Craptastic Automobile

[suckaniggasdick]

What's the big teddy bear for? 

You know what i don't even wanna know

[8cuttlefish8]

@suckaniggasdick Yeah u don't ;D.

[shiftplusone80]

Lol... great video.... I love the enthusiasm in your voice. Subscribed.

[8cuttlefish8]

@shiftplusone80 Haha, cheers mate :D.

[bobthepeaceful]

Well at least the polar bear would act as an airbag......

as for the car where can i get one.....

[thesmellofnapalm22]

LOL thats awesome

[8cuttlefish8]

@jnt4life Haha, yeah it is in good shape, it still goes like a champ! :D

[hentajus]

awesome!!! one of the best videos on youtube! ever!!! :D

[8cuttlefish8]

@hentajus LOL!!!!! In a way i guess........Best at being the most cruddy, then yes :D.

[PhileasJFogg]

You should have seen my first car - Datsun 120Y coupe. More rust than Rusty McDust from Rustville-on-Sea.

I say rust, when in fact there was air where the bodywork should have been, but by God did it do a mean rear wheel drift.

Had a beautiful black vinyl roof too, made from recycled garbage bags.

No polar bear unfortunately.

Great vid - especially the deliberate out-of-sync sound. Excellent!

[8cuttlefish8]

@PhileasJFogg Haha its sounds like ur first car was a BEAST!

[KorNBikeR78]

LMAO!!!

Go the the MIGHTY FORD!!!

[8cuttlefish8]

@KorNBikeR78 It's a beast of a car ;D.

[RC62]

Hilarious! Well done! LMAO

[8cuttlefish8]

@RC62 Cheers mate! :D

[8cuttlefish8]

Cheers buddy!

[8cuttlefish8]

Thanks buddy!

[8cuttlefish8]

Isn't it just!

[HazeGreyAndUnderway]

this totally wins, ahahahahaha

[8cuttlefish8]

Thanks mate haha!

[M3anMachin3]

"sports exhaustless" LOL this is even funnier the second time. You get to notice the details, even the craptastic EJ tune on the craptastic stereo :)

[8cuttlefish8]

Lol, its amazing how many ppls watched this twice lol.

[M3anMachin3]

you should apply for a job @ Top Gear :)

[Tvinky]

I want one!

[8cuttlefish8]

Come by for a test drive!

Im selling it for a basket of mixed fruit!

[Tvinky]

Okey, one day I will visit Australia - one of the reasons will be this car :D

[geesisfreak]

If it is sooo bad why the steering wheel lock??

[8cuttlefish8]

The doors dont lock and old cars are easy to hot wire lol.

[karlosdajackal]

Great stuff, i had a manual ford fiesta of the same era, only 1.1, it wasn't that bad really, well until i blew the engine :O

Any car is better than no car! :)

[8cuttlefish8]

Haha, yeas that true, this car has served me well for almost 3 years now. It's just pretty much a beach car now though.

[forbes625]

just think it could be worse!

i'm not entirely sure how but it could!

[boozled86]

LOL funny vid mate like some others said i also had to watch it twice....lmfao

[8cuttlefish8]

Haha, glad u liked it!

[Thaibiker85]

That's a badass car I bet girls love it.

[8cuttlefish8]

Ohh yeah it's a chick magnet thats 4 sure ;D.

[brotherblonde]

Top stuff. I want one!!

"Clown in a Crab Factory"...Mate you are sooo random. LMAO, then I put it back on again. :)

[8cuttlefish8]

Cheers BB, me likie the random! :D

[woodenchairs]

Ha to watch this again and noticed the Club on the floor. Are you really worried someone's gonna steal this thing? ;P lol

[8cuttlefish8]

No but its very easy to steal lol, the doors don't lock properly and old cars are easy to hot wire :D.

[1VanFlyheight1]

OMG The polar bear! haha

Awesome vid Jeremy :D

[8cuttlefish8]

Thanks mate, the polar pear is a champ hey!

