Dara OBriain Talks Funny 2008 Part [3/9]

[aeternamente13]

Awkward turtle when the same person posts twice about the two top comments being the same.

[Alfalfa2210]

Get in the fuckin sack

[neversurreder793]

Awkward turtle when the top 2 comments are the same.

[1brokenarrow1]

dara is so quick witted. i love it!

[707gatos]

Data? WTF? I meant Dara!

Stoopy autocorrect!

[707gatos]

Data is so effing brilliant.

[superFrontrunner]

@707gatos I like a good bit of data, Im a scientist and my opinion matters ;)

[CynicalVision]

@707gatos

Yeah,he's good in Star Trek. ;)

[Loostifer]

I actually lost a Mary today, thankfully though, I have Dara to cheer me up.Laughter truly is the best medicine

[neversurreder793]

Awkward turtle when the two top comments are the same.

[DarkerSideOfSunlight]

20 people who disliked...Get in the f*cking sack

[kalexi83]

STEALTH!



[Clint945]

Dara does more for public science appeal in 10 mins of standup than Brian Cox can do Ever.

Fact. I have evidence.

See Video.

[PT8475]

Love the way he says "Well these people are clearly fucking morons!"

[mountarrat]

science knows it doesn't know everything otherwise it would stop. My physics teacher had that above his whiteboard

[JoshuaMcLaggan]

Well so fucking what, zombies are at an all time low level but the fear of zombies could be incredibly high!

Lol, it's just the way he says it, he's hilarious and a truly great performer!

[x89codered89x]

Well you can fuckin drown



[bassretro1993]

Dara's the most quick witted performer I've ever seen!

[AnnaKmid]

Get in the fucking sack.

[iamXSTEALTHZX]

loved the bit about it barry

[GoblinXXX]

The good thing about homeopathy- You can't overdose on it.

Well, you can fuckin' DROWN!

[Sciborg09]

19 people are homeopaths

[mantas1111000]

I know Notch but came here because of Dara O'Briain.

[connorhankey]

Get in the fuckin sack

[moonrockguy]

lmfao! Science doesn't know everything! Yes, that's why we don't stop! Just cos it doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps!

Indeed! Thank you Dara!

[Raptorjesusface]

18 people remove their teeth with string and a door.

[CrinimalMindsRox]

I'd just like to say that I live in Ireland but I know more women called Áine (incliding me!), Máire, Sarah and Emma (each name seperately, not all together) than i do people called Mary.

[SubtleChaotic]

"Get in the fucking sack"

[BluJean6692]

this guy is like Robin Williams only he's Irish and funny

[mihaimoldo]

@BluJean6692 and Robin isn't funny?

[Sabiancym]

He says "Has anyone here lost a Mary"? What does that mean? I might not be spelling it correctly. I'm an American and love this guy, but every once in awhile he'll mention something that I don't understand at all.

[Lordindo]

@Sabiancym I understand your problem cause I'm from Holland and I'm listening to multiple English shows. So things that are really British I also can't see the fun of it. But for you problem, after he said: Has anyone lost a Mary. He explains in rough way that everyone in Ireland is called Mary. So the 'psychic' couldn't go wrong with saying that.

[Loostifer]

@Sabiancym It means, 'Has anybody lost a friend or relative by the name of Mary'

[SilverSiana]

@Sabiancym He's referring to the fact that Mary is a very common name in Ireland. I have a big Irish family and six of the girls are called Mary.

[Dseaton91]

18 people lost a mary while watching this video!

[phantomgirl211203]

"But right now, we shall turn to Barry who believes the sky is a carpet painted by God." - HILARIOUS!

[ShadesOfKnight]

He's wrong on one thing... If science knew everything it still wouldn't stop... it would only stop if there were no more money to be made in it. :)

[Yaymudkip]

@ShadesOfKnight Science is the search of knowledge.

How on.. earth would science keep going if it was complete?

''Yeah, I've checkmated you but we are going to play on in this game of chess''

[ShadesOfKnight]

@Yaymudkip I think I answered this in my original post... as long as there's money to be made in it, there will be scientists selling "discoveries."

[Yaymudkip]

@ShadesOfKnight Then it's quite obvious that it's not an error from dara, it's just you having a different opinion on what engineering is.

[JankeyL]

He's so right

[delkosbabe]

Imagine David Hewlit and Dara conversing, it would be brillant!

[LondonPride25]

To be honest, even though I find D O'B really funny, I'm not watching this to get regular belly laughs. I'm watching this to marvel at the man's lightning-quick brain. He's a bit of a feckin genius.

[majestic93]

Gamer, geek, studied math and physics, fantastic comedian.

God damn, I wish I could meet this dude.

[KMartSpecial]

17 people had so many voices coming thru, they didn't know which button was which!

