Chuck Norris vs. Jesus?! ASK SKETCH #1

[EpicJOEker1]

Michael dude u are hilarious!! ;D

[mztikitaki]

does anybody else think he looks like brittani, you know the one that works with shane

[Zeena122]

@8RseeJean8

[SpiceandWolfforever]

i dont need a camera, i got an irock

[TheSalkku2]

LOL i like your normal scetchs better

[Axy8akaMaxie89]

I want to see Totally Sketch get a haircut, but I would miss his beautiful (that came out creepier than I expected) hair...

[Expalidicious]

Shut up about Chuck Norris. He's just a stupid actor and if he could do all the things people say he could, then he might as well just smash my face all over my keyboalkjrgdjhnfk

[8RseeJean8]

ok.... Kiss a Horse :3

[axucel]

shut up with Chuck Norris allready is Bruce lee was still alive he would kick his little redneck ginger ass (btw im getting i have nothing against Chuck Norris)

[bksmarts123]

@pandateado07 the same kinda pussy that saved your life bitch so YOU do the math, may you rot in hell troll xD

[Karson312]

your a horrible troll

[NOMFACE123]

Uhhhhhh

[UAEmajed96]

CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT A GOD!!!! if he was he will come in my room and slam my face on the keyboardhgftrhjcbfrthghgjnmg,m­zfcngfgfjukijm

[Reonordo]

Do ur mom

[MrJfpb]

chuck wins by forfeit

[Ryutamashiisan]

Jesus prays to Chuck Norris for forgiveness

[MsYareliz]

lol hes so fked up in so many ways! xD

[blackphoenix77]

You got to meet Miley Cyrus?? Lucky bastard. I would probably jizz myself if I got within three feet of that girl.

PS Do a totally sketch on the Power Rangers and Glee!!!

[FilleIsDaMan]

chuck norris is jesus you fools!

[theoneandonly123ize]

Haha 20 mins with Miley in a room ;) if you know what I mean ;) thats all the time in the world!

[Twigcrescent]

Jesus is God so of course Jesus would win :)

[leonardohardmetal]

hey guy u are ugly kkk

[MrJfpb]

chuck norris wins by forfeit

[lovablealex5000]

i clicked on it

[Wsauce]

I don't like your face :S

[JL192com]

It's the avatar video!

[DarthV1CT0R]

Chuck Norris is the best

[xxblackyburnzxx]

Funny how this would even be mentioned; Chuck Norris would definitely NOT approve of this video because he himself is an outspoken devoted Christian. Jesus is matchless in Glory ppl~

[beegeesish]

jesus could walk on water... so what? Chuck Norrus can swim on land.

[hsfle1]

@beegeesish And Chuck Norris could spell his name right

[TheTechnoTurtle]

@hsfle1 That's what I was thinking!

[nmoha100]

@beegeesish some one is going to hell .....

[thunderboltll]

even before u said it i knew that was rays troll LOL

[HGobsessed]

Your hair is beautiful.

[plantlife1212]

he has really girly hair

[bksmarts123]

Jesus Is Dead But God Is His Father. God Could Make Chuck Norris Beat Himself Up. So You Do The Math. =)

[mw2fanXAX]

@bksmarts123 I totaly not agree, first god isn't real, second Chuck Norris is "god" of EVERYTHING, so you do the math =)

[bksmarts123]

@mw2fanXAX Ok first: Why didn't you just day "Disagree" And second: if u dont believe in God Then IDGAF But I Know That He's Real. Who created ur dumb ass, aliens? Burn In Hell Ass Whole. Good Day.

[1337Sander]

@bksmarts123 That dosen't sound very religous. (yea i can't spell) I'm a beliver too. :3

[bksmarts123]

@1337Sander I Dont Believe In Religion. I Believe In Having A Relationship With Jesus. But GREAT Believe! Unlike That Jerk =)

[1337Sander]

@bksmarts123 But telling someone to burn in hell? That's.... nvm.

[bksmarts123]

@1337Sander I Have A Bit Of A Temper! -___-

[pandateado07]

@bksmarts123 what kind of pussy brings his dad into a fight do the math :D

[aex008]

When I look at your face, I really start to hate you. But I cant tell why. LOL that's odd.

[TrAcKsTaR45245]

Sooooo is he a virgin?

[PindaibaPictures]

It seems that it shows canines on purpose, and they don't seem real ... xD

[cn4hokies]

He made fun of Jesus. Unsubscribe!

[ArantirFo1]

michael is creepy 

[Destinywarriornaruto]

Remember #asssketch ok

[bieberluv9912]

@michaleyd so does Chuck Norris :) lol

[DevConnection]

0:11 Troll

[EnnaOrangeeJuicee123]

I'm want to marry you. Ohmylaudyy.<3.

[KennethLovesPancakes]

More sacreligious jokes!!!

[SheydaAurora]

you aren't a virgin :( ?

