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  • heh, Vogter.

  • If it's the underworld club... why was Rapper Jesus there?

  • He left the door opened

  • rate comment and fap....LOLOL

  • good stuff. I have great people around me, hardcore christian's and hardcore Atheists, I myself am Atheist. A sense of humor keeps us all together, people are allowed to believe whatever they would like, nobody should push their beliefs on another. Its almost always a christian slamming somebody else for their beliefs though. your shit nails how they get away with it. loving this stuff man.

  • Needs more Cowbell!

  • >:^0 DAMMIT The Religies seem to know that us atheists are really evil.

  • Lol. I noticed that there's no kitchen. THAT LYING BITCH! xD

  • what is the name that is mentioned at 4:04? i cant hear it.

  • Hey! :D That song at the end...i remember my freshman English teacher showed us this song when we were studying poetry xD 

  • Is that Thundef00t?

  • Is that Thundef00t?

  • Evolution HAS already been proven! Look it up if you really won't to know but don't bother thee audience about it.

  • @HolySnappzors The Bible has been proven .. There is PLENTY of scientific evidence to back it up. a lot of atheist are gay, and thats not a joke, you sinners and evolutionists are destroying this planet. You seriously think we came from monkeys? And that this planet came about by accident from a bang? Look at the human brain and eye, do REAL research on it, look at how it would take a super genius to create something like that. We were created, there IS a creator!

  • @TheBook0fEli Ok.. reading some of your other things.. wow. Real research? Are you kidding me? Everything you said is obviously from creationist videos and websites. You didn't even bother looking at the other side of the argument, I can tell. I used to be a Christian(don't give me any of that "you were never a true believer" crap, I was). I decided to actually LOOK at the other side and realized it was correct. Actually read and you'd know what you're saying is nonsense. It's embarrassing.

  • @EmperorColo You were never a true believer! lol

  • @TheBook0fEli You sir are a total moron. "The Bible has plenty of scientific evidence to back up the Bible".,..yup that's religious logic for you, "It's true because this book says that this book is true!" You say many times that there's proof of creation but have yet to give any examples? We non-reatrds on the other hand have this thing called DNA which allow us to pinpoint our genetic separation from primate ancestors. Also, ever heard of dinosaurs?

  • @TheBook0fEli Sooo funny...

  • I believe there is a creator and the bible is a lie and only idiots believe it. Cuz if Jesus did existed then where is that cross he died on. And for those that don't know this the cross is not a symbol of holy it's a symbol of torture and death..

  • I loved this video. Now someone just needs to create The Secret Lives of Theists as a response video. But yes, this video was hilarious.

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  • As an atheist, I need to know that kick-ass metal song that played when he walked into his house... so I can play it while my boyfriend and I fornicate.

  • I just wish being an atheist was as fun as in this video...

  • God damn NephilimFree...He's onto us!

  • Once someone assumed that I eat unborn babies...but I turned it around on her and told her that SHE had actually eaten more unborn children than I have giving her husband oral and since I'm a lesbian I don't eat any myself. PWNAGE.

  • I WISH my house looked like that...

  • I loved this. If only you had theamazingatheist too. XD

  • Huh? That pretty much described my typical day. Spot on.

  • has anyone noticed that all the famous atheists get youtube partner, but the theists dont like shockofgod or something? odd.

  • I thought i was the only atheist who enjoyed goats blood.

  • The Illuminati are not real. They disbanded over 2 centuries ago.

  • @republicofsandles yeah, financial problems. They invested in Enron...

  • Atheists: they think everyone else is a part of some secret conspiracy against them, and have to lash out against others because of it. Sigh.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids Where did you get that load of bullshit from?

  • @chewbaccajoe Atheists.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids Are you always delusional? Or just stupid? Is it a medical condition?

  • @chewbaccajoe atheists clearly believe the world's religions are somehow conspired against them and the proof is the way they keep on abusing people just because those people are religious. "what? You're buddhist? Well im an ATHEIST and I say you're a TRAITOR to science and should be LOCKED UP!" This video shows that same kind of paranoid attitude. A group of church-goers talk behind an atheist's back just because he's an atheist- which always happens in atheist's minds.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids I guess you have all three traits then. Stupidity, delusional and some type of medical condition....thanks for coming out and playing!