[MetalSiicken]

MORE!



[1243zable]

@DEINNES make that 17 miserable cunts

[SebastienCade]

LOL! "All you need is someone in the back of the room to scream ENERGY!"

[catscanflyhigh]

Wow unfunny and tedious, great combination.

[TheNo1MovieMan]

"For the sake of balance, we'll turn to Barry who believes that the sky is a carpet painted by God"......... HE IS CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[damshek]

What's "a mary"?

[freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez]

@damshek "a Mary" as in someone who's called Mary ... :)

[damshek]

@freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Oh dear. I feel slightly sheepish...

[2k10cal]

16 people had to stay in the hall untill they were 18

[nicolaswirth]

16 people are quacks, witch doctors, homeopaths, horse-shit peddlers

[SugaryGoodness]

STEALTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! xD

[MrRottenPotato]

All I think when I watch this clip is.... Damn, I had to be there.

[Treytupacfan]

maybe a stupid question but...whats a mary?

[shadowflame68]

@Treytupacfan It's just an Irish word for "young woman". Kinda like saying "an average joe".

[Treytupacfan]

@shadowflame68 Then how can you loose one, or fall out of your pocket? I'm missing something here...

[shadowflame68]

@Treytupacfan He's just exaggerating to make a joke. You ever hear someone say "there's so many people here they're falling out of the trees" or anything like that? He's just saying that, because in Ireland pretty much every woman can be called "a mary", there are tons of them. It isn't literal, though I can see why you might think that if you didn't know what a mary was.

[Treytupacfan]

@shadowflame68 Ahh alright, thanx for explaining eh.

[EllieF314]

@Treytupacfan it's just a really common name in Ireland. 

[DontGoQuietly]

Mary is a really common name in Ireland, largely due to it being a heavily Catholic country, a religion which places heavy emphasis on the Virgin Mary. Thus loads of Irish women are called Mary, so asking if anyone has lost someone called Mary in Ireland is stupid :)

[19dec1981]

'there's more to life than evidence'

'get in the fuckin sack!'

[ArcanaKnight]

"Science KNOWS it doesn't know everything otherwise it would stop" lol. So very true.

[snackajack117]

"As if you could've finished it with a REAL psychic, going 'well, on behalf of genuine psychics, we'd just like to say we're very angry about this....*ommmm*....and so are the dead.'"

[941geminigirl]

lol ''theres more to life than evidence'' ''get in the fuckin sack ¬__¬'' lmao x)

[comiclover788998]

Can't ... breath! Stomach ... hurts ... from laughter!

[SoulIsTheGoal]

@MawKillsThanYou Astronomy =/= Astrology

[AbbottDorothy]

@MawKillsThanYou Really? I thought they were astronomy programmes. I'd assumed he was stargazing, when all the while he was just checking his horoscope!

[prodevel]

@killmanha, @Hirtha, Because they wouldn't further study science if they thought they knew everything :/

[calbo555]

hes good i like , hes kinda copied ross nobles style a bit .. clearly works 

[captainwungf]

@calbo555 I'd only agree with that in terms of audience interaction. Both comedians are heavily based on audience participation and in some ways that seems to drive their set in a given direction. In terms of humour, Ross Noble's surrealist imaginary genius and Dara's observational wit and rapid-fire delivery are quite different.

[calbo555]

@captainwungf they are similar in there rapid fire delivery and with the detail and way they put there humour out there. love them both !

[captainwungf]

@calbo555 Agreed on that, both hilarious and great to watch :)

[PhilBag]

Stealth!!!

[killmanha]

i dont get the "science knows it doesnt know everything, otherwise it would stop"

"joke" :/

[Hirthas]

@killmanha if science knew everything there would be nothing else to study. Things like religion claim to know everything it's a comparison joke.

[jokkenizer]

God of Minecraft approves

[SinfuIBanana]

Here because Notch liked this.

[WatchUProductions]

@SinfuIBanana Woop-de-fucking-do. 

[JustAnotherHumanist]

@SinfuIBanana Seriously? Nice.

[littleXjack]

@SinfuIBanana who's notch????????

[tommythegiraffe]

@littleXjack he crated minecraft



[missyangel15]

he sounds like tim minchin in this like what he's saying. the stuff about when alternative medicine that has been proven to work is called medicine

[elliottrams4life]

Penetrate my Ringhole

[NA3LKER]

he is absolutely right. its funny, cos religion thinks that science is a know it all, but a lot of the time, science doesnt know

[lnfreeman]

the 16 who disliked are obviously in the sack

[dan11009]

great preformance, his show is like the comedy equal of freestyle rapping

[ThatsSpiffing]

STEALTH

[mokshalovely]

16 people take out their own teeth with string and a door.

