Be Gay.

[patellaman]

lol... very cool

[2die4blood]

I would but I like girls too much

[stinkbegaaier]

Your cool as fuck.

[magxardas]

Its not true, its a lie! gay guys have penis envy too >.> at least some...

[favsncrap]

Wrong totaly Wrong I know a gay friend of mine (Even though im against it but were still friends OMG THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE I hear your small minds say) Who was stabbed by his partner and left for dead over jellousy of another man. In my opinion MOST gays (not all) are just self interested, self-gratificating people that dont care who they tread on if something doesnt go 100% their way.

[VincentPhil]

@favsncrap Well, aren't you obvious. Most gays are like that. Indeed. Most PEOPLE are like that.

Oh, and you're a homophobic asshole, too

[favsncrap]

@VincentPhil Yeh well me and my "gay mates" dont seem to have a problem... oh and your right most people are like that "tread on if something doesnt go 100% their way." but in my experience most dont go on a hissy fit or use the excuse that "its cos im gay" cop out... you dont seem to understand that people become overly kind to gay people, which "gay" people on the reciving end use to manipulate situatons or other people.. ie it leads to Reverse discrimination ....

[Radl0activE]

True. Very True.

[Jemmybeans]

soooo true xDDD

[Sh0nin]

@MrMori7 I think you're confusing gays with unicorns. Being pink and sparkly doesn't mean they're both the same thing.

[angelhunsicker]

lol omg I LOVE THIS :) I would so agree but while I do like girls and find them atractive I'm not sexually attracted to them sadly. Othwerise I could do it lol :)

[amaricanbadass]

naa you like to take in the ass fatso!!!

[AmorSanguinis]

Nah. I'm good. Lol.

[TheJamesPope]

wonderful, just wonderful,

thumbs up

[asianpinay94]

....wat about the women's point of view...? lol

[emb1st]

on what corner to you reside?

[HelloTacoPocket]

Oh wow, you sound *ever so slightly* like sxephil.

[SomeDudeThatRants]

I like how lots of comments on so many videos like this rant about how homosexuality would ruin the idea of reproduction.

Tell that to 2 lesbians and a turkey baster!

[matt7kiwi]

There's no problem 'continuing the human race'. Have you heard of lesbians, they're a gay sub group. Gay boys and girls can make all the babies we need :)

[osmich]

there's domestic violence in the gay community too buddy.

[Kinjry]

This would work, if gay drama didn't exist.

I'm serious!

[hithererandom]

You, my friend, are fabulous.

[cutehorror]

i am in love with your voice, q,q

[metalsaw666]

nice idea but my dick will stay shit-free.

[PyrotechnicAnarchy]

same here. And also there's the problem with continuing the human race... And also there would be gender wars because males and females wouldn't have the bedroom as common ground.

[metalsaw666]

Sorry if that came off anti-gay. I don't care who you want to fuck, but just like a gay guy won't fuck a chick, i won't fuck a guy. I also dont' want a kid either, so condoms ftw.

[Naegimaggu]

A compelling argument, nevertheless I doubt that anyone is gonna turn gay after watching this.

[NinjaSebban]

This sucks it would solve many problems for a while but how could the human race live on when no one cant give birth to childs?

I'm sure you all know there will be really much bigger consequences than in the first place if you just think about it...

I'm to tired so i dont write a lot.

[dbag105]

nice grammar yo

[ismfofbiggestfan]

well ninja mc nihlism what's he point of contining our existance if were all gonna die someday?

oh that's right! were' all gonna to to see jesus!! yayyyyyyy

[PyrotechnicAnarchy]

some people like to have children; genius.

[KaylinBoehme]

@ismfofbiggestfan Ninja McNihilism... fantastic nickname.

Also, I think this concept only works if we're discounting the existence of women.

[lifescomicrelief]

dude! BEST VIDEO EVER!