  • @chewbaccajoe Typical atheist tactic when faced with logical argument: "Uh-oh... this guy's using logic! better call him delusional so I still have an excuse to shout at Buddhist monks for being religious!"

  • @AcAwSk8Vids You are delusional if you believe I yell at Buddhist monks,lol. How is that tinfoil hat fitting? It seems to be a bit tight.

  • @chewbaccajoe I'm not accusing every individual atheists- a few might even be nice people. But the problem is that atheism is a system that justifies abusing people of other beliefs, whether Buddhists, Christians, Wiccans, gays or others.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids

    (christian) "Believe in Jesus or go to Hell"

    (atheist) "Do you have a reason for this, or are you just making shit up?"

    (christian) "Believe in Jesus or go to Hell"

    (atheist) *sigh* Delusional biggot...

    (christian) "YOU ARE OPPRESSING ME AND MY BELIEF!"

    ...

    

  • @MagnusNyborg Christian/Muslim/ Buddhist: "I'm going to go to church/to the mosk/to meditate"

    Atheist: "YOU EVIL TRAITOR TO SCIENCE!!!!"

    Christian/Muslim/Buddhist: "oh... an atheist. time to go."

  • @AcAwSk8Vids then stop using modern medicine, computers, cars, airplanes, phones... should i go on?

    :)

  • @MagnusNyborg What, you mean the things Christian Europe came up with? =)

  • @AcAwSk8Vids religion have not made any substantial discovery :)

    Oooh wait, some religion invented prair-beads... i think thats it. What is better, prair-beads or the sum result of science?

    And Europe is by far not christian.

  • @MagnusNyborg Science? You mean what God made?

  • @AcAwSk8Vids clearly none of all gods gave you a brain :) Neither did nature...

  • @MagnusNyborg You believe in gods now? When did you de-convert from atheism like so many others?

  • @AcAwSk8Vids maybe that is why no god gave you a brain, maybe no god exists :)

    But then, nature also failed to give you one :P

  • @MagnusNyborg What I find funny is: since God made everything that makes up science, the more knowledgeable mankind becomes at science, the more God's intelligence is seen since he invented it. Aww, too bad for atheists. =)

  • @AcAwSk8Vids but YOU are not knowledgable. And there is no evidence for any god, making me suspect that theism is merely a mental disorder where a childs brain doesnt fully develop, and they cannot separate fantasy from reality. This explains the delusionary claims, and irrational behavious from theists when their fantasy is confronted.

    To bad you didnt get a brain :)

  • @MagnusNyborg No more knowledgable in science than yourself or than humans in general; who have only begun to discover the wonders of God's intelligence through science =)

  • @AcAwSk8Vids oh but I am more knowledgable than you are on scientic matters :)

    The strongest evidence _against_ religion is its believers :P

  • @MagnusNyborg Then I'm happy for you, and everyone who is blessed with scientific knowledge of what God has made.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids you just described religion (mainly christianity) in a nutshell...

  • Thunderf00t saying Cocksucker made me laugh for at LEAST 15 minutes straight.

  • Is J-Dawg actually "Macho Man: Randy Savage?

  • Hah. Some days I wish atheism really was like this. It'd be much more funny.

  • Please Darkmatter2525 can you subtitle the videos? There are people, like me, from countries where we speak spanish, and we love your videos, but sometimes it's difficult understand them because your english is so fast.. plz i hope you read this message!

  • Hilarious!

  • Wow, USA christians surely are dangerous. In most countries in western europe, agnostics hold the moral majority (even though they're a minority). Being christian is seen as sectarian, but being atheist is seen as "untolerant".

  • @TheCynicalDude

    Most atheists are agnostics and most agnostics are atheists.

    Theism is a belief. If you don't have it, you're atheist.

    Gnosticism is a claim of certainty. If you don't have it, you're agnostic.

    Someone who doesn't believe in any gods and also doesn't claim to know there can't be any, is both agnostic and atheist.

