ddstar -- if you can't laugh about the deadly serious things, you can't laugh about anything. The funny thing is . . . it doesn't really matter much who's the president. The CIA and Halliburton are running the whole show anyway.
Perhaps, the greatest calls for her departure are coming from Obama supporters who fear that his elegant and shiny façade is beginning to show stress cracks.
The greater the scrutiny Obama receives, the more he looks like the run-of-the-mill liberal that his slender record says he is. So much for audaciously hoping for change...or was that changing hope audaciously?
These people are retarded, I know its for humor, but the president is serious business and not to be fucked around with. It's turned into some game to put people at ease as if it doesn't matter who our president is. Sorry just very opinionated (just like these two who have no idea what they are talkin about).
And yet we have politicians and presidential canidates going on shows like SNL. >___> And joking about it. And their opponents.
Is the topic of who our president is going to be a serious topic? Yes. Does that mean we have to be serious about it 100% of the time? I hope not. 'Cause then people would hate politics even more.
CAN HILREe BE TRUSTED??? How about hilary's dear hubby big backup support HILREE. REMEBER:the famous line?,when he looked straight in the camera with those naive looks, on TV and said "I did not have sexual relations with that women, Monika!after he cummed all over that poor girls face and left evidence on her shirt...EH? RING ANY BELLS!? He lied to all Americans and cheated on his wife. That's the influence Hilree has in her life,oh actually she is married to him--Can HILREE really be TRUSTED?
note this: Bill Clinton actually said "i did not have sex with that woman." end of sentence. he named no one, and he was looking at people in the audience, not Monica. so, technically, he did not lie in that speech. i speak politese, scary, huh? like Daddy Bush's "no new taxes" sure, just raise or rearrange the ones we already had, again, not a lie. technically.
As I recall, Bill Clinton had the most successful presidency of the last 50 years. A great economy, terrific respect from abroad. (Clinton was the most admired president since Roosevelt overseas). A successful war in Kosovo that cost 2 American lives, and that had an exit strategy. I guess that pales in comparison to getting a blow job for you though.... moron.
Bill Clinton's war against Serbia was as illegal and unprovoked as Bush's war against Iraq. The only difference is that liberals supported the war on Serbia and not the war on Saddam. I supported neither, but even I can tell that Saddam was far worse than Milosevic.
Obama is a joke and will say what ever when ever and is in his own lala land! At least Clinton and I quote from Nightline this week made the comment that her and McCain were qualified for the Position as President of the United States!
McCain 08 he isn't a Bush doesn't agree w Bush and has clashed w Bush! Bush doesn't like McCain! But McCain will take the endorsement because he respects the fact that the gentleman is the President as all Americans should!
Obama is a joke and will say what ever when ever and is in his own lala land! At least Clinton and I quote from Nightline this week made the comment that her and McCain were qualified for the Position as President of the United States!
McCain 08 he isn't a Bush doesn't agree w Bush and has clashed w Bush! Bush doesn't like McCain! But McCain will take the endorsement because he respects the fact that the gentleman is the President as all Americans should!
Obama is a joke and will say what ever when ever and is in his own lala land! At least Clinton and I quote from Nightline this week made the comment that her and McCain were qualified for the Position as President of the United States!
McCain 08 he isn't a Bush doesn't agree w Bush and has clashed w Bush! Bush doesn't like McCain! But McCain will take the endorsement because he respects the fact that the gentleman is the President as all Americans should!
Obama is a joke and will say what ever when ever and is in his own lala land! At least Clinton and I quote from Nightline this week made the comment that her and McCain were qualified for the Position as President of the United States!
McCain 08 he isn't a Bush doesn't agree w Bush and has clashed w Bush! Bush doesn't like McCain! But McCain will take the endorsement because he respects the fact that the gentleman is the President as all Americans should!
Obama is a joke and will say what ever when ever and is in his own lala land! At least Clinton and I quote from Nightline this week made the comment that her and McCain were qualified for the Position as President of the United States!
McCain 08 he isn't a Bush doesn't agree w Bush and has clashed w Bush! Bush doesn't like McCain! But McCain will take the endorsement because he respects the fact that the gentleman is the President as all Americans should!
As a delegate in Texas we have started a resolution of no confidence in John McCain. As He does not represent the ideals and goals of the republican party.
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This has put the 2 of you to a low point! Your funny thats for sure ! But guys 2 men in Bed together and one w out shoes! Lookin Like your a little Gay there! And the beard man is growning like he has a sore Bum! This doesn't look good! Get out of the bed!
This is very Gay! But then again i don't c the 2 of you gettin tail!
Its too bad Ron Paul didn't decide to run as a independant but like he said in a interview hes diehard republican now, and McCain got the nomination. Which leaves Hillary, Obama, McCain, Gravel, Nader. If people want to see real change in the direction of the country they'll realise it can only come from the people, not by protest that no one listens to anymore but backed by law of the NI4D. Support Mike Gravel and the NI4D!
One of these days, all the politicians and scholars who've been discredited, threatened and blackmailed for telling their truth, are going to find their way to each other. It's going to be one hell of a press conference.
"The Day the Earth Stood Still!"