[kaskis]

It's ghey to not be gay. <3<3<3

[jhensley1212]

Hm... I like you.

[dawningsun]

You have such bad ass piercings.

And Andy Warhol was gay and he beat his wife.

This video is amazing.

[kcotney36]

You can still say "Not tonight I have an ass ache"

[fo30stm]

You cannot become gay you can act gay but you will be still straight

[dawningsun]

Sexuality is fluid, you can become gay.

[dannyboyfour]

So you think everyone is secretly bi?

[madmanakajosh]

omg the best vid i have ever seen ^^

[MaikUniversum]

Wow being gay is SOOO cool :D

[wikkedchik90]

why does he look like the lead singer of foo fighters

[MaikUniversum]

because... he is gay :D

[JesusTRUEface]

This guys says that Jesus was a Gay - watch?v=eTaz6eK3RTs

I was way too hurt because of that :(

[nicsew]

it's true and you are straight, rite?

[superblooper123]

hm... i know you said you were serious but it still sounded somewhat mocking. and domestic violence is just as common among gay couples as straight. but you have a very nice way of speaking, and i liked this vid

[qwasyxedc]

lol, he says the truth xD

[sparkyaj]

LOL! LOL! LOL! Awsome!

[neonaddiction]

Shame you're not gay yourself. you're pretty hot Stretched lobes,beards and septum piercings FTW!

[Obsidian433]

Azrienoch, you have a real talent for making me think deeply about things while laughing hysterically. =)

[zez123]

bravo

lol i'm taking your advise... innately

[peterocks90]

but you're straight, aren't you?

[sizzld]

off topic but that middle nose ring i love it but i'm afraid i was wondering if it hurt.

[jakobk78]

You make very valid points but I am going to have to agree with some of the other commentors on here. You have to be attracted to a gauy to be regular gay. But there is always prison gay!

[DAISER6]

Wow that was funny, and somewhat.......GAY!! XD

[Krabbypattycake]

I, actually, do know a sexually frustrated gay guy. He's a virgin Jew, who wants to be straight. Any questions?

[Dominub]

No. Not quite. But thanks for the enlightenment. You've filled all our days with joy.

[Krabbypattycake]

Thanks. Glad I can help =0/

[rauron9]

umm.... no.

[SteevDragon67]

if i was attracted to guys that would work, but unfortunately I'm attracted to women. you say unfortunately, and ask why unfortunately. Well with all of their hang ups (being on the rag, emotional, can't separate sex from love, passive-agressive, etc.) I do love em! I'm kind of a non typical guy (quiet, not macho) but I know who I am and what I like. This does give a few great points about being gay, but I like tits, what can I say. and I don't mean man titties, big titties! great vid though!

[xP1Joex]

Awesome just flat out awesome

[phathead2580]

nice

[mogetplommon]

your'e a genious ;)

[desarka]

Hahaha! that is brilliant! :D

[rbryanh]

It's irresponsible to promulgate the misconception that men choose to be gay.

In fact, you have to apply, be accepted, undergo a rigorous probationary period, and defend your homosexuality before a committee of experts in your chosen specialty. It's not enough merely to collect gladiator movies and have no gag reflex.

I'm telling you - nothing but disappointment, heartbreak, and bitterness can come of giving people false hope.

[millitsky]

Brilliant :D

[Chucklehound]

Love it! Go tell it on the mountains!

[SirSchranzALot]

hes got a point there

[cr3rzemJest]

apart from that, i'm afraid i'm (a little bit) gay :( meaning: "soft, or overdramatically romantic"... i've never had GF and sex! but i imagine it's totally disgusting when a men puts his hairy masculinity in other men's hairy ass!

OMG

does this make sense? i'm not native English speaker.

[shages22]

i hate cocks though.

[GreyAutumn]

I like your way of thinking lol

[bassinserchofgroupie]

Dude! Classic!

[DamagedF0X]

Rofl, this dude should do stand up.