  • @rkyeun What the fuck was that called for, man? XD I know what those words mean. And I think it's implied in my statement that by "agnostic" I mean the "I-dont-know-shit" people who are also atheist in the weakest sense, and by "atheist" I mean antitheist. It's not what those words strictly mean, but casual language does not need to be so, it's purpose is that people get the picture. And you got the picture of what I was sayin', right?

  • @TheCynicalDude

    I wasn't doing it to be insulting. I'd just really prefer it if we kept the words accurate. No, it wasn't clear what you were saying. Because atheist is NOT the same as antitheist, and "Why do atheists hate god?" is the casual-slur/insult/ignorant-gr­unt of choice for most Christians around here based on the misuse of language causing them to misunderstand. I end up having to correct people about definitions because of this "casual misuse" of terms.

  • @rkyeun I know you weren't insluting no man, the randomness of your comment just made me chuckle, that's where the "WTF" reaction came from.

    Well, given the situation in the US, I can understand your "semantic dictatorship". We don't have the god-hatred bullshit round here. It's more like "IBELIEVEITRESPECTIT". They're cornered 'round Spain.

  • @TheCynicalDude

    We have creationists over here who play semantic word games /in their political campaign speeches/, with the openly stated goal of teaching /the creation myth of the Bible/ as if it were science and in the place of evolution. Because they do not understand words, and do not use them properly, and train their sheep to not use them properly. Half of them think the Big Bang theory involved dynamite!

  • oh my flying speggetti monster BionicDance is in this this si so much more awsome this is most likely how they actually see athiests and its sad

  • lol same ol same ol atheist jargon. When are you guys going to actually have some facts with legitimate details to back up there is no God? All you do is complain, insult, and attack with sarcasm. Maybe people might actually listen to you if you had a calm logical approach? and maybe not lol. Gimme something to sink my teeth into and think about. In the meantime God bless I hope you find peace. Shalom

  • @cowleshome this is a good analogy - the amount of evidence for unicrons existing amount to the same amount of evidence gods exist. Think about that. Slalom.

  • @MagnusNyborg There are unicorns. Its called the rhino

  • @TdotClappa there are also spermwhales, and their horns have just the shape of a unicorns.

    But are there 'unicorns'?

  • @MagnusNyborg The Indian Rhinoceros (Rhinoceros unicornis) Look it up

  • @TdotClappa the Mythological Unicorn, look it up. It shares no visible charactersitic with Rhino, infact rhino was classified much later.

    The unicorn was a horse with 1 horn. Does that creature exist?

  • @MagnusNyborg Noah Websters 1828 Dictionary

    U'NICORN, n. [L. unicornis; unus, one, and cornu, horn.]

    1. an animal with one horn; the monoceros. this name is often applied to the rhinoceros.

    Modern Websters Diction

    1. having one horn

    2. a mythical animal GENERALLY DEPICTED with the body and head of a horse...

    Now lets use logic. The original Websters dictionary does not mention anything to do with a mythical horse like creature. Second, the King James bible was transcribed in 1611

  • @MagnusNyborg Unicornis is rooted in latin lets look at what the meaning in latin is shall we. “unicornis” from the Latin “uni”, meaning "one" and “cornis”, meaning "horn".

  • @TdotClappa unicorn is just a word, and i am not interested in your childish wordgames.

    The mythological creature "Unicorn" however was more than just a word...

  • @MagnusNyborg Sit there and be ignorant

  • @TdotClappa ROFL

  • @MagnusNyborg Just to make you happy I did actually look up the greek mythological portion of the myth and guess what they had to say and I quote "Unicorns are not found in Greek mythology, but rather in accounts of natural history, for Greek writers of natural history were convinced of the reality of the unicorn, which they located in India, a distant and fabulous realm for them." In india just like The Indian Rhinoceros (Rhinoceros unicornis). C'mon I thought you based your assumptions on fact

  • @TdotClappa good for you.

    However, the mythological unicorn looked nothing like a rhino, If it was the result of a chain of chineese whispers, or of it was deliberately modified, i dont know, That is however IRRELEVANT. Do you understand that word and what that means? IRRELEVANT!