Fuck Cheney, Bush, Clinton, Kissinger and all PNAC pricks and every single one of you corrupt bastards who've sold out to the world management money mongers
"There like Herpes, but worse cuz they talk". Thats some funny shit. Being from Missouri, TN, and KY, im partially offended, but Damn thats really really funny.
we would still be fucked.. the 3% of america that is stupid enough, crazy enough and angry enough to do anything it takes to keep a black man out of the "WHITE" house... well are not going to le him live... we may see white suicide bombers. and w/ a mex vice pres we are just DP'd hard HARD@! because mexico basically sucks and America should try to be less like it.
They are quite real, they are probably Democrats of course, its still amusing.. because even the older Republicans remark the McCain looks like he has a foot in the grave.
Hitlary and her cheating hubby aren't going to make it. America is going to know better about money and power and what they want,, just more money and power. Screw Um !!!!! Obama the Christian isn't going to make it either,,,,,,,,,,,,,so the choice is weak......Go ahead and vote and see if it makes a shit !!!!! BWAhahahahahahaha
You know things have gotten bad when CNN can tout their "delegate totals" all day long without debate or discussion. Did you know that many Primary state delegates are unbound? Were you aware that many Caucus state delegate won't even be decided until summer? The people reporting a running delegate count are attempting to shape reality, not report it. A candidate that drops out can't "give" his delegates to anyone. It is impossible (and deceitful) to claim accurate delegate totals.
hillary,mexicans votin,jakys beard,& dunlap's masterbatin, my god what is this country becomin . its becomin to be another slippery,hairy spaniard woman that wants to fuck the americans out of every thing that is rightfully ours.
Jackie's voice has become more and more like an old mans as the vidcats have gone on. It used to be so deep. Now that he's quit smoking, it sounds more like an old man's then ever.
Texans voted for Hillary to keep her ugly butt in the race. It's the only way that John McCadaver has a chance to become President. Can't make it to the phone. HA, good one Dunlap! He'd trip and fall over trying to pull up his Depends.
wow, aren't you the articulate one. I'd be happy to argue with you once you decide to join the rest of the world in a little something I like to call reality. Also, it might help to refrain from name calling and actually address what issues you have with my statement.
you said conservatist are the one's pushing to take away our rights, you Democrats goto the polls talk to reporters from CNN about the "biggest problems" you have with the US, which now you're #1 problem you have is the economy, yet you want to elect Clinton or Obama, BOTH who want to RAISE taxes about $150BILLION a year more than what we are currently paying. The Illegal Immigrants that your people love so much are steadily ruining our country and you talk bad about the conservatives???
first off, i'm not a democrat - I think that having parties is doing a disservice to our country - and there certainly aren't any mentions of them in the constitution. Secondly - yes - the #1 problem is the economy - and if i remember correctly Bush sr left the country with the largest deficit in our history at the time, then Bill Clinton brought us to our largest surplus - Bush Jr then dropped that surplus to a deficit greater than his father. That would seem to be a pretty good reason.
Raising taxes is RESPONSIBLE.. and has to be done because the IDIOT thats in their now has ran up the countries credit card. If you dig a hole, you don't KEEP digging to get out of it. If you do that, you will end up in china - they could devalue our money instantly if so decide. Also they are removing taxes breaks that are going to the wealthy. The people getting tax breaks don't need them. Conservatives need to stop using illegals as a scape goat -
The EXACT same situation is occurring when a business sets up shop overseas - the only difference is the company is moving to the cheap labor instead of the cheap labor moving to the company. If the companies didn't partake in this - illegals wouldn't come here (there wouldn't be work) - and companies wouldn't move over seas if they had to pay the same amount to the workers there. Jobs here are lost in both cases. Its a multi faceted issue, you can't just put all the blame on illegals.
China's economy was never truly capitalist (NO industrialized nation ever achieved communism as Marx envisioned it); rather, it was a socialist oligharchy. Nowadays, they're state venture capitalists economically, with a totalitarian regime in charge politically.
You guys are the best political humorists on the internet.
I can't really figure out your politics but I suspect it's along the lines of Stephen Colbert.
I really can't stand Hillary and I like Obama. She still only gained about 2 net delegates. But she'll stay in the race and destroy any chance that the Democrats can win the general election, because she tears down Obama every chance she gets. He is too much of a gentleman to do the same to her. I guess going negative really works
It sucks but you are right Joanne. Even if Hillary was to be the nominee she has turned off so many voters with her sleazy slash and burn tactics that the Dems chances have been greatly diminished. Typical Clinton- it's always been about ME, ME, ME- never about the good of the country.
I agree - every time she contradicts herself its more ammo against her in the general election. Its getting to the point now that I don't think she has much of a chance against mccain. politicians are scum
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shut the fuck up, why the hell wont you cockroach ron paul supporters go away? He has no mathematical chance of winning- so for the love of God quit spouting your fucking bullshit.
I know Ron Paul won't win, but I'd rather vote for him than a person who would keep us in a war we should've never gone into. The Sunnis vs the shiites is none of our business.
Ron Paul has been the only Candidate to really talk in depth of what he'd like to change. Such as our borrowing money from China or selling arms to countries not allied with us. Those kind of things should never have happened.
Instead of simply hating a person, describe what you'd rather have happen.
