I am a stand up myself and I had the honour of bringing Jasper on stage tonight at the Blossomfield Club Solihull where he turned up as an unannounced guest to try out some new material! Half an hour of up to date, top quality stuff which blew the roof off ! A comics masterclass. Thanks Jasper and long may you continue! Ryan :-)
Manchester is full of United fans!!! the fact that millions more are all over the world doesnt mean there arent any in Manchester ffs! sad thing to say!
@BritishAlienCompany He did the football material 25 years ago though, I thought he might have come up with some new jokes. He's probably too busy counting his cash.
Meh. Prefer to hear a comedian giving out new jokes rather than creating a show out of completely recycled material, something good old Jasp has been guilty of towards the latter end of his career. A good song though evolves each and every single time when played live in concert, a different beat, different solo, vocal strain etc. Jasp is getting a bit like an old record frankly. Still love the guy, and he's my reason for supporting Blues. KRO SOTV!
im sorry for posting this but im a sucker for them...
now that you've startedto read this dont stop or u will be killed. my name is samantha and i have no mouth and no legs and no ears if u dont forward this onto at least 10 videos i will come inot ur room and kill u in ur sleep
So they let you out of the high security mental hospital for the night did they? And he was 'hallarious' was he? Obviously a typical fan of this woefully unfunny ginger twat...say no more.
Surely it's obvious to anyone with a modicum of intelligence that Jasper Carrott is not an example of 'humanity'...he is however a prime example of a complete cunt. PS Love your screen name: airforce82...do you sit in your council house attic in a RAF uniform licking pictures of aeroplanes???
well you are the obvious expert on being a complete cunt. i wouldnt watch a video on someone i didnt like, so what does that make u? and i'm a Sgt in the ATC. i'm doing something with my life, judging by the way you put things, its something your not doing with your life. i genuinly feel sorry for you.
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ATC??? What does that stand for...A Total Cunt? And I watched this video for the same reason I slow down to look at car crashes...now stop fucking about prancing around in a uniform & get a proper job you workshy knob.
oh its because your a prick that wastes everyones time, i see. well dont let me stop you, hopefully you will become a human being one day, well, mirracles have happened.
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sgt in atc that counts as doing something?! wow the shite adds do work on some complete cunts. With the precious time he gets off doing bollocks errands for political retards he goes on the pc... you have a life ladies and gentleman we have the living it up king
sgt in atc that counts as doing something?! wow the shite adds do work on some complete cunts. With the precious time he gets off doing bollocks errands for political retards he goes on the pc... you have a life ladies and gentleman we have the living it up king
i grew up listining to jack dee lee evans and jasper carrot and i think that all three of are fantastic a hell of alot better than the wankers who call themselves comedians now days plz post more jasper carrot
I'm a black country bloke & I've been living in Dallas, TX for 8 years now. They think I'm 'exotic' here (or at least the one's that can understand me)...a bloke from bleedin' Bilston, exotic!!! Any road..Thanks for posting Carrot...a little reminder of home!
Lolz. Oh get a grip Beyondhelp fella, don't like don't watch, it's as simple as that, and a waste of your energy to wish him dead.
Being from Birmingham, I think he's hilarious. XD
I disagree though, MissAct and Robbed2006, Brit comedians are funny (of course, we rock ;) but take Rich Hall, and American comic, he wipes the floor with JC and I Love Jasper. :)
im a Coventry City fan. so i don't like Birmingham anyway lol. but i do think that Jasper carrot is so funny. although there is one thing that Coventry and Birmingham both agree on..that we all hate the Villa
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I am a stand up myself and I had the honour of bringing Jasper on stage tonight at the Blossomfield Club Solihull where he turned up as an unannounced guest to try out some new material! Half an hour of up to date, top quality stuff which blew the roof off ! A comics masterclass. Thanks Jasper and long may you continue! Ryan :-)
ryanfrombrum 4 months ago
Manchester is full of United fans!!! the fact that millions more are all over the world doesnt mean there arent any in Manchester ffs! sad thing to say!
Jasper is still a legend though, il let him off!
RazzaBeeDaSilva 1 year ago
Villa=SHITE
theMHD 1 year ago
Avfc
Villataylor 1 year ago
Only heard this football sketch on radio and to see him performing it is epic! :D x
BritishAlienCompany 1 year ago
@BritishAlienCompany He did the football material 25 years ago though, I thought he might have come up with some new jokes. He's probably too busy counting his cash.
comanchio1976 8 months ago
''that was last weeks question'' ''well its taken me a bit of time to get through'' ha ha classic
vxr1234 1 year ago
just love it - 'but there's no cowing Bovril!'
niclee1965 2 years ago
jaspers the best comedian ever!!!!!!!!!!!
sexbomb79 2 years ago 3
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Hmmm. Talk about recycled jokes. Disappointing.
sjdean 2 years ago
When Sinatra sang My Way again, did you complain?
KINGBCFC 2 years ago 5
Different medium
sjdean 2 years ago
Your point?