    You may replace the word unicorn with either of the following if that pleases you - Santa Claus, Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, Pink Unicorn, Leprechaun. Do you understand this?

  • @TdotClappa however, and this is the point i know you are desperately trying to avoid:

    Things that dont exist, cannot not be proven to not exist. And you may include gods into that cateogry, because until something shows evidence for existance, it is only rational to not believe.

    Just like I have no reason to believe you will understand this point until you show that you do - evidence, nothing beats it!

  • @MagnusNyborg Actually no, that is that point you are desperately trying to prove. You said there are no such things as unicorns, I was simply showing you that there are unicorns. Then now you somehow changed this into a discussion about God and not believing because of lack of evidence. Next time focus on the main context of the conversation

  • @TdotClappa wow.

    Are you somewhat slow?

    The original comment was about the evidential situation for god being the same as for unicorns (the mythological version).

    Can your neurons now register this?

  • @MagnusNyborg So why do you feel the need to insult me? Its one thing to have a wholesome discussion but I guess if you want to feel superior whatever

  • @cowleshome how is this for logic and reason?

    Until there is actual evidence for the existance of something, it is only rational to not believe that thing exists.

    Atheism in a nutshell, now provide the reasons and positive evidence for any god to exist, and specifically that your particular god is the only one. Until you do this, it is only rational for me to not believe you.

  • @MagnusNyborg I might also add: until there is actual evidence for the existance of something, it is only rational to not believe that thing exists. Christianity in a nutshell, now provide the reasons and positive evidence for evolution to exist, and specifically that it can only be the work of evolution and nothing else. Until you do this, it is only rational not to believe in evolution.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids scientist live on the fact that they produce evidence along with their explanations. The theory of evolution is fully supported by the facts of evolution (fossils and dna samples) as can be found in any and all scientific papers on the subject.

    Religion lives on never provinding anything but unproven assertions. Religion is not scientific, and christianity survives only by having ignorant sheeps :P ... there are no evidence for any god...

  • @MagnusNyborg then prove evolution

  • @AcAwSk8Vids ring-species. You can wikipedia the full description, search for "Ring Species"

    According to the religious crationist view, no such thing as ring-species can exist. According to evolutionary theory, they are a natural phenomenon and only expected to exist.

    Ring-species exist - you are done.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids religion is the claim "HAHA I know the truth and you cannot disprove my claims" :P

    And christianity is the worst of them all, an immoral injust incompetent god with insecurity complex who repeatedly screws up the world in his attempts to make it 'just the way he wants it'. :O

  • @AcAwSk8Vids it is more rational to suspect that religion is just the manmade fantasies of children who never grew up properly, and that the bible is the storybook of a bronzeage tribe of muredring raping pillaging goatherders. Afterall, there is evidence for all these claims :P

  • @MagnusNyborg So what you're saying is... you can't prove evolution but believe it anyway?

  • @AcAwSk8Vids i just provided the proof that creationism fails to explain what evolution naturally explains. Ring-species, natures way of saying "Fuck You" to creatards :P

    I am sure you want to spin this your particular way - lemme see, "God dunnit!". But thats not evidence that can be tested... Ball back to you, provide evidence for a god to exist.

  • @MagnusNyborg no, you didn't provide any evidence at all. im still waiting.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids maybe you need to learn how to read properly.

    Another piece of evidence that religious people become childish...

  • @AcAwSk8Vids this was your best thought out reply soo far.

  • @MagnusNyborg got nothing after all? lol.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids no response after all? lol.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids whats wrong?

    Forgot how to read, how to write, or how to think? Oooh wait, you cannot have forgotten something you couldnt do properly to start with...

  • @MagnusNyborg lol prove to me evolution then.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids Prove evolution? Okay.

    Why do you have to get vaccines every year? Because new strains of virus have to be fended off.

  • @B1ll1amH already been debunked countless times. i said prove evolution.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids I wasn't aware. I assume you have a source?