Good material, and comedic timing.

[boytsinelas]

LOL.

[DerettoEevee]

So true...

[djshkgfusdybg]

ha.

this makes sense

[ilikeitalot11]

i wish I could be...I'll have to settle for being a lesbian. lol. great video by the way. =)

[exDeathex]

Hahahahahah this is damned good! Your insight never seizes to amaze :D

[CarloMarx13]

between the guys with the small cock and the big cock there must be some sort of envy going on especially depending on who is the one taking it up the ass. Pray tell me would the guy with the smaller cock be happy about being assfucked or the guy with the bigger cock would be at a disadvantage if he is the one who is assfucked? Since cleary it depends on who is the "bitch" the difference in sizes would most certainly matter and eventually lead to complications. ....hmmm

[teknotrance558]

Someone's never heard of flip-flopping.

[CarloMarx13]

You yoused to talk about Kant and Wittgenstein... Whant is this shit?

You want to be a comedian, which you are funny to a point, get a hold of some George Carlin antics.

[gerymylove]

Lol...lol...^^

Seriously, I totally agree... gay guys are much cooler than hetero-macho-whatever guys xDD

[bmwx11]

"you'll never see a gay man beat his wife..."

[NewfDraggie]

I'm doin' it! It's working! :D

[stryker4750]

you are one hot wolf

[potgoddessx420x]

hahaha

[Rathedge]

lol you said rofl

[Jaykobie]

that's actually pretty convincing

[LinkEX]

he's surely really happy too, because - hey, he's got a big cock!

rofl!

[indafinda]

rofl

[BloodyBBQ]

thats ...äääähm...pretty...gay

but a cool way to think about it

[elm241]

I wish more people would think the way you do my friend!

[AssasineHunter]

n gay kann keine frau schlagen weil er keine hat

idiot Ö.ô

[Frost207]

yes^^ but then there were many more old people... another problem

[bienvida]

hey if no chidren are born.... one more problem is solved: overpopulation XD

[Frost207]

maaahn der hat ja recht (das gleicher auch mit den Frauen[lesbisch]:D nur dann is da eben ein Problem: es werden keine Kinder geboren ;)... hmmmmmmm.

[xXanderliciousx]

wie wärs mit ner samenbank? Auch schwule können sich einen rubbeln und die lesben könnten die kinder dann gebären...

[Germericanboi]

Wenn die Menschen alle etwas klüger waeren, könnten sie sich zusammen tun und strategisch einen Kind durch Annahme oder Stellvertretung planen. Somit waeren schon zwei Probleme gelöst. Mann hat Kinder und kann gleichzeitig das Problem der Überbevölkerung beseitigen ;)

[bearli]

höhö ^^

I'm gay and proud of it!!!

It's an amazing video, very funny and I like it very much!

@Sumtet: Hey, aus Bayern zu kommen is echt keine Entschuldigung für schlechtes Englisch. Ich bin aus Baden-Württemberg und mein Englisch ist auch nicht so schlecht... ^.^

(Hey, beeing from bavaria isn't a good excuse, I'm from Germany, too (Baden-Württemberg) and I thing my english isn't that bad ^.^)

[AndreasCenter]

Das wollte ich dem auch sagen.

Echt ey.

xDD

Und ich bin nedd schwul und naja xD

Mir isses egal ob schwul oder nicht!

Echt^^

And I´m not gay and okey.

I don´t care if I´m gay or not x_x!!!

I´m serious

[HalbleeresGlas]

Einerseits stimme ich überein, andererseits hat es auch etwas mit Begabung oder Fleiß zu tun. Vielleicht sind wir einfach begabt, ohne eingebildet klingen zu wollen, denn ich weiß, dass ich nicht fleißig bin.

On one side I agree, on the other side I don't, cause it's also a matter of being gifted or hard work. Maybe we're just, gifted without wanting to sound cocky, cause I know I'm not hard working. (Sorry for the commata, I'm not gifted in english grammar; just put them where I want to.)