KINGBCFC 2 years ago
Yours?
sjdean 2 years ago
Classic songs are classic songs and will be regardless of the amount they arse used.
The same applies to classic jokes.
So what was your point?
KINGBCFC 2 years ago
Meh. Prefer to hear a comedian giving out new jokes rather than creating a show out of completely recycled material, something good old Jasp has been guilty of towards the latter end of his career. A good song though evolves each and every single time when played live in concert, a different beat, different solo, vocal strain etc. Jasp is getting a bit like an old record frankly. Still love the guy, and he's my reason for supporting Blues. KRO SOTV!
sjdean 2 years ago
no he retired on bbc wm in may this year with his football phone in
prodance2006uk 2 years ago
Oh God Tony Butler, what a legend. I think he is on BBC WM now
juzt156 2 years ago
alright tone what about the villa ay
FootballBCFC1 2 years ago
1942 !!!
FootballBCFC1 2 years ago
WHAT ABOUT THE VILLA !!!
FootballBCFC1 2 years ago
He's a blues fan.
LukeAllenIsGreat 2 years ago 2
Jasper himself is a birmingham Fan every birmingham fan know how to take the piss out of our own team
axelsteel21 3 years ago 20
Yep we do mate. We know we are shite and we don't care less.
KEEP RIGHT ON!!
railwayendblue 2 years ago
Love Carrott.
Looking for the whole show..
Where??
athropos16969 3 years ago
Awesome
Keep right on Jasper
FORZABLUE 3 years ago
24 carrot gold was this from?
evTom14 3 years ago 4
wooo go blues!!!!
go jasper carott!!!
xprettyxbunnyx 3 years ago
up the villa!!! still a hilarious guy
xxshiv69xx 3 years ago
legend
leeroy4980 3 years ago
lmao i love him =D so funny :) x
lolli4dylan 3 years ago 2
Aston Villa top dog in the midlands, subjected to carrots insults now and then still very funny though... top man.
awwfriend 3 years ago 2
villa suck birmingham are so much better!!!!!!!!!
DomSSBbirminghamcity 3 years ago 5
Who are you kidding well apart from yourself villa are the top team in the midlands.
awwfriend 3 years ago
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Well that's bollocks isn't it. Not even from the Lands of the Mid (Midlands) and I know enough to know Villa are beter than Birmingham.
notlobian4ever 3 years ago
think the clue is in his first gag and the fact this was filmed in 2004 (when at the time we was probably better than the villa for a while lol).
like you say we're a million light years behind now but WE'LL BE THERE!!!
UB40Jay 3 years ago 5
it's taken me a bit of time to get through lmao!!!
andyc992 3 years ago
Im a BCFC,Blues fan and even i laugh at this, you got to laugh or you'd cry!
sparkythegerbil 3 years ago 4
lol, i;m a coventry fan and don't usually agree wiv birmingham fans lol, but yh i cudn't agree more!!!!
andyc992 3 years ago 2
My father in law is a Cov fan, and he winds me up about Gary McSheffrey and how he still goes to Cov games, i think i'll do alright this season
sparkythegerbil 3 years ago
Is it common for a UK comedian to have the german flag in the background or is it just Mr. Carrott?
qlight 3 years ago
"That was when man utd fans actually came from manchester"
Classic line
UTV
holteendersinthesky 3 years ago
jasper carrot is so funny , legend , b37 for life
spike2522 3 years ago
hmmmm....jammytodg3r....i think the readers are getting a bit tired of the same old retoric....grow up ffs
unrealaldridgeguy 3 years ago
im a Villa fan and even i find this guy a genious !!
unrealaldridgeguy 3 years ago
"they,ve got no cowin bovril"...comedy classic!!
unrealaldridgeguy 3 years ago 3
Its not a sketch its stand up :)
OkTimeForPlanB999 3 years ago 2
One of the best sketches ever
LukeStanton91 3 years ago
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im sorry for posting this but im a sucker for them...
now that you've startedto read this dont stop or u will be killed. my name is samantha and i have no mouth and no legs and no ears if u dont forward this onto at least 10 videos i will come inot ur room and kill u in ur sleep
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funrideagain 4 years ago
what a legend, was at his rock with laughter 07 concert last night, haha!! how hallarious!!!
LilMizzMallorca 4 years ago 7
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So they let you out of the high security mental hospital for the night did they? And he was 'hallarious' was he? Obviously a typical fan of this woefully unfunny ginger twat...say no more.
justbeingnasty 4 years ago
ur such a t**t u know tht
LilMizzMallorca 4 years ago
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and ur such a poet
dont u know it...