  • @B1ll1amH saying "there are new strains of viruses therefore monkeys were magically transformed into humans by something that science has not once observed" does not prove the fiction of evolution. try again.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids You have a misconception of definition. What you said was "prove evolution". What you *meant to* say was "prove that monkeys evolved into humans". Viruses evolving new strains *does* prove the function of evolution. The strains that are resistant to medicine are the ones that live on.

    As for proof of monkeys evolving humans, there's another misconception. Monkeys are our evolutionary cousins, not our ancestors. *Apes* evolved into humans. Proof of that is in DNA and fossils.

  • @B1ll1amH You're a gamer right? You're living in a game world, making up these ape tales, thats rich! Keep playing those games, kid! The Bible has not only scientific proof to back up the Bible, but also historical and archeological proof. Many things is the Bible came true, more are to come, we humans were created, this universe was created, there IS a creator! Do REAL research on the human brain and eye, see that it would take a super genius to create something so advanced as that

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  • @TheBook0fEli Also, my being a gamer has nothing to do with it. Evolution was around long before video games, and will be around long after. You can sate "there IS a creator" over and over, but until you have data to back up said claim, keep it to yourself. 'Burden of proof', and all that.

    While you claim the eye and brain to be proof, those are explainable by time and evolution. Complex entities are made from basic materials assembled over time. God is not needed in the equation.

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  • @B1ll1amH You're lost, reading too much into darwin, even Einstein and Newton were believers of God! Earth did not evolve, theres no proof of that, just theory, that YOU can keep to yourself, like it or not, evolution is bull. The past 3, 4 or 5 thousand years, theres never been a monkey evolve into a human, the only evolution that happens now is maybe a birds beak gets bigger, lay off the games and the drugs, kid!

  • @TheBook0fEli I never said that monkeys evolved into humans. *Apes* evolved into humans, and monkeys evolved alongside us, not into us. Saying that monkeys haven't evolved into humans in the past few thousand years is correct, because they never did.

    Einstein was a pantheist at best, and his religiosity has been debated for years. Newton believed in God, but that changes nothing.

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  • @TheBook0fEli Many doctors and biologists are religious, but it doesn't make their views any more or less valid. 'Doublethink' plays a huge part as to why they can be scientists and believe in God.

    Earth *did* evolve, in a technical sense. What was once a smoldering ball of lava and ash is now, for the most part, a rock. Moreover, the species on it evolved, including humans. Look inside the natural History Museum.

    Please refrain from ad hominem attacks in the future. I've never done drugs.

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  • @B1ll1amH either way you put it, you did NOT prove that earth evolved, you use smart science terms that do not mean it actually evolved. Theres MORE proof leaning towards creation than evolution..If you want to think your great, great ,great great grandmother was a ape, be my guest. Also, if you dont believe in a God, why argue about something that "doesnt exist"? Thats like me going to a Santa Claus video and arguing with a 9 year old kid about how Santa doesnt exist, thats stupid

  • @TheBook0fEli More proof leaning towards creation than evolution?LOL our entire understanding of biology is based on evolution, as is medicine for viruses/bacteria. Furthermore, evolution is not a theory of how the earth came to be, but how organisms on the planet adapt over time.As for why some one would argue against god,it's very simple.Religion works its way into politics/societal norms and effects non-religious people negatively, so of course we're going to say something.

  • @TheBook0fEli When your god and his version of "morality" is out of my fucking face/government/bedroom/wallet­/everything else,I'll shut up.

  • @TheBook0fEli I never said your four greats grandmother was an ape, but your grandmother from 300,000 (give or take 50,000) years ago was probably one.

    Now, you keep saying that there's proof for creation, but you have yet to provide anything. I've provided you with vaccines and the Natural History Museum.

    I could use your example right back at you. If evolution isn't true, why argue about it?

    Address these paragraphs individually before we continue.

  • @TheBook0fEli Eistein was not a believer he said"I do not believe in a personal god.and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly.If something is in me witch can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.(Albert Eistein 1954)

  • @B1ll1amH no that proves "micro-evolution" in pathetic attempt to justify humans magically turning into winged monkeys a billion year in the future.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids The fossils and DNA show how we evolved from apes to modern homosapiens. That is, by textbook definition, macroevolution.

  • @AcAwSk8Vids still waiting for your evidence.