[AndreasCenter]

Ok.^^

(Okey) xDDDD

[h34db4ng]

Well... if everyone would be gay... What´s with the girls and the humanity?

And sorry, I still prefer to live with my girlfriend to fuck her and not a man´s ass. =)

[Paddy77Gla]

True words and a great film...There are certainly a few good reasons to be Gay, but I love Girls and her Pussy´s. This is probably a problem...

[adlerauge999]

very funny xD

[Sumtet]

o_o wow! ...

XD What a great video!

Sorry, i`m from bavarya, i can`t speak right english ._. ~

[AndreasCenter]

1. It means BAVARIA

2. YES it is a great video

[semoway]

Did I hear a Quills referance?

[azrienoch]

You did!

[semoway]

Amazing film! If you decide to do a video about the Marquis De Sade let me know.

[xDarkBloodAngelx]

I dont know why... but i like the video xD

[vczdaeq]

Haha me to, makes sense xd

[DerMarvin]

Tags:

gay homosexual violence war big or small cock got fucked  in the ass and liked it admire my tags

[FatShady2]

you´ll never see a gay man beat his wife! xD GEIL!!! wie soll denn das auch gehen!?^^

[FrangenDerminador]

CRÄNK^^ FUCKING FUNNY

[Patengers]

I'm so sorry. I am a german and I know that Hitler (you know: the fuehrer-asshole) and his close party were gay. And they were f****** bad boys.

[soundmachine276]

no, he was just sick and pevert.

[Patengers]

Meinst du wirklich? Das waren selbstverständlich die Hauptgründe für sein Verhalten. Aber ich habe es jetzt schon öfters (auf Arte oder 3sat,) sagen hören, er hätte wohl homosexuelle Ambitionen gehabt. (klingt nach Freud, ich weiß...) und wenn er das nicht ausleben konnte? Aus seinem eigenen Wahnsinn heraus?

[boeseCanis]

oy woher hast du denn den mist? das ist genauso quatsch, wie das gerücht, das er jüdische vorfahren hatte

der kerl war einfach nur bescheuert

[Patengers]

Schräges Zeug, ich weiß, aber das würde doch irgendwie zu der ganzen absurden Geschichte passen, oder? Ich finde es plausibel.

[VideoSoldaat]

haha he sounds like dr. House

[cinestar2]

Oh I'm recording... ^^ as if you didn't know.

[jcdaniluck]

I agree with you all the way

[JimmysJuicyGem]

wow i am on board i want my husband to be gay too!

[BBoyBigSnake]

why :'( i want to be straight

[OHTXAZ]

Pick Guitar, Fill Fruit Jar and Be Gay-O-----Son Of A Gun Gonna Have Big Fun Down On The Bayou ;0)

Roberta

[LimenSpirit]

you forgot other benefits of gayness: no menstrual period to deal with; no contraceptive methods; no unwanted pregnancies; likely open relationship; sharing hobbies and even clothing; and so on.

Oh, and maybe you can't choose to be gay if you are already and have always been; but if you are bisexual or bi-curious, you must certainly can.

Some people cant stand meat, others vegetables or seafood, but most can choose to be vegetarian or Atkins dieters even if for a while. :)

[sodacan3]

you cant tell some1 to be gay you have to begay so its not working on me

[translationwiz]

How did searching for aristotle get me here???

[CMLovejoy]

Its funny, because most of the gay people that I know are deeply deranged people that borderline on insanity. LoL!

You never see a person suffering from insanity have a bad day either do ya?

[drinsanity13]

That is weird. You have to wonder if that consistency derives from the physical state of being a homosexual or from living in a society with alien gender roles and Christian morality.

[spinmedown169]

Bravo!

[flammablice]

whoa dude u look exactly dave grohl, but with short hair!

[michaelottinger]

Thank you. This is what I've been trying to explain to my roommate.