Obama was against this war from the start. You wanna vote for someone who saw this war was a crock of shit from the jumpstreet, someone who actually has a chance of winning? Vote for Obama. I don't blame anyone for not voting for McCain or Clinton. While Obama might not be perfect he's way better than those two bozos.
Thats bullshit to say we should have never gone into this war. We should have been there years sooner- the second Sadam broke his surrender terms from the first war. Instead we acted like the rest of the UN and put on our "bitch hat".
We do not barrow from other countries- we let them invest in us, and we offer interest. The reason countries buy our bonds is because they know our economy is the safest in the world. Moron.
Why?, because we happen to be real American conservatives. Or is it because folks like you happen to be enemies of our beloved state. Why cant you and the moron liberals out there just jump into the sea, or head off to Mexico or something.
Our enemy wasn't Iraq. Not only were the terrorists happy we moved closer to them, creating basing easily accessable, but our true enemy geograpically dispersed. 2/4 Candidates say we're fighting the wrong war. I wonder why?
And yes, by borrowing I do mean "buying our debt" with interrest. Yes it does help our economy by keeping interrest rates low, allowing us to buy more overseas, it will eventually pile up deeper than we can repay.
The only reason debt piles up is because congress wont stop spending. The bonds are no danger to us.
Our enemy was Iraq- way before 9/11. They broke terms of surrender, we should have gone in. He also admired the 9/11 attacks and told his mucky mucks to look into ways they could do similar stuff to us.
Aside from that BS- we should topple are dictatorships. Pax Americana. Isolationism is immoral.
Candidates say we are fighting the wrong way to get idiots like you to vote for them.
Ron Paul an isolationist? Oh you mean as opposed to: Globalism? NAFTA? NAU? Trans-Texas Corridor? The Federal Reserve? The US dollar hitting bottom? Jobs going overseas? Etc, etc, etc...
America had a chance with Dennis Kucinich (D) and Ron Paul (R) on the ballot. Too bad the media is so enamoured with Barack to see the forest for the trees.
well put Wakeupobabmaorg. It is a shame... Oh well... We tried. I guess people like Usanationalist will start thinking "OHHHH soo THAT'S WHY THEY LIKED HIM SO MUCH AND SUPPORTED HIM TO THE BITTER END! hmm he may of been on to something..." when the shit hits the fan... This country is falling apart and soon... they'll be NO turning back..
see everybody thumbs down me because they're a bunch of cultists who can't stand the truth. Has he died or dropped out yet? I sent a cheque to the guy running against him for his congressional seat
Congratulations, you are successfully wasting your times. Not to mention everyone elses time when you post Pro Ron Paul BS- it is over. He wont be president. Shut the fuck up.
He won't be president? No.. i don't think you TRUELY understand my norrow minded freind.. He has done more for people than you could ever wish for.. He has opened people's eyes. Usnationalist.. please.. just go away you jumped up Neo-Con
...you're an idiot. Everyone with half a brain knowns he never had a shot at becoming president- and was just running to bring attention to things that would otherwise be overlooked. My comment was directed at one of his many online lemming spammers who have plauged youtube throughout this election- its over, quit plugging him.
never a good day when jackie can't smoke
TQXPreturns 1 month ago
TEXAS Mexicans For: McCain!!
Faztlan 3 years ago
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fuck you damn rednecks!!!!
nascarandamdrag 3 years ago
No, no.
Fuck you, you Prius-parking, leaf-licking liberal.
Hannahdabeast 2 years ago
The Clintons are like Herpes but worse because they talk!
Isaxman 3 years ago 10
Guy with the beared you look like my dad! hahaha funny stuff.
lucienep3 3 years ago
Like herpes but worse!! Yes.
TacticusPrime 3 years ago 5
Ha Ha, 'Are you hands chafed? they will be'
atriede 3 years ago
"lol thank god mexico can't vote... yet," these guys are great
shempjr1 3 years ago 4
Hahaha.. "Texas voted twice, and Hillary STILL won?" Hehehehehhh
megabraddotcom 3 years ago 3
these fuckers are funny
lastwlastw 3 years ago
God, I love these guys! Great work!
shabeki 3 years ago 6
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super gay
frigobar1000 3 years ago
hahaha why aint these guys on tv? i just found them on here there hilarous
trollcond 3 years ago 9
ddstar -- if you can't laugh about the deadly serious things, you can't laugh about anything. The funny thing is . . . it doesn't really matter much who's the president. The CIA and Halliburton are running the whole show anyway.
MexTexican 3 years ago
Hillary Clinton is not progressive. If you are progressive and voting for her, you aren't voting on the issues.
Obama may be an empty suit, but Hillary is full of things I don't like. She is close to the DLC, which I call Democrats Loving Corporations.
westphalianprinz 3 years ago
Perhaps, the greatest calls for her departure are coming from Obama supporters who fear that his elegant and shiny façade is beginning to show stress cracks.
The greater the scrutiny Obama receives, the more he looks like the run-of-the-mill liberal that his slender record says he is. So much for audaciously hoping for change...or was that changing hope audaciously?
HILLARY for President is a NO-brainer!