  • Shit! They're on to us... THE ILLUMINATI. MUST. NOT. BE. COMPROMISED!

  • Best yet! Hilarious and very cutting.

  • I'm a Muslim and i thought this was very funny : D

  • Who the hell cares what happens after death? Hmmm? just stop bitching and moaning, that goes for athiests and christians... I mean athiests are just trying to figure it out, not having a religion drives you nuts, I hated it... but seriously, why do you come onto these videos and complain and tell people that they are wrong? Because that is really low, if you are TRULY an athiest, simply don't care, and I really don't see why you can't just kill yourself. Why not?

  • @HighOrders I am an atheist and I care. If you do not value a mortal life without God, why value an eternal life with God? Surely if you have no compassion without faith, you can have no compassion with faith. To be kind for God is duty; to be kind for love is charity. One cannot do their duty and call it charity. Too often the religious confuse faithfulness with compassion, righteousness with goodness. If we truly have compassion then we need no faith, no God, no lies.

  • @HighOrders wow, you win the price for the most dumb statement. Minus 1000 internets for you.

  • What was the "vaccine conspiracy"? (Or should I ask on a more secure line?)

  • @najhoant some christians are against vaccinating their children.

  • @agenerichuman Why?

  • @najhoant i have no idea. i think it has to do with their distrust of science but i was raised in a different type of strict christian upbringing so i wasnt really exposed to things like that. my parents were a different kind of crazy.

  • Lol.. It's like looking into a mirror

  • that's how we atheists roll, deal with it!

  • Fapping complete.

    Also, I would like to raise to the attention of the league that I was almost discovered for my true identity. It all started when I accidentally said that women were not physically fit enough for the military and that homosexuality was immoral and wrong. But don't worry, so long as I start preaching about equality and acceptance I'm sure they'll start to think I don't believe in God, once again.

  • @DarkMatter2525

    you really remind me of EddieCurrent ;)

    no not the animation part..

    rather the almost raging at the beginning & almost bursting laughter in the end :D

  • Whoa. I want to be that kind of atheist. Where do I sign up?

  • "Sugar booger" is coke addict slang.

  • lol its funny cuz most christians actually believe atheists are actually satanists... silly christians :P

  • That demon picture in the elevator was seriously awesome..

  • Lol, I wish I had topless babes and a party in my basement xD

    But even though I'm an atheist, I don't have that :(

  • @QUATR00

    And don't forget about pics of Mao and Stalin plus a direct line to Hitler. Things can't get any better than that :D

  • @djlagomorph damn straight! :D

  • this guy what a cunt i mean come on he left the fucking door open twat

  • why would a athiest have the pentagram in his house.. thats a symbol of the devil but we dont believe in any higher power so thats kind of dumb to be honest.

  • @mrkanepker That's the joke. Some Theists believe Atheists worship the devil.

  • HA HAAA!!! Darkmatter battin' 1000 !!! XD

  • Christianity: Why NOT believe in magical sky-wizards?

  • @smithcas86 hey.. don't you dare challenge my religion of magical sky-wizards where we worship the flying spaghetti monster! it is highly inappropriate and unsocial.

    fuck Christianity though.

  • Geez, was that really Thunderf00t? If it wasn't. you did a pretty damn good job of impersonating him!!!

  • XD if all atheist acted this way i'd have a better reason when people ask me why i am one

  • Well, it figures that the atheist couldn't take the elevator with Skepchick to have coffee with her in his secret underground fortress.

  • hang on... rate comment & fap? ...you want me to fap to your youtube channels? LOL ... I had no idea what that meant until a few days ago... I agree with you that religion is nonsense, but if you want me to fap to your channel, then i agree with the theists that you're nuts ;-P LMAO

  • this fucking rocks :-)

  • I love being an atheist. Being able to go to an underworld party every time I want in order to have sex is great.

  • we need to raise some money and buy tv time on national tv and play videos  like this and or similiar stuff , rofl I would love that

  • People think im some cyborg 0.O and that i believe in science books as my bible

  • The Allied Atheist Alliance!!!

  • I do every single thing the atheists in the video do.

  • whats the first song?