Robber tries to rob convenience store with a palm frond

[GEToutEXOTIC]

50 dollar

[sranjesuper]

lol what a joke. Next time use a coconut tree

[mimabbasteph]

tarzan lool

[666Andrewroy]

Either he's stupid or he was actually trying to sell the palm fond for "50 DOLLA"

[666Andrewroy]

CornHolio what are you doing?

[garageman1989]

if I was that clerk, I would laugh my head off and say to him "is that the best you can do?"

[IeatYOUsee]

U can see half his face lol. Just pull down his clothes

[pjotrkiller]

FIFTY DOLLAH

[jimmyshitbags]

hahaha what's he gonna do, rustle him to death

[Zarzie04]

Never bring a palm frond to a stool fight!

[ArminvBTR]

FIFTY DOLLAAAHH !! :D

[41192tara]

I love it how the clerk drives palm tree man out of the store with a stool! lol

[arizonaresident1]

Hmmm..... that didn't work out so well. I didn't get my $50 and he just shooed me off. Maybe next time I'll try a rolled up newspaper. Putting my shirt up oveer my head was a good idea. I wonder if he'd recognize me if I went in there again? Probably shouldn't go back in that store again, he'd probably laugh at me.

[tybash]

It's a poisonous frond. I mean he was shocked when this guy wasn't scared.

[essieaicy]

i would've paid him $50 to do this

[asassin4455]

I SWEAR WHEN I READ ALL YOUR COMMENTS I LOLED SO HARD

[bubbajimmy8]

Cornhollio

[41192tara]

@bubbajimmy8 Exactly!

[juggleknot]

he's lucky the clerk didn't have a rubber band

[mruef]

There is a new supervillain in town: PLANTMAN!! Special abilities: Wave leafs, stand still and act like an insane robber :)

[RazorRivetRiot]

Your dead palm frond is no match for my kung foo stool, HA!

[MCBISCUITZ]

why would you not just fuck him in the face with some sort of blunt object i would usain bolt his ass own the street

[PedurTube]

Fail

[chuckyko]

I swear to God, you don't give me the money, I'm gonna shake this palm frond until some leaves fucking fall off!!!!

[bloodbathism]

@chuckyko lololololololololooolololololo­lolololo

[Cacowninja]

@chuckyko Your comment made me lol hard.

[lkane90]

Lmfaoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg, That's  the funniest attempt of robbery I ever seen. **

[lkane90]

Lmfaoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg, That funniest attempt of robbery I ever seen.

[user3144]

Palm man: FIFTY DOLLA!

Dude: George, out!

George???

[mr1derful112]

WOOBOO its "Spur of the Moment," not "stir" damn i hate morons like u

[TheMagyarvitez]

nice 50$ remix...

[theprayerpker]

lol is it palma tree FAIL lo

[goodgirlrose]

$50 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snipe4261]

Guy must have been high or drunk or something to think he could get away with that.

[CaptianClueless]

I love how the guy behind the counter just chases him out with the stool!

[Conker0051]

he should have made like a tree

*puts sunglasses on*

and leave

YEEEEEAAAAH!!!

[TheKoreanX]

Would that even be considered armed robbery?

[tub99899]

what was with that plant thing, was he trying to block the camera or was he using it as a weapon?

[Wooboo]

@tub99899 A weapon. Basically, from what I can gather, this was just a stir of the momment kinda' thing.

[SwordsmanMercenary]

He just wants $50?

[some5672]

if someone did that is it legal to punch them in the face? because i wouldve done it just to do it.

[xxSTRIKERxx714]

it is legal, in california if u own a gun u can also shoot em...lol

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

duh... you can also offload a 12g at their face if u got one

[some5672]

does look intimidating if you don't know what it is.

[jwalker732]

looks like somebody lost a bet

[flame68]

50 dollar!!!

[seeme09]

funny

[Tehpartyhat]

this is why you go to school, so you dont be a retard....

[flutiecutie93]

its either so you aren't a retard or you don't become a retard. "So you don't be a retard" is gramatically incorrect.

[mrporrig]

@flutiecutie93

Please die of aids.

[DirtyDeebo1]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[Omnitrix8]

Is this guy for real?!!!!

[kide2008]

xD poison palm :P

[NiC19942]

i really can't believe this

you b trollin

[ram22bull72]

wat a twat!