2025DPlaza 3 years ago
These people are retarded, I know its for humor, but the president is serious business and not to be fucked around with. It's turned into some game to put people at ease as if it doesn't matter who our president is. Sorry just very opinionated (just like these two who have no idea what they are talkin about).
ddstar 3 years ago
And yet we have politicians and presidential canidates going on shows like SNL. >___> And joking about it. And their opponents.
Is the topic of who our president is going to be a serious topic? Yes. Does that mean we have to be serious about it 100% of the time? I hope not. 'Cause then people would hate politics even more.
flixxit 3 years ago
thats right dunlap, the clintons are exactly like talking herpes only twice as dangerous............................judge
judge2020 3 years ago 2
What's with NAU flag? are you fags NWO sell-outs ?
sexlooksex 3 years ago
come down to memphis
lilkiz96 3 years ago
"thank god Mexico can't vote" hahahahhahahaha
Devin1498 3 years ago 2
people get the government they deserve...what did we do wrong?
dorisboy52 3 years ago
CAN HILREe BE TRUSTED??? How about hilary's dear hubby big backup support HILREE. REMEBER:the famous line?,when he looked straight in the camera with those naive looks, on TV and said "I did not have sexual relations with that women, Monika!after he cummed all over that poor girls face and left evidence on her shirt...EH? RING ANY BELLS!? He lied to all Americans and cheated on his wife. That's the influence Hilree has in her life,oh actually she is married to him--Can HILREE really be TRUSTED?
ieeTube 3 years ago
I have no care in Americas poletics, but are seriously suggesting that Hilary Clinton is gonna cum on some lass's head?
TheKazos 3 years ago
note this: Bill Clinton actually said "i did not have sex with that woman." end of sentence. he named no one, and he was looking at people in the audience, not Monica. so, technically, he did not lie in that speech. i speak politese, scary, huh? like Daddy Bush's "no new taxes" sure, just raise or rearrange the ones we already had, again, not a lie. technically.
iMBBonlyone 3 years ago
As I recall, Bill Clinton had the most successful presidency of the last 50 years. A great economy, terrific respect from abroad. (Clinton was the most admired president since Roosevelt overseas). A successful war in Kosovo that cost 2 American lives, and that had an exit strategy. I guess that pales in comparison to getting a blow job for you though.... moron.
GeSchmidtt 3 years ago
Bill Clinton's war against Serbia was as illegal and unprovoked as Bush's war against Iraq. The only difference is that liberals supported the war on Serbia and not the war on Saddam. I supported neither, but even I can tell that Saddam was far worse than Milosevic.
westphalianprinz 3 years ago
"Texas could vote twice and Hillary still won?!?"
I love it.
tybo09 3 years ago 3
I can't stop laughing!
spydyrman420 3 years ago
funny stuff
djrun 3 years ago
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hillary sucks.
check out our new video!
maizandblueballr 3 years ago
hahahahahahha
Novocain123 3 years ago
Man you guys are FUNNY!
Do you think kids are important? I do.
Watch my video!
RandyWiseman 3 years ago
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Judge Judy for President!
Obama is a joke and will say what ever when ever and is in his own lala land! At least Clinton and I quote from Nightline this week made the comment that her and McCain were qualified for the Position as President of the United States!
McCain 08 he isn't a Bush doesn't agree w Bush and has clashed w Bush! Bush doesn't like McCain! But McCain will take the endorsement because he respects the fact that the gentleman is the President as all Americans should!
McCain USA!
lfplayboy 3 years ago
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Judge Judy for President!
Obama is a joke and will say what ever when ever and is in his own lala land! At least Clinton and I quote from Nightline this week made the comment that her and McCain were qualified for the Position as President of the United States!
McCain 08 he isn't a Bush doesn't agree w Bush and has clashed w Bush! Bush doesn't like McCain! But McCain will take the endorsement because he respects the fact that the gentleman is the President as all Americans should!
McCain USA!
lfplayboy 3 years ago
no real american is named yanikv
rabidroach999 3 years ago
yanikv is like herpes but it writes!
5treefrogs 3 years ago
this is fucking funny i live in texas and i think your right i blame texas if clinton wins ahah
meatypeaty09 3 years ago
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Judge Judy for President!
Obama is a joke and will say what ever when ever and is in his own lala land! At least Clinton and I quote from Nightline this week made the comment that her and McCain were qualified for the Position as President of the United States!
McCain 08 he isn't a Bush doesn't agree w Bush and has clashed w Bush! Bush doesn't like McCain! But McCain will take the endorsement because he respects the fact that the gentleman is the President as all Americans should!
McCain USA!
lfplayboy 3 years ago
I know. It's completely Texas' fault. Texas cannot stop fucking things up for the rest of the country. As a Texan, I personally apologize.
battlehappy 3 years ago
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Judge Judy for President!
Obama is a joke and will say what ever when ever and is in his own lala land! At least Clinton and I quote from Nightline this week made the comment that her and McCain were qualified for the Position as President of the United States!
McCain 08 he isn't a Bush doesn't agree w Bush and has clashed w Bush! Bush doesn't like McCain! But McCain will take the endorsement because he respects the fact that the gentleman is the President as all Americans should!
McCain USA!
lfplayboy 3 years ago
this makes me embarrassed to be a conservative
stlcardsman15 3 years ago
Being a conservative wasn't embarassing enough?
