Derek and Clive - The Church, Jesus and Valerie

[vicpur]

"Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion, Your fucking guide book dont 'alf give me the horn!!! "

Classic!!!

[CarlBRayner]

gr8 movie ! get the horn is he best .

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[Roundline]

That must have taken guts, shocking and funny is how I like it. Thats the reason I like all Derek and Clive.

[vicpur]

"Take up thy bed and walk to some cunt that was perfectly happy begging!!" The cunt!!! And then on top of that jesus gives him the horn!!

If Peter was wrong he had a lot of explaining to do to the cunt at the gate!! Probally said "Oh fuck me!!! This is all too much and its giving me a fucking horn thinking about it!!"

[roundypie]

pissing myself, it must have taken guts to do it. classic, jesus never existed, you die thats it. That fucking bible really gives me the horn.

[Professor6871]

Dudley's reactions are priceless they always crack me up.

[geffel]

Very offensive. Very very offensive...the smoking, that is. Why should my children's eyes have to be polluted by seeing a man smoke on the internet, where they couldn't possibly see such an image without searching for it?

[vivascargill1]

hey i'm rc and love this!!!

[Professor6871]

Bloody Christianity what aload of bollocks it really is. We'd be better off without this stupid nonsense because its just fairy stories.

[FailboatSkipper]

@Professor6871 You sir are a very dedicated commenter!

[Professor6871]

@FailboatSkipper Get to the fucking point!

[Professor6871]

@FailboatSkipper You patronising bastard

[Professor6871]

The most profound thing I've ever heard someone say.

[petecockcroft]

Seraphim and Cherubim continually to cry.

Why do they cry? 'Cos they've all got the fucking horn up there!

[Professor6871]

This is part of the orginal track of 20 minutes called simply the Horn from the Ad Nausum CD. I wish they'd filmed when they talked about when a BBC film crew filmed him masturbate and they mucked it up. It made him so angry he tells a black to go down the BEEB and burn it down.

[Professor6871]

Dudley's hysterics or pretend shock at Peter's outrageousness always cracks me up.

[TW14EX]

Take up thy bed and Fucking walk???

[Mighty43Pieman]

This video gave me the 'Orn

[FailboatSkipper]

@Mighty43Pieman You horrible cunt!

[Mighty43Pieman]

@FailboatSkipper Hahahaha. Where did you find this?

[FailboatSkipper]

@Mighty43Pieman This is a clip from the documentary movie Derek and Clive Get The Horn. You can buy it on DVD for about £5, I strongly recommend it, it's hilarious.

[gayboyfun1]

@FailboatSkipper come on then where can we get this for a £5 then, these two are funny as fuck ! any info send to madmaxfurymut@yahoo.co.uk

[Professor6871]

@FailboatSkipper Yeah I've saw it the other week it for 50p down at my local boot fair.

[geffel]

@Mighty43Pieman "They're all CUNTS out there!"

[geffel]

@Professor6871

Dudley was a very profound man!

[Professor6871]

@geffel He certainly was I also miss and Peter.

[publicanimal00]

haha good ol' times!!