[theGhost349]

@SheydaAurora no he is



[hayde108]

LMFAO "ugh I think I just through up in my mouth a little bit...ooh pizzaa?" AHH I DIED XDD

[thtguyoverthr]

If hE was watching us would he let us get hurt all the time? I'm a baad Christian.

[mohancool10]

CHUCK NORRIS IS JESUS!!!

[WebkinzLover698]

I love how all these Christians are like he didn't he die he went to heaven. Uhm? I'm an atheist so I loved that joke. :)

[NewestAnuk18]

GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! a whole 20 min with Miley Cyrus??

[xktomeex]

totally sketch is so cute.(:

[nataliemichelle2014]

Just sayyin...Jesus isn't dead :/

[EmillieProductions]

If you type 6 repeatidly he barks! XD

[jellybean0022]

@EmillieProductions his face is funny when u do tht

[ToriC99PS3]

well im a christian saved and baptized but that part of jesus dying made me laugh, well the seriousness on your face did sorry jesus

[TheBrolymega]

lol the ovious winner is chuck norris, he is the new messiah

[626yomamma]

u look like a girl

[ygioh99]

Shut up you religious pricks

[905blackbam]

real world ninja edition

[DaGrimRetard]

jesus isn't dead hes just an asshole

[daytodaytech]

@ HeavyMellonFtW well maybe he is entitled to his own opinion and he did die

[HeavyMelonFtW]

jesus is dead in the ground please think HARD before you actually start saying something damn stupid

[kayla112234]

just for the record...... jesus isn't dead.

[magerulerofwow]

i seriously got offended with the jesus part.... hes not dead!!!!! hes in heaven and hes always watching us wtf!!

[Johnsta117]

weird mouse/gay squeal at 2:38

[FikoPosadaT]

idiot



[jgmm96]

ummmmm jesus isnt dead...UNSUBSCRIBE

[jacob111995]

fyi jesus didn't die he lift up off the ground and floated up to heaven

[ronacalu]

So... who's goin win? Chuck Norris or Jesus? u didn't answer us, just tell us to do the maths...

[AwsumOldShizzle]

I don't go swimming, water just wants to be around me !!

[Incognote]

774 People paused at 0:20 and didn't liked what they saw.

[greenstechdeck]

Jesus is NOT dead! He arose from the grave, and will come back to take us for judgement by God.

[reybatistacolin]

@greenstechdeck Haha, you are heading for a big disappointment:L

[SupaNova191]

@greenstechdeck yo dude stop smoking that good stuff and look at reality

[clayoh]

jesus will one day be reborn and kick chuck norris's ass

[Dailybabble]

@clayoh Get your facts straight. Jesus died because Chuck Norris roundhouse kick him.

[clayoh]

@Dailybabble get your facts straight jesus taught chuck norris the round house kick

[jmagnoxZ]

WTF is this ?

[timelightx]

I HATE YOU !!!! You cant make fun out of chuck norris !! Chuck norris makes fun out of YOU !!!!!!

[timelightx]

I HATE YOU !!!!

[RockFan3216]

True.. Juesus is dead!

[jviveros2]

"well jesus is dead" LOL

[AkaCeeNote]

lold hard at jesus is dead

[iamfarf88]

Jesus isn't dead... do the history (Matthew 28:5-7)

[nowhy1231]

i was the first question :D

[SpontaniousPanda]

hahaha....  it's not legal. (:

[mihaelab992]

You look like Stephen Rea

[Shazee083]

Kissing a horse ass 

[MegaCocaCola999]

Subscriebed.or whats the word XDDDDD

[ubc68]

oooooooooooohhhhhhhh moooooderrrr focker

[prettycake102]

y are u so sexy

[ArielandSophia1]

Say something weird and random on the internet! #Asksketch

[AYSORob]

But they're the same person...

[BlossomSunshine]

Ok, that fight would never happen, because Jesus would never pick a fight with a random person...what is Chuck Norris anyway? Karate master? Actor? Stuntman? I have no idea. And if they were to fight...think about it...an almighty prophet/Messiah vs. some stuntman person...

[wontmakeorbreakme]

@BlossomSunshine

Chuck Norris is an actor but he's one of the like awesomest martial arts actors like Bruce Li nand Jet Li and stuff :)

[Krazigirl9591]

BITCH!! Jesus would win any day!!!!!!!

(kiss a horse)

[allthepeeps90]

ok hold on why is every famous ass blog on youtube look so godamn gay!

[DethGuyX3]

Did you know that, Chuck Norris was first human on Mars? And thats why there is no life..

[MrDenarp]

get facebook or meet chuck norris or justin bieber

[MrDenarp]

get facebook or DIE

[LordCbass]

wtf i wanted to watch a mugen fight. asssssss

[Markalas]

this video was the reason why I subscribed XD 

[ReflexRespawned]

#asksketch Are you gay?