LuckilyHeDied 3 years ago
Osama Hussein is a gay closeted muslim terrorist.....see Larry Sinclair's video. Oh, he also prefers CRACK-COCAINE to the powdered version.
2025DPlaza 3 years ago
what are you guys talking about? obama is worse than hilary! they both suck but come on.
gangstarrpirate 3 years ago
As a Democrat in Texas, I hate that Hillary won too... we need to stop the Bush/Clinton Era!!!!
theblahbook 3 years ago
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Judge Judy for President!
Obama is a joke and will say what ever when ever and is in his own lala land! At least Clinton and I quote from Nightline this week made the comment that her and McCain were qualified for the Position as President of the United States!
McCain 08 he isn't a Bush doesn't agree w Bush and has clashed w Bush! Bush doesn't like McCain! But McCain will take the endorsement because he respects the fact that the gentleman is the President as all Americans should!
McCain USA!
lfplayboy 3 years ago
As a delegate in Texas we have started a resolution of no confidence in John McCain. As He does not represent the ideals and goals of the republican party.
Squirelbutt 3 years ago
All republicans are rednecks, just like all democrats are tree hugging hippies.
Dano558 3 years ago
All you people who argue over politicians. They all would sell their children for a vote. The type of person who would stab you while you sleep.
ribmaster 3 years ago
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This has put the 2 of you to a low point! Your funny thats for sure ! But guys 2 men in Bed together and one w out shoes! Lookin Like your a little Gay there! And the beard man is growning like he has a sore Bum! This doesn't look good! Get out of the bed!
This is very Gay! But then again i don't c the 2 of you gettin tail!
McCain 2008! the realistic Choice!
lfplayboy 3 years ago
Idiot.
LuckilyHeDied 3 years ago
Idiot.
LuckilyHeDied 3 years ago
What charity got your paintin' money BTW?
AmericanCountryPride 3 years ago
Its too bad Ron Paul didn't decide to run as a independant but like he said in a interview hes diehard republican now, and McCain got the nomination. Which leaves Hillary, Obama, McCain, Gravel, Nader. If people want to see real change in the direction of the country they'll realise it can only come from the people, not by protest that no one listens to anymore but backed by law of the NI4D. Support Mike Gravel and the NI4D!
kyeot 3 years ago
One of these days, all the politicians and scholars who've been discredited, threatened and blackmailed for telling their truth, are going to find their way to each other. It's going to be one hell of a press conference.
"The Day the Earth Stood Still!"
Fuck Cheney, Bush, Clinton, Kissinger and all PNAC pricks and every single one of you corrupt bastards who've sold out to the world management money mongers
ikekll 3 years ago
How could I forget to mention Rockefeller
and throw Rove in there too!
ikekll 3 years ago
mort de rire
luca82100 3 years ago
"There like Herpes, but worse cuz they talk". Thats some funny shit. Being from Missouri, TN, and KY, im partially offended, but Damn thats really really funny.
mizzourah615 3 years ago
You're from three states?
danthemankhan 3 years ago
get a new job fuckers
drose31 3 years ago
Poke fun at politics! You guys need to be on televison!!! This is the funniest parody I've ever seen. Let me know when the DVD is on sale.
Gameleech 3 years ago
Thank God Mexico can't vote!
hardmod777 3 years ago
But worse cause they talk LMAO
Joshleaworld 3 years ago
Jackie and Dunlap...
lol, Jackie you look miserable, and Dunlap, no comment on your chapped hand.
Say,
while you fellas are in Nashville, look Don Williams up.
It would be so cool if he popped up in one of your videos. He's as American as a man can be
Don Williams- Good Ole Boys Like Me
watch?v=uzGx_XzxDeM
ikekll 3 years ago
Nice. I can't wait for the secret project.
"Joe Piscopo" for the win.
JayKHazen 3 years ago
lolz.the clintons have been here since the revolution.why is ron paul still in it??
emoemo667 3 years ago
mmmmmmmm... Amy Holmes.... I was wondering when somebody would notice her.
gigglehertz 3 years ago
lol
VerbalAikido 3 years ago
These guys are frickin' hilarious!
looneytoon76 3 years ago
suicide is the only answer...
besides if oboma won he would be assassinated...
StarofDavid666 3 years ago
Not if he picked up a Mexican Vice...think about it.
yanikv 3 years ago
we would still be fucked.. the 3% of america that is stupid enough, crazy enough and angry enough to do anything it takes to keep a black man out of the "WHITE" house... well are not going to le him live... we may see white suicide bombers. and w/ a mex vice pres we are just DP'd hard HARD@! because mexico basically sucks and America should try to be less like it.
StarofDavid666 3 years ago
='(
what is happening to this wonderful nation??
partyeveryday1217 3 years ago 2
Exposed, fake red necks, clean socks.
CLEAN SOCKS!! AARRRHGHHH!!!!!!!!!... YOU ARE FAKE
denialisimpotence 3 years ago
They are quite real, they are probably Democrats of course, its still amusing.. because even the older Republicans remark the McCain looks like he has a foot in the grave.
Broyles86 3 years ago
hahaha!! poor ol Jackie. I guess people finally noticed Obama is black.. hahahaha! whut? somebody had to say it. ;)
bralen24 3 years ago
He's not black...I met the man.
yanikv 3 years ago
yep hes mixed
emoemo667 3 years ago
Hitlary and her cheating hubby aren't going to make it. America is going to know better about money and power and what they want,, just more money and power. Screw Um !!!!! Obama the Christian isn't going to make it either,,,,,,,,,,,,,so the choice is weak......Go ahead and vote and see if it makes a shit !!!!! BWAhahahahahahaha
Workinman101 3 years ago
"Huck-a-math" ...thank god they don't teach that in school. ;-)
proff1999 3 years ago
I can't wait for the convention. What do ya think, 1968 repeat?
SCECountZero 3 years ago
The Clinton's are like termites that destroy your house. And when they are finished there they eat your car before they are satisfied. LOL
bvb720 3 years ago 2
That Amy Holmes is a giver!
DookofHDP 3 years ago
You know things have gotten bad when CNN can tout their "delegate totals" all day long without debate or discussion. Did you know that many Primary state delegates are unbound? Were you aware that many Caucus state delegate won't even be decided until summer? The people reporting a running delegate count are attempting to shape reality, not report it. A candidate that drops out can't "give" his delegates to anyone. It is impossible (and deceitful) to claim accurate delegate totals.
jokertim777 3 years ago
That I didn't know. I've long since given up on the idea of getting unbiased news from the American media, but this latest bit still gets to me.
simonferrer 3 years ago
THis Zombie gave it a 5.
Red State Update, is Awesome.
Ewe get outta my Hip Pocket.
tuffyjon 3 years ago
Talking Herpes...... classic!!!
Big Mystery.
micheal34 3 years ago 2
i havnt seen jackie be this mad since he tried to kill dunlap for saying something about Good Ol' FRED THOMPSON
far22186 3 years ago
Gawd damnit...
captcrack 3 years ago
Huckabee's gone.. and looking at who's left I guess there's really no hope left for America
mistacayman 3 years ago
NO religious nut jobs should ever become president after George Bush.
MaxNivek 3 years ago
I'm a hillary supporter and i love these guys! very funny!
rrmodlin 3 years ago
They get funnier every time and this one has more great lines than a week of Stewart and Colbert combined.
jwazzz 3 years ago 3
So all thats left is McCain..I think Jackie has a good chance to win the election! =D
Damnitscloudy 3 years ago 2
"They're like herpies but they talk" ROTFLMFAO
bigrobmjca 3 years ago 3
I blame Texas! I'm glad Mexico can't vote yet.
23505heat 3 years ago 3
I love these guys
leoynx 3 years ago 5
"Are your hands chapped?"
"They will be."
LOL
rmd2a1 3 years ago 4
"The Clintons are like herpes but worse, they talk"
HAHAHA!
DeathRattle101 3 years ago 5
mikma was here
mikma 3 years ago
LOL....I agree Any Holmes is Hot!
Lesser0n3 3 years ago
Only Toolbags call Ron Paul a Isolasinist...The term for what Ron Paul is called a Non-Interventalist.
tangeuray 3 years ago
only a zombie in the Ron Paul army could spell so poorly. Dude, it's the internet...look up the big words.
GretchenDawntreader 3 years ago 2
I don't blame Texas for Hillary's wins, I blame all them Latinos out there! This nation is going STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!
AmericanCountryPride 3 years ago
The Clintons are like herpes only worse cause they talk!
jaredwrightus 3 years ago
LOL picked up the red phone and it was Canada
originaldylan 3 years ago
LOL picked up the red phone and it was Canada
originaldylan 3 years ago
BUSH 2008
originaldylan 3 years ago
lol
Elk4758 3 years ago
lol
brian3373 3 years ago
hillary,mexicans votin,jakys beard,& dunlap's masterbatin, my god what is this country becomin . its becomin to be another slippery,hairy spaniard woman that wants to fuck the americans out of every thing that is rightfully ours.
watchdog3 3 years ago
Those hotel lotions are great!
bohab1969 3 years ago 2
Jackie's voice has become more and more like an old mans as the vidcats have gone on. It used to be so deep. Now that he's quit smoking, it sounds more like an old man's then ever.
laughingwarlock 3 years ago
"Thank God Mexico Can't Vote. Not Yet."
LOL. Sad, but true. Many third worlders and Euro-trash think they should have the right to vote in our elections.
SecureTheBorder 3 years ago 4
"Straight to Hell"
Dunlap, I warned you about the effects of motel rooms and beer. Now you are practizing self gratification.
messabout1 3 years ago
Best one ever.
Keep it up guys.
jibberjabber86 3 years ago
Don't Blame me I vcoted for Obama just to get Rid of Hillary & it didn't Work!!!
gnrdude 3 years ago 2
LOL that was great!! :)
footprints6837 3 years ago
Joe Piscopo?!?! When's the last time Jackie stayed up past 10PM anyway?
fuzzfoot 3 years ago 3
jackie, your expressions are priceless.
iMBBonlyone 3 years ago
Texans voted for Hillary to keep her ugly butt in the race. It's the only way that John McCadaver has a chance to become President. Can't make it to the phone. HA, good one Dunlap! He'd trip and fall over trying to pull up his Depends.
CrocodileAvoider 3 years ago 2
Did anyone else notice that the pillow was stained after jackie got up????
SKYNARD!!!!!!!!!! Nice hat!!!!
paullo19 3 years ago
...they will be lol
HaxxorsProduction 3 years ago
Another good one guys! What is the secret mission in Nashville? You can tell us - we'll keep it a secret!
KarlUshanka 3 years ago
cheers!!
jackie is the fuckin best.
blastingcaps 3 years ago 3
thank god mexico can't vote lol
hudsonboy100 3 years ago 2
"Bring me the lotion..."
LOL ;-D 5*****
WizKil 3 years ago
LOL... The country is going to hell..... :(
TwilightDrop 3 years ago 4
Im Hispanic and were all rooting for Obama. But we cant vote......if we could he would win^^
Chavez1993 3 years ago
Great we now have three Red Liberals racing to turn America into Communist China.
airborne373 3 years ago
what part of china do you hate more, the communism or the lack of freedoms? because conservatives are the ones pushing to take our rights away
driubi 3 years ago 3
are you fucking high hippy?
alwaysending 3 years ago
wow, aren't you the articulate one. I'd be happy to argue with you once you decide to join the rest of the world in a little something I like to call reality. Also, it might help to refrain from name calling and actually address what issues you have with my statement.
driubi 3 years ago
you said conservatist are the one's pushing to take away our rights, you Democrats goto the polls talk to reporters from CNN about the "biggest problems" you have with the US, which now you're #1 problem you have is the economy, yet you want to elect Clinton or Obama, BOTH who want to RAISE taxes about $150BILLION a year more than what we are currently paying. The Illegal Immigrants that your people love so much are steadily ruining our country and you talk bad about the conservatives???
alwaysending 3 years ago
first off, i'm not a democrat - I think that having parties is doing a disservice to our country - and there certainly aren't any mentions of them in the constitution. Secondly - yes - the #1 problem is the economy - and if i remember correctly Bush sr left the country with the largest deficit in our history at the time, then Bill Clinton brought us to our largest surplus - Bush Jr then dropped that surplus to a deficit greater than his father. That would seem to be a pretty good reason.
driubi 3 years ago
Raising taxes is RESPONSIBLE.. and has to be done because the IDIOT thats in their now has ran up the countries credit card. If you dig a hole, you don't KEEP digging to get out of it. If you do that, you will end up in china - they could devalue our money instantly if so decide. Also they are removing taxes breaks that are going to the wealthy. The people getting tax breaks don't need them. Conservatives need to stop using illegals as a scape goat -
driubi 3 years ago 2
The EXACT same situation is occurring when a business sets up shop overseas - the only difference is the company is moving to the cheap labor instead of the cheap labor moving to the company. If the companies didn't partake in this - illegals wouldn't come here (there wouldn't be work) - and companies wouldn't move over seas if they had to pay the same amount to the workers there. Jobs here are lost in both cases. Its a multi faceted issue, you can't just put all the blame on illegals.
driubi 3 years ago
its called parody, numbnuts
slimbofat 3 years ago
China's economy was never truly capitalist (NO industrialized nation ever achieved communism as Marx envisioned it); rather, it was a socialist oligharchy. Nowadays, they're state venture capitalists economically, with a totalitarian regime in charge politically.
simonferrer 3 years ago
thank you.
lepainiac 3 years ago
lmfao, he wants to masterbate
ty99999returns 3 years ago
Unfortunately I smell Hillary sneaking her way to the Dem. nominee! Since I live in NY I'd like to share my pain with the entire nation! SORRY :(
RecceMan90 3 years ago 2
You guys are the best political humorists on the internet.
I can't really figure out your politics but I suspect it's along the lines of Stephen Colbert.
I really can't stand Hillary and I like Obama. She still only gained about 2 net delegates. But she'll stay in the race and destroy any chance that the Democrats can win the general election, because she tears down Obama every chance she gets. He is too much of a gentleman to do the same to her. I guess going negative really works
joannegullion 3 years ago 3
"I guess going negative really works"
Duh!
DrBones666 3 years ago
It sucks but you are right Joanne. Even if Hillary was to be the nominee she has turned off so many voters with her sleazy slash and burn tactics that the Dems chances have been greatly diminished. Typical Clinton- it's always been about ME, ME, ME- never about the good of the country.
asdffd 3 years ago 2
I agree - every time she contradicts herself its more ammo against her in the general election. Its getting to the point now that I don't think she has much of a chance against mccain. politicians are scum
driubi 3 years ago 2
nice
hunterswine 3 years ago
funnylicious
usnationalist 3 years ago
Obama wants the troups in Pakistan.
Hillary wants to give what we don't have.
McCain won't budge on the "war".
Ron Paul? His views are different, but by looking at the other 3, I'd say he's the best choice.
I liked that talking Herpies line!
pyromaniacjon 3 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
shut the fuck up, why the hell wont you cockroach ron paul supporters go away? He has no mathematical chance of winning- so for the love of God quit spouting your fucking bullshit.
I hate you.
usnationalist 3 years ago
I know Ron Paul won't win, but I'd rather vote for him than a person who would keep us in a war we should've never gone into. The Sunnis vs the shiites is none of our business.