[C1TIZENNEWS]

so what is a palm frond??  is it part of a palm tree. This video is funny!!

[NiC19942]

fail

[Spidermunkey888]

OMGG LOLOLOLOLOL oh noes a plant aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOLOLOLO

[666krypt0nit3]

what the fuck...

[HotSun22]

that guy was high as fuck

[Kris2for2]

i got a frond and the shopkeep got a shotgun

[DontMockTheCheese]

i wouldve been totally silent.....and then punched him in the face.

[VegensRCows]

LOL...

I would've just punched him.

[VampLavni]

xD lol...

Robber-Fear my palm tree!

Cashier-Go Away, you idiot.

Robber-Gimeh yur moneh!

Cashier-NO! *goes and gets stool

[MOTHER3PLAYER]

A store in my state attacted by this booze hound? Pitiful.

[babydavee]

ROFLIDA!

[JIW1972]

50 dollars? Shouldn't he have been demanding lithium?

[Cheesgravy89]

That guy got pushed out of the store by a.... stool.. haha! Apparently a stool is a little more ferocious than a palm tree.

[DavidBorjaD]

ha ha ha! what a dickhead

[SteezeXL]

Musta been a QB for a really desperate little league team "50 Dollar, 50 Dollar Right Now, Hut, Hut, HIKE!"

[heavy246]

Funny how everyones comments are so racial when a black robber comes in but when it's a white man u don't really see any racial remarcs! hmm

[PolarisUSMC]

It's because Honkey doesn't bother people as much as the N-Bomb.

LOL STUPID HONKEY! See... Doesn't really have the punch.

Generally calling the man a fucking retard bone-headed piece of white trash should suffice in this case.

We could always make fun of his striped polo shirt, or the irony in the fact that it's black and white striped.

[D33Lux]

We'll at least your not stupid like those people that are racist. bottom line whoever robbed that store is an idiot!

[Tisha1107]

maybe a flaming palm tree would be more effective, nobody's gonna be scared of a regular punk ass one hahaha.

[FlyinRyans35]

ha ha. Out! Out! with a stool ha ha. what a dumbass!

[gordosproductions]

Called Voo Doo

[H4X0R1000]

lolololol

[jyrney]

50 DOLLA !HUT? 50 DOLLA !HUT?(LOL)

[loverboy4cutegir]

WTF, He try to rob a store with a PLAN. SHITE he gotta b a dummest man alive.

[varocks183]

Saddest criminal in the world lol

[flyingmonkey5000]

i saw this on top 20 dumbest criminals and i was just like what goes through this guys mind XD

[martinmor93]

...you gotta give him props on originality :)

[ThePsychoReturns]

Imagine what that robber was thinking.

"Well, he's got a stool. I'm fucked."

[88thenewme]

C'Mon He Has A Plant! I Would've Knocked His Ass Clean Out

[mrroboto396]

he chased the robber out with a stool...LOL!

[vibol03]

lol "out!! out!! out!!!!!!"

"50 dollars!! 50 dollars!!"

how do you possibly rob a store with a palm frond?

[cheeckyy]

This video is fucking funny!! haha... 50 dollar!!!!

[SimulationGuy121]

HAHAHAHAHA! I started laughing when I saw the title!

[osnowyo]

wtf...

[Playa3287]

lol

[ShadowDemon1779]

i would have kicked the shit out of that asshole lol.

[rockinaustin1]

lol

[daftpunkrocker221]

my teacher showed my class this today when we were talking about crimes XD i was laughing my ass off!!!

[sattski]

that guy is almost as bad as the knucklehead who tried to rob a shop with a milk crated on his head.

[LostDommm]

LOL. Loser.

[Australiafirst1]

what a chiken indian is that " out man out "

[2pac057]

it was anamerican

[Tangalaja]

Or maybe he was asking money so he can reforest the planet with Palms. heheh. The Palm Fighter.

[Tangalaja]

If he came with a gun maybe i would fight back. But in this situation I would have given him even my underware. This is the scary shit I´ve ever seen. HAHAHAHAH!

[pencapchew42]

He's like a witch doctor shaking the palm around.

[dynomitemike]

what a funny dude!!!

fifty dollars...fifty dollars!!

[daftpunkrocker221]

right now!!