[Airstrip19]

"Sexy!"

"Sexy? Please." *Strut*

[Nandika92]

"fecking eediot issue." The Irish accent is so friggin awesome <3

[FutureMrsSalvatore]

@Nandika92 ... eegit ... and yes i love his accent!! :)

[MrTinman15]

16 people need to get in the sack!!

[ihearttheplanet]

the pain in dara's voice when they he said "they turn away from the doctor"

[themurge]

amazing segment. Love it. Wish more people would watch this and learn that homoeopathy, psychics and all that crap is total bunk.

[TheEzza]

Psychic... how did you know i was going to say that!

[dmagorrian123]

the great thing about homeopathy is that you cant overdose

well you could fuckin drown

LOL

[Iced1992]

@dmagorrian123 7 liters is an overdose. :)

[I0wnY0uPL]

can someone please explain what "a mary" is?

not trolling, I genuily don't know

[Britishsuperstar]

@I0wnY0uPL a person called mary.

[I0wnY0uPL]

@Britishsuperstar

he made it sound like it was a thing...I feel stupid;p

thanks btw

[Britishsuperstar]

@I0wnY0uPL Don't feel stupid, I thought so too at first. :)

[hifaren]

@I0wnY0uPL I think that "a mary" also can be a coin in Ireland, seeing as "mary's will roll out of your pocket in to the gap of the couch".

[greenyawgmoth]

@hifaren the joke was that the name is as common in Ireland as pennies.

[FutureMrsSalvatore]

@hifaren it was just exaggeration... so many people in ireland are called mary that it was a stupid question to ask if anyone had lost somebody called mary - everyone would have lost at least one. the "roll out of your pockets" bit just means that there are so many Marys in Ireland that you can't keep track of them... get it?? =]

[hifaren]

@FutureMrsSalvatore Thank you

[FutureMrsSalvatore]

@hifaren no problemo!! :)

[TheBlackcat239]

@hifaren No what he means is that the name Mary is so commonplace in Ireland that they are likely to roll out of your pocket!

[wazzadec16]

"get in the fucking sack" lol

[Nandika92]

"...How did you know I was going to say that......?"

This man is a living legend!

[santajimi]

I love Dara, this is feckin hilarious, but he completely stole the 8:35 - 8:40 bit from Eddie Izzard - Live at the Ambassadors.

[alexhamster1134]

didnt know he was that funneh :P good stuff

[LeftyHandedGuns]

"Witch-doctor homeopath horseshit peddlar."

"Go to the coma again."

5:57: 'Nuff said.

And... the whole miming skit.

aghahaha. < My laugh during this set of videos.

That was me saving certain parts for memory... haha.

[DragonSporks]

I love Dara's incredibly camp impression of energy!

[QueenDeaconite]

Mary's will roll out of your pockets into the gap in the couch. XD

[smuldia]

Thank you, NASA scientist. For the sake of balance we must now turn to Barry, who thinks the sky is a carpet painted by God.

[weeblinpie]

"Oh HERBAL medicine's been around for thousands of years" "Indeed it has, and we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became 'MEDICINE'!" That bit reminded me of Tim Minchin so much it's ridiculous.

[Lauranna]

"Zombies are at an all time low but the fear of zombies could be incredibly high"

Best line ever especially since i'm terrified that Resident Evil will one day happen for real. *blesses self*

[boredgirl2211]

@Lauranna same here

[MrCopperhead1861]

"Stay in the home."

[alienraven]

ENERGY!!!!!

[Burguois]

"They also have one word for China and Tibet, and it's China, so fuck them"

[GORILLLLAZ95]

"sexy"  "please"ahahahahahahahahahahah­a

[pancakeview]

'Fusion , Excitement, Energy, Power' - priceless ... (And the SUPER poses reminded me of Kung Fu Panda :) :):)

Thanks, that's called 'Class.'

[Deity198221]

he has clearly got a very strong eddie izzard streak running through him. The delivery and even one or two of the jokes!! still love em both.

[danielgallen95]

@BrightEyeBushyTail Agreed. I too am sorry for the unnecessary rudeness. I am quite passionate about my native tongue and sometimes lose my temper. I hope we can all forget this incident and just enjoy the video.

[MrLocaltoast]

get a grip, there's a comedian on above you, who happens to be amazing.

[fanofmadness]

just reading the comments....em seriously folks the english taking our heritage? i mean i know it was bad at the time and don't get me wrong i'm irish through and through but like get over it! we survived. the irish language survived and as a culture we are fine. the english took over 13 colonies in america too. and you don't see the americans getting thick over it. they took over everywhere. the english had an empire. and yet we irish are the only ones who seem to take it personally?