[TheWaffle1000]

What was the song he used at the end

[melihernan]

oh heck no did you just say Jesus was dead well FYI he died for you and he come back to life! oh yea can you do that!!?! i think not hahaha and neither can chuck norris well anyways Jesus still loves you and so do i even if you said that but im warning you will regret those words well bye :) oh and God bless you!!!!

[xXTormentiumXx]

Men huge fail jesus resurected a the 3 day then isnt dead some ppl say that chuck norris kill him a the 4 day but there is not proof

[14BOREDguy]

would u kiss a zebra?

[SISSYPOO101]

i watched that video u said was ur fave its mine 2

[krissy58769]

michael ur hot!!! <3 <3

[SpXDemoniKz]

@teejay02 no one cares

[teejaay02]

0:11 copied Ray william johnson

0:21 copied swiftkarataychop

3:19 copied shanedawson

[KittehKatLovee13]

@teejaay02 He did the troll.. WOW !! HOW GEY IS THIS GUY!!!!

[teejaay02]

@KittehKatLovee13 Haha real gay lol i hate him

[KittehKatLovee13]

@teejaay02 me FREAAKKIINNN too. :))

[teejaay02]

@KittehKatLovee13 lol btw is that you in that display picture

[KittehKatLovee13]

@teejaay02

Yesh(:

[teejaay02]

@KittehKatLovee13 your cute : )

[KittehKatLovee13]

@teejaay02

thankss(:

[omnomnomyourmom]

@teejaay02 0:30 shanedawson/ finebros

[emistheman]

@teejaay02 so true

[TheRealBarnez]

@teejaay02 Noooo... its slipping jokes about those people in xD

[JuliaKrystinaCongedi]

@teejaay02 i think he's spoofing them... not copying

[MysteryNugget]

@teejaay02 i can tell you took off the annotations

[DanceChri5tian]

@teejaay02 Nobody cares.

[ThisIsWhatISay94]

@teejaay02 For the Ray William Johnson thing he was generalizing it, trolling has become a generic term in the world of the internet now, and copied it from Shane Dawson? It's called a Dos Equis commercial you dumbass...

[DiegichiSazuka]

Hey, well Im a subscriber f yours, I spent a whole afternoon watching your videos, I really liked them. But man seriously, man Jesus is not dead. He resurrected.

[roverrider]

@Yomama24734 you are religius, the one that believes in Jesus? Why

[LadyDropDeadOli]

Hype up on allergy medicine and kiss a cat

[jolth]

You kinda remind me of Jack Black... Dont know if that offends you or not...

[hilary7444]

what editing soft ware do you have totally sketch but i love your videos i need help with mine plz help me

[SuperNumber19]

OMG, jesus is not dead moron.

[AceofSpad3sking1994]

do a good vid

[prboycheko]

Me cago en ti hijo de puta, ojala te coman el culo cabron, tu hijo es pato y tu hija una tecata que vende el culo por $.50, tu pai te clavo cuando chiquito cabron!

[Chris9427]

i only clicked this vid because i want see a fight jesus vs chuck norris...

[clayminator123]

@Chris9427 good for you? why should we care?

[yomama24734]

jesus wouldn't fight for a silly cause like that, for chuck norris. He would fight for the good of the world and to take away evil, not to fight some old guy.

[MrJustinMcdonald]

@yomama24734 lol sense of humor fail

[yomama24734]

@MrJustinMcdonald i wasnt trying to be funny /:

[556forlunch]

chuck norris made jesus

[melihernan]

@556forlunch oh please dont get me started 

[ShellyTheBelieber]

2:35 bahaha

[wannabetyouarefat]

ur a homo

[patrickcipriano]

sucker

[MrSolheim1]

gaaaaaaaaaay

-thumbs up

[sasorinodanna13]

@MrSolheim1 bitch

[MrSolheim1]

gaaaaaaaaaaaay

[humanmarshmellow]

Something sounds dangerous about the way he said " I'm here... And I'm taking questions ;)"

[KBoe4]

Haha silly guy, Jesus isn't dead :)

[wilsontennis1001]

Fail =P

[thejackers7]

People r so dumb! Why do they ask questions on old vids when obviously they wont look back at these comments and answer questions.

[PS3playerDidier337]

XD 0:13

[rjm00re]

"well jesus is dead! you do the math!" haha

[melihernan]

@rjm00re he came back to life YOU do the math

[skillzdatkillz900]

hurray for imaginary trolls :D

[silentchibinico]

you really look like jack black , no offense <3! xDDDD

[danielleemays]

u guy

[immamaqq]

Can I have you? .....Please?

[pedro911212]

20 minutes was all you needed ;)

[acedude10000000]

Kiss a horse

[FeastMc]

hey what program do you use for editing on PC and please send a mail to feastmc se you

[reconmarines99]

what was ur fav. thing as a kid