(but he still isn't funny...)
justbeingnasty 4 years ago
oi reject-of-life 'justbeingatwat'. stop wrecking humanity. go play on a railway.
airforce82 4 years ago
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Surely it's obvious to anyone with a modicum of intelligence that Jasper Carrott is not an example of 'humanity'...he is however a prime example of a complete cunt. PS Love your screen name: airforce82...do you sit in your council house attic in a RAF uniform licking pictures of aeroplanes???
justbeingnasty 4 years ago
well you are the obvious expert on being a complete cunt. i wouldnt watch a video on someone i didnt like, so what does that make u? and i'm a Sgt in the ATC. i'm doing something with my life, judging by the way you put things, its something your not doing with your life. i genuinly feel sorry for you.
airforce82 4 years ago
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ATC??? What does that stand for...A Total Cunt? And I watched this video for the same reason I slow down to look at car crashes...now stop fucking about prancing around in a uniform & get a proper job you workshy knob.
justbeingnasty 4 years ago
oh its because your a prick that wastes everyones time, i see. well dont let me stop you, hopefully you will become a human being one day, well, mirracles have happened.
airforce82 4 years ago
wow cool job mate nd just ignore that matie above hes the cunt around here jasper carrot is an absolout legdend
8ballbum 3 years ago
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sgt in atc that counts as doing something?! wow the shite adds do work on some complete cunts. With the precious time he gets off doing bollocks errands for political retards he goes on the pc... you have a life ladies and gentleman we have the living it up king
JAMMYTODG3R 3 years ago
what are you talking about?
viewinghistory123 3 years ago
sgt in atc that counts as doing something?! wow the shite adds do work on some complete cunts. With the precious time he gets off doing bollocks errands for political retards he goes on the pc... you have a life ladies and gentleman we have the living it up king
JAMMYTODG3R 3 years ago
tard, obviously dunno what the ATC is. who the hell said it was anythin to do with running errands for politicians??? get a life
airforce82 3 years ago 2
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wolves fc 4 3va
liiam457 4 years ago
i grew up listining to jack dee lee evans and jasper carrot and i think that all three of are fantastic a hell of alot better than the wankers who call themselves comedians now days plz post more jasper carrot
crimsondragon555 4 years ago 10
I'm a black country bloke & I've been living in Dallas, TX for 8 years now. They think I'm 'exotic' here (or at least the one's that can understand me)...a bloke from bleedin' Bilston, exotic!!! Any road..Thanks for posting Carrot...a little reminder of home!
korlat1 4 years ago 3
Lol, great! :D
elendora 4 years ago 3
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he`s doing the same material from 25 years ago! silly brummie
black country lalala
bainty66 4 years ago
If it works use it. Thats what i say. Who cares if he used it 20 odd years ago
SarciB85 4 years ago 5
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stourbridge fc rule best team in the midlands
black country lalala
iluvdeflep 4 years ago
Lolz. Oh get a grip Beyondhelp fella, don't like don't watch, it's as simple as that, and a waste of your energy to wish him dead.
Being from Birmingham, I think he's hilarious. XD
I disagree though, MissAct and Robbed2006, Brit comedians are funny (of course, we rock ;) but take Rich Hall, and American comic, he wipes the floor with JC and I Love Jasper. :)
QueenDeaconite 4 years ago 5
ok beyond. if you dont like him dont watch him so you can moan
danielcondren 4 years ago 7
don't be a c*nt
therealgrunthos 4 years ago 4
how can you say he aint funny he's better than some comedians like tht fat jonny vagas he crap!!
andyc992 4 years ago
Absolute legend. Even for a Brummie! No comedian comes close to him.
notlobian4ever 4 years ago 6
this is so funny he is the best comedian that i have heard! lol
lissacutiepie 4 years ago
im a Coventry City fan. so i don't like Birmingham anyway lol. but i do think that Jasper carrot is so funny. although there is one thing that Coventry and Birmingham both agree on..that we all hate the Villa
andyc992 4 years ago
English comedians are so much funnier than the americans
MissACT 4 years ago 4
Fact :) x
Robbed2006 4 years ago
I would love to see the series he made in the seventies. As a kid in Australia i thought he was Brilliant. Right up there.. British comedy rules
demonsbutterfly 4 years ago
does anyone know where i can find the magic rounderbout carrot did something on it around 1975
greeksrock 4 years ago
jasper carrott is quality...but robin williams is just as gd...look him up sooooooo funny
razmatazma 4 years ago
rofl, what a Legend
TheDireAvenger 4 years ago
Carrot Is One Of The Best Comedians Britain Has Ever Produced, He Gives Lee Evans And Peter Kay A Good Run For Your Money.....
TheLoneFox92 4 years ago
this guy is great he is the best comedian in the world he is just soooooo funny!!!!!
duskysukibella 4 years ago
hes my top comedian
handymanninja 4 years ago
has anyone got the routine jasper does about the european cup, the uefa cup and the cup winners cup being merged ??
robowen11 4 years ago
youtube needs more carrott!!!
Kris2211 4 years ago
its certainly got enough dicks ;)
ali2099 4 years ago
thank you, thank you, thank you
bish1977 5 years ago
Thank you so muchfor uploading these videos, Youtube needs more Carrott!
krakendwaggin 5 years ago
glad to see he's still doing this after 30 years
folkbox1 5 years ago
ace
legoflamb89 5 years ago