[lvrpl09]

"great thing about homoeopathy is you cant overdose on it"

"no, but you can fucking drown"

[Lizzy0191]

my favourite dara moment ever 'they also have one word for Chine and Tibet and it's China so fuck them'  I'm creased everytime

[Erik0423]

what would happen if the last dentist on earth had a cavity XD?

[Soymour]

Ahh but the chineese are so wise, they have one word for crisis and opportunity, yes but they also have 1 word for china and Tibet and its china so fuck them. Funny as hell!!!

[pantherbob89]

@BrightEyeBushyTail, irish ppl including me, find all of this hilarious and can contribute appropriately to the conversation, please stop adding your lame, humoureless rubbish this discussion, there are still some intelligent people around who can use a computer . . . aka not you loser, get a life . . .take a

joke

[JackassProductionsRS]

"jesus i shouldnt let them go... i will follow them"

[ProtestTheIndie]

Wow the captions are craaaaazy!

Also this is hilarious.

[MelleB90]

His point on the validity of opinions, wow.

Awesome message!

[lunaspecgimmy9271]

'until you're eighteen, then you can do whatever you want.' So VERY true.

[TVCriticAmy]

ENERGY! "Okay, I'll do it MORE!" x

[AbbeyNormal]

I can't believe I've never seen this guy before, he's amazing. Thanks so much for uploading this!

[Menla1]

"has anyone here lost.........a mary"

hahahahahahahaha

"IN IRELAND". lol

[xxxMACK88xxx]

The numbers of rogue unicorns are very low, but the fear of rogue unicorns is still incredibly high.

[mat1873]

watch it with google transcribe audio lolololololollololololololoooo­looooolol

[BrightEyeBushyTail]

guys, his name is Dara O'Brein, dara o'briain is someone else

[Smoothbassline]

@BrightEyeBushyTail ha ur RONG it is dara o'briain

[BrightEyeBushyTail]

@Smoothbassline, watch mock the week, read the credits and get back 2 me.

[AbbottDorothy]

@BrightEyeBushyTail It's Dara Ó Briain, the BBC don't spell it exactly correctly at all so the credits mean nothing. Dara uses the Irish form of O'Brien (pronounced "Oh Bryan"), which is Ó Briain (pronounced "Oh Bree-an"). There is no apostrophe in the Irish language version of any surname, ever - instead it's simply "Ó" which means "of" as in "son of".

[BrightEyeBushyTail]

@AbbottDorothy well i am happy you took the time to research that, no matter how sad it may make your life, but seriously, it was an honest mistake, people tend to trust the bbc you know? since they do news and don't tend to make that stuff up. never mind,

[AbbottDorothy]

@BrightEyeBushyTail That was a bit rude, "how sad it may make your life". You were insistant that you had the correct name and I was explaining how it is, I didn't do any research - I am Irish and speak the language. No need to be rude.

[BrightEyeBushyTail]

@AbbottDorothy ok, i'm sorry i did take it 2 far...

and btw, if ur gonna insult me, do a better job next time.

[psychobollox]

@danielgallen95

get the sod telled, lad.

gaeilge is a lovely language - i had the privilege of learning it when i was at university...

[Lola369kidd]

@danielgallen95 wow nice rant haha republic of ireland i'm guessing? lovely place : )

[BrightEyeBushyTail]

@AbbottDorothy Ok, I am very truly sorry that you can't take a joke.

[AbbottDorothy]

@BrightEyeBushyTail I can if it's funny.

[FutureMrsSalvatore]

@AbbottDorothy lol!!! nice reply.... and nicely put, btw

[AbbottDorothy]

@FutureMrsSalvatore Thank you kindly!

[leotard9696]

@BrightEyeBushyTail no need to be a cock

[BrightEyeBushyTail]

@leotard9696 no need to be rude

[doorwindow7]

This is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen

[PeanutsOrNothing]

I took a drink when he said "Oh, sorry, I got distracted by a woman shouting ENERGY like a.." and spat my drink out all over the screen. Damn you O' Briain, for being so funny!

[MsMello7]

That ninja stealth expression cracks me up every time! :D

[dtrocks6]

@hemicuda1984- 'get in the fucking sack'

[hemicuda1984]

No no no. He looks like Stewie from Family Guy.

[dtrocks6]

just goes to show your sence of humour

[rockbloodyon]

Is it me, or does Dara look a bit like Mr Incredible?

[iluvwestlife4eva]

"science knows it doesnt know everything, otherwise it would stop"

so true! :)

[kristinydnul444]

What sort of idiot would pull out there own teeth! ME!!!! the door and string thing doesn't work your just gona end up head butting the door.

[sookypoo]

"how long do i have to stay in the hall?"

"until you're 18. then you can do what you want. ok you can go to the shops but make sure no one follows you...... i shouldn't have done that... i know! i'll follow him!"