[chroniccomics5]

I would definitely give him the money because he seems like some sort of juju man, who knows if he'll put a spell on you.. better to play it safe

[holydoggy123]

very scary

[crosshare123]

I guess you could get some sort of leaf cut...a little more painful than a paper cut? Or the frond could hit you in the eye. Either way, that's too dangerous of a weapon for that striped shirt guy.

[Cotopaxihigh]

A little Agent Orange would have cleared that foliage.

[krymz]

Florida style

[waddleduckie1]

That is one weird nut. Why is his nose sticking out while part of his eyes were covered including his mouth by his striped shirt? He is an idiot.

[dahitman101]

Stool > frond

[EPiPHANYxx]

Gimmie your moneys or I'll POKE YOU WITH MY FROND!

ROFL!! That's hilarious.

[Spule4]

I am Cornholio! I want $50 for my palm frond!!!

[pinkstate]

... and this is why you don't see too many white guys robbing, they just don't know how to do it!

[pinkstate]

I think he's just trying to sell his palm for $50!

[newns9649]

this guy only wants 50 dollar

[rolandsonofstephen]

lmao

[v1982on]

What's he gonna do? Frond him to death?

[AlienProphecy]

I think that's Obama in disguise, trying to get some money out of a taxpayer...

[houli91]

lmfao!! this is pretty pathetic... i would have given him 50 dollars just for the effort/giving me a good laugh

[gardenwife]

Fifty dollah! Fifty dollah! LOL!!

[SonnyD414]

rofl, he had to stool him away

[natoration]

they should have pepper sprayed him

[Adrew1212]

he couldn't find a big stick or something, dang what an idiot.

[gcruzatto]

OK, THEN! 25 DOLLAR AND I´LL STOP!

[zooyork113]

what the hell is he going to do with a tree besides if trying to rob a store he should ask for all the money and not just 50 dollars

[axogold]

lol, what a moron lol

[DZMOR]

50 DOLLAR, 50 DOLLAR... needless to say drugs are bad, they make you thing a tree is a gun.

[Sheepfewl]

ROFL. Poor tree used as hostage D:

[imprettystoned]

"50 doola or i will shake this branch at you even harder".stool always beats branch anyway in stoolbranch

[2shar2]

i got a branch!!! 50 doola 50 doola right now! i got a branch.

[matbro5]

tree guy must of been on crack or somthing like that

[PurplePotatoez]

50 Dollar! 50 Dollar!

[francesco149]

Gimme you money! 50 dollars! 50 dollars! wo wo 50 dollars!

[maryjizzle420]

hahah the dude shooed him away like a fucking dog this is rediculous only a poolie in florida hahhaha

[maryjizzle420]

he sounded like a 5 year old kid

[Kowneyn]

Give me chocalate and nobdy will be hurt!!

[Kowneyn]

What a tool! whites don't know how to rob stuff!

[everyoneiscolin]

NOOO! the minor irritation that could cause!

[DHaynesakafingerrs]

He looks like the "Hamburgler" with those stripes. Well, he should get used to wearing black and white stripes. lol

[phd007]

fool.

[Marcoxha1]

Lol you guys. Grow some eyes, this is obviously an alien with some alien weapon. He tries to make contact with what he just learned in the red light district.

[jessizz1e]

LMFAO

[SeagalismyHero]

Someone needs to do a Cornholio dub on this.

I love Florida.

[absvinyl]

that's some funny shit!

[SeagalismyHero]

It sounds like he's practicing for Dolphins quarterback too.

[kha0spr1nz]

ROFL

[LittleErnieWise]

Just give him three-fitty innit!?

[renton1968]

Do it?Or else what?

[superborderline]

jajajajaja...absolutly love it.. jajajajaja

[seraph045]

Some palms have saw-like serrations. These things are sharp, but they're not THAT sharp.

[jackjack2112]

:D

Yeah!

[JMtheCONQUERER]

shoulda told him to make like a tree and leaf

[MisterQuebec]

Only in Florida!

[CornConXovern]

This dude either thought he wasn't going to get caught, or he's a complete moron.

[fmazevedo00]

"I`m the Great Cornolio! Are you threating me?"

[dednrurc]

Someone needs to write a book on how he came up with such a novel idea for robbery.

[adventfear]

His parents must have met at a family reunion.

[1galactus1]

how pathetic...