[RawBiznasProductions]

hahhahhaaaaaaaaahahahaaaa

[wildnites558]

I understand that the NEA is looking at this video as a possible teaching aide for grade school level children. They found his use of the word "war" somewhat objectionable and they were a bit disappointed that he never once mentioned "lesbian" or at least "tranny", but on the whole (no pun), they found it a marvelous solution for the never-ending abuse the children suffer having values, religion and morals drummed into their heads by their oppressive, christo-fascist parents and guardians.

[xXAjaxXx]

Amusing, but there are abusive gay relationships as well as rape and all sorts of unpleasantness. It makes it all a little less funny.

[SomeThingInc]

dude... pain is so gay XD

[TrojanTM69]

What the fuck?

[akaiYaMa9]

My favorite gay joke is: "Ive always envied gay couples....Why? Because I always wished I could have sex with my girlfriend and then play a game of Halo after"

[mizermymoppy]

hehe, you can, y'kno?

[akaiYaMa9]

i wish.....but i cant resist a pair of big tits....plus, fucking a chick in the ass seems more appealing then fucking a dude....it would be weird to be fucking someone with a hairy back hahahahahaha XD

[Gayle1661]

words to live by.

[shoujoairocks]

lol it's true that being gay has alot of advantages. I'm a bisexual guy and I don't have penis envy at all, but even though it may seem nice to have someone who constantly wants sex, it gets annoying after awhile, atleast for me. Btw az, you should definitly be gay ;) with me ofcourse.

[SurferRosa79]

motion seconded :)

[Jookkor]

I appreciate the humor but there actually IS an ultimate solution to al of Humanity's woes! We call it Andromeda and its heading towards us at an incredible speed.

[Cadwaladr]

So what do we do in the intervening billions of years?

[uberspecialfizz]

This was pure genius. However, must say, as a woman, that would suck. Not necessarily in a good, suck harder, way either.

p.s. gay pride anyone? The great wars of gay pride- they weren't out picking flowers and making daisy chains with their findings.

p.p.s. still bloody funny.

[FacelessFault]

Can no one else see the satire here? great stuff anyhow, very funny.

[rorrimehtninam]

i kmow what u mean, ppl these days take things too serious so being gay means just let it go... (and im not gay either)

u r a genius azrienoch keep posting your videos i like the way u think

[dianrn233]

nasty nasty nasty and of course I don't know all the gay guys who would?

[dianrn233]

I respect yall gay people it takes a los of courage to have another man stick his you know what up ur you know what still that's gross only gay people do that

[azrienoch]

I think you've misunderstood somewhere along the line. I am not gay. This video is a joke that pokes fun at people who think they have an ultimate solution.

[lilshadow069]

im confused... i thought it was about how awesome i am for the planet -.-;

[infiniteskate22]

thats a very selfish choice, what about all the women cravin some cock?

[k04jetta]

I tried; it's hard

[dianrn233]

nobody is born gay they can't be born gay there gay cuz they choose to the perverts or there parents didn't raise them rigth or they were molested as todlers

[Argonaut22j]

Not according to a 2003 study at UCLA. According to that there are 54 genes that indicate sexual orientation is hardwired into the brain.

OF course the Bible wouldn't know that, because its written by men that lived thousands of years ago.

[Argonaut22j]

You don't know they chose to be gay, because you don't KNOW every gay person.

[silasdementia]

As a gay guy I can tell you, I sure as hell did not choose it. Kthxbai!

Also, every gay guy I have talked to didn't choose it either.

[silasdementia]

Well since I can't delete my above comment that was stupidly placed (lord I feel like a dousche) let me put it into context. I thought I was replying to someone who was of the mind that gay people made a choice. I was trying to be a smartass and instead all of this has now blown up in my face. please disregard as a move made stupidly out of being tired.

[grotonhomie]

That is posibly the shittiest, most ignorant thing ive heard in a while