fliped

[covu08]

who else is going to watch a fails marathon over the break?

[Yovillespoliers]

Up, Up,Up and Away. LOL

[MrAwesomehalo]

awesome

[MrObviousJester]

ZUGG ZUGG!!!!

[CTOplayer]

9.6

[VHWildwolf]

@neverbefree1000 you suk they made rvb u really think theyll do dat

[TheVotefortaco]

lol!the last one was SOOO funny

[donoskie]

stupid comercials after comercials

[emberman240]

in the first one if you look really close you can see someone is invisible

[spartans262013]

Why they not say anything about wraith shot appearing out of no where?

[superiorLifeForm]

Shut up douche below me.

[neverbefree1000]

CAN YOU PICK DIFFRENT COLORS CUZZ RED AND BLUE ARE GETTING BORING!

[munkeyburger62]

The last clip the wraith's shots were going through the ground!! Could xplain why it was launched?

[gamergirl858]

does anyone notice the link for 'china is running out of Vagina'?

[starwar93]

i think tht on the second 1 the blue guy spassed out when he was in the tank and fired as soon as he saw the red guy on the ghost,but when he fired the red guy blew up the missile before it left the chamber with some glitch,so they both got blown by a missile,thts what i think happened

[sh0tgun950]

On the 1st clip, that white camera image just to the left of the golf ball is actually a pysical object, so the golf ball bounce off the image and at the player. Learned that the hard way messing around in Forge

[GrayAim]

0:33 KAMIKAZEEE!

[megaman1235007]

1:10 the wraith hit that needle rifle

[jordantyler90]

its spelled derp

[Theaqwcommentary]

thumbs up if u hate ads!

[reidmodenak]

that last clip would have been even better if the wraith drove away after it landed.

[Dyl4nTh3Pwner]

Thank Bungie for all this vids

[TheCreeperhunter]

1:52 epic win XD

[mmmdeliciousbabies]

3:52 pelvic thrust

[pkisbest]

@TheProCrazyGamer LOLZ

[BobioRules]

Woops wasn't supposed to send hay haha I love how they start off the fails with "BAUM"

[BobioRules]

I love how they tart

[MrBurkey131]

gotta love halo

[ptwhitepenguin]

@iamlegendbitches

haha thanks! :)

[fonzierox56]

"week" not "weak"

XD

[cafeman666]

That first clip is me. that was unexpected when it happened.

[Tensazabimarukai]

Lol okay he got sent to the mothership

[wearhint]

ok about the scorpion-ghost fail....its obvious....take the sniper-energy shield backfire as an example, it backfires when you are halfway out of it so if the ghost flew right into the scorpions cannon while the driver was taking a shot then it would be the exact same thing occuring.didnt anyone else thought about it?except for theblueperson ofcourse since he almost nailed it but mixed the times.....+ if you agree on this fail's explanation.

[ADR3NALINExi]

@wearhint we dont think. we just watch and laugh

[TheProCrazyGamer]

4:14 It's a Bird, It's a Plane! Nope, it's John 117 trying to get his job back.

[AWildAtheistAppears]

@TheProCrazyGamer Nopeee! Chuck Testa.

[Runner954954954]

The last one is the best. The person in it must be like. "I must go. My people need me!"

[Lethalstorm]

all is awsome



[ptwhitepenguin]

what the hell is with youtube not letting me skip ads??



[iamlegendbitches]

@ptwhitepenguin ads that are only 20 to 30 seconds you cant skip.

if the ad is like 2 mins long you can skip it.

hope i helped :)

cha cha!

[LacrosseWorld]

9.6 stick was a little sloppy

[thatblueperson]

Wow lot of funny stuff in there. in 2:28 I think that the ghost flew in front of the scorpion gun and blew both of the vehicles up. Not sure though just a guess. Nice Video :D

[alanthe2]

Oh my god, I've just made the connection cunt punt IN THE HALO WORLD is Grunt Punt...

[itlawdaddy]

seriously died laughing at the last vid

[SuperDalefan88]

4:10 fireworks!!!!!!!!!

[balls285]

To the 71 people the dislike button is not a download button

[TheNoobformers]

@balls285 WRONG They thought it said Dis i like

[BobioRules]

Holy shit 1:30 Just happened to me!

[tylord3484]

Wraith's in space!!!

[RolanEismore]

You know you're a brony when:

Every time Jack or Geoff says "Derp!" You immediately think of Derpy Hooves...

[manycornybits]

the first 5 numbers in the views is 12345 0_o

[ShadowPirateX]

4:09 I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!

[DigitalPimpSlap]

TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!!..... durp

[ZFaGZ]

4:16 houston we have a problem

[Joshifiedable]

Someone tell me why there are suggestions for tit videos and stuff?

[xDawnOfLifex]

Do a Barrel Roll!

[brianwongzx]

3:28 sync assassination AWESOME

[acenes18]

*on the telegram sent home* I'm sorry, but your son was killed by a golf ball when he hit it with his golf club.

[031000ron1]

4:10 You could have done the entire barrel roll song before that finished.

[memorymender9]

0:10 CRF2 BAAAYUUUM

[MisterSmiley91]

The one at 1:22 has happened to me and you get the kill on the second grunt.

[ProfessorJNature]

@ 3:52: Karma Charger is not amused...

[KillaQuansta]

3:17 my brothers get those all the time and to this day I dont get how they time that perfectly

[dunny866]

pelvic thrust!! 3:47

[joshjh47]

Im drun...*vomits*

[MegaSilver9999]

half the launches are on hemorrhage/Blood Gulch

[MegaSilver9999]

makes

me not want to buy reach and makes me want to buy it

[Commmentmebro1]

I must go now.. HAhah lol

[Ryboiii]

BOOP AND HE STICKS THE LANDING

[MrJimzombie]

Sweet vids :)

[THEDZZACK1]

Press 3 for grunt dancing!

[MrGchrome]

the wraith triped and the ghost was hunting

[smooshfanultra]

scorpion:WTF!!!!!!!!

Ghost: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHOHOHOHAHAHHA!

[XstarkadX]

you kinda sound like you say this is jack and geoff from "machinima" hunter.com