[justpeachy14177]

LMAO!!! CRAPTASTIC  you are just adorable!!!!

[8cuttlefish8]

Lol, cheers peachy, glad the tsunami wasn't a disaster too :D.

[ktmjw]

haha i couldnt stop laughing the whole time. that vid is epic lol

[8cuttlefish8]

Thanks so much! :D

[M3anMachin3]

ROFL !!! you made me want one too! :)

[8cuttlefish8]

Haha, i should open a dealership maybe? ;D

[bfmv580]

Wow!

[8cuttlefish8]

I thimk u summed it up perfectly :D.

[missingparts]

With all the orange on the gauges and controls, I had a feeling it was from the late '80s. The interior looks almost the same as my Festiva's.

[8cuttlefish8]

Ohh rly haha, cool.

[ToastToGo]

Wow that was amazing! lol hhahahaha

[8cuttlefish8]

Why thank you Mr Toast :P.

[NodnarbRS]

The "carbon-fiber-less" really got me (^_^) hehehe

[8cuttlefish8]

Haha, i liked that to when i randomly thought of it :D.

[Iroquois14]

lmao awesome

[8cuttlefish8]

Cheers mate.

[warezvz]

HA HA HA HA  rally inspired design =)

[8cuttlefish8]

Ohh yeah, cant u tell? ;D

[matth1138]

Better than a whole hour of Top Gear. Eat your heart out Jeremy Clarkson!

[8cuttlefish8]

HAHA yes i was trying to be Clarkson. It was epic fail though haha.

[matth1138]

This is the crapiest car....IN THE WORLD!

[8cuttlefish8]

@matth1138 Haha, and i am so proud of that :D.

[808yewtube]

That was brilliant!!!! LMAO! very sweet car!!! I'm in love!!!! haha! :)

[8cuttlefish8]

Haha, the market value on old brown fords just went through the roof! :D.

[billmaa]

OMG, this is pure brilliance...I laughed thru the whole thing..I'm going to stop typing so I can hit favorite and watch it again..=)

[8cuttlefish8]

Lil thanks Billy, im a little angry the audio got messed up after uploading it though lol. I still have to do my name vid response hmmmm....lol :D.

[L0udP1p35]

Great crappy car!

Hilarious as usual :D

[8cuttlefish8]

Cheers buddy.

[savethefreak]

LMAO Excellent video ma man!! Utterly brilliantly, I was going to angrily message you today demanding a video as well lmao

Awesome man truly, and you look SO cool! haha xD

Whats the bear called??? Call it... raeb xD

[8cuttlefish8]

Haha, Raeb is the best name for the bear, YES!!!!!!!!!!

[onejillion]

I love it!! I'm glad that you chose the steering wheel option, j/k. :D

Very funny vid!

[8cuttlefish8]

Thanks Jill.

[burnrubber665]

haha im so used to american cars i thought the polar bear was driving at 1 50

[B1aDK]

"American cars" hah, thats funny..

But yea. Right-side steering and leftside driving. Its madness

[8cuttlefish8]

Lol, we are totally backwards here XD.

[8cuttlefish8]

The polar bear is too much of a reckless driver si i didnt let him drive ;D.

[Twiggie087]

HAHA, thats was awesome!!! Never heard of a Ford Laser....But it was a great dedication video to it :D

[8cuttlefish8]

Cheers Twig!

[britex3186]

nice!

[nightrider250R]

One badass ford

[8cuttlefish8]

Hells yeah! ;D

[woodenchairs]

LOL!!!! Sweeeeet! :D That's some funny shizzle and HOLY CRAP is that polar bear HUGE. LOL I dont know why but he never looked that big but in the car omg LOL I want one! ;P SOOo many funny things in this vid man excellent! :D

[8cuttlefish8]

Thanks dude, the polar bear it so awesome hey!

[REEDSBUD]

Sooooooooooo EXCELLENT bro!!! Funniest thing i've seen in ages!!

[8cuttlefish8]

Thanks heaps mate! :D