Ron Paul has been the only Candidate to really talk in depth of what he'd like to change. Such as our borrowing money from China or selling arms to countries not allied with us. Those kind of things should never have happened.
Instead of simply hating a person, describe what you'd rather have happen.
pyromaniacjon 3 years ago 4
Obama was against this war from the start. You wanna vote for someone who saw this war was a crock of shit from the jumpstreet, someone who actually has a chance of winning? Vote for Obama. I don't blame anyone for not voting for McCain or Clinton. While Obama might not be perfect he's way better than those two bozos.
asdffd 3 years ago
I completely agree! The thought of her being in the white house is frightening!!!!!!
htcsnavybrat 3 years ago 8
Obama is CFR he loves the war.
airborne373 3 years ago 3
If it comes down to Obama or McCain, I may just do such a thing.
pyromaniacjon 3 years ago
Votes of principal are wasted votes.
Thats bullshit to say we should have never gone into this war. We should have been there years sooner- the second Sadam broke his surrender terms from the first war. Instead we acted like the rest of the UN and put on our "bitch hat".
We do not barrow from other countries- we let them invest in us, and we offer interest. The reason countries buy our bonds is because they know our economy is the safest in the world. Moron.
usnationalist 3 years ago
moron? looks like you dont know shit m8!! get a clue thanks
northwesten 3 years ago
...what was the point of that comment? You Ron Paul lemmings are the ones living a delusioned reality.
usnationalist 3 years ago
Why?, because we happen to be real American conservatives. Or is it because folks like you happen to be enemies of our beloved state. Why cant you and the moron liberals out there just jump into the sea, or head off to Mexico or something.
yanikv 3 years ago
Conservitism is not my problem with Ron Paul. It is his foreign policy. I would be a libertarian too if they werent a party of isolationists.
usnationalist 3 years ago
Our enemy wasn't Iraq. Not only were the terrorists happy we moved closer to them, creating basing easily accessable, but our true enemy geograpically dispersed. 2/4 Candidates say we're fighting the wrong war. I wonder why?
And yes, by borrowing I do mean "buying our debt" with interrest. Yes it does help our economy by keeping interrest rates low, allowing us to buy more overseas, it will eventually pile up deeper than we can repay.
pyromaniacjon 3 years ago 3
The only reason debt piles up is because congress wont stop spending. The bonds are no danger to us.
Our enemy was Iraq- way before 9/11. They broke terms of surrender, we should have gone in. He also admired the 9/11 attacks and told his mucky mucks to look into ways they could do similar stuff to us.
Aside from that BS- we should topple are dictatorships. Pax Americana. Isolationism is immoral.
Candidates say we are fighting the wrong way to get idiots like you to vote for them.
usnationalist 3 years ago
/agree
verdantforce88 3 years ago 2
usnationalist.. shut the fuck up your self you pile of shit. I SUPPORT RON PAUL AND am PROUD OF IT
Bigpineapple 3 years ago
Ron Paul is an isolationist who's lost and may even lose his congressional seat lol. Isolationism sucks and so does her
originaldylan 3 years ago
Ron Paul an isolationist? Oh you mean as opposed to: Globalism? NAFTA? NAU? Trans-Texas Corridor? The Federal Reserve? The US dollar hitting bottom? Jobs going overseas? Etc, etc, etc...
America had a chance with Dennis Kucinich (D) and Ron Paul (R) on the ballot. Too bad the media is so enamoured with Barack to see the forest for the trees.
WakeUpObamaborg 3 years ago 4
well put Wakeupobabmaorg. It is a shame... Oh well... We tried. I guess people like Usanationalist will start thinking "OHHHH soo THAT'S WHY THEY LIKED HIM SO MUCH AND SUPPORTED HIM TO THE BITTER END! hmm he may of been on to something..." when the shit hits the fan... This country is falling apart and soon... they'll be NO turning back..
Bigpineapple 3 years ago
he beat his opponent 70/30 in the congressional primary. Try again
takerdust 3 years ago
Actually he won with 70% if the vote
blueyellow20002000 3 years ago
see everybody thumbs down me because they're a bunch of cultists who can't stand the truth. Has he died or dropped out yet? I sent a cheque to the guy running against him for his congressional seat
originaldylan 3 years ago
im just thumbsdowning you because you said complained. complaining doesnt get you anywhere.
and bob dylan rocks.
hell we should just vote dylan for prez lol
confusedabused 3 years ago 2
Congratulations, you are successfully wasting your times. Not to mention everyone elses time when you post Pro Ron Paul BS- it is over. He wont be president. Shut the fuck up.
usnationalist 3 years ago
He won't be president? No.. i don't think you TRUELY understand my norrow minded freind.. He has done more for people than you could ever wish for.. He has opened people's eyes. Usnationalist.. please.. just go away you jumped up Neo-Con
Bigpineapple 3 years ago
...you're an idiot. Everyone with half a brain knowns he never had a shot at becoming president- and was just running to bring attention to things that would otherwise be overlooked. My comment was directed at one of his many online lemming spammers who have plauged youtube throughout this election- its over, quit plugging him.
usnationalist 3 years ago