Jess - FYI spermatozoa do not have red hair or wear sunglasses therefore those that impregnated you were ROGUE spermatozoans (in disguise) and could have come from anyone or ANYTHING!!!
Fantastic Jessica! Very funny, well edited and yes, scary as hell. I could not come up with anything scarier. If only you hadn't worn that dress while confronting him. You know how he is.
Here is a scary story. Read it if you dare. It was a dark and stormy night. I was watching the season premiere of CSI: Miami. God's red-haired bastard child was finally dead thanks to a sniper's bullet. I happily dreamed of the show finally becoming the superbly written, realistic, gritty, true crime series it was always destined to be. Then everything went horribly wrong. My world crashed around me. [cont'd]
... As if from nowhere, as if by magic, he appeared! He wasn't dead! He'd faked his death! I was aghast--never in my wildest imaginations could I have expected such a thing! Never! Now he stalks the Earth anew, and we are forevermore doomed to dramatic sunglass donning, craning necks, and cheesy one-liners.
what the hell
haha
cear16 1 month ago
Ginger sunglass-wearing sperms do have souls!
Silver46544 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Jess - FYI spermatozoa do not have red hair or wear sunglasses therefore those that impregnated you were ROGUE spermatozoans (in disguise) and could have come from anyone or ANYTHING!!!
bobobba442 2 years ago
What the fuck?!
Daniepoo22 2 years ago
i love you lol
CemetaryDreamer 2 years ago
Hello
EntertainingEvan 2 years ago
Completely Random!
Loved It!
:)
VKage 3 years ago
Jessica my dear, I still love you for some reason but occasionally I have ask myself... Why?
Spodlet 3 years ago 2
Holy crap is this good. *****
GeneticBlend 3 years ago 2
I meant +10
DyslexiaTutor 3 years ago
Hilarious!! You are amazing.
DyslexiaTutor 3 years ago
Fantastic Jessica! Very funny, well edited and yes, scary as hell. I could not come up with anything scarier. If only you hadn't worn that dress while confronting him. You know how he is.
5 stars & Favorited
Sugartalker 3 years ago
Here is a scary story. Read it if you dare. It was a dark and stormy night. I was watching the season premiere of CSI: Miami. God's red-haired bastard child was finally dead thanks to a sniper's bullet. I happily dreamed of the show finally becoming the superbly written, realistic, gritty, true crime series it was always destined to be. Then everything went horribly wrong. My world crashed around me. [cont'd]
BGenerous 3 years ago
... As if from nowhere, as if by magic, he appeared! He wasn't dead! He'd faked his death! I was aghast--never in my wildest imaginations could I have expected such a thing! Never! Now he stalks the Earth anew, and we are forevermore doomed to dramatic sunglass donning, craning necks, and cheesy one-liners.
Mwah ha ha ha!
BGenerous 3 years ago
Yay, the black lipstick is back!
Ok, I'm actually going to watch now...
BGenerous 3 years ago
But yeah...you wear black lipstick anyway!:)
vengeance1701 3 years ago
Hilarious!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! :)
bandidos1210 3 years ago
Quite possibly the most horrifying tale ever told! I've had a recurring nightmare along the same lines.
rsa